Chapter 335: Jin Siwei who took the bait
In anticipation, Chen Mo added Jin Siwei's game friend.
After adding friends, Jin Siwei was insulted like a storm!
Jin Siwei: "Mother's orphan thing in the grass, did your mother sell 13 and raise you back then?"
Why didn't your dad shoot you on the wall in a fit of anger and give birth to such a stupid thing as you!
Mom in the grass! ”
Chen Mo: "This is my WeChat, there is a kind of > to add me."
Jin Siwei: "Yo yo yo, I'm worried about being slow typing in the game!" Who is afraid of who is the grandson! ”
As soon as Chen Mo's WeChat was added, Jin Siwei looked at the avatar, and his eyes were about to burst out!
"This ...... This milk ...... , it's almost as big as papaya!
It's so overflowing, it's so sexy! ”
Chen Mo's trumpet avatar is a swimsuit photo of Yang Yuchan, and that figure is almost the heroine of many small movies in island countries!!
"Suck ~~~~"
Jin Siwei sucked two mouthfuls of saliva fiercely, and then couldn't wait to click into Chen Mo's circle of friends to check.
found that those selfies and daily photos were all the beauties on the avatar, and Jin Siwei's mind immediately became lively.
Jin Siwei: "Is it a girl?" ”
Chen Mo: "Hmph, you actually scolded me!" Am I pretty, pretty, pretty!!! ”
Jin Siwei: "Pretty, very pretty!" It's just pretty! ”
Chen Mo: "Poof...... What a big idiot, people are scolding you! Is it pretty, is it the meaning of the grass mother, don't you know this? ”
Jin Siwei: "Don't, don't! This kind of thing, you should come to me, don't come to my mother! ”
"Poofhahahaha......"
"Jin Siwei, this comic!"
"You don't need to be seduced, you just take the bait!"
"Mer is so awesome!!"
Chen Mo: "Well, I hate it, why are you purple?" Hello locomotive! ”
Jin Siwei: "Hey, listening to your voice, it doesn't seem to be a mainlander, right?" ”
Chen Mo: "That's right, they are exchange students from Wanwan and go to university in the mainland. ”
Jin Siwei: "Then which university are you in?" ”
Chen Mo checked it in Jin Siwei's circle of friends at this time, and found that these two goods were actually college students!
And it was easy to find out that he was at Linhai University.
Chen Mo used Baidu Maps to search for the vicinity of Linhai University, and casually made up a lie: "People are exchange students of Linhai University of Science and Technology!" ”
Jin Siwei: ", I'm a student at Linhai University!" Let's just be next to each other! Hahaha, fate, beauty! ”
Chen Mo: "Hmph! What a fate! You're not going to scold people! Come on, let's have a good theory, the first is who is right and who is wrong! ”
Jin Siwei has long been obsessed with Chen Mo's beauty, where can he not admit his mistake!
Jin Siwei: "My fault, my fault, it's all my fault!" I play a game and curse, it's too unqualified! I'm sorry, I admit my mistake to you, beauty! ”
Chen Mo: "Isn't this enough!" Wouldn't it be okay to apologize early! Well, it's time to play the game! ”
Jin Siwei: "Hey, hey, don't! Beauty, what's your name? ”
Chen Mo: "Ha, why are you asking people's names for yelling?" ”
Jin Siwei: "Meeting is fate, my real name is Jin Siwei, what about you?" ”
Chen Mo: "Me? My name is Merr. ”
Jin Siwei: "Wow, what a cute name!" By the way, is the photo on your profile picture of you? ”
Chen Mo: "Mm-hmm, cute?" (Three shy expressions)"
Jin Siwei: "Cute is cute, but well, there are too many deceptions now, you know." ”
Chen Mo: "Hey, you seem to be very experienced!" But let me tell you, I'm even more beautiful than the photos! Lie to you that there is no little Tintin! ”
Jin Siwei's brain complements Yang Yuchan's image in a coquettish dialogue with himself, which is called a fascination!
Jin Siwei: "Hahaha, you don't have a little Ding Ding in the first place!" ”
Chen Mo: "Roar, roar, ...... If that person lied to you, he would grow a small ding, the big kind of fried chicken! ”
Jin Siwei: "Hahahaha, Mo'er is so humorous!" ”
The sailors in the live broadcast room instantly laughed and peed!
"No little Tintin? I'm afraid this Jin Siwei hasn't seen what a real eagle looks like! ”
"Hahaha, I'm afraid that the hanging king will be twice as big as this Jin Siwei when he takes it out!"
"I have to say, men who are carried away by love are really stupid!"
"I'm starting to pity this Jin Siwei a little, he's really miserable!"
"But isn't it, if you know that King Hanging is a man as thick as Ding Ding's hands, what would he have to collapse into!"
Jin Siwei: "Oh yes, I remember that Linhai Science and Technology University came to a group of exchange students from Wanwan, are you from that batch?" ”
Chen Mo: "That's right, they are those exchange students!" Because I just came to the mainland and I don't know anyone, no one takes anyone out to play. ”
Jin Siwei: "I can take you out to play!" ”
Chen Mo: "Okay, okay, hey, by the way, I see that there are photos of you singing on stage in your circle of friends, so can you sing to me?" ”
Jin Siwei: "Hehe, singing is a very simple thing!" As long as you kiss me, I'll sing it to you. ”
Chen Mo: "Roar, why are you purple?" Hey, aren't you men all purple and hooligans!
Why don't we play a game?
If you lose, sing to me, and if you win, I'll kiss you. ”
Jin Siwei: "No problem at all, let's say, what are you playing?" ”
Chen Mo: "Let's just play Glory of Kings, let's solo!" ”
Jin Siwei: "Hahahaha, no problem, don't blame me if you lose!" ”
Chen Mo: "Don't worry, it won't." Let's just use Sun Shangxiang solo, okay? ”
Jin Siwei: "Are you sure you want to use a shooter?" I'm a shooter who has been ranked at the county level! ”
"Poof...... County ranking......"
"Sun Shangxiang, who hangs the king, seems to be in the top ten in the national service before, right?"
"I'm afraid this thing is going to be abused until Xiang comes out!"
"I really don't know where he got his confidence!"
Chen Mo: "Huh? So powerful roar? That person has skin, you are not allowed to use skin! ”
Jin Siwei: "Of course! It only gives you 10 attack damage, it doesn't matter! ”
As soon as he entered the game, Chen Mo used this killer's not too cold skin.
Although it is not as cool as the doomsday mecha, it can show the identity of a local tyrant!
And Jin Siwei used Sun Shangxiang's original skin, which was green and oily, and the gray was often ugly.
"Welcome to Glory of Kings!"
Entering the game, Chen Mo explained while buying the outfits: "Ladies and gentlemen, Sun Shangxiang is a hero, I won't explain the skills, I guess all fools understand."
Inscriptions I generally use to suction and blast the inscriptions, that is, the left side is all brilliant, the middle is the eagle eye, and the right side is full of goods or all unique.
This set of inscriptions can be typed from beginning to end without going home, very cool! ”