"Why did you come out? You're not like this, so don't you make me a big sister. Isn't it very faceless? Woo. ”

Tears rolled in Ellie's eyes, one by one, slipped from the corners of her eyes and dripped onto the lunch box in her hand, making a snapping sound, like a light rain falling on the canopy.

"Ellie."

I didn't know how to comfort her, I didn't know what to say at the moment. I just shook my hands, my eyes filled with unspeakable sadness, and I looked at Ellie, who was sobbing.

Maybe I should hold her? Maybe this will make a shot.

Maybe I should give her a gentle kiss? Maybe this will make a shot.

Maybe I should say something handsome? Maybe this will make a shot.

Wait.. I always want to have a hair for Mao?! Isn't this completely ruining the atmosphere? Damn it!

"So it's not right for me, Ellie, don't cry."

Helpless and blaming myself for the vulgar thoughts in my mind, I apologized in a whisper.

I shouldn't have apologized, but now I'm apologizing inexplicably, I always feel like this will be called masochism, right? Forget it, it's not bad.

"Poof"

Hearing my apology, Ellie, whose face was full of tears, suddenly burst out laughing. The moment she burst into tears and laughed was the most beautiful moment I have ever seen in my seventeen years of life.

"Human sandbag, you don't think the old lady really wants this kind of thing, right?"

Wiping her tears with her pink sleeves, Elle said in a nasal voice. It's just that her tears seem to have really stopped.

Huh? Uncle Ellie! You're crying so much that your snot is coming down! Tears are mixed in the rice! If you're not thinking about it, what are you thinking? It doesn't mean that I feel so sad that the world is not peaceful!!

"Uhhh

Looking at Elle with a black line on my face, I pronounced the tone of "I feel that my IQ is being underestimated".

"What are you doing with the old lady? Eat quickly. ”

Elle suddenly tapped me on the head with her chopsticks. She was still streaked with tears, and a grain of rice stuck to her slightly flushed cheeks. I wanted to remind her, but with a move of my lips, I lowered my head and began to eat.

Ellie doesn't want me to care too much anymore, and if she doesn't know how to be interesting, I'm sure I'll be upsetting her again. She's less lucky than me today, so I'll let her have a little more.

Then, a pair of chopsticks came into view.

Elle just took the biggest piece of meat in my lunch box.

"Uncle Ellie, you!"

"Those who eat slowly will not have meat to eat~"

Ellie stuck her tongue out at me and swallowed the meat in one gulp, like some little tiger eating meat, and licked her mouth when she finished eating.

"Hmm."

I muttered and lowered my head and continued to eat, she invited her anyway, she could eat as much as she wanted.

Then, the pair of chopsticks that had taken away my flesh reappeared in my sight.

Elle just took the second largest piece of meat in my lunch box.

"You!!"

The corners of my eyes twitched and I looked at Ellie, I didn't know what to complain about her.

"Boys should let girls. No, the younger brother should make the eldest sister older~"

Ellie smiled evilly, with a faint pink on her cheeks, like a little girl playing tricks on her sweetheart, making people's hearts beat but angry.

Huh? Sweetheart?

Why do I think of the word sweetheart?

No, it won't! Ellie likes girls! This world is still under the clutches of the god of love! And I'm still on my way to becoming the god of love! Elle won't like me!

With only Ellie in my eyes, I enlightened myself so much in my heart so that I wouldn't fall into the charm of a woman.

Why don't I ask Elle, can I have a fight with her?

The moment I thought of this thought, I immediately came to my senses. This meme has become a good medicine for me to regain my senses.

"Damn. If you don't eat it, I'll give it to you. ”

Pushing the lunch box in my hand towards Ellie, I turned my head with a red face. If this continues, my little Sichen will become a muscular hunk.

"Poof~Sure enough, you're an interesting person~"

Elle didn't take the lunch box in my hand, just hugged her stomach and laughed at me.

Am I that funny? Whether it's Uncle Fang or Ellie, they all laugh so happily. In the future, I will simply become a comedian, as long as I stand on the stage and let others suffer, the audience will laugh. At that time, I will definitely make a lot of money.

"Hey, human sandbag."

Ellie, who had been laughing for a while, suddenly looked at me with her chin in her hands. The light in her eyes turned, and I was ready to move again.

How can there be such a foul flirtatious expression! I haven't even figured out how to flirt with my sister yet! I'm going to be the god of love!! Damn it! The candidate for the god of love can't compare to an ordinary girl, it's so unfair!!

"What?"

Rubbing my still aching arm, I tried to turn my attention to the pain so that my sanity would not be overwhelmed by Ellie.

"Do you remember the first time I met you?"

Ellie bit her lip and looked at me with a smile on her face.

"Damn! At that time, I just went to the toilet and accidentally bumped into you! I was dragged away by you. ”

I was indignant about Ellie's crimes, and Ellie suddenly grabbed me in the mouth.

Not with chopsticks, but with greasy hands that had grabbed food, pinched my mouth. And I was like a duck with my beak pinched, and I could only make a sneering panting sound.

the hair?! Shouldn't you use your fingers or lips to block other people's mouths in TV dramas! What the hell is it to pinch it with your hands! Elle, why don't you play your cards according to the routine!!

Seeing that I finally stopped talking, Elle let go of her hand, then looked up at the night sky and muttered:

"At that time. In fact, the old lady is in a super bad mood. Because the old lady found out that you actually rejected that chick's lunch.。。 After all, food is a gift from God. ”

I paused for a moment, and suddenly remembered the day Watson made me a bento. It turns out that Elle is also a voyeur expert? I've been spying on Watson! (Elle said she had a crush on Watson, but Zong Zheng Si Chen said that Watson was a man, and Elle said she didn't like it.) ）

"Then the old lady deliberately bumped into you, thinking of teaching you a lesson!"

Ellie sneered and glanced at me. Immediately I felt a chill down my spine, it turned out that I was targeted by this violent woman at that time!

As soon as he caught you, you bent down and bowed, and begged the old lady to let you go. Although you look scared, I don't think you're scared at all. It's really weird. It's the first time I've seen a boy like you, and I'm not afraid, but I insist on putting on a cowardly look. Puff~"

Elle covered her mouth and laughed out loud, as if she remembered the scene in her head.