Ding Ning raised his face stupidly, and stared at the girl in white for a full five seconds.

"Ahhhh!!h Perverted!!! ”

"Ahh

Hearing Ding Ning and the girl in white screaming in unison, the female goblins who had been playing in the small lake hurriedly ran ashore and joined the screaming family together.

Ding Ning turned his head while screaming, and as he expected, the unrighteous bastard of the watermelon took a step and ran away, his bright and sparkling bald head like a flickering light bulb in the moonlight.

"Watermelon! Do I knock on it! ”

The prototype of the fat female monster at the head was a colorful turkey, and she screamed and fluttered her wings, and strode onto the lake.

"You! You! Who are you?! Dare to peek at Hongu taking a bath!! Yes!! Hongu's innocent sexy delicate body! Unexpectedly! Unexpectedly! ”

The big turkey staggered and changed into a human appearance, and the snow-white pork belly trembled brightly in the moonlight, and Ding Ning almost vomited out the overnight meal.

"Love me! Blind, blind, blind!! Ahhh ”

The female goblins on the side put on their clothes and changed into human forms, and hurriedly hugged the big turkey and put on her clothes.

"Princess! Princess! ”

"Cheer up! Princess! ”

"Princess! Subordinates are going to castrate these two damn males! ”

"Nope! He should be put to death immediately! ”

Hearing the gossip of the female goblins, a fine cold sweat oozed from the back of Ding Ning's head, and he couldn't help but glance at the girl in white who was staring at him before, the girl frowned lightly, and was at a loss for the situation in front of her.

A female goblin glared at the apricot eyes and stretched out her long claws.

"Then castrate first and then kill!"

"Stoop !!"

Ding Ning's face turned pale with fright, and suddenly recalled the words of the storyteller in his mind:

"As long as you chant the sword to leave the daimyo, all the monsters will bow down in fear!"

"Look! Sword detachment! ”

The goblins were stunned when they heard the name, and then they erupted in a shocking momentum.

"Where's that bastard?!"

"The shameless Evil Sword Great Demon King dares to come out to fight?!"

"Get my sword! The old lady split him! ”

Ding Ning howled sadly in his heart.

"Nima! This world is not simple! That storyteller is pure bragging, isn't he?! I believe you are a ghost!! ”

A female goblin with fox ears turned her head and glared at Ding Ning.

"Anyway, kill this thief first!"

"Stoop !!"

Ding Ning put his hand into his arms and quietly pressed the button of the remote control.

"Actually... It's a girl!! Boom! ”

All the female goblins looked at Ding Ning in disbelief, where was the lewd man in the yellow beggar hole costume, a beautiful girl in a black maid costume stood there timidly with big watery eyes, and the beauty under the moonlight was incomprehensible.

The girl in white widened her eyes and wanted to lift her chin that was about to fall to the ground, she was closest to Ding Ning, and her eyes had been staring at Ding Ning, Ding Ning's change was instantaneous, as if she had changed someone immediately, this change was far beyond the ability of the girl in white to accept.

"You! You! How?! It's amazing! ”

The voice was unexpectedly soft and good, Ding Ning only felt that this voice was a little familiar, and couldn't help but sneak a glance at the girl in white.

At this moment, two cat-eared girls threw the watermelon that had just escaped from the sky to the ground.

"Princess! Another lewd thief has also been caught! ”

Watermelon muttered as she rubbed her ass.

"Rub! That's why I hate cats the most! ”

The big turkey came back to his senses and gritted his teeth and said, "You two humans! Don't you know that there is no compatibility between us demons and humans?! ”

Ding Ning's eyes rolled.

"Report to the princess, I'm not human, I'm also a monster! Boom! ”

"What?"

All the goblins looked at Ding Ning in unison.

"People are also monsters, too, huh!"

"What are you... Monster? We youkai all have an ontology..."

Ding Ning secretly pressed the remote control and turned back into a boy in a school uniform.

"Look! This is my transformation! ”

Press the remote control again to turn it into a jingle bell.

"This is the essence of people..."

All the goblins looked at Ding Ning with a flurry.

"What the hell?! What the hell are you? ”

Ding Ning subconsciously glanced at the watermelon and gritted his teeth.

"A great man once said that man is born of a man, and a demon is born of a demon... People are monsters, people are shemales~"

The watermelon pouted and glared at the mung bean's small eyes.

"What's the festival?! Where?! ”

The big turkey frowned.

"And what's your name?"

"Ding Ning..."

"Nonsense!"

The big turkey has a thick eyebrows upside down.

"The surnames of our yokai are all their own essence! Just like the name of the main palace phoenix tour! ”

Ding Ning's eyes widened, and he complained frantically in his heart: "It's good that you beep and mean a phoenix?!" It's clearly a big turkey! Phoenix Tour?! You should call it fur seal oil!! ”

Phoenix You snorted.

"Say! What is your name! ”

Ding Ning clenched his fists and clenched his silver teeth.

"Ah~ people are called people! Goblin! Ding~"

The watermelon glared at the mung bean's small eyes.

"It's so undisciplined! You simply don't know what dignity is! I'm ashamed of you! ”

Phoenix You turned his head to look at the watermelon.

"What about you?"

The watermelon looked generous and righteous, and his left hand flashed red and touched his face fiercely!

The skin turned green, and black streaks immediately appeared on the face.

"Your Royal Highness Princess, as you can see, I am a big watermelon that has been practicing for a hundred years, and I am called Watermelon Frost..."

The watermelon gritted his teeth, slapped his little baby on it, slapped the little baby into his stomach in pain, twisted his face and smiled at the orchid finger.

"And... People are also girls... If you don't believe it, you can confirm it, huh~"

Ding Ning squinted his eyes and cast a disdainful glance at the watermelon.

"Shameless."

The goblins squinted at Watermelon's beard.

"What kind of bullshit, do girls have so many beards?!"

The watermelon stared at the mung bean's small eyes, and a drop of cold sweat flowed from the big bald head.

Princess Phoenix You bit her lip and made a sad and shy look, but her eyes flashed with excitement.

"Hmph~ Since you are a monster, you have seen the innocent sexy body of this princess, and you have to take responsibility!"

The watermelon's fat face was distorted, revealing an extremely exaggerated expression, and in Ding Ning's opinion, it was a bit like that fat princess Phoenix You.

Phoenix Youjiao snorted, bit her lip and threw a wink at the watermelon, and stomped her feet as if she were coquettish.

"I hate it~ Why do you look at people like this, and stay happy and stunned? People won't marry you~"

Ding Ning looked at the fat meat of Phoenix You, and couldn't help but complain wildly in his heart.

"Nima! Don't you want to be so lethal! Can you consider the feelings of the audience! And also! People bite their lips and bite their lower lipes, why do you bite your lip and pretend to cover the sky?! ”

The watermelon howled miserably.

"Blind, blind, blind! What do I want this eye for! ”

If you raise your hand, you will stab your mung bean in the eye.

Phoenix You waved his hand with emotion, and the goblins hurriedly held down the watermelon and subdued him to the ground.

"I can't believe you can do this for me! If I don't agree to marry you, will you gouge out your own eyes to keep this princess's innocence?! So impressed! Hey, okay, this princess agreed, let's go back to the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons! ”

The little goblins tied up the struggling and howling watermelons like pigs, and flew to the sky together as colorful clouds at the signal of the phoenix.

"Baa Butterfly !!"

Ding Ning couldn't help but think of what Watermelon said before.

"It's the protagonist who wants to peek at the fairy bathing! You don't see the cowherd Li Xiaoyao, peek at the fairy bathing properly, and marry a fairy wife! Maybe I can get a fairy wife tonight! That's worth it for a lifetime! Oh, hey~"

Looking at the watermelon struggling and rolling in the sky and crying without tears, Ding Ning whispered:

"Uncle! You've got your wish... It's worth it in this life..."

All the goblins went to carry the watermelon in order to please Phoenix You, and Phoenix You also smiled and turned into a large white and chubby cloud, leaving only the girl in white and the silly women's Ding Ning in front of the lake.

The girl in white blinked at Ding Ning with big eyes, and made a nice voice that Ding Ning was familiar with.

"Hey, shemale Ding, huh? How did you get there?! Why can clothes be changed too! You're so weirdly dressed, but you look so good! Are you the youkai of our Valley of Ten Thousand Demons? Why haven't I seen you? ”

When Ding Ning heard the name Shemale Ding, he rolled his eyes weakly.

"I'm not a monster in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons, I..."

"Hmph, you're not a monster, right, I don't feel any demon power on you! You can fool the princess, but you can't fool this fairy! ”

The girl in white stuck her waist and looked at Ding Ning with a smile.

"And! This fairy just saw it very clearly! You're definitely a boy! But it's amazing that you're going to be a girl! ”

Ding Ning was sweating profusely and smiled awkwardly.

"Hehe, how could it be, people are girls, I don't believe you come to touch..."

"Less deception! Hmph, peeking at a girl taking a shower, do you know what happened? ”

"Hmm... Chop off the baby... Slavery? ”

The girl in white nodded in satisfaction.

"That's good, it's very good! So, what do you want? ”

The girl in white waved her long sleeves, and a long dragon made of water rushed out of the lake with its teeth and claws, glaring at Ding Ning fiercely.

Ding Ning fell to his knees with a whimper, and there were two clicks.

"I'll recruit! I'll recruit them all! ”

The girl in white blinked her big eyes and played with Ding Ning's remote control with joy on her face.

"Is this the magic weapon?"

"Uh-huh, this... It's my companion magic weapon, and it only works for me..."

Ding Ning cried and secretly slandered himself.

(If you were told that it would be useful to you, you wouldn't have snatched it?) Lao Tzu is not so stupid. ）

"This, press it, and you'll become a boy?"

The girl in white pressed it gently, and Ding Ning turned into a boy with a crying face.

"Then this is to become a girl?"

Ding Ning turned into a maid dressed as a jingle bell again.

"Yikes! It's amazing! It's fun!! ”

Ding Ning switched back and forth between boys and girls with a sad face, and the girl in white had a lot of fun.

"Huh? And what about a button, what's the use? ”

Xu Fan, who was far away in the sky above Xingzhou, suddenly shook in unison, and the flawed sword under his feet suddenly retracted into Ah Li's rough scabbard, Ah Li held the mask in his hand, and raised his other snow-white little hand high, comparing a super handsome pose in the sky.

"You can find the opponent and discuss the sword, and the high place is not cold! A thought in a thousand years! ... Hey, I'll go!! ”

The three of them fell headlong from a thousand feet in the air.

"Two beeps! You bastard!!! ”

"Ah Li... I'm going to shoot you..."

"Crying, it's okay to do with this seat!"

The girl in white who was the culprit blinked cutely.

"Ahh

Ding Ning, who was in the state of a boy, widened his eyes.

"Hey! That's mine okay! ”

"I don't care! You're my slave now, and everything on you is a fairy! Your super nice dress is mine too! I'll take it off for you in a moment! I'll give you a stamp first! ”

Ding Ning's nostrils widened.

"Also stamped... Do you think you're Zixia? Or are all fairies virtuous? ”

Just when Ding Ning wanted to complain, a fragrant breeze hit his face, and the soft delicate body hugged Ding Ning into his arms, and the pink cherry lips kissed gently on the root of Ding Ning's ear.

Ding Ning's eyes widened, and he slapped the place where he had just been kissed by the girl in white, and his face was flushed. The place where the girl had just kissed left a shallow kiss mark, and the kiss mark turned into a pink peach blossom mark.

Ding Ning blushed and shouted.

"What are you doing?! You! You actually kissed me secretly! Just too fast, do it again! ”

The girl in white tilted her head.

"What for? Seals! That's how we yokai put their own stamp on what belongs to us! ”

Raising the snow-white arm, a water curtain emerged, and inside was a close-up of the imprint behind Ding Ning's ear.

"With this chapter, I can know where you are, I can find you if you lose it, and if I say the spell, this chapter will make you kneel immediately! The spell is set to say I'm not happy, as soon as I say I'm unhappy, you have to kneel down and coax me immediately! ”

Just after the girl in white said the words "I'm unhappy", Ding Ning only felt that her ears were hot, her knees were weak, and she couldn't help kneeling in front of the girl.

"Hey, I'll go! Really kneeling! Ahhh I want to be an infinite deacon of the heavens, and in the future, I will rule the ten thousand worlds and manipulate the cycle of creation! It turned out to be unfavorable! Just planted in the hands of you little goblin!! It's so undignified! ”

"Shame! When you pretend to be a girl, you don't have dignity when you lie to me! ”

Ding Ning looked at the girl in white in front of him with a complicated expression, and the girl in white stuck her waist and laughed extremely arrogantly: "Now this fairy announces!" Shemale Ding! You belong to me! Hehe, by the way, tell you the name of this fairy! Dandelion! Remember the name! I am destined to become an immortal! ”

Ding Ning whispered in great confusion: "Dandelion... So your body is a dandelion? I'll go, dandelions can also cultivate the Tao?! ”

Dandelion put away her bright smile when she heard Ding Ning's words, and her face sank.

"What happened to Dandelion? Why can't dandelions cultivate? Why can't dandelions become immortals?! Just a slave, just a shemale, don't you look down on this fairy?! ”

Ding Ning looked at the dandelion in front of him in a daze, the snow-white little face was full of frost, and there was a trace of pain in his eyes, Ding Ning couldn't help but recall the picture he had just seen, the girl in white sat on the boulder and bathed in the moonlight, revealing a lonely and sentimental look.

Dandelion snorted lightly and clenched her pink fist.

"I'm not happy! I'm not happy! I'm not happy! ”

Ding Ning's body involuntarily stood up and knelt down with the sound of the dandelion, stood up and knelt down, stood up and knelt down again...

After a while, his knees became bloody, and Ding Ning cried and said with a sad face: "Master, I was wrong!" Woooooo

Dandelion took a deep breath.

"Hmph, forgive you for now, hey, can you stand up? Go back to the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons with this fairy. ”

Ding Ning tried to stand up, but the huge pain came from his knees, and he couldn't help but grin at the corners of his mouth.

Dandelion pursed her lips and snorted.

"What a hassle!"

Walked up to Ding Ning and squatted down, turning his back to Ding Ning.

"Climb up! Remember the great kindness of this fairy! ”

Ding Ning was stunned, blushing and pretending to lie on the soft delicate body of the dandelion, the dandelion carried Ding Ning on his back and turned into a pure cloud and flew into the sky.