Volume 1 The Super Beep Expert in Zhonghai City Chapter 20 True excellence is to find your original self
Ding Ning followed Xu Fan to the front of the tall book, watched Xu Fan touch the cover of the Gate of the Other World with some emotion, and asked cautiously, "Boss, what else are you going to do when you bring me here besides telling me about demons and laws?" If it's convenient, let's go out and talk, okay? The headless horseman's head was staring at me, and I seemed to see the female ghosts over there in a circle, and I... It's a bit of a weakness. β
Xu Fan laughed a little.
"Oh, you said that the coconut, hazelnut and Chu people are beautiful, don't pay attention to them, they are happy to fight the landlord, the infinite deacon travels through the infinite plane, everything is going to be seen, your guts are really a big problem."
Ding Ning laughed dryly twice, and complained frantically in his heart: "You are all sick!" Normal people should be scared when they see these things! Those are the murderers! β
"Okay, it's almost the same as what you said, you can understand it yourself in the future, and there is another purpose for calling you over, which is to help you complete your 10 million task."
Ding Ning, who was already familiar with Xu Fan, had a hint of excitement in his eyes, compared to watermelons, Xu Fan was simply too reliable, if he took action, he would definitely be able to help himself.
"Boss! Are you going to help me? What magical props are you going to use? By the way, boss, what's your infinite god outfit? Boss, how can you help me? You..."
"Okay, I'm not helping you, I'm just accompanying you to find yourself and take you to meet yourself."
Xu Fan gently knocked on the cover of the big book, the big book known as the door of the world slowly opened, Ding Ning only saw endless light as far as he could see, and then a picture unfolded like opening a door, inside the door was an ordinary classroom, full of students with young faces, and on the podium of the classroom, a chicken nest head wearing a homemade Hokage cos costume stood there.
Ding Ning couldn't help but blush when he saw this picture, isn't the chicken nest head with his face upturned and his waist stuck in his waist himself? ! This is clearly a scene of self-introduction when I entered school two years ago!
"Boss, this... This is... Isn't this some otherworldly gateway through the plane? Isn't this me? β
"That's right, this is the gateway to the other world through the plane, the infinite world is formed by the intersection of countless points of time and space, what you see now is a parallel world of yourself, it is real, not an illusion."
Ding Ning raised his head and looked at himself frozen in the picture, and subconsciously put his hand into it, only to feel as if he had touched a water curtain, and Xu Fan, who was standing aside, lit a cigarette.
"What, do you want to go in?"
"Can I get in?"
"Of course."
"That's... That... Can I change all that? β
Ding Ning lowered his head and asked cautiously, Xu Fan swallowed a large puff of smoke and said slowly: "There is one of the thirteen laws, you can't change the past, but what you see now is just a parallel world, even if you walk in, changing all this will not affect you in this life, it is not a violation of the law, in this way, do you also want to go in and change?" β
In this case, the person in front of you is just another self?
Ding Ning looked at his young face inside the door, so strange, so distant, as if there was another person, himself at that time, flying, confident, full of hope, full of fantasy, so... It's disgusting! Ding Ning glared at himself in the picture with hatred, and couldn't help but clench his fists.
You're just a clown! What qualifications do you have! Put away your clumsy show! It's good to be alone! Why does it have to be so prominent!
Xu Fan extinguished the cigarette butt and snapped his fingers lightly.
"Come, let's go in and see, if you haven't figured out how to do it, take a good look at yourself, don't worry, I used the beep number to affect the perception, and no one will see us."
Xu Fan pulled Ding Ning to step into the door, Ding Ning was surprised to see the scenery around him change, he really stepped to this point in time, in this classroom that changed his fate, everything that was originally stagnant was running, first of all, there was a loud slap on the podium.
"I'm the man who wants to be the Hokage!"
Ding Ning on the podium was in high spirits and wrote the crooked word Ding Ning on the blackboard with chalk.
Ding Ning, who was standing beside Xu Fan, blushed and muttered black history, black history.
"I'm Ding Ning! You remember this name, and one day you will be proud to walk with me, and I am destined to be extraordinary! Because if you have something to say, it's my way of forbearance! β
(You're just trash!) Why do you say that! οΌ
The audience was silent, and after just a few seconds, there was a burst of laughter that was enough to lift the roof.
"Look at this guy, he looks stupid!"
"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death, didn't he graduate from elementary school?"
"Hokage-sama, can you arrange for me to go into the shadows?"
"Be careful to speak, Lord Ding Ning is rubbing the spiral pill!"
The laughter in the sky ruthlessly hit Ding Ning's heart, he looked helplessly at the head teacher, but the head teacher Lao Ding Tou looked at him with disdain, like looking at a piece of garbage.
"Ding Ning, please don't be funny, that kind of garbage cartoon will only affect your studies, please introduce yourself well and tell me what your dream is."
Ding Ning clenched his fists and took a big breath.
"I, my dream is to be a hero who can help everyone and protect everyone!"
(Don't be stupid!) You can't even save yourself, what kind of hero do you want to be?! οΌ
The laughter became more enthusiastic, and the old man slapped the blackboard heavily with a dark face.
"Don't tell me anything inexplicable, tell me which university you want to go to."
"I... I want to go to Shenzhou University..."
(I can't do it!) Can you really go to God?! οΌ
"Aha, just like his bird, he's still big?"
"I'm laughing to death, and sure enough, everyone has it."
Ding Ning, who was watching all this from the side, clenched his fists and trembled, and he couldn't help but roar when he looked at the other Ding Ning who was at a loss on the podium.
"Innocent! Immature! Form 2! You're just a piece of waste! What Hokage! What a hero! What a god is great! Overestimate one's strength or oneself! Why don't you die?! β
The roar of Ding Ning in the present world did not come out, only Xu Fan beside him listened to it in his ears, and Xu Fan held down Ding Ning, who was red-eyed and wanted to rush to the podium.
"Now, do you hate yourself more or do you hate these people who mock you more? What's the difference between you now and these people who mock you?! Make it clear! Are you hating your own naivety, or are you jealous of Ding Ning, who has dreams and hopes, like everyone else, and wants to destroy his hopes and pull him to the same level as you?! β
Ding Ning heard Xu Fan's roar, and then looked at his other self who was at a loss on the podium, and couldn't help but sit on his knees and burst into tears.
Xu Fan pointed to Ding Ning on the podium and asked, "If I send you to an earlier time, do you want to stop you from saying these words yourself?" What will you tell him? β
"Well, I'll tell myself that these are just fantasies, they're all just dreams, and you should keep your feet on the ground, don't..."
"Don't want anything? Hmph, what's the difference between these words and what these people are saying mocking you? What's the difference between you now and the people who mock you? In fact, you are all jealous, jealous of a person who insists on naΓ―ve dreams, so you want to pull him into the abyss. β
Ding Ning knelt on the ground, looking at his other self who was also depressed and kneeling on the ground, and saw the birth of the poor worm with his own eyes, and a complicated feeling of loss and happiness came to his heart.
"I... Is it wrong? β
Xu Fan, who was standing beside Ding Ning, lit a cigarette.
"You're not wrong... There is nothing wrong with saying your dream, no matter how naΓ―ve the dream is, it is not wrong! You're wrong... You're wrong about the way you handled this..."
Xu Fan snapped his fingers, and the pictures around him changed like a marquee, those were Ding Ning's experiences after this day:
slumped after being ridiculed by his classmates;
become obscene, withdrawn, and lose all courage;
Withdrawn behavior, refusal to communicate with others;
There is no longer hope, and the days are mixed with nightmares;
Sleep lazily on the desk reading comics during class;
Linger in the Internet cafΓ© game hall after school;
As long as he is threatened, he will kneel on the ground spinelessly...
Xu Fan turned his head to look at Ding Ning.
"That's wrong."
Ding Ning looked at the picture in front of him and muttered to himself.
"What should I do... What should I do..."
All the scenes around him dispersed, revealing the endless cosmic starry sky, Xu Fan took Ding Ning's shoulders and turned his head, swam in the galaxy, and gently pushed open a door.
The scene in the door was a scene of Huang Jingze and his men pressing Ding Ning to the ground, and Ding Ning curled up and knelt on the ground, holding his head and screaming.
"Big brother! Stop it! I was wrong! Just let me go like a dog! β
"Hahahaha, since you know that you are a dog, don't talk about people, call twice to my brother!"
"Woohoo!"
"Hahahaha! Shrewd! β
Ding Ning, who was standing beside Xu Fan, couldn't help but bow his head in shame when he looked at himself who was so cowardly, Xu Fan pointed to this scene and asked lightly: "Why do you want to learn to bark?" β
Ding Ning gritted his teeth and whispered back: "Otherwise, there are so many of them, I can't beat them... I'm just a piece of shit, and they're going to kill me if I don't follow them..."
Xu Fan spat out a smoke ring.
"But if you don't resist, they'll beat you a second, a third, a fourth! Forever and ever, endlessly! β
"Then what should I do! You know my attributes, too! I can't beat it! I can't help it! Who called me a piece of shit! β
Xu Fan flicked the cigarette butt to the ground.
"How do you know if you don't try? Only when you think you're a waste are you really a waste, I'll teach you how to do it..."
Xu Fan pulled Ding Ning beside him, and the figures of the two turned into a beam of light and got into the body of the poor insect who hugged his head and begged.
The next moment, Ding Ning, who was kneeling on the ground like a despicable wild dog, was shocked.
Holding the earth with his palms, he slowly stood up, his bent spine slowly straightened, and there was no more flinching or fear in his eyes.
Ding Ning felt that he controlled this body, and felt that the body did not belong to him completely, he could breathe, he could move, he could blink, but there were still some things that did not belong to him, it was the burning fire in his chest, his knees tightened, his straight back, his clenched fists, and a pair of eyes full of anger.
Huang Jingze couldn't help but slap Ding Ning when he saw Ding Ning's changes.
"How dare you dog look at Lao Tzu like this!"
Huang Jingze's big hand was slapped down by a pale palm in mid-air.
"You say... Who are the dogs? β
It was Ding Ning's voice, but it was not from Ding Ning's wishes, Ding Ning knew very well in his heart that it was Xu Fan saying this sentence through his mouth, and Ding Ning hurriedly pleaded silently in his heart.
"Boss! Other! He's going to beat me to death! It can't be like this! As long as... It's good to get down on your knees... It's all right..."
"How can we be safe? How can it be safe! Haven't you ever knelt?! β
Huang Jingze was frightened by the angry eyes and couldn't help but take a step back.
"Chicks! Are you going to rebel?! Call me! β
The fist fell like raindrops, and Huang Jingze's younger brothers pounced with their teeth and claws, with Ding Ning's physical fitness, where could they beat these bad teenagers, and kicked Ding Ning's body down with a heavy kick, and several bad boys were about to grab Ding Ning's arm.
Ding Ning's mind flashed a picture, which was kneeling on the ground without dignity, slapping himself and asking for mercy, and Huang Jingze's laughter in his ears.
"That's you! Coward! Live like a wild dog without dignity! Litter! β
Xu Fan's voice resounded in his heart again.
"This is the result of kneeling, it has always been like this, I will ask you a word, are you willing?!"
Rumble!
It was the sound of a dam collapsing called humiliation in my heart, and boundless anger rushed out of my chest like a flood.
"I'm not reconciled!"
Ding Ning let out a roar and struggled hard, he waved his arms in an orderly manner, and for a while he looked like a mad demon, dispersing the bad teenagers who surrounded him, and then, Ding Ning's body pounced on Huang Jingze.
Ding Ning's consciousness came from Xu Fan's voice.
"Beat him! Cut him to death! Just get him down! You won't get beaten again! Like a man! The body is handed over to you! Go ahead! β
Ding Ning only felt that his body belonged to him completely, Xu Fan no longer interfered, but the burning blood and the anger in his eyes did not dissipate, Ding Ning looked at Huang Jingze's face, and everything he had encountered in his mind was crossed: being looked down upon by his classmates, being isolated by everyone, and being bullied by villains, these circumstances have long become Ding Ning's magic obstacles, and Huang Jingze alone has brought him endless pain.
"You're like a dog!"
Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!
Just one punch! This punch!!
A sentence I heard not long ago flashed through my mind:
"The second way is to let everyone know that this seat is not easy to mess with, and they will all show Lao Tzu his tricks clearly! Whoever beeps Lao Tzu destroys whom! β
"Ahh you! You're the dog! β
Ding Ning pounced on Huang Jingze like a mad dog, Huang Jingze's younger brothers hurriedly rushed over and punched Ding Ning, trying to hold Ding Ning, but Ding Ning didn't care about it, let his fists and feet smash on his body, he only had Huang Jingze in his eyes!
One arm stretched out to block, Ding Ning's body was pulled by the bad boys, and he couldn't move for half a minute, Huang Jingze couldn't help but take a step back, looking at the crazy Ding Ning, showing a look of horror.
Huang Jingze! Huang Jingze!
Countless fists and kicks fell, the physical strength was exhausted, and the consciousness began to blur...
In front of him, it seems to be Huang Jingze, and it seems to be the cowardly and humble poor worm Ding Ning himself.
"Grass! You! Why! β
Ding Ning roared, a force surged from the depths of his body, and the next moment, he smashed his head on Huang Jingze's stunned face fiercely!
The blood donation flowed down the corners of his forehead, Ding Ning fell to the ground, looked at Huang Jingze, who was covered with nosebleeds, and let the fists and feet of the bad teenagers fall down, and a touch of happiness turned into a smile that rose from the bottom of his heart and hung on the corner of his mouth.
I did it! I did it!
Huang Jingze covered his nose and yelled angrily: "You bastard! My nose! Beat him to death! β
"Come on! Kill me! Come on! β
Ding Ning used all his strength to stare at Huang Jingze and roared loudly, the crazy Ding Ning didn't notice that a pair of red and terrifying eyes and a cigarette butt were faintly emerging behind him.
Under that cold and terrifying gaze, Huang Jingze and those bad teenagers shook their heads, howled and turned their heads and fled.
"Hahahahaha! You're the dog! Hahahahaha! β
Ding Ning looked at Huang Jingze who had escaped, and laughed, tears mixed with blood and fell to the ground.
The scene in front of them changed, and Ding Ning and Xu Fan returned to the boundless galaxy, but Ding Ning was still lying on the ground, his face full of tears.
"Boss, is everything just now true?"
"It's a parallel world, and that you are indeed you, and everything you just did is real."
"That's... And after that..."
"Do you want to observe the river of fate? That involves the law of fate and the law of time, which is forbidden, but I can tell you clearly that in the parallel world you experienced just now, that Ding Ning is no longer a poor worm! β
Xu Fan picked up Ding Ning, who was kneeling on the ground.
"Do you understand... True excellence is to find your original self. β
"Hmm!"
When Xu Fan and Ding Ning walked out of the miracle, it was already dusk, and there were also sporadic guests in the Tea Cat House, who were as cold as a knife and changed into a small dress and cooked coffee with a cold face, and the entire Tea Cat House was filled with a strong coffee fragrance.
Xu Fan extinguished the cigarette butt in his hand, sat down in front of the bar and took the beer handed over by Leng Rudao, Leng Rudao looked at Ding Ning who was stunned there and snorted.
"What do you want to drink? Milk? β
"Ah, Coke is fine, thank you."
Xiao Ai Xiaoxue, who was dressed in a black and white maid costume, greeted the guests with a smile, Chu Xiyao, who was also dressed in a maid costume, hid at the staircase and dozed off, the two cats were chasing and playing in the hall, Xiao Phantom, who had no sense of existence, sat on the sofa and shook her little feet and looked at her big book, the watermelon should be busy in the back kitchen, and the whole tea cat house was warm, Ding Ning looked at everything in front of him, and couldn't help but have a sense of belonging in his heart.
Xu Fan raised his head and took a big sip of beer, a blush rose on his pale face, took out his mobile phone from his pocket and replied to the WeChat message, and asked casually, "What about Ah Li?" β
Leng Rudao glanced at Xu Fan.
"What do you say?"
"Okay, this month's salary assessment, don't pay her salary."
Leng Rudao pointed at Ding Ning, who was sitting on the side, and asked, "What about this waste?" Since he joined the tea cat family, there should always be a job or something, should we raise an idler again? β
Xu Fan rubbed his eyebrows, turned around and asked, "Ding Ning, do you know how to cook?" β
"Boiling water is particularly specialized."
"So, what about making coffee or mixology?"
"That's... Boiling water is also suitable for this job..."
"Well, will you settle accounts?"
"Boss, I'm afraid that if I do this, you will settle accounts with me."
Leng Rudao snorted coldly.
"Then, you can only be a maid, hmph, sure enough, waste wood can only be a maid."
"What?!! Maid?! I'm a man! β
"No, you're Jingle. In other words, the setting of the pseudo-maid is quite emotional. β
Leng Rudao ignored Ding Ning's crying and sad expression, casually assigned him a job with a long way to go, and then turned his head to look at Xu Fan.
"Passed the test?"
"Passed."
Ding Ning's eyes widened, and he looked at the smiling Xu Fan with some confusion.
"Test?!"
Leng Rudao snorted.
"Do you think anyone is qualified to be our partner? Installation Expert... Ah, the walls of the Infinite Deacon's doors are very high. β
Xu Fan nodded.
"Remember what I told you a while ago? Infinite deacons are burdened with sins, arrogance, anger, jealousy, lust, laziness, gluttony, greed, corresponding to seven prayer cards, although it is said that carrying sins is not necessarily a bad person, but the vast majority of people who bear sins do not have the heart to match the identity of infinite deacons, there are thousands of people in the world who are riddled with karma, and there are many people who meet the conditions of prayer cards, we are looking for partners, and we also give partners some tests. β
"What test?"
"It's very simple, it's good to get the approval of all partners, na, this is the evaluation report card that everyone gave you, and the last one is the evaluation I gave you, and you can look through it yourself when there is no one."
Ding Ning took a small stack of cards in surprise, raised his head and looked at Xu Fan in a daze.
"What? Don't want to? β
"I do! I do!! β
Xu Fan pushed his glasses and stretched out his right hand.
"Ding Ning, from now on, you will be a member of the Tea Cat Family, and the Tea Cat Home welcomes you."