Volume 2 The Hidden Mystery of the Immortal Heart Chapter 7 The Reverse Immortal Ascends to the Heavens
The breeze blew the skirt of Ding Ning's black maid's outfit, her long hair was like a waterfall, her bangs were a pair of angry eyes, her white silk legs wrapped in small black leather shoes stepped on the grass, and she held a gun in one hand in the mouth of the blood basin of the tiger house. Ding Ning's stunning appearance was completely revealed at this moment, under the effect of 20 extreme charm, even the monsters were attracted by Ding Ning's beauty, Huju looked at Ding Ning's appearance in a daze, and a trace of intoxication flashed in the big eyes of the copper bell.
All the monsters looked at the violent Ding Ning blankly, especially Dandelion with a surprised face, although she had just met Ding Ning for a short time, but she also saw the weakness of Ding Ning's nature, otherwise she would not have become her slave under her unprofessional threat.
How could a cowardly and timid guy suddenly put on such a posture?
It stands to reason that no one can ignore the fact that the Desert-Eagle is firmly gagged in their mouths, a dangerous weapon capable of tearing any enemy to shreds in artillery fire.
But
But!
Labor forgot that this beep has no bullets!!
Ding Ning looked at Huju with a pretending to be like the wind, but he comforted himself frantically in his heart.
"It's okay, it's okay, he doesn't know if there are no bullets, he must be scared to pee! Labor and management should be calm! Don't panic! ”
Tiger House slowly pulls out the desert-eagle in its mouth.
"What the hell is this? Why is the shape so obscene? What do you want? ”
Hey!!
Labor and management forgot that these turtle monsters don't know that shrimp is called a gun!!
Ding Ning's eyes widened, and the next moment he immediately changed to a flattering smile and tried his best to sell cuteness.
"Ah~ this, this is called a teether! It's a small one dedicated to the king grinding his teeth~Uh-huh~"
Huju sighed, nodded his head, took the Desert-Eagle in his mouth, and subconsciously took two bites.
"Not bad, not bad! This is good! It's cold, a little panicked. ”
Ding Ning held his heart in both hands, blinking his big bright eyes and desperately selling cuteness.
"It's good if the king likes it~ Oh, hehehe!"
Huju squinted his eyes and snorted the chamber of the gun with relish, and the smell of gun oil seemed to awaken some great talent.
"This thing tastes good, you little goblin also fits the appetite of this seat, hehehehe, double cultivation! Double Cultivation! Take it down for me, little ones! ”
The little monsters smiled and surrounded Ding Ning and Dandelion, and Ding Ning swallowed his saliva.
"Hey! Aren't you called a fairy?! You're beating them! ”
Dandelion cowered and burrowed behind Ding Ning.
"Ben Fairy... This fairy is not a fighting type! I can't fight spells!! ”
"Use that water dragon you put yesterday!!"
"Ahh That's to scare you, and it won't work for them! Anyway, you just played so handsome! How did it wilt in a second! ”
Ding Ningqiao's face was pale.
"You think I want to! It's over, it's over! I think that in the future, the infinite deacon who will rule the heavens and all the worlds and manipulate the cycle of creation and reincarnation, will I lose my virginity today... Ahh ”
Dandelion hid behind Ding Ning and shivered.
"Do you think that the Hundred Flowers Fairy who will ascend to the fairy world in the future is destined to be unable to escape this catastrophe today?!"
Ding Ning gritted his teeth.
"Whether it's useful or not, I can only sacrifice a girl's trick!!"
"What trick?!"
"It's just... Help me!!!! Indecent ah!! Come on!! ”
Just as Huju waved his hand to take it while snorting his pistol, a loud spray-style speech resounded in the sky.
"Let go of those two girls!!"
Under the dazzling sunlight, a majestic bald head appeared not far away, holding his arms.
The moment Ding Ning saw the watermelon, he was so moved that he almost cried.
"Uncle!! You're here! Help me cut them!! ”
Huju raised his eyebrows and glared fiercely at the fat man who was killed halfway.
"Fatty! Which green onion are you! ”
The watermelon pretended to be beep and smiled coldly, and Ding Ning looked at the watermelon with anticipation, his eyes full of excitement.
"Are you coming?! The power that truly belongs to the Infinite Deacon! ”
Just when Ding Ning and Dandelion looked at the watermelon with anticipation, the watermelon suddenly turned around and said loudly to a figure behind him: "Your Royal Highness Princess, that dead fat man yelled at me!" He's so fierce! He also called you fat! Boom!! ”
Ding Ning and Dandelion, who were full of anticipation, almost fell to the ground.
"How can this be true? Dare to scold this princess for being fat!! ”
As soon as the words fell, a huge ball of meat bounced to Huju's side, and it was two big slaps.
Huju covered his face and looked at the phoenix in front of him, and quickly knelt on the ground, his forehead covered with fine cold sweat.
"Subordinates, see the princess of Phoenix Tour!"
The little monsters also quickly knelt down.
"I've seen the princess of Phoenix Tour!"
The angry phoenix swim backhand is another slap in the face.
"Did you just say fat?"
"It's not... The subordinate is talking about the fat man..."
Syllable!
Slap in the face.
"You're fat! Your whole family is fat! Did my mother eat your rice? Do you dare to say that this princess is fat?!! ”
Taking advantage of the Phoenix Tour's ruthless repair of the Tiger House, Ding Ning hurriedly squeezed his eyebrows at the watermelon, and secretly said with a prayer card: "Uncle! Is your innocence still there?! ”
The watermelon secretly made an OK gesture.
"Fortunately, my big watermelon is smart, last night this fat woman almost forcibly pushed down the labor, and she slapped the little baby back into her stomach before the labor, so she believed that the labor-management was a female goblin~"
"Uncle, you're a cow! Anyway, why do you have such a good relationship with this fat princess, and she still stands out for you? ”
Watermelon smiled awkwardly, and subconsciously covered his head, if it weren't for the watermelon's action, Ding Ning really didn't notice that there was a black pig's trotter print on the watermelon's head.
"Wowha, don't forget the ability of Uncle Superman's watch, last night I said that I could help her lose weight, and I pinched her arm, and she immediately knelt down for labor and management, and said that I am the master ......of this life."
Phoenix You, who was teaching Huju a lesson on the side, scolded at Huju: "You bastard, show me clearly!" Watermelon Cream is Princess Ben's pet! I am Lord in this life! It's not like you can scold if you want to!! ”
Ding Ning squinted his eyes and opened his nostrils wide.
"Can you die if you don't brag less?"
The watermelon clutched the big pig's trotter print on his head.
"If I beep again, I won't save you in the future, labor and management won't believe it, your kid wasn't cleaned up last night."
Ding Ning subconsciously covered the roots of his ears.
"Hehe... Of course... It's impossible~~ I'm here, but it's a gentle beauty, she immediately fell under the jeans of the laborers..."
After Phoenix You cleaned up the tiger house, he walked to Ding Ning's side with a scolding.
"That's... Shemale Ding, is it? This princess forgot about you last night, you two goblins must have special powers, thanks to watermelon frost to lead the way, this princess specially came to catch you back. ”
Ding Ning glared at the watermelon hatefully.
"Groove! You're not here to save labor! You've betrayed me! ”
Watermelon whistled to avoid Ding Ning's murderous sight.
Phoenix You frowned and looked at Ding Ning.
"Huh? You've been planted with the Demon Lord Seal? Oh, it should be dandelions, it's a waste plant, forget it, anyway, with the unlucky look of an idiot, it must also be a garbage. ”
Watermelon trotted to Phoenix You's side with a flattering face.
"Your Royal Highness Princess, although this little goblin's ability is rubbish, he can help the princess shape her body! After the little one helps the princess to cultivate herself, he will help the princess, alas~ It's good~ The princess won't need the small one, you can let me go like a fart~"
Ding Ning pointed to the watermelon and his face was flushed with anger.
"You unrighteous bastard! Not to mention selling labor and capital, why do you want labor and capital to fall into dire straits!! ”
Phoenix You said with some embarrassment: "However, the rules of the demon clan, monsters can't rob other monsters of the things that have planted the demon lord's seal, forget it, you are also very useful anyway, this idiot-looking stupid is obviously a waste, forget it, and he looks like a little vixen, it is too uncomfortable to put around." ”
Dandelion and Ding Ning breathed a sigh of relief when they heard Phoenix You's words, and Ding Ning hurriedly pointed to the desert-eagle in Huju's mouth and said, "Your Royal Highness Princess Qiyu, that thing is also mine, can I come back?" ”
Phoenix You frowned, and when Watermelon saw the Desert-Eagle, his face changed suddenly, and he hurriedly accosted: "Your Royal Highness Princess, just reward the small one, and return that thing to him." ”
Phoenix You nodded.
"Tiger House, return that strange-looking thing to a demon ding."
Phoenix You waved his hand, let Huju and the other little demons leave, turned his head and said to the watermelon: "Since the shemale Ding already has an owner, then you can go back to the Heavenly Demon Palace with this princess, this princess can't wait to become a fair beauty, I'm hehehehehe~~"
Phoenix You grabbed the watermelon's shoulder, turned into a white and fat cloud, and flew to the sky.
Ding Ning watched the colorful clouds fly farther and farther away, and suddenly felt a heat in his heart, and the sound of watermelons came from the prayer card.
"The Heavenly Demon Palace will block our communication signals, you can only find an opportunity to come to me, practice the hand of fate yourself, and stay in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons for the time being."
"Why did you stay in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons?! I don't want to stay in this place for a minute!! ”
"When we pretend to beep experts when we travel through the world to carry out tasks, we sometimes receive temporary tasks, and my side has triggered the task of helping this fat woman to pretend to beep, and I can only help her complete it."
"Temporary mission?!"
"Look at your prayer card for yourself in a moment, it has instructions. By the way, study that gun! I really can't imagine that the boss actually gave you something as dangerous as Satan, you should be careful not to play yourself to death. ”
Ding Ning still wanted to ask the watermelon some questions, but there was no sound from the watermelon, and he should have entered the Heavenly Demon Palace that could isolate the signal.
Satan?!
Is that the name of the gun?
Ding Ning rubbed the silver-shining Desert-Eagle, and the Desert-Eagle changed back to the appearance of a lighter again, lying in the palm of his hand inconspicuous at all.
"Thank goodness for everything!"
Ding Ning squinted at the dandelion.
"You idiot! I thought you were so, you were scared more than me just hiding behind me?! ”
"There's... Have it?! Hum! You shemale dare to say that about your master! Do you want to get down on your knees?! I'm not happy! ”
Ding Ning knelt on the ground with a puff.
"Oh my God~~!!! When will labor and management get rid of this hellish demon lord seal?!! ”
"Humph!! Don't even think about it!! Unless this fairy dies!! But this fairy will kill you before you die! I'm not happy! I'm not happy! ”
After a lot of noise, Ding Ning and Dandelion walked along the original trajectory again towards the towering anti-immortal platform.
After the farce just now, Ding Ning also briefly learned about the past of Dandelion, this girl who looks like a fairy is not welcomed in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons like him in Huangxiang High School.
As the humblest and most insignificant dandelion,
But I have the dream of becoming an immortal,
And often talk about this dream,
How similar she was to him.
Such a girl,
Called a traitor's daughter by the monsters,
There must be some untold stories in this,
And this story must be a knife blade inserted in the heart of Dandelion,
It has the color of blood.
No talent, no talent,
No family, no friends,
Nothing but effort,
She is more lonely than Ding Ning,
That's why she's chattering like she is now.
I want to tell everything in my heart like pouring beans on a bamboo tube to Ding Ning, the only one who is willing to listen,
It's not that Ding Ning is willing to listen,
Who called Ding Ning a slave of Dandelion, something that belongs to her?
Thinking of this, Ding Ning couldn't help but roll his eyes.
I want to be an infinite deacon who rules the heavens and all things and manipulates the cycle of creation and reincarnation!!
Du Te Lai watermelon, that dead bald man!!
Ding Ning took out the prayer card in his arms and carefully read the explanation of the temporary mission.
A temporary mission is when an infinite deacon travels through the world to perform a mission, and if a certain condition is triggered, he will automatically accept this temporary mission. Temporary missions generally do not reward beeps, but temporary missions will reward key items or special abilities obtained during the mission, and some beeps will be deducted if they fail.
And Ding Ning's prayer card also shows a temporary task:
Help the dandelion make her wish come true.
Reward:???
Penalty: Half the number of beeps
Trough!!!
Half that's five million!!
Ding Ning couldn't help but glance at the dandelions jumping around beside him.
Nima!
This idiot's wish is to become an immortal!
Just her waste?!!
God, why do you want to play labor to death?!
The two walked to the huge anti-immortal platform, and Dandelion pointed to a statue not far away and said to Ding Ning: "We have arrived!" The legendary reverse immortal ascends to the rooftop! Every youkai who comes to see the anti-immortal ascending to the roof must first spit on this statue, come, follow me, phew! ”
Ding Ning learned the dandelion's movements and spat at the statue stupidly, only then did he raise his head and look at the statue.
This statue should be a statue of a sword fairy, the years are very old, and under the erosion of the years, the face is blurred and the specific shape cannot be distinguished.
On the shoulders of the statue lies a statue of a cat, holding a long sword, kneeling on the ground, covered in the saliva of the monsters, and a line of large characters carved on the pedestal.
"Life is boring, I want to make it..."
The handwriting on the back is illegible, but the inscription is very clear.
The Great Demon King of the Evil Sword.
Ding Ning pointed to the statue and asked, "Who is this guy, do you hate him very much?" ”
Dandelion gritted his teeth and said: "This is the one who made trouble in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons five hundred years ago, the evil sword great demon king Jian Li!" ”
Ding Ning secretly wiped the cold sweat from the corner of his forehead.
(Nima!) That dead storyteller, don't you come to see what the status of this Sword Sect Patriarch is in Goutougou. )
Dandelion no longer looked at the statue of Jianli, and turned her head to look at the reverse immortal ascending to the roof with a longing face.
"Reverse immortals ascend to the rooftop, ninety-nine to find the way to the sky, one step at a time, one thunder tribulation, the spiritual platform to find the immortal! Immortals have been separated since then, and they are free from the clouds! ”
"If you climb this anti-immortal platform, you can become an immortal?"
Ding Ning counted down the steps, the place of the ninety-ninth step was just surrounded by clouds and mist, and he couldn't see the higher place clearly, but the more he looked there, the more he could feel the mysterious heaven and earth, that place was where the avenue was!
"That's right! As long as you can climb to the ninety-ninth floor, you can become an immortal! Any living thing can do it! ”
Ding Ning walked to the Reverse Immortal Ascending Rooftop, stopped in front of the first step of the stairs, and looked up.
He only felt that something was calling him in the ninety-ninth order of the clouds, and a dark will was watching him, and a grand voice sounded in his heart.
"Come aboard! You will become an immortal! ”
Step on!