I was completely shocked by Ellie's view of love, and I made a very serious decision - I want to take leave at home today.

It's a pity, right? It's not that you decided to kill the god of love. After all, killing gods or something, I'm not used to it, and I can't do it for the time being.

So I've already figured out that I'll go to the infirmary and get a certificate of serious injury later, and then take a day off to repair my broken body and mind.

Don't forget, I just had a fight with a pierced man, and my calf is still swollen.

And after a short exchange of topics, Elle began a bad routine - bragging.

"Human sandbag, the old lady told you! Back then, the old lady fought bad clubs and innocent children alone, and it can be said that she was an invincible opponent all over the world! ”

Elle sat next to me and kept blowing cowhides, excitedly holding the mineral water bottle in her hand, and then spilled most of the mineral water.

I guess she thinks she's pointing the fingers and scolding Fang Xuan's big guys, right?

"It was a few years ago."

I looked at Elle beside me with black lines on my face and asked weakly.

Now I am still immersed in a deep loss. I can't accept that Elle actually likes girls. So I wasn't much interested in the "past" that Elle was talking about.

"A few years ago? It was probably seven or eight years ago, right? ”

Ellie poked her chin and said with some unconfidence. Then she quickly punched me in the head again, and said with a little anger:

"Human sandbags! Don't you believe your eldest sister?! ”

"Of course I did! Uncle Ellie, Wencheng Wude, thousands of generations, dominate the country! ”

I straightened up sharply when there was a knock on my head, and looked at Elle with a serious face. It's just that I'm still thinking in my heart, wasn't Ellie still a little sister who was less than ten years old seven or eight years ago?

Imagine a milky little Lori, who fights with an arrogant face, and it is estimated that the enemies are all cutely overturned by her, right?

"Hmph hum ~ very good ~ human flesh sandbag, you are already about to become a qualified little brother! As the eldest sister, the old lady is very pleased! ”

Ellie smiled with satisfaction, and a look of "this little brother has a future in the future" hung on her face.

Alas.. Uncle Ellie, give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, and you will go to the sky if you pat yourself on the back. I'm just catering to you.

"Speaking of which, Ellie, do you have any other younger brothers besides me?"

Listening to what Ellie said, I quickly realized one more thing.

That is, since Elle took me as her junior brother on her own initiative, then she should also accept others as her junior brother, right? But what I saw was that Elle was always alone, and rarely interacted with others.

"Huh? Of course! The old lady has one hundred and eighty younger brothers! ”

Ellie's face was embarrassed, and she said in a bit of a panic. Just looking at her appearance, I feel that she is only my little brother.

"Then Uncle Ellie, next time you find a chance to call out the one hundred and eighty little brothers together? Let me see the world too. ”

I looked at Elle with an embarrassed face, and a sense of playfulness suddenly rose in my heart. asked Elle to beat me so many times, it's not that I didn't report it, it's just that the time has not yet come, to see if she dares to treat me casually as a punching bag.

"He... They are all... ”

Hearing my words, Ellie was stunned, and two blushes formed on her cheeks. But soon she calmed down again, blushed slightly, patted me on the shoulder and said:

"Human sandbags! You are my royal brother, how can I meet them! With you, I think that's enough! ”

Looking at Ellie's appearance of "the heavens will descend on the human flesh sandbag", it seems that she really only needs to have me by her side. It's just that the vision through her eyes has become a mess, and it is like a mess.

"The royal brother." I nodded meaningfully.

The royal brother? If I add a brother to the end, I guess it will be a little happier.

As for why? Because of the royal little brother, it always makes me feel a little bit of H. （P.s.“ "H" is an abbreviation for red apple. So the taste of H, which means the aroma of red apples~)

"Why do you speak in that ambiguous tone? Isn't it good to be the queen brother of the old lady! In the future, the old lady will become the eldest sister of the unified black se society, and you only need to follow the old lady to eat and drink spicy food in the future! ”

"No need, I guess I haven't seen the peak of your life yet, and I'm already dead on the road."

I spread my hands out, looking helpless.

I used to say that Elle is like a child without ideals in life, but now it seems completely wrong. Elle has an ideal in life, and it's too big to understand.

Why should a girl aspire to be a big sister? Is it bad to be a celebrity and an internet celebrity?

Anyway, after a while of arguing with Ellie, I decided to go to the infirmary first and get the leave slip out.

After all, Elle barely had any more nutritious topics other than telling me who she had beaten and who she had fought with before. Although it was quite enjoyable to listen to at first, the more I heard about it, the more tired I became.

Because I think in my heart that fighting is not interesting at all.

Then I inexplicably thought of my family members who were not at home all the year round, and did they "save the world" also rely on non-stop fights? I don't understand.

"Uncle Ellie, your royal little brother - I'll go to the infirmary first."

I said to Ellie, who was lying on the table next to me and playing with empty bottles, and I got up to leave.

"So fast. Remember to get more protection money at night, it's very hard for my wife to protect you. ”

Ellie's hand playing with the water bottle stiffened slightly, and then said to me casually.

How so? It was as if she wanted me to be with her a little longer, and I felt a little guilty as I got up to leave: a kind of guilt that left her alone and left her alone.

"Got it."

I touched my shriveled pocket, and the guilt quickly vanished. It's hard to protect me, and I didn't see her when I solved the earrings man just now. And without her, I wouldn't need anyone to protect me, would I?

Forget it, you can only think of yourself as unlucky.

"Then I'll go first."

I looked at Ellie, who was lying on the table and stole at me with her peripheral vision, waved my hand, turned around and walked towards the infirmary.

It's just that I just took two steps, and suddenly remembered what the earrings boy said at that time.

"By the way, Uncle Ellie."

With that in mind, I turned around and shouted to Ellie again.

“？”

Blinking her eyes twice, Ellie, who was still lying on the table, looked at me with a little confusion.

Her face rested on her slender arm, and the fair skin on her cheeks was slightly raised, like a girl lying lazily on the bed, without a trace of defense.

With a little laziness when she wakes up in the morning, with a little leisurely afternoon tea time, this is the other side of Elle at the moment.

"Ellie. I heard that the earring man you hit yesterday called someone outside to clean you up, so you'd better be careful lately. ”

"Oh."

Without saying a word, without revealing another expression, Elle just pouted, and then focused her eyes on the mineral water bottle in front of her.

It was as if one more word she said, one more expression, broke her attitude towards this little thing; An attitude that doesn't care at all.

“。。。。。”

Watching Elle continue to play with the bottle boringly, I didn't know what to say again. After a moment of silence, I finally turned and left.

It's just that the moment I turned around, I still lowered my head and muttered:

"Ellie, if something happens to the eldest sister, the younger brother will be very disappointed."