Volume 1 The Super Beep Expert in Zhonghai City Chapter 1 I want to install a beep
There are always some poor creatures in this world who live at the bottom of society, they may not have outstanding appearance, no intelligent mind, no illustrious family background, ordinary physical strength or something, maybe there are one or two friends, but they don't seem to have it, they can afford to eat meat, they can't afford to live in a building, they have to live a mixed life, fantasizing that one day fortune will fall from the sky, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and have since reached the peak of life.
All in all, in their self-examination, there may be one or two advantages or strengths that can bring them some sense of existence, but those inconspicuous things can't hide the inferiority complex buried deep in their hearts, they are called "Dick Silk".
For the dicks,It's also divided into three, six, nine and so on.,The highest,It's the dick with a dream.,They don't want to counterattack all the time,For them,The unsatisfactory in front of them is just that the time has not come.,As long as you stick to your dreams,You can always get what you want.,If this kind of dick silk can withstand the pressure,You'll become an elite in the future.。
The second class,It's the public dick,They despise everyone,Including themselves,For them,Dick silk with dreams is also a dick,It's no different from them,What shouldn't be what they should be is that they want to break free from the fate of Dick Si,This is the most shameful thing for Dick Si,Is the wine not good or the game is not fun,Why is life so complicated?,It's good to get by.,Dreams or anything are bullshit.。 So the public dicks often use saliva and all kinds of bullying methods to pull down those high-level dicks who still have dreams, fall to pieces, and become worse than them.
So this kind of dick silk that was pulled down by the public dick silk and completely smashed into a happy color became the lowest dick silk, no dreams, no tomorrow, endure bullying, become everyone's laughing fruit, a complete pitiful worm.
And Ding Ning, a seventeen-year-old senior in high school, is such a poor worm.
1.62 meters tall, weak and thin body, long hair always unkempt to cover his eyebrows and eyes, but also to cover the cowardice in his eyes, wearing a simple high school sportswear all the year round, although clean but a little shabby, the long school uniform jacket does not fit, always covers his two small thin legs like firewood sticks, cowering, as if ready to take a step away from his two firewood sticks and run away, anyone who sees Ding Ning The boy will immediately think of a word: "obscene." ”
This is a little boy who has no courage and no self-confidence, or rather, this is a coward who has lost all courage and self-confidence.
When everyone sees this guy, they will have the idea of wanting to go up and bully, so people do it, whether it is a boy or a girl, passing behind Ding Ning will be vigorously afraid of hitting his unkempt head, and then laugh and shout Ding Ning's nickname: "Little chick." ”
This is the 43th time that Ding Ning has been knocked on the head today, and it is the uncrowned king of Huangxiang High School who knocked him out, and the campus bully who makes all the students frightened is called "the bully of the hegemon", Huang Jingze can only be said to be worthy of being the bully of the hegemon, and even the big hand that knocked on the head is two laps larger than the normal person, such a palm directly beat Ding Ning on the head.
Ding Ning turned his head to look at Huang Jingze's non-mainstream plasma perm orange hair, and hurriedly nodded: "Alas, Brother Huang." ”
"Chicks, cow beep, huh? How dare you wear it today... White socks, don't you know that Lao Tzu hates white socks the most? ”
Ding Ning muttered in his heart with a bitter face, the white socks are also in the way of you, don't you just want to beat me, looking for such a ragged reason.
"Alas, Brother Huang, I, I don't know, I'll take off my socks and never get in the way of you."
Before he finished speaking, Ding Ning hurriedly took off his broken sneakers, took off the two socks and stuffed them into his pockets, Huang Jingze snatched the broken sneakers from Ding Ning's hand, threw them far away into the trash, and then squinted his eyes and smiled: "Socks or something, it's still a trivial matter, it's just what my brother told you last time, what did you think about?" ”
"What..."The blankness on Ding Ning's face immediately dissipated after seeing Huang Jingze's expression change, and he hurriedly said flatteringly: "Ah, Brother Huang, it's that thing, just... Is that the calcium tablet that thing? “
"your calcium tablets!" Huang Jingze slapped Ding Ning on the head, "It's Wan Aifu health care products, last time you paid two thousand yuan to do it with my brother and me, don't tell me that you forgot." ”
"Brother, no, I haven't forgotten, it's just, this, I don't have these two thousand yuan."
"Little chick, don't give you a face, you don't want a beep face, brother, I'm for your good, take you to get rich together, two thousand yuan to buy you health care products worth 20,000 yuan, what a good thing, others begging my brother to take him to make a fortune, my brother is not happy, I look up to you for giving you this opportunity."
"No, brother, that, you see, it's useless for me to ask for so many health supplements, isn't it."
"It's useless, you can use it yourself to supplement your brain, and you can sell it to others."
"Brother, this is a pyramid scheme, illegal..."
"your pyramid scheme!" Huang Jingze slapped Ding Ning in the face, "Let's be straight?!" Pin, straight?! Do you understand, I said chicks, look at you, ah, you can't do anything, you can't study, what do you still want, don't you plan for your future? This is our entrepreneurial behavior, which is very helpful to you, and it is decided, bring 2,000 yuan to me tomorrow, otherwise my brother will teach you a good lesson. ”
Huang Jingze beckoned, and several angry boys behind him slapped Ding Ning's head one by one with a smile, and walked away with Huang Jingze.
Ding Ning wiped the corners of his mouth and got up, about to find his broken sneakers, who knew that he was not careful, and stepped on the excrement left by the wild dog, in the laughter of the onlookers, Ding Ning hurriedly played his perennial exercise Ding style trot into the men's toilet, and even didn't care about looking for the sneakers, turned on the faucet to wash his feet.
At this time, it was just winter, and Ding Ning's little feet were flushed with cold tap water, but Ding Ning, who had always been obedient, gritted his teeth and endured it, and couldn't find toilet paper, so he could only take out the socks in his pocket and wipe off the shit. Just as Ding Ning was seriously rinsing his left foot, the eyes of the two boys squatting aside and smoking met their eyes, and a mischievous smile appeared on their faces, and they kicked Ding Ning's pouting ass.
Ding Ning was defenseless and fell into the pool and became a soup chicken, and the boy who smoked laughed when he saw Ding Ning's embarrassed appearance.
At this moment, a boy's anxious voice came from outside the toilet: "Oh no, the director of discipline is here!" ”
The two boys who smoked immediately changed their faces, and hurriedly threw the cigarette butts into the pit, hurriedly hiding the cigarettes and lighters in their hands, Ding Ning was also dumbfounded, Li Dali, the director of discipline, has always been a frightened figure for the students, with Ding Ning's timid personality often walks around him, and he doesn't dare to approach the ghost at all, one of the smoking boys looked at Ding Ning's stupid appearance, and he had an idea, and hurriedly stuffed a pack of cigarettes into Ding Ning's hand, and threatened in a low voice: "You kid hide it for me, otherwise you will do it!" What to see! Put it away! ”
As soon as the words fell, Li Dali, the director of training, kicked open the door of the toilet with a "bang" of the general's steps, and Ding Ning was clever and hurriedly put the things in his hand into his pocket, even the socks stained with dog feces were also put in.
Director Li Dali frowned and sniffed, and his face immediately turned black as the bottom of a pot.
"You bunnies, are you smoking in the toilet? Yes? ”
"No... Nope..."
"Such a big smell of smoke, no fart, take out the cigarette for me, quick!"
The two boys who were smoking lowered their heads and did not dare to answer, and Ding Ning also lowered his head weakly.
Li Dali looked at the three of them, noticed a large bulging piece in Ding Ning's pocket at a glance, and strode forward to pick up Ding Ning like a chicken.
"Ding Ning, what's in your pocket?!"
"Nothing, teacher, it's really nothing."
Li Dali reached into Ding Ning's trouser pocket, grabbed the contents tightly, and the socks wet with dog shit were pinched in Li Dali's hands and pulled out...
So, during the lunch break, the whole school loudspeaker broadcast, and the director of discipline angrily announced the glorious deeds of Ding Ning smoking and playing in the toilet to the whole school, and since then, Ding Ning has the glorious nickname of "little chick playing"...
Putting his head down and enduring the white eyes and ridicule of his classmates, Ding Ning sat silently in his seat, and the girl at the same table moved the book away with a disgusted face, and drew a long three-eight line on Ding Ning's table, and the brows were furrowed on the innocent face full of acne, and the girl pinched her nose and shouted.
"Little chick, stay a meter away from me, your smell is too great!"
Ding Ning moved the desk away with a flushed face, and buried his head deep in the desk like an ostrich, as if this would block the ridicule of his classmates.
After a long while, the bald old Yao, a history teacher wearing glasses, stood on the podium to announce the class, Ding Ning dared to get up, picked up his water cup and took a sip of water, but he didn't notice the cunning in Guo Xiaoxiao's eyes at the same table, Ding Ning took out a thin comic from the desk and hid it in the history textbook, the comic was a little shabby, and the cover was written with the four big characters "Naruto".
Ding Ning casually flipped through the comics, this comic is a ten-year-old gift from Ding Ning's brother to Ding Ning, it is Ding Ning's most precious treasure, since he was a child, Ding Ning has envied the ninjas who are high and high in the comics, and also fantasizes that one day he can fly away like the ninjas, perform various ninjutsu to defeat evil enemies and become heroes, for this reason, Ding Ning even taught himself the spells and handprints recorded in the comics. I have to say that Ding Ning is very talented in this area, the complicated handprints recorded in the original comics in Ding Ning's hands can be quickly displayed like magic, even the complicated water dragon bullet technique Ding Ning can be quickly completed in two seconds, this achievement is the most powerful level even in the world of Naruto, for which Ding Ning often performs complacently in front of children, and brushes up his sense of existence in the eyes of the children with adoring eyes, and flies up and down with his slender fingers, Ding Ning at the time of the seal was as dazzling as the strongest king in the Hokage world. But what's the use of this skill in this boring real world?
The protagonist in the manga is called Naruto Uzumaki, a child who is not recognized by everyone because of the evil beast sealed in his body, but he works hard, struggles, and keeps moving forward in order to realize his dream of becoming a Hokage, and the sentence he often hangs on his lips is "I am the man who wants to be the Hokage!" This sentence used to be Ding Ning's motto all along, but now, this sentence has become a curse that haunts Ding Ning.
The former Ding Ning was not what he is now, cowardly, timid, inferior, and self-defeating.
Hot-blooded, brave, forge ahead, and not admitting defeat is the real Ding Ning.
"I'm going to be the Hokage's man!"
These are the words that Ding Ning shouted out loudly to introduce himself to the whole class when he first entered high school, he wore the Naruto Uzumaki cos costume he had sewn, wrote his name on the blackboard greatly, his eyes were full of confidence and stubbornness, and he slapped the table and said the above sentence in the surprised eyes of his classmates and teachers.
"I'm Ding Ning! You remember this name, and one day you will be proud to walk with me, and I am destined to be extraordinary! Because if you have something to say, it's my way of forbearance! ”
The audience was silent, and after just a few seconds, there was a burst of laughter that was enough to lift the roof.
"Look at this guy, he looks stupid!"
"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death, didn't he graduate from elementary school?"
"Hokage-sama, can you arrange for me to go into the shadows?"
"Be careful to speak, Lord Ding Ning is rubbing the spiral pill!"
The laughter in the sky ruthlessly hit Ding Ning's heart, he looked helplessly at the head teacher, but the head teacher Lao Ding Tou looked at him with disdain, like looking at a piece of garbage.
"Ding Ning, please don't be funny, that kind of garbage cartoon will only affect your studies, please introduce yourself well and tell me what your dream is."
Ding Ning clenched his fists and took a big breath.
"I, my dream is to be a hero who can help everyone and protect everyone!"
The laughter became more enthusiastic, and the old man slapped the blackboard heavily with a dark face.
"Don't tell me anything inexplicable, tell me which university you want to go to."
"I... I want to go to Shenzhou University..."
Shenzhou University, the most well-known institution of higher learning in China.
"Aha, just like his bird, he's still big?"
"I'm laughing to death, and sure enough, everyone has it."
Since then, Ding Ning has inexplicably become an inferior person in the class, and his reputation has spread all over the school, and he Ding Ning has become a famous fool in the whole school, no one wants to be friends with Ding Ning, because there is a rumor that somehow spreads:
It is said that the second middle school will be contagious, and those who are close to Ding Ning will also become big fools.
Ridicule and sarcasm were endless, and everyone who approached Ding Ning would emphasize the words "Hokage", "Hero" and "God Dai" with strange expressions.
It was also from this day that Ding Ning changed, he began to leave behind the qualities that he once thought he was a creed, hid the dreams he was chasing in his heart, his studies plummeted, he became withdrawn, obscene, cowardly, and from a highest-class dick with dreams to being pulled down by the public dicks and falling into the lowest dick poor worm.
That's right, Dick Silk, and it's the battle silk in Dick Silk.
"Ding Ning!"
An angry voice pulled Ding Ning back to reality, and he scanned the classroom with a blank expression, until he met the eyes of the bald old Yao, and he realized that the history teacher should call his name.
"Alas~"
Ding Ning hurriedly stood up, and his stupid appearance caused a burst of laughter.
The bald old Yao slapped the table fiercely and shouted, "Ding Ning! Look at you, you don't pay attention in class, the class exams are counted down, what are you doing in class! ”
The bald old Yao strode off the podium and walked towards Ding Ning menacingly, Ding Ning hurriedly hid the comics under the textbook, and hung his head in reluctance.
Although the bald old Yao was old and wore reading glasses, his eyes were sharp, and he snatched Ding Ning's textbook and shook the comic out.
"Look at you! Read comics in class! It's something that little kids see, how old are you! ”
A boy coaxed on the side:
"Teacher Yao, that's not an ordinary book, that's a secret book, Ding Ning practiced!"
"Teacher, don't delay Ding Ning's practice, he has practiced to protect us and protect the earth!"
"Ding Ning has already practiced the Shrinking Egg God Skill to the eighth layer, and it is the critical moment for the shrinking of the sun to enter the abdomen, teacher, if you disturb him, he will go crazy!"
"Breaking people's cultivation is like killing your parents, this beam is bigger!"
The bald old Yao glared at Ding Ning fiercely.
"Ding Ning, what do you have to say?"
Ding Ning's cheeks flushed and wanted to defend himself, but the bald old Yao's murderous gaze brought Ding Ning great fear, he trembled like a cowering chick, Ding Ning gritted his teeth, sank his waist immediately, wanted to relieve his nervousness, and just wanted to exhale and raise his voice to fool this matter, but a fart who didn't know what to do came out at an inopportune time.
Burst~
All the students paused for a moment, and then burst into laughter that was enough to lift the beams of the room.
Ding Ning scolded secretly, only to feel a tumbling in his stomach, and then saw Guo Xiaoxiao's evil smile on the side, he knew that he had been tricked again.
"Teacher, me!"
Burst~~~~
"Teacher, listen to me, I have absolutely nothing else, I have always respected you, you are in my heart..."
Puff puff~~
The classmates pinched their noses and fanned the wind in disgust, but the laughter became more and more intense.
The bald old Yao Tie blushed and saw that the entire classroom was in a mess, and those students who had always been lawless interjected one by one, and the history lesson he had carefully prepared became a farce, Lao Yao gritted his teeth and glared at Ding Ning, the initiator, grabbed the comic book with both hands, and slammed it hard!
"Don't!"
Ding Ning exhaled in pain, and hurriedly pounced on it, but it was too late, the worn-out comic book was torn to pieces in the palm of the bald old Yao, and it flew in the air like snowflakes.
Ding Ning's tears rolled out in an instant.
"Woooooo
Puff puff...
The sound of farts and whimpering came and went, Ding Ning looked at the bald old Yao deadly, and watched his precious treasures turn into fragments in the sky.
The bald old Yao was puzzled and pointed his finger at Ding Ning's shoulder and said loudly: "Ding Ning! How dare you stare at the teacher with such eyes? Come to my office after class! ”
The students cheered and slapped the desk, the whole classroom boiled like a pot of boiling water, and the head teacher Lao Ding, who heard the sound, walked into the classroom with a black face.
"What a noise! What a noise! There is no bit of discipline! It's you again! Ding Ning! You got into trouble today, Director Li, the whole school criticized you by name, don't you have a long memory? ”
Old Ding Tou walked up to Ding Ning's side, twisted Ding Ning's ears vigorously, and roared loudly:
"Every day you know you're in trouble for me! You're a black sheep! People like you are also the scum of society when they go out into society! I'll do the math for you today! ”
Lao Ding Tou took out an envelope from his arms and slapped it on Ding Ning's table, Ding Ning screamed in surprise and wanted to take it over, but was pushed to the ground by Lao Ding Tou.
"If you don't study hard, it's useless to think all day long, and you write love letters to the girls in the next class!"
Ding Ning shouted loudly: "No! No! I just wrote! I didn't send it! How can this be in your hands! ”
The old man took a hard sip.
"If you don't send it, don't you count? It's like you buy and sell bullets, and you don't have a motive to kill? It's a shame for Guo Xiaoxiao to report it, otherwise you won't be against the sky! ”
Ding Ning glared hatefully at his table with pimples on his face, Guo Xiaoxiao saw Ding Ning's fierce gaze and hurriedly squeezed out a few tears and cried: "Teacher, Ding Ning murders me!" ”
Lao Ding blew his beard and scolded: "The manly husband has to admit it, didn't you say that you have something to say, and if you scare innocent female classmates, you can be a hero, and you can take the god test?" ”
Ding Ning lowered his head and clenched his fist tightly.
"Let's take a look at how the two big fools in our school are cheap!" Lao Ding Tou unfolded the love letter and read it aloud: Dear classmate Lu Lili, you are like an angel living in my heart, how I want to be your knight, with my life, my blood, my sword to defend the smile on your face like a spring breeze..."
The whole class was boiling, Lu Lili is the girl in the next class, fresh and refined, sweet and lovely, she is the most famous school flower of Huangxiang High School, and she is also the dream lover of all boys, Ding Ning's crush on Lu Lili is actually not too much, after all, every boy has a longing for Lu Lili, but such a fleshy and explicit love story, coupled with Ding Ning's identity, everyone has only one thought in their hearts:
On his own, he is also worthy?
Ding Ning sat down on the ground in despair, the ridicule and abuse in his ears gradually faded, only the shredded manga became clearer and clearer, it was Naruto Uzumaki's confident smile in the face of the world's exclusion...
It was dark and it was supposed to be a rainstorm.
Ding Ning sat on the roof of the school with his knees crossed and buried his face deep in his knees.
The level of Dick Silk was originally a third-level level, but after today, there should be a lower fourth-level.
Ding Ning smiled self-deprecatingly, looked at the playground under his feet, where a tennis match was going on, the radiant Lu Lili was active in the center of the arena, his outstanding appearance could be seen even from a distance, and the onlookers let out a cheer like a beast.
Ding Ning suddenly had an idea, if he jumped down like this and fell to pieces, would that delicate and lovely girl show a special expression?
What should that be? Astonished? Fear? Still is... Commiseration?
The rain fell at some point, there was a commotion on the playground, and the boys widened their eyes to see Lu Lili's tennis uniform soaked by the rain, but Lu Lili jumped into the school building like a cheerful deer.
A flash of lightning, followed by a muffled thunder, and the raindrops seemed to have received orders to charge the earth.
Looking at the lightning and thunder in the distance, Ding Ning suddenly remembered the description of the same trick in Naruto:
Rachel! A powerful ninja that can cut off thunder and lightning!
Ding Ning jumped up with a snort, flipped the seal with both hands, and pretended to shout the bird language for some reason:
"Voliva! Atuxi Road! A Doudou to raise Ya Yan butterflies, Sass to Yo! ”
Putting on the most handsome pose, Ding Ning shouted loudly in the face of the lightning in the distance:
"Thief God! You want to accept my Ding Ning's life, but I Ding Ning will not obey you! I want that day, I can't cover my eyes anymore, I want that land, I can't hide my heart anymore! Come on! Hack me! And then I crossed over! I'm going to drink the strongest wine and sleep the most beautiful girl! ”
A bolt of lightning fell not far from Ding Ning, blasting out a big crater...
"Excuse me!"
Ding Ning ran into the corridor in a gloomy manner, and after a while, the torrential rain poured him into a soup chicken.
Ding Ning took off his soaked school uniform, his eyes looked directly at the lightning and thunder in the distance, and a sentence suddenly jumped out of his mind, driving him to roar with the greatest strength.
"I'm not convinced! I'm going to beep!! I'm going to beep !!! ”
A black card in his trouser pocket fell to the ground, emitting a faint green glow.