Body Prologue
Ding Ning hurriedly ran out of the house with bread in his mouth.
Monday mornings are the most annoying time for salarymen and students as they have to drag their bodies out of their warm and cozy covers and rush to work and school to meet the morning dew.
For Ding Ning, he hated Monday so much because it meant that his bad week was about to start again, but he had to rush to school because he was even more afraid of the school's director of discipline, Li Dali.
Ding Ning came to Huangxiang High School in Zhonghai City by himself, his parents live in Jidong City, which is close to Zhonghai, and the apartment he rents is only two stops away from the school, and he only needs to cross the bustling downtown street to reach the school, which is far more convenient than taking the bus, so Ding Ning will rush out of the house every morning, while eating dry bread and rushing into the school.
And today, Ding Ning was delayed in the toilet for a while because he had diarrhea before going out, and there was not much time left for him, so Ding Ning ran to the school hard, and he couldn't take care of his side at all.
Until he slammed into a man's body.
Ding Ning, who had small arms and thin legs, hit his feet in the sky, and the books in his backpack spilled all over the ground, but when Ding Ning hit that person, he inadvertently pressed his palm on the person's chest, and the soft and elastic touch remained on his fingers, and a faint fragrance was like musk and orchid.
According to the urine nature of normal stories, if each story is developed like this, the general male protagonist runs out of the house in a hurry and then bumps into a beautiful girl, and then a sweet love story will unfold.
But it's a pity that Ding Ning is not the protagonist, and what he bumped into was not a weak beautiful girl.
The rough and somewhat hoarse voice took away Ding Ning's mind in an instant.
"Boy! Ahh Are you okay! ”
A bald man with a hideous scar like a centipede on his face, a beard on his face but a pair of peach blossom eyes, and under the black elastic vest was a circle of fat that had been strangled, and what Ding Ning had just grabbed was the bulging chest of the big man.
Ding Ning swallowed his saliva, quietly wiped his palms vigorously, and made up his mind that he would wash this left hand a hundred times before it rotted in a while.
The bald man crouched down, revealing a gentle smile that did not match the vicious face, but against the background of the twisted centipede, it was like a murderous maniac before he made a move.
"Boy! What are you doing in such a hurry! ”
The words came out of his mouth word by word, with splashes of saliva and a strong smell of garlic.
Ding Ning forcibly resisted the thought of covering his nose, and 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart, if he wasn't afraid that this fierce-looking man would smash Ding Ning out of with his fist the size of a rice cooker, Ding Ning would definitely shove his shoes into the big mouth with a missing front tooth.
"Yes... I'm sorry, sir, it's me who is not good, I don't see the way, I'm really sorry. ”
"Stoop! Juvenile! No need to apologize! It was fate that brought us together! Right now! Right now! ”
Fate, your uncle! Aren't you tortured Lao Tzu badly enough!
The big man grabbed Ding Ning's shoulders and lifted Ding Ning up at once, at that moment Ding Ning was very suspicious that this big man's brute force could completely throw him into outer space, and it was at this time that Ding Ning noticed the weedy armpit hair under the big man's armpits, and the source of the strange smell like musk and orchid just now was here.
Ding Ning resisted the desire to vomit, and said with a smile: "This gentleman, thank you, but I'm in a hurry, that, can I go first?" ”
The big man touched his chin, looked Ding Ning up and down with a very strange gaze, and stroked his beard as a fairy wind, Ding Ning was looked at by the ambiguous eyes, and quickly covered his chest and asked carefully:
"Sir... You... Anything else? ”
The big man nodded, and pretended to squirt deeply:
"Boy! Old man, look at you with bad luck! It's a rare decay in the world! Take this card, and it will always be useful in the future! ”
Ding Ning took the card handed by the big man and looked at it closely, only to see that the card was painted with a bewitching muscular brother, throwing a flattering look vividly, and a line of big characters was typed aside: "Night Primrose Club is waiting for you!" ”
Further down are WeChat, QQ, phone number, QR code.
Ding Ning looked at the big man with a complicated face, and the big man followed Ding Ning's weird gaze and saw the indecent card, and couldn't help but blush, and hurriedly snatched it back.
"Sorry! Wrong one! It should be this one! ”
Ding Ning completely collapsed.
"Please! You also play such an old stalk! Author: You're not human, are you making up the word count? ”
Taking the black card that Dahan took out again, Ding Ningzai looked at it carefully, the card was painted with a sleeping cartoon cat, and the words "Super Beep Expert" were printed on the top of the cat's head, and a line of small words next to it read: "Do you want to install a beep?" Come to us, we'll help you with the beep! Come to us! Holders of this card can enjoy a 20% discount, and you can redeem points for gifts, dear! ”
Looking at the second card of this unserious series helplessly, Ding Ning raised his head and couldn't help complaining:
"Hey, sir, you won't be the wrong card again, will you..."
The big man has disappeared without a trace.
Ding Ning twitched the corner of his mouth, and just wanted to drop the card inexplicably, but he looked at the cat on the card in a ghostly manner, the cat's forehead was painted with a pattern like a mosquito coil, which was seven points similar to Ding Ning's favorite anime Naruto's Konoha forehead guard.
Ding Ning shook his head, stuffed the card into his trouser pocket, and took a step in the direction of the school...