Volume 1 The Super Beep Expert in Zhonghai City Chapter 19 The Real Thirteen Rules!

Ding Ning sat on the sofa with his knees crossed, wearing a set of slightly wide civilian clothes that Xiao Fan didn't know where to turn it out. Leng Rudao returned to the bar and wiped the cup, Xiaoxue Xiaoai sat on the side and whispered, Chu Xiyao fell asleep beside Ding Ning early, soy sauce and mustard shrunk into a small ball and lay on Chu Xiyao's chest and fell asleep with her, the girl of death Ah Li squatted in the corner playing with her mobile phone, Xiao Phantom held the mop and cleaned hard, everything was peaceful, as if nothing had happened.

The watermelon put the fruit plate in front of Ding Ning's eyes, sat down next to Ding Ning, and the soft sofa bounced Ding Ning, Chu Xiyao, who was sleeping, and the two cats high, Chu Xiyao rubbed her hazy sleepy eyes, turned her head and continued to sleep.

Watermelon drops a grape into his mouth.

"Eat some fruit to cushion your stomach, and wait for the boss to come back and have lunch."

Ah Li blinked his eyes and came over, picked up an apple and said while nibbling, "Hehe, what's delicious at noon?" Western or Chinese? ”

Ding Ning frowned.

"Aren't you all worried about the boss? He's alone... It's an alien spaceship! And what the hell is going on with that meteorite? The boss is in danger now, why do you all act like nothing?! All right! The boss is for me! But isn't the boss everyone's partner?! Aren't you worried? ”

Watermelon scratched his bald head.

"What are you talking about?"

Ding Ning stood up abruptly.

"Don't you all have great power? Why should the boss go it alone? Is it because the boss just reprimanded you for me? ”

Watermelon tugged at the corners of his mouth.

"Okay, calm down, sit down, it's okay."

"How can I be calm?! The boss is for me! Face the damnation and alien fleets alone! I..."

Xiao Ai blinked and looked at Ding Ning with big eyes.

"Not what you think, boss... It's just that the cigarette is finished... Went buy cigarettes..."

Xiaoxue shook the empty cigarette case on the bar.

"Gah?"

Ding Ning looked at the empty cigarette case with a stupid face.

"What the hell are you kidding me?"

The door of the tea cat's house opened, and Xu Fan, who was holding a cigarette, walked in.

"Okay, I just went to buy cigarettes, everyone is hungry, let's eat."

"Oh! Let's eat! ”

Ding Ning: ......

"Fuck your sister! A bunch of big Zabi! Lao Tzu believes in you ghosts! One is more unreliable than the other! ”

Of course, this sentence only dared to roar out in Ding Ning's heart, after all, he had just witnessed how a cigarette butt exploded a meteorite.

Xu Fan grabbed Ding Ning's body, pushed him to the dining table, and slapped him.

"Alright... Let's all sit down in our seats, let's have dinner. ”

Xiao Phantom, who was still treated as air and had no place to sit on, squatted pitifully in the corner.

The anxious voice of the news anchor came from the TV: "Audience friends! There are now twenty-three minutes left before the Pentaran fires at Earth, and satellite monitoring shows..."

Ah Li, who was sitting next to Ding Ning, pushed Ding Ning and grabbed the turkey in the center of the table in front of him.

"Phew! It's mine! Don't you eat it! Hey, hey, hey~"

Cold as a knife pinched off the chopsticks.

"Damn! Two beeps away from you disgusting no! ”

Ah Li's mouth opened, and the boss swallowed half of a huge turkey leg in one gulp.

"Huhuhu~Yinjiane~"

Ah Li squeaked and stammered, his big eyes scanning the other food.

Everyone looked at the turkey that was sprayed with saliva by Ah Li with disdain, and they all protected the plate in front of them, only the watermelon raised his eyebrows and looked obscene.

"Ah Li, divide me with a chicken leg, hehehe, uncle doesn't think you're disgusting... Beautiful girl's spit with turkey, this is a delicacy in the world... Eh, it's just a joke, why be serious, take back the sword for me! ”

Ding Ning looked at Xu Fan with a bitter face.

"Boss! Twenty-three minutes before the earth is gone, and we're still in the mood for lunch! Isn't it only available at 3:33 in the middle of the night?! We're all burping before time resets! ”

Xiaoxue took a small bite of the pasta in front of her, and said lightly: "It's okay, it's okay, by the way, don't expect the power of three or three bells, have you heard of it again and again?" The three or three bells can only be reset twice a day..."

Ding Ning's face turned pale when he heard Xiaoxue's words, originally he also hoped to use the Sansan Bell Reset to solve the current crisis, but who knew that Sansan Zhong actually had restrictions, and suddenly felt that the exquisite food in front of him had become tasteless.

Leng Rudao replied while drinking borscht: "Even if it can be reset, it is not allowed to be reset!" Huangxiang High School is now the private property of this son, and if it is reset, it will be gone! Besides, the tea cat house is not affected by the law of time, and I can't get back what I sold today..."

Everyone suddenly remembered this stubble, and looked at Leng Rudao in unison.

Xiaoxue trembled and asked, "You're not kidding?" You sold all my little dresses!? ”

"Miss Ben's pillow and bed?!"

"Meow! Hiss! ”

"My Muto-sensei collection?!"

"And my chocolates! Senbei! ”

Leng Rudao nodded slowly.

"Uh-huh!"

Everyone didn't have the heart to eat, so they crowded Deng Deng Deng and ran up to the third floor, and after a while, there was a heart-rending scream.

"Ahh Stinky fart! Blizzard is going to kill you! ”

"Farewell... Love... Mr. Muto... I'm sorry for you..."

"Woooooooooo There really isn't any! Can you only sleep on the sofa?! ”

"Inside, Miss Waste Firewood, you can squeeze a bed with my big watermelon tonight... Yes!! ”

"Meow !!"

Taking advantage of this, Xiao Fan hurriedly jumped to Xiao Ai's seat and grabbed a loaf of bread.

Ah Li, who was sitting on the side, heard Xiaoxue and their screams, and looked at Leng Rudao suspiciously.

"Okay, you didn't sell my treasures, did you..."

Xu Fan rubbed his temples with some distress.

"You... Can you please save me snacks. ”

Ding Ning didn't pay attention to the farce in front of him, he was sitting there in a precarious position, sweating profusely watching the chaos on the street, which was broadcasting the chaos on the street. The end of the world was approaching, and everyone was anxiously looking up at the blackened spaceship in the sky, and the cries of children were intertwined.

"Audience friends! There are only ten minutes left before the bombardment of the pentastrans, and perhaps in the next moment, the earth's civilization will turn into cosmic dust, and the only thing we can do is to pray silently, hoping that the gods will have mercy on the world..."

Ding Ning looked at Xu Fan with a complicated expression.

"The boss... Aren't we beep experts in upholding justice and peace..."

"It's the Infinite Deacon."

"That..."

Xu Fan put down the coffee in his hand and snapped his fingers, and the black book of trial appeared on the table.

A black fountain pen appeared out of thin air in Xu Fan's hand.

"Ah Li! Work! ”

Ah Li, who was holding a turkey and nibbling on it, let out an "oh".

"Boss, with the hands of demons?"

"Well, catch those pentasaurans and spaceships."

Ah Li wiped the grease on his mouth, stretched out his snow-white little hand, in Ding Ning's stunned sight, the snow-white little hand began to swell, the fine black scales grew out of the texture along the forearm, the nails were dyed blood-red and extended wildly, the evil and profound power was fully displayed, and the next moment, the snow-white little hand turned into an incomparably hideous pitch-black giant claw, which was the hand of Satan stretched out in the abyss of hell!

Seeing the strange scene in front of him, Ding Ning stood up abruptly and couldn't help but get to Xu Fan's side.

"It's... This is.... What is it?! ”

The same exclamations were heard on the television.

"Oh my God! What is that! ”

"Look!"

"Is it God? No! It's Satan! ”

Ding Ning subconsciously looked at the TV, and it happened that the photographer also pointed the camera at the sky.

A large black hand stretched out in the void that covered the sky and the sun, and that big hand was boundless, like a demon's giant claw!

Sitting on his seat and munching on chicken wings, Ah Li's left hand, which had turned into a demon's hand, was raised high above his head and grabbed it gently, as if he had grasped something.

The giant hand in the TV set stretched out to the fleet of the five-body star with Ah Li's movements, and it was also lightly fished.

The spaceship was fished into the palm of the hand, the giant hand dissipated, the sky returned to clarity, the sun that had been obscured sprinkled light on the earth, and the giant hand disappeared completely with all the spaceships, as if it had never appeared.

Ah Li in front of the table spread out his palms and sprinkled the soybean-like thing in his hand into the plate full of chicken bones.

Ding Ning's eyes widened.

Where are the soybeans! It's clearly an alien spaceship that has just shrouded the sky!

The rustling sound of writing attracted Ding Ning's attention, and he saw Xu Fan write on the black book of trial:

"At one o'clock in the afternoon of October 23, people ran out into the streets to watch a total solar eclipse that is rare in a century."

Then the host's excited voice came from the TV: "It's a miracle!" This is the greatest miracle of the century! Is it the hand of God or the hand of Satan! We have salvation... Pentasomy Star... We... Five-body throw?! Wrong... Well? Ah, a miracle! It's a total solar eclipse! We were fortunate enough to witness a once-in-a-century total solar eclipse! Thank you to the audience in front of the TV for watching..."

Ding Ning watched the live news on the TV in a daze, everyone was discussing the total solar eclipse just now, if it weren't for the five-body star spacecraft the size of a soybean on the dinner plate in front of him reminding Ding Ning, he would also think that everything just now was just a total solar eclipse.

The demon's left hand gradually changed back to its original snow-white hand, and Ah Li grabbed the cup on the side casually, gulped down the Coke inside, and hiccuped unladylikely.

Xu Fan closed the book of trial, slowly took out the cigarette, and a smoke floated out,

"Okay, that's no problem now, everyone will lose their memories of these aliens."

Ding Ning looked at Xu Fan in a daze, his heart full of questions.

"Just... That's..."

"Well, Ah Li's demonic left hand."

"Demons really exist?! Not kidding me?!

"There really exists, and we who bear the sin are demons..."

Xu Fan stood up and patted Ding Ning on the shoulder.

"Follow me, I'll tell you everything."

Ding Ning couldn't help but follow Xu Fan's footsteps to the staircase, Xu Fan turned around and smiled at him.

"Observe my movements and count the steps in your mind."

Xu Fan walked up the stairs step by step, knocked on the handrail with each step, and when he reached the thirteenth step, Xu Fan turned around, picked up the stairs again, walked four steps, and then stomped forward.

It was as if a door had opened in the void, engulfing Xu Fan's figure.

Ding Ning opened his mouth wide, and hurriedly shook his head to learn Xu Fan's movements and walked up to the thirteenth step, then down the fourth step, and then stepped into the void door.

The scenery in front of him changed, and Ding Ning came to a wide study room the size of a basketball court, and Xu Fan was standing in the center of the study, with a huge book standing beside him, like a door.

Ding Ning looked left and right at this study, saying that it was a study, which was more like a storage room, with some books scattered on the shelves embedded in the wall, but the ground was full of all kinds of strange things.

Ding Ning curiously picked up an exaggerated helmet at his feet, and Xu Fan's voice suddenly sounded in his ears.

"I advise you not to touch that..."

Before he finished speaking, Ding Ning found that there was a head hidden in the helmet, and that hideous face was staring at him!

"Oh! Scared dad to death! ”

Ding Ning hurriedly threw the helmet on the ground, and swooped behind Xu Fan, swinging all over.

Xu Fan shook his head helplessly.

"That's the head of the Headless Horseman, Ah Li picked it up from the Valley of the Guillotine, it's best not to touch the things between this miracle, fortunately that head didn't bite you, that one over there is Sauron's Ring, that bottle is alien blood, and the video tape on that bookcase is the place where Hazelnut in the mountain village stays..."

Ding Ning shuddered every time he heard a name, after so many things, he no longer questioned the supernatural powers of his gang of partners, God knows where the dangerous items in this room came from.

Xu Fan patted the huge book behind him.

"This is the Gate of the World, through which we can travel through different planes to complete our mission."

Ding Ning raised his head and looked at the huge book, his eyes full of brilliance.

"Does it mean that I can also go to the Naruto world through it?!"

"There's no problem, but we can't interfere with the trajectory of the world, such as spoilers, changing fate, etc., after all, we Infinite Deacon are the fate agents of the infinite world, and it is our duty to maintain the operation of reincarnation. We have immense power, and if we don't limit it, all planes will be in chaos, so we have the Thirteen Laws on our heads. ”

"Boss, what terrible thing will happen if you violate the Thirteen Laws?"

"As you can see, turning into a demon, do you remember one of the thirteen rules, beeping zero and becoming a demon? And the last rule is that the Infinite Deacon must kill the demons. ”

Ding Ning swallowed.

"Aren't we demons according to you?"

"Not exactly, every time we Infinite Deacons violate the law, we will lose part of our memories, and deepen our demonization to awaken the demonic body, and when we demonize one hundred percent, we will completely lose our memory, lose ourselves and become demons, and then be killed by others."

"Huh?! That, then leave her?! ”

"It's not just her, the seven Infinite Deacons, except for you and Chu Xiyao, have all violated the law, and they have all awakened the demon limbs and initially demonized, this is the fate we are carrying."

Ding Ning couldn't help but recall the content of the Thirteen Laws:

The first rule: do not directly interfere with life.

The second rule: do not directly interfere with the old.

The third rule: do not directly interfere with the disease.

The Fourth Rule: No Direct Interference with Death.

Rule 5: Don't interfere directly with emotions.

The Sixth Rule: No direct interference with time.

The Seventh Rule: No Direct Interference with Space.

The Eighth Rule: Wishes cannot be reset.

The ninth rule: the future cannot be predicted.

Rule 10: Do not enchant creatures to create infinite costumes.

Rule 11: Tasks directly decreed by the Infinite God must be completed.

The twelfth rule: the number of beeps cannot be zero.

Law 13: Once a demon is found, the demon must be killed.

Xu Fan lit a cigarette and said slowly, "Did you find it?" It is more appropriate to say that it is not so much a law as a code, and the Ten Commandments and Three Rules are all restrictions, not methods, and should not be called laws. In fact, the Thirteen Laws were indeed the Thirteen Laws before, and they were the thirteen abilities that use cause and effect points, that is, beeps, to influence the laws of the world, which correspond to the current limitations one by one. ”

"The law of life, the law of longevity, the law of sickness, the law of death, the law of emotion, the law of time, the law of space, the law of prayer, the law of prophecy, the law of creation, the law of freedom, the law of cause and effect, and finally the law of demons."

Ding Ning's eyes widened.

"These laws... It's the power of God! ”

Xu Fan nodded.

"That's right, these laws are the power of God, mastering birth, old age, sickness and death, mastering the creation of the world, the role of cause and effect points is more than you think, and those who can effectively use cause and effect will become gods as long as they get through any of the thirteen laws! Therefore, the thirteen laws are the path to godhood hidden behind the thirteen restrictions. ”

"Then why give us thirteen restrictions?"

"Of course, do you think you are qualified to be a god? A mortal suddenly possesses the power of a god, and his willfulness will only bring great suffering to the world! And what more about those of us who bear sin? ”

Xu Fan squinted his eyes as if he remembered some of the past.

"We weren't the first Infinite Deacons, at that time the Thirteen Laws were the Thirteen Laws, the Thirteen Paths to God were moving, a daring guy was burdened with greed and thought he was the son of the world, and he mastered all the Thirteen Laws, he thought he had become a god, but he didn't know that he had become the biggest demon, and his wanton behavior destroyed countless worlds... It is also for this reason that the Thirteen Laws have become the Thirteen Rules, but we call them the Thirteen Rules, and they are still called the Thirteen Laws, accompanied by demonization, perhaps the path to the Thirteen Laws of God itself is the temptation of the devil, just like the person who completely degenerated into a demon, lost all his memories, and also lost all his self, what is the meaning of such a god? ”

(Do you know why Leng Rudao has a bad attitude towards you?) For thy iniquity is also covetousness... )”

Xu Fan didn't say this, but just looked at Ding Ning with burning eyes.

"All in all, don't try to touch the thirteen rules with beeps, there is only one end to being completely demonized, and that is to be obliterated."

Ding Ning couldn't help but shudder when he saw Xu Fan's serious appearance.

"Hmmm! Uh-huh! I must be good! ”

Xu Fan smiled slightly, remembering the transmission of watermelon when he left the tea cat house.

(This child, in fact, is not bad in heart, and those who can cherish their partners will not degenerate into demons no matter what...) )