Girlfriend: "The result? As a result, he meowed for a while, and then apologized to me very solemnly, saying that he shouldn't play alone.

When he was done, he handed me a handle and asked me, let's play Mario Kart together!

Me: "Poofhahahaha......"

Girlfriend: "Play his grandma Mario Kart!! Isn't it okay to play with the old lady? ”

Me: "Hahahaha, girl, Nintendo understands!" ”

”

As soon as this paragraph came out, it caused strong complaints and strong laughter from netizens.

"My ex-boyfriend, I went to his school to look for him, he took me into his empty lab, closed the curtains, turned off the lights, and ...... The two of us used his computer to watch Guo Degang's cross talk collection for a night......"

"Hang Wang, your best friend knows a fart! Handing over the handle is a more ceremonial etiquette than taking off your pants! ”

"I want to play a game with you, and you want to sleep with me?"

"I know that! Once, a boy I also liked came to me downstairs and said I was going to go shopping. After walking around the West Lake and going to the riverside, I went back to my house downstairs and walked for more than an hour.

As a result, he said that he was finally sleepy and could go home and sleep happily!! ”

"Secretly send a barrage to complain about my male ticket! Once he asked me to take a shower and take off my clothes. I obediently took off and applied deodorant, and he also took off his essence and let me lie on my stomach.

Then he rode up and said to me very gently, "You've been too tired lately, I'll give you a massage!" ”

I want to meow!! I want to be dripping grass by you!! Who the hell wants you to massage?!! ”

"Upstairs, be content, my male ticket stripped me naked, and forced me to accompany him to watch "Happy Comedian", the kind that can't be laughed!"

"Happy comedian, you can watch it! Every time my male ticket goes to open a room, he pulls me to stay up all night watching "Water Margin", "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Crazy Boy", the kind that can't sleep if you can't finish watching! ”

"Hahahaha, it's really a straight man of steel!!"

"My male ticket is even more terrifying! I hadn't graduated yet, and when I was still in a long-distance relationship, he came to me on the weekend, and as soon as I arrived at the hotel, I took out a book and saw four big gilded characters written on it - the beauty of mathematics!

That's right, it's "The Beauty of Mathematics" that he meows!! ”

"Nintendo is the !! the world drops"

"Kouhu, where do you put my big PS4 player?"

"Monster Hunter: World is the !! console game that is really fun"

Chen Mo himself didn't expect that the joke he found on Weibo could cause netizens to complain so enthusiastically.

I was thinking about the time to go down, and when I asked my roommates to come back, there was a message in the game, so I opened it and took a look.

Wang Silian: "Hang the king, this is mine, you add me, let's talk!" ”

Wang Sigarlic wants to add me; Add!

After adding it, Wang Siyan quickly sent a message.

Wang Silian: "Hang Wang, your live broadcast is really interesting, how is it, are you interested in coming to my panda TV?"

The salary will definitely not be worse than PDD! ”

it!

PDD was originally claimed to have a signing fee of more than 100 million!!

Although the actual money in hand may have to shrink by seven or eighty percent, the signing fee of twenty or thirty million a year is definitely an astronomical amount that ordinary people can't earn in ten lifetimes!

Wang Silian opened his mouth to give so much, which can be said to be very sincere.

Chen Mo suppressed the restlessness in his heart and replied: "To be honest, it's really tempting.

But I'm an open-minded anchor, can we sign a contract? ”

Wang Silian: "Hey, why don't we just sign a private contract?" I'll call you with my private account, and I don't even have to pay taxes.

Moreover, you opened and used it for commercial purposes, did not peddle it, did not spread it, even if you were really caught, that is, you gave a verbal warning and education, and there was no.

The current law is a blank for such things as private hanging! ”

Chen Mo thought about it, but still refused: "I'm sorry Mr. Wang, I can't go to Panda TV." ”

Wang Silian: "Huh? Why? Do you think I have a low price? ”

Chen Mo: "No, it's just that I started the live broadcast, not just for money, but for some other reasons that can't be said."

You see how it goes.

I entered the two platforms of Douyu and Panda as a private person, you recommend resources to me, I don't charge you a signing fee, but I want to reward 100% of the gifts! ”

Wang Siyan thought about it and said helplessly: "To be honest, money is really not a problem. If you can sign our Panda exclusive, it will bring a lot of traffic and audiences.

That's something that tens of millions of dollars can't buy.

But since you have other reasons, I can't force it.

Let's do it, then do as you say!

We have a happy cooperation! ”

Chen Mo: "Good drop, Mr. Wang, happy cooperation!" Wash the chrysanthemums tomorrow and go to Panda TV to wait for you! (Three shy expressions)"

Wang Silian: "...... You really don't have discipline as the legend says! ”

There is another platform to make money, and another place to earn faith energy, Chen Mo is simply refreshed!

Turning on the camera, Chen Mo said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I just went to chat with Wang Silian for a while, and he wanted to exclusively sign me to go to Panda TV, and give me a higher price than PDD."

But I verbally refused!

Because I can't bear to let us betta drop the audience! ”

"Pss!!ss

"Although this joke is not dirty, it is just as funny as a thief!!!"

"I just like to hang the king and talk nonsense!"

"Just now, Wang Jianlin also chatted with me for a while, and wanted to hire me to be the president of Wanda, saying that he was old and wanted to find a successor, but I also rejected him!"

"Don't go, King Hang, you can go or go, but...... Did you go? Hahaha! ”

The audience's reaction made Chen Mo very depressed.

Lao Tzu is obviously telling the truth, hey, why did he become a braggart?

Shaking his head helplessly, when Chen Mo said hello and was about to go off the air, a request to add friends popped up in the game.

"Jin Siwei asked to add you as a friend of the game, do you agree?"

The attached information below is a curse.

"I'm in the grass, garbage! There's a kind of plus me!! ”

Chen Mo took a look.

Yo, I actually have the courage to add this to the king!

Rolling his eyes, Chen Mo suddenly smiled cheaply: "Brothers, this guy named Jin Siwei actually has the courage to add this to the king, I think it's time to do the second issue of 36F-cup beauty anchor Mo'er!"

See how I play this self-righteous game scum! ”

"Rub! The beautiful anchor Mer'er is going out of the mountain?! ”

"Woo woo woo, I like the women's clothing boss version of the king the most!!"

"I want to see Mo'er, hurry up and change into women's clothes!!"

"Toilet paper and lube are ready, Mer Mo Mo is !! quickly"

(ps: As soon as I coaxed the object in Jinan, my sister called me and said that my father's body seemed to have a problem and asked me to rush back overnight...... Ay...... It's almost the New Year, what the hell is going on? I hope my father is okay...... ）

(End of chapter)