The Tianxuan Continent is vast and boundless, and in this vast land, although human beings are not the only masters, they are also orthodox in heaven and earth.

In this world, the monk who is free from heaven and earth with a sword is the longing and yearning of every human race, and it is the greatest dream of human beings to seek the way of immortals.

However, not everyone is qualified to practice, first of all, the restriction of the spiritual root will keep the vast majority of human beings out, and secondly, even if you have a strong talent, you may not be able to have the opportunity to worship the famous mountains and rivers, and it is very likely to be lost in the world, again, even if you worship the sect, you may not be able to get effective training, and it is difficult to delete the wrong talent and start over, and again, if you cultivate it, you may also die in the experience, or you will be involved in the murder and treasure snatching incident and turn into ashes, only those who are favored by heaven and earth can laugh and be proud all the way, and kill God when you meet God, So as to attain the enlightenment.

In short, asking for immortals asked, it's really difficult!

However, Qi Lingyun, a young man from the Qi family in Xingzhou, is not an ordinary person, and he has one of the biggest secrets:

His soul comes from Earth!!

Ben is a bitter hee hee idle, nothing to do and useless middle two otaku, in an accidental car accident dedicated his young dog life to save an old man who originally wanted to touch porcelain, so he met the soul piercing conditions, came to this Xianxia world that is very serious at first glance.

At the moment when Qi Lingyun was born in the Tianxuan Continent, Qi Lingyun knew,

Labor and management are the protagonists of heaven and earth!!

One day, you will be able to soar into an immortal to create a myth, collect all kinds of harems, thousands of younger brothers behind you, and finally open up the world, drink tea with Hongjun Daozu, play with Amitabha Buddha, collect the four swords of Zhuxian and take charge of heaven and earth!!

A dark and vast voice sounded in Qi Lingyun's heart.

"That's right! You're the main character! You will have the full destiny that the protagonist deserves! Burn it! Juvenile!! ”

Qi Lingyun, who was familiar with a certain point and a hundred Xianxia crossing texts, did not cry as a baby at the moment of birth, but pretended to be like the wind and smiled slightly, and it was this laughter that successfully triggered one of the protagonist's fates: the early death of his parents.

Qi Lingyun still hasn't understood why his own mother rolled her eyes at the first sight of her, her tongue spit out, and her legs broke when she kicked it.

And his father hugged his mother, who was very good-looking, and said to Qi Lingyun, who was still a baby, with an excited face: "My son Lingyun has the posture of a great emperor, remember, sooner or later you will conquer the heavens and all worlds, and you are the protagonist of heaven and earth!" The Father will never hold you back! For the sake of the Father, I will go!! ”

immediately hugged his mother's corpse and committed suicide by jumping off a cliff under Qi Lingyun's stunned eyes, and finally did not forget to leave a sentence:

"Wu'er! Retired for the father, this retreat is a lifetime! Avenge me..."

Nima!!

You are suicidal!

To whom do I take revenge?!!

Under the high mountain cliff, my father's voice flickered far and near.

"It's all to blame for this cruel and shameless providence! Wu'er!! After rising, you will slaughter God angrily! My son is against the sky!! ”

Smack!

The sound stopped abruptly.

Nima !!

What about the cheater!!

Just when Qi Lingyun was stunned and watched the farce in front of him, an old Taoist with fairy wind and bones came out with a long smile from behind the big stone.

"Lao Dao is compassionate and compassionate, there is a providence in the underworld, and today's whim pinched his fingers, and there will inevitably be a peerless hero here!! I'm here to crash into chance! ”

Nima!!

Where did you come from?!

You're still compassionate!

When I jumped off the cliff, you hid behind the rocks, and I saw your upper!!

Lao Dao stroked his long beard, and suddenly looked up and saw Qi Lingyun in swaddling clothes, and couldn't help but be shocked.

"Huh?! I didn't expect that this was a rare place in human relationships, and there was a bear child who didn't look good at first glance! ”

Trough!!

Pretend to be your sister!!

You've been hiding here for a long time, okay?! What a beep acting! Where did the director find this dead trick!!

It's especially suspicious of labor and capital!!

Lao Dao pouted his ass and stepped forward quickly, picked up Qi Lingyun and looked at it.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! This kid! There is such a pure spiritual root, ah! It turned out to be the legendary Tai Chi Liangyi, Three Talents, Four Phases, Five Elements, Six Elements, Seven Stars, Eight Trigrams, and Nine Palaces Spiritual Root! If such a qualification had been placed 10,000 years ago, he would have been born as a human king! ”

Qi Lingyun nodded with satisfaction.

That's right!

I'm not so awesome, I'm embarrassed to be the protagonist, see you!

"It's a pity! Nowadays, such as today's aura menstrual irregularity, this physique was indeed a cow beep 10,000 years ago, but now it is just a waste body! No one wants to dig a ditch! ”

Labor and management know!!

Is Nima's waste firewood flowing?!

The old man stroked his long beard.

"Alas... Poor child, I don't know where your parents are, although your spiritual roots are wasted, and you grow and stumble, but you are destined to have a relationship with the poor road, well, the poor road will bear good fruit..."

Hmph, do you want to take me as an apprentice?

"Poor Dao will bury you, die early and be born early, reincarnate in the next life, don't be a waste anymore..."

I'll fuck you sister!!

"Huh? Child, why are you so moved to look at Poor Dao, this is what Poor Dao should do, don't be too grateful to me. ”

Qi Lingyun, who rolled his eyes in anger, finally broke through the limit of the baby, and shouted loudly in the northeastern dialect.

"I'll go grandma's legs! Don't be so cheating!! Believe it or not, labor and management have grown up and cut your brain and farted! ”

Lao Dao was taken aback.

"Giving birth to a child is a mouthful! And it is the most honorable imperial word of the Tianxuan Continent! This kind of imperial language is not understood by mortals at all, and it is impossible to understand it, only the supreme existence on the verge of immortal realm is qualified to speak such a standard imperial language! This son is psychic!! ”

I'll make up!

This world setting is very emotional!

The Northeast dialect is so bullish!

Occupy the first place in the universe in the world!

A hint of murder flashed in Lao Dao's eyes.

"Humph! I think you must have a great background, did you just say that you want to neng (read four tones!) Dead and poor? You can't be left behind! ”

Dense beads of sweat oozed from Qi Lingyun's head.

"Dead Dead!! No! I beg your pardon! ”

"Dead end?! Hum! Even the demon language is known?! This son must be a wicked! You can't be left behind! ”

Lao Dao scolded and slashed Qi Lingyun's chest with his nails, and wrote a line of big characters that were crooked and oblique like a dog scratching:

"I'm an idiot! Come and hammer me! ”

Lao Dao let out a sigh of relief.

"God has the virtue of a good life, every life has the right to live, the poor road will give you a chance, throw you off the cliff, if you are lucky not to die, it will inevitably harm the world in the future, the poor road will give you this mark, and people will know that you are not a good bird when they find this mark on your body in the future!"

Fuck your sister!!

Labor and management are not finished with you!

The old Taoist priest held Qi Lingyun all the way to run, threw it suddenly, and shot out with a big foot!

"Go my love! Curve Shot!! ”

"What do you !!remember for labor and management?"

Watching Qi Lingyun's screams disappear into the sea of clouds on the top of the mountain, the old Taoist priest wiped the hot tears on his old face like orange peel, and muttered to himself:

"Hate it! Pain it! Stupid Oudou Douyou, get strong and come to me for revenge! Nissan can only do it for you, and in the future, you can only forge ahead on your own path as the protagonist of heaven and earth! ”

Fifteen years passed in a flash, and Qi Lingyun gritted his teeth with hatred every time he thought of the beep he encountered when he was born.

If it weren't for the protagonist's luck protection, Qi Lingyun was rescued by a hunter, maybe Qi Lingyun would have gone to Lord Yama for tea first.

For the past fifteen years, Qi Lingyun has lived in a small village at the foot of the mountain as the adopted son of this hunter whose name is not worth mentioning.

Qi Lingyun knew that as a protagonist, he had to find a part-time job, and this part-time job would affect his life's achievements, originally he wanted to follow his adoptive father to learn hunting, learn the archery of cow beeping, and bend the bow to shoot the dragon in the future, but unfortunately his cheap father-in-law is not a hermit master, and that-like archery made Qi Lingyun give up this idea at the first sight.

Then learn some skills to make a living! Alchemy! I can do alchemy in the future!

It's a pity that there is only one doctor in this poor village, let alone refining medicine, and the cure basically depends on the dancing god.

That... Let's learn some art!!

There is a cotton-playing man at the entrance of the village.

So Qi Lingyun learned to play cotton for fifteen years.

Finally one day, a group of passing businessmen suddenly discovered Qi Lingyun's true identity, he turned out to be the descendant of the second master of the Qi family in Xingzhou, the Northern Regions!

Qi Lingyun was brought to the Qi family by this group of businessmen.

Originally, Qi Lingyun wanted to take his adoptive father to the Qi family to enjoy the blessings, but who knew that that day his adoptive father drank a lot of wine and shouted as if he had changed into a different person:

"Don't go to labor and management! If the labor and management go, they will definitely be bullied with this waste wood, and they will be killed by someone one day in the future, and this waste wood will be furious to avenge the labor and management! Although labor and management are a trick without a name, labor and management don't want such a fate! My life is up to me! ”

After the drunken words were finished, Qi Lingyun's adoptive father stripped off his clothes and ran to the mountains to feed the bears.

What the hell is this world?!

Qi Lingyun set up a mound for his adoptive father, and followed the businessman to the Qi family.

Sure enough,

is called a waste and has suffered from white eyes, and the name of the eldest young master is actually a handyman who carries water and chops wood.

And then

One day, I was called to the council hall by the ancestor of the family and saw a woman who looked like a sow.

"Lingyun, although Xiao Ke is the daughter-in-law that your father promised for you that has not passed through the door, but look at your current beep, it is really not good, there is no other meaning to call you over, I just want to humiliate and humiliate you, stimulate and stimulate your self-esteem, come, on the lines!"

"Thirty years in the east of the river and thirty years in the west of the river! Don't bully young people into poverty! ”

"Alas, yes, work hard to make these dog-eyed guys regret it one day! Then marry Xiao Ke home! ”

Qi Lingyun looked at his fat pig-like fiancée pouting and nibbling on the chicken legs, only to feel that the world was full of malice.

Fuck your sister!

If this is the heroine's labor and management have no motivation!!

Looking at Qi Lingyun's miserable first half of life in the water mirror, Xu Fan spat out the smoke ring leisurely.

"Is that the basic situation? This is the fate woven by the little white infinite god..."

Leng Rudao hugged his arms and smiled coldly.

"Hmph, this old-fashioned routine looks quite interesting according to such a development, hum, another idiot."

Ah Li watched the fiancée named Xiao Ke in the water mirror eating the chicken leg with relish, and couldn't help but wipe the saliva that spilled from the corner of her mouth like a waterfall.

"Let's eat chicken drumsticks at night~Okay~"

Xiao Phantom, who was holding the magic book, looked at Qi Lingyun's pitiful appearance, which aroused his gentle nature.

"Boss, knife, Ah Li, we have to help this kid well, he's so pitiful!"

"Eat, eat, eat! Just know how to eat! Two beeps, if you eat your face again, you will be round like that fat woman! ”

No one cares about the little fantasy,

The little illusion with no sense of existence is actually more pitiful than anyone else.

Xu Fan extinguished the cigarette butt and pushed his glasses.

"I saw that Qi Lingyun's protagonist's fate had already begun, his parents died when he was a child, and he was burdened with a sea of blood and hatred... Well, with the old Taoist priest who is suspected of being his brother, he is talented and wasteful, he has suffered a lot of white eyes, and he has been divorced, these luck have been woven into his body, he can withstand adventures, although he is still a mortal who has not entered the Tao, but we cultivate him well, he should be able to pass the Immortal Dabi in half a year very smoothly. ”

Smiled disdainfully.

"Although Ben Gongzi is not optimistic about him, but in our hands, what miracle has not happened? Boss, how are you going to train this kid this time? ”

"Well, let's give full play to his strengths, his current skills in playing cotton are not bad, maybe I can make the Heavenly Demon Qin through the Law of Creation and give it to him, and then teach him the Heavenly Dragon Eight Sounds."

Ah Li shook his head.

"This Qi Lingyun's starting point is not high, Tianlong Bayin is not suitable for him, in my opinion, it is better to teach him the Dafa of absorbing stars, this plug-in is faster."

Leng Rudao frowned.

"Martial arts or anything is the domain of the bald old pervert, and now that the watermelon is not there, how can I teach him? You foodie can only use swordsmanship, and the boss will only use the law of creation as props, as for this son, he will only teach him to kill, in fact, if he pretends to beep, it is best to make something conflicting, such as teaching him magic, but unfortunately none of us know magic. ”

Xiao Phantom raised his snow-white hand high.

"Little Fantasy! Fantasy is a magician!! ”

No one paid attention to her.

"Woooooooo

Xu Fan took out a cigarette from his arms.

"You forget the knife, this world is relatively peaceful, and it is not an occasion to distinguish between life and death, you are not very good at teaching him killing techniques, and now there are only three of us here, so let Ah Li teach Qi Lingyun swordsmanship, I will use the law of creation to make a sword for him, and then let Ah Li hand it over to him, what kind of sword is good?"

Ah Li nodded excitedly.

"Zhu Xian! Zhu Xian! Boss, you make the Zhuxian Sword! Please! ”

Leng Rudao frowned.

"Which Zhu Immortal?"

"Of course, it's the Tongtian Sect Master's Four Swords of Immortal Punishment! Hey, hey, hey, this time I'm going to install a Lingbao Tianzun!! ”

"Ah Li, don't mess around! It's not that you don't know how heavy the burden of the law of creation is on the boss, every time you use the law of creation, you not only consume beeps, but also consume the boss's huge secret power, and the cost of making such a powerful prop is too high! ”

Xu Fan lit a cigarette and slowly exhaled a smoke ring.

"It's better to only make a Zhuxian sword, the secret power I have accumulated is enough, but the smoke can't be broken these days, cough cough cough..."

Ah Li heard Xu Fan's violent cough and quietly clenched his fists.

(The Law of Sickness...) I will... ）

Leng Rudao looked at Xu Fan with some concern.

"It's a pity that every time you use the law, you have to consume secret power, and Xu Fan, your secret power comes from cigarettes, smoking so many cigarettes is too much burden on your body, none of us has ever comprehended the law of illness yet, I'm afraid that one day you will..."

"It's okay, I can hold on now, maybe after this mission I will completely surrender the Law of Creation, along with the Law of Death... Give it to Ding Ning. ”

Hearing Xu Fan's words, Leng Rudao's body shook violently.

"Give it to him?! Xu Fan! Have you thought it through? That kid! He hasn't even awakened his secret powers! He's just a newbie! I can't even memorize the thirteen rules! You have to hand over the law of creation and the law of death to him! You have to remember! The sin he bears is greed! Have you forgotten the last greedy culprit!? ”

Xu Fan took a leisurely breath of smoke rings.

"I haven't forgotten, but I believe in him, just like I believe in you, I have already handed over Satan to Ding Ning, and I will also give him mustard when this mission is over."

"What?! You gave Satan to him?! It's that lighter! Damn it! I should have thought of it a long time ago! ”

"Okay, Xiaodao, we all know that the use of the Thirteen Laws Divine Costume must be promoted by secret power, my secret power comes from cigarettes, Ah Li comes from pretending to beep, watermelon comes from obscenity, Chu Xiyao comes from sleep, and you come from killing, these secret powers have to pay a lot of price, and Ding Ning has not awakened the secret power, his secret power should be different from us to grasp, I can only bet on him, otherwise, in the face of the increasingly difficult task world, I am afraid that the last of us will become demons who have lost their memories because they can't complete the task..."

Leng Rudao sighed and whispered to himself: "Why are you always like this, secretly carrying everything..."

Xu Fan shook his head, took a deep puff of cigarette and held his breath, extinguished the cigarette butt, and endless fireflies flashed from the void, Xu Fan stretched out his hands and captured the fireflies little by little to piece together the shape of a long sword, and then sprayed the smoke in his mouth on it, the smoke dissipated, and an ancient long sword appeared in the void, exuding an earth-shattering killing aura.

Ah Li grabbed the Zhuxian Sword in a daze and pulled a sword flower.

"This is the Tongtian Sect Master's Immortal Sword! That's great! It's a pity that the items made by the Law of Creation can only exist for three days in this life, and they can't be used by our infinite deacons in the mission world. ”

Xu Fan smiled.

"There's no way, the law of creation I understand is not complete, and I can only make such a defective product, but the strength should be one-ten-thousandth of the original Zhuxian Sword, and it lasts for about half a year in the mission world, and after a while, you give it to Qi Lingyun and remember to fool him, this sword has been sealed by you, and at some point there will be a chance to take it back."

Ah Li nodded, and said with a smile: "Next, it is Ben Tianzun who will appear and bring a chance to this unlucky guy, ahahahahaha~!" The opponent can discuss the sword, and the height is not cold! A thought in a thousand years! Solips..... Oops!! ”

Xu Fan rewarded Ah Li's smooth forehead with a brain melon.

"Less nonsense! Hurry up! ”

"Gotcha!!"