Ding Ning cautiously followed the sleepy Chu Xiyao and the excited watermelon.

This vast world is absolutely unknown to Ding Ning, he has not even been out of the far door a few times in his seventeen years of life, although he has been fantasizing about crossing, but this sudden different world really caught Ding Ning off guard.

Compared with the polluted Zhonghai, the blue sky and white clouds here, the air seems to be filled with a fresh and good smell, which drills straight into the body along the pores, making people feel refreshed.

Watermelon is an old Jianghu, according to him, he has seen a lot of big scenes, not to mention such a fairy world, the real fairy world comes and goes freely, so when Watermelon felt out of his pants and two crumpled ancient costumes, Ding Ning's eyes widened excitedly.

Integrating into the other world naturally starts with dressing up, and no matter how unfit the wide clothes are, Ding Ning put on the yellow clothes and thought he was handsome, until he followed Chu Xiyao, who was wearing a light green light gauze dress, and a brown watermelon into Xuanyang City, and saw a beggar with a broken bowl on the side of the road, Ding Ning realized that he had been pitted again.

"I'll it! Uncle! I just think there's something wrong with your torn clothes, and it smells weird! Are you doing it on purpose?! ”

"Hey, young man, as the so-called real person does not show his face, brocade clothes are not good for your growth, you should abandon those exaggerated concepts and return to simplicity, it is good to have clothes to wear, crooked."

"I'll you, Lao Tzu, believe you're a ghost! Why don't you wear these rags?! ”

"Hehe, I'm not a teenager, I'm an uncle, besides, I don't look good how I pick up girls... Oops, that little lady who just passed by has a very warped little ass..."

Without Xu Fan's control, the whole person of Watermelon seemed to be possessed by a demon, staring at the girls on the street with mung bean eyes and looking at the girls coming and going, eager to stare out of the eyeballs.

The girls who passed by the watermelon let out screams and ran away, and after a while, several officials wearing flying fish suits were lured, and the watermelon hurriedly pulled Ding Ning, who looked confused, and Chu Xiyao, who was napping, into a small teahouse.

"That's not good for people in this plane, conservative! Wear it so tightly, look at it twice, and don't lose meat! ”

Rolling his eyes at the scolding watermelon, he helplessly glanced at Chu Xiyao, who was sleeping with his whole face against the greasy tabletop, Ding Ning's attention was attracted by the storyteller in the teahouse.

“... Who is the immortal sword of the sword world, the ancestor of the sword! Thinking that he defeated the head of the Seven Great Sword Sects with a single branch, how could the Ten Elders of the Demon Dao be his opponent? ”

A chubby little boy raised his little hand and asked excitedly, "That! Did the sword leave the ancestor and ascend to immortal? “

"Who in the world doesn't want to become an immortal? How can the immortal road be slim, how many heroes and heroes have been stumped throughout the ages, even if it is the Great Demon King of the Heavenly Heavens eight hundred years ago, the magic power is unparalleled in the world, isn't it also turned into ashes under the catastrophe? ! But the Sword Patriarch is worthy of being the one who single-handedly created the Sword Sect, known as the first sword cultivator in eight thousand years! A sword slashes the thunder tribulation, and it is even stepping on the anti-immortal platform in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons! In the end, there was also a third immortal road to transform into an immortal billboard! ”

The audience gathered in the teahouse cheered and applauded, and Ding Ning couldn't help but get excited, pulling the watermelon and shouting excitedly: "There really is a sword immortal!" It's so handsome! ”

A middle-aged man dressed as a woodcutter shouted: "I don't believe that Jianli is so powerful, but it is more powerful than those sub-monsters in the goutougou outside the city?" ”

Mr. Storyteller raised an eyebrow.

"The goutougou you are talking about is the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons! Five hundred years ago, the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons was known as the most murderous place in the world! Under the leadership of the four demon kings, the four demon kings are stronger than one another, and they are not killed by the ancestor of Jianli into Zahua Peak, take away the Dongsang Sacred Tree, and step on the anti-immortal platform! It was the Sword Patriarch who swept away the demons, and you dared to call the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons a goutougou today, otherwise if it was five hundred years ago, your whole family would be taken away by the monsters! Now those sub-monsters are terrified when they hear the name of Jian Li! If you go up the mountain and meet you, chant the name of Jianli, and the monsters will bow down! ”

Ding Ning couldn't help but slap the table and stood up.

"Good! That Jian Li Patriarch is a true hero! That's how a husband is born! Prestige can still shade the people! ”

The storyteller clapped his hands and laughed.

"This young hero, seeing that your bones are wonderful, why don't you go and participate in the Immortal Contest held by the Sword Sect? If you pass the Great Comparison of Immortals, you will have the opportunity to follow the footsteps of the ancestor of the sword to the sword world to get his invincible inheritance, and when the time comes, the world will be so big, you can go anywhere! ”

"Thank you sir for your advice!"

Watermelon picks at its nostrils and squints.

"Okay, Xiao Sao is talking a lot, and this is starting to pretend to be in the play..."

Ding Ning turned his head to look at the watermelon with excitement on his face.

"Uncle! I have a faint hunch that this sword is destined for me! Let's go together to find his legacy?! ”

Watermelon said lazily: "I also feel that I have a fate with this sword, but you are still safe and stable, follow the uncle to learn the routine of our pretending to be a beep expert, if you especially want that set of inheritance, you can redeem it yourself after the task." ”

Ding Ning sighed a little frustratedly, and then looked at the watermelon with interest.

"Uncle, uncle! So what are we waiting for! Let's go training! ”

Leaving the teahouse, the three of them hurriedly opened three rooms in the inn in Xuanyang City, Chu Xiyao excitedly threw himself on the bed and fell asleep for a second, while the watermelon who wanted to lie beside Chu Xiyao was reluctantly pulled out of Xuanyang City by Ding Ning and returned to the small lake where they had settled when they first arrived in this world.

The watermelon sat cross-legged on the ground, and the fat on his body drooped down like a mountain of meat.

"Let's pretend to be a beep expert's cultivation is difficult to say, easy to say, easy to say..."

"Uncle, talk less nonsense and more dry goods."

"Okay~ The main power of our beep experts is to use the beep number to manipulate cause and effect, the beep number is hidden in our hearts, which is our internal force, true element, and magic power, but unlike these energies, the biggest feature of the beep number is that it is very tame, and you can manipulate them freely, just like the extension of our limbs."

"Uncle! To put it simply, I don't have enough intelligence! ”

Watermelon scratched his bald head.

"When you read novels, there is always such a sentence: It's like a big hand manipulating fate in the dark, right?"

"Uh-huh!"

In Ding Ning's surprised gaze, the watermelon condensed two pale yellow transparent huge palms out of thin air.

"This is the basic power of our pretending to be an expert, the hand that manipulates fate! It's usually invisible, so I've turned it yellow to show you. ”

Ding Ning yelled.

"Cow beep! Uncle Watermelon! ”

Watermelon smiled.

"In fact, this is the most basic ability to embody, the role of these hands is beyond your imagination, its basic ability is to touch things that cannot be touched."

"What do you mean?"

The watermelon looked at Ding Ning solemnly, Ding Ning also swallowed his saliva and looked at the watermelon seriously, the transparent big hand showed a picking-digging action, Ding Ning's eyes looked at the miracle that the watermelon in front of him was about to perform without blinking!

The watermelon let out a comfortable moan and stretched out the big yellow transparent hand to Ding Ning's eyes.

"Look! Dig out the hardest boogers! ”

"Fuck your sister! What the hell! You are the Great Sandy Wall! Is it used to pick the nose and peogers when looking at such a thing?! ”

"You can also pick out your ears! You can also take out the delicious food you just ate in your stomach and eat it again! It can also be used to wipe your ass! ”

"Can you please stop being so disgusting?! Lao Tzu is no longer learning! ”

Watermelon touched the big bald head, and hurriedly smiled dryly: "Ah, yes, yes!" These hands are able to touch abstract concepts such as mind, soul, energy..."

As she spoke, Watermelon controlled her two large hands to reach into the lake and pulled out a long water dragon.

"You see, you can't pull out a water dragon like this with your hands, but the hand of fate can, for example..."

The watermelon stretched out his big hand to Ding Ning, and Ding Ning only felt that he was ghosted, and involuntarily knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the watermelon.

"Uncle Watermelon has been blessed forever, and his longevity is the same! In the evening, the younger brother went to steal Chu Xiyao's underwear and honor it to the uncle! ”

Watermelon nodded.

"Let's say okay, don't regret it."

"It's not! That's not what I said! Is that! Hey, I'll go! Is this the means of two beeps off the beep?! ”

Watermelon nodded.

"The role of this hand of fate is very convenient, and the operation is simple and easy to use, just now I used a slightly more advanced operation, your body is like my marionette, these simple operations do not cost a few beeps, every expert can easily use, the more beeps you output, the bigger the hand."

Ding Ning jumped up excitedly.

"Uncle! Teach me! Teach me! ”

"Come, follow the uncle!"

The watermelon sat cross-legged on the ground, drawing graphics while explaining, and told Ding Ning all the details of the hand of destiny, Ding Ning was dancing and learning with red eyes, and carefully condensed his hand of destiny according to the method of watermelon.

"Come out! Hand of Destiny! ”

"Poof! Are you the hand of fate? Chicken paws! ”

"Come out! Hand of Destiny! Ahhh ”

"Are you stupid? Do you have eight fingers on your hands?! ”

"Yaaaa Hand of Destiny! Hand of Destiny! Hand of Destiny! ”

The watermelon wiped the sweat from his bald head, and looked at the green transparent hand of fate that Ding Ning finally condensed with only his middle finger.

"Your talent is amazing! What the hell?! Do you condense according to your little darling? Is this the hand of fate?! This is a XX of fate! Are you going to use it to fight the enemy's chrysanthemum? Okay, my big watermelon is planted, you are more yellow than me! Play slowly by yourself, teach you this trick Lao Tzu can be exhausted to death! ”

Ding Ning smiled dryly: "Uncle Watermelon, it's okay, I'll just practice this trick myself, you can teach me something else, didn't the boss say that you should teach me to fight." ”

"Okay, okay, teach you this stupid old man to pour blood mold for eight lifetimes, what do you want to learn?"

"Uncle, you should give me some choice."

Watermelon nodded.

"Put aside the part of the beep battle first, you haven't even mastered the hand of fate, just forget it, Uncle will introduce you to the abilities of other people. Ah Li is the most familiar to you, and you have also seen her swordsmanship, and she is out of the Jedi with one sword. The power of the boss is the most mysterious, no one has ever seen the boss fully display his strength, and it often only takes a snap of his fingers to solve most enemies. The knife's weapon is a knife, and he has a speed that can almost parallel to time, so he belongs to the assassins. Uncle, my strength mainly relies on the front of the fist, which is equivalent to a warrior. As for Miss Scrapwood... She basically just needs to live... By the way, Miss Waste Wood knows some healing and auxiliary spells, which are equivalent to sacrifices..."

"What about Little Fantasy? She holds the magic book every day, she must be a magician! ”

"Little Fantasy? Who is Little Fantasy? ”

“......”

"Okay, basically after the introduction, do you want to learn the manly way of fighting with the uncle? Rush up and do it directly! ”

Ding Ning nodded excitedly.

"Uncle! You taught me! Grinding and grinding! ”

Watermelon touched his chin and smiled wickedly.

"It's too late today, you see the sun is setting, let's learn again tomorrow, and besides, we have activities in the evening~"

Ding Ning touched his head stupidly.

"What's the activity?"

"Hey, hey, hey, I heard from the woodcutter in the teahouse that he saw fairies near this lake~"

Ding Ning raised his eyebrows.

"Fairy ~ Xiaohu ~ Hey hey hey ~ Bathing ~ "

The two lewd fellows looked at each other wickedly and smiled knowingly.

"Oh, hey, hey~"

"That's right, little Ding Ning, Uncle Watermelon will teach you a small use of beeps, image backtracking!"

The watermelon snapped its fingers at the small lake, and a thin cloud of mist shrouded the entire small lake, and several delicate figures in the lake loomed on the surface of the lake.

Ding Ning's eyes widened and he stammered, "Uncle! Is that a fairy?! ”

The watermelon rubbed the hara, and he laughed.

"No, it's just the shadow of the fairy, the image goes back to this time every night around eight o'clock, there will be a fairy to bathe, hehehe."

Ding Ning covered his nose with a nosebleed flowing from his nose.

"Uncle! It's bloody! Anyway, why do these images have mosaics? I can't see it clearly!! ”

"Nonsense! It's not for the sake of anti-harmony! Let's squat here tonight and peek, there will be no mosaic by then, oops! That little sister's small waist is so white! ”

The two lewd fellows glanced at each other and let out a lewd laugh at the same time.

"Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey~"

The waiting time is always long and difficult, watermelon and Ding Ning squatted under a big tree by the lake, only to feel that their legs were almost numb, until the moon was in the middle of the sky, and a cloud of colorful glow slowly floated from the sky.

The watermelon pressed Ding Ning's head and said with a prayer card: "It's coming, it's coming!" With the old man's experience in stealing jade and incense for many years! That group of colorful clouds must be that the fairy didn't run away! ”

Sure enough, Caixia fell to the ground and turned into seven or eight graceful girls.

Ding Ning secretly poked his head out and looked intently at the smiling girls, the girls were wearing colorful clothes, faintly revealing their crystal clear skin like ice and snow, except for the leader of an extremely gorgeously dressed but extremely fat woman, all of them were as beautiful as a fairy, one of them was wearing a plain white dress, and the playful girl with an edelweiss headdress on her head was particularly bright and moving.

The watermelon swallowed his saliva secretly, and secretly said, "See?!" Except for a fat woman, they are all big beauties, especially the white one! Have a fight with Chang'e! Wrong! More like a fairy of flowers! ”

Ding Ning used the prayer card to convey the voice and asked, "Uncle? Have you ever seen Chang'e and the Hundred Flowers Fairy? ”

"Of course! We pretend to be experts who sometimes have to play a role in carrying out tasks, once we went to the world of Journey to the West, and the uncle played Zhu Bajie, hehehe, of course, you can see Chang'e and the Hundred Flowers Fairy! ”

"Wow! That's cool! ”

"Of course! In the original book, Zhu Bajie is just teasing Chang'e, but the uncle peeked at Chang'e taking a bath~ Shh! Don't make a sound! Keep an eye on that white one! They're off! Take it off! ”

The fairies didn't seem to be vigilant, and at the suggestion of the fat fairy at the head, they took off their sarowns, revealing their snow-white skin...

Only the white fairy didn't seem to fit in, and listened to the fat fairy's words with low eyebrows, and then was pushed to the ground by the other fairies, and there were mockery and ridicule in the distance.

The fairy in white bowed her head without saying a word, walked straight to the shore, sat down lightly on a large rock, bowed her head and played with her hair.

Ding Ning looked at the white-clothed fairy with the bright moon on her back in a daze, and her face showed a faint trace of loneliness and sadness.

After the other fairies saw the white fairy sitting on the boulder, they began to put their snow-white little hands on the close-fitting clothes, and the watermelon widened her eyes and gasped, and quietly grabbed the turf on the ground.

"Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! ”

At the moment when those fairies removed the last underwear on their bodies, the originally snow-white delicate bodies changed one after another, and the beautiful fairies turned into various animals and jumped into the water.

The watermelon couldn't help but let out a muffled grunt.

"Grass! It turned out to be a youkai! Anyway, you monsters take a bath! Turn back into a prototype and engage in chicken?! ”

The muffled snort of the watermelon was really a bit abrupt, and the white girl sitting on the boulder frowned slightly, turned around and jumped down.

Ding Ning, who had been observing the girl in white, hurriedly transmitted a message to the watermelon: "Uncle, uncle! Did you peek at Chang'e taking a bath last time and was caught? ”

"Huh? Why do you ask this? ”

"What happens if you get caught?! Answer quickly! ”

"Well, at least you will be chopped off a little baby, and at worst you will be a slave, what's wrong?"

Ding Ning raised his head and looked at the white-clothed girl who was looking for him, and smiled awkwardly with a twisted and silly face.

"Uncle, it looks like we're going to say goodbye to the little baby..."