"Human sandbag, my mother really didn't expect you to skip class."

At this moment, Elle was hooking my shoulders, and the two of them were like good brothers, standing at the counter of the commissary to pay the bill. Of course, it's me who pays the bill unilaterally, and she's only responsible for taking it.

As for why she and I are here? That's because as I walked to the classroom, Ellie happened to meet me in the aisle. Then she asked me to treat her to breakfast to commemorate the occasion. The name is good, and the eldest sister is honored.

"Huh. . . I didn't expect you to climb trees either. ”

I smiled wryly and pulled out the money, mentally recalling the drama-like plot of the morning. How can a girl be "hunted down" and then jump from a tree to a classroom on the second floor? Uncle Ellie, you're the one who saves the world, right? The responsibility of becoming the god of love has been entrusted to you, okay?

"Yo? So you can complain, believe it or not, the old lady will beat you again? ”

Elle patted me on the head with her hand and said mockingly. Because she was so close to me, the softness of her chest rested entirely on my shoulders and swayed slightly with her movements.

Except for being a little thin, everything else is good. I thought to myself.

"Thank you, Uncle Ellie, for your kindness, I have just used up the share that I was beaten today."

I shifted my body to free myself from Ellie's grip on my shoulder. Again, avoid being soft somewhere, in order to prevent stiffness somewhere.

After seeing that Ellie was safe and sound, I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart. Although she didn't know anything but to pit me, I felt that I had unconsciously recognized her as a friend.

Well, girlfriend.

Well, if not a girlfriend, then a potential girlfriend in the future.

I really can't. It's okay to be an ordinary female friend.

"Huh? Who would dare to beat the old lady's little brother?! ”

Elle was stunned for a moment, and then her face was full of anger. Look at her grinning appearance, it's really similar to the black SE meeting uncle in the anime.

I wonder if Elle is mimicking those expressions in the mirror all day long.

"A lot of people." Especially a violent woman named Ellie.

I shrugged my shoulders and limped to the table and chair outside the commissary and sat down. If Ellie was to be angry at me for being beaten, she should be angry when she saw me limping and walking, right? Am I always sick in her eyes? Damn it!

"Humph! Dare to beat the old lady's little brother, and the old lady will kill them one by one when the time comes! ”

Ellie sat down next to me with her legs wide open and bread in hand. Although it feels good to sit with girls, I don't think Elle thinks I'm the opposite sex at all.

Whether it's contact with me or chatting with me, there is no shyness between the opposite sex at all.

I'm quite concerned about that. After all, I don't like to be a girl's best friend at all, I can only watch it but not eat it.

By the way, I don't like to be a girl's little brother, I can't watch it, I can't eat it, and I have to be beaten.

"Is the bread delicious?"

I looked helplessly at Ellie beside me.

Elle tore open the bag of bread with great speed and shoved the whole meat floss into her mouth. After choking, she opened the mineral water with great speed, poured a large mouthful of water into her mouth, and swallowed the bread that had not yet been chewed completely, and finally burped.

"Hiccup~"

Ellie looked at me and winked twice, as if answering my question with her hiccup.

“。。。。”

Don't spew the air out of your stomach in my face! Uncle Ellie!

"Uncle Ellie, your mask."

I pointed to the mask on Ellie's chin. Because of her horrible eating appearance, the mask that was stuck on her chin was also stained with a little crumb of bread.

"Oh? Does it want to eat too? ”

Elle took off her mask in surprise and shook it lightly. When she was inadvertently "selling cuteness", I carefully observed her face.

Heroic slender eyebrows, eyes that seem to defy everything, and a delicate nose that is slightly upturned. The corners of her bright red lips were slightly downward, and there were a little crumbs of bread. If you put her face on makeup, she will definitely become a cute cute girl.

In fact, Elle is really a very beautiful girl, but her beauty is not the same as others. It's the kind of special beauty that is a little unruly and majestic like a young cat. Of course, this is more of a temperamental beauty.

"Ellie, do you want to be in a relationship?"

I looked at Ellie, who was intently fiddling with the mask, and asked for some reason. However, the moment I asked, I blushed with regret.

Why should I ask such a question all of a sudden? Am I in estrus! Damn! Although it is possible to forcibly use "I want to be the god of love" as a reason, it is too strange to ask someone directly if they want to fall in love!

“？”

Ellie glanced at me, and there was no shyness in her eyes other than doubt. It's like a completely unguarded exchange between good brothers.

To be honest, my heart hurts. If only she was too shy to squirm! It's better to blush and fall into my arms, and gently scold a few words "You're so bad~" or something.

But I also knew it wasn't possible.

"Human sandbag, the old lady approached your purpose, did you still guess it?"

Elle suddenly looked at me with extreme seriousness. For some reason, I felt a hint of guilt in her eyes.

"How... What's wrong? ”

I regretted why I was asking idiot questions, and I was a little embarrassed when I saw Ellie's serious look.

Don't.. Could it be that she approached me because she wanted to fall in love with me?!

How could it be! I thought about it with my ass and knew how many pounds and taels I had, so I quickly returned to normal.

"Why are you approaching me? You can't be fancy me, right? ”

There is a joke in the mouth, but the heart is bleeding. This kind of inexplicable description in a novel is actually experienced for the first time today.

"Hahaha! The old lady is not in love with you, the old lady is in love with the chick who is very close to you! ”

Ellie laughed heartily and patted me the shoulder.

She patted me on the shoulder, but it hurt in my heart! Uncle Ellie, do you have the ability to read words and feelings! I want to hit the wall now!

"Yes. . . So you like the one that is very close to me.。。 Chick ?!!! ”

In my heartbreak, I suddenly realized who the chick in Ellie's mouth was.

The chick who is very close to me, isn't it the sissy King Watson!! I've been playing with male friends since I was a child, and the male hair is small - Watson!

I've been a girl since I was a child, and I don't have any creatures that can be called "chicks" except for Watson, who looks like a beauty!

"That. . . The chick you say in your mouth. But a man, huh? ”

After realizing that the person Elle was talking about was Watson, I was very merciless in telling Watson about his gender. Of course, I have a certain amount of selfishness hidden.

"Huh?! You're not going to lie to my mother, are you?! ”

Ellie looked at me with a confused expression, as if she had heard something that shocked her three views.

Hey, hey, hey! Ellie, it's not normal for the person you like to be a chick! Although this world has become a world of calcium, you must not lose your original heart!

"It's true." I nodded awkwardly.

"Oh, then don't like him. The old lady only likes women. ”

Ellie nodded calmly and said something that made me even more upset.

Damn! You calcium-stirring god of love, I'm going to kill you tomorrow! And ah! Uncle Ellie, you don't like others casually for Mao!!