Volume 1 The Super Beep Expert of Zhonghai City Chapter 12 Fairy Tale of Fate
Ding Ning squatted on the chair of the tea cat house with his knees hugged, his eyes glazed, behind him, Xiao Ai and Xiao Xue snuggled up to each other as if they were being played, and the mustard and soy sauce were also squeezed together and lost their vitality.
Only Chu Xiyao had just woken up after sleeping all day and stretched a big waist.
"Whew~ I slept well today~ I'm a little hungry~ Watermelon, is the meal ready~"
There is a virtual image projected on the ceiling, and the content of the image is the discouraged perfume spreading to the whole school, and the whole situation is out of control, a flying saucer is parked on the playground, some of the mentally handicapped are holding the flying saucer and gnawing on it, and the mentally handicapped is holding the flying saucer and shaking his waist, making a knock knock collision sound, and Ding Ning is particularly good in this situation, he smirks and rides on the body of a squeaky alien, and stuffs shit into the mouth of the alien who should be the second prince of the five-body star...
Looking at himself in the video, a line of aggrieved tears slipped down Ding Ning's face.
"Oh my God, I'm playing to death, ah, these idiot aliens are making a lot of fun... At that time, Lao Tzu didn't know anything~! β
Leng Rudao hugged his arms and sneered: "This is not the reason why you, an idiot, choked to death the second prince of the five-body star with shit. β
Watermelon covered her big bald head and pointed out the window.
"Thanks to you, it's completely messed up. The aliens outside have already opened fire, if it weren't for the desire to capture you alive, the earth has been blown up, pray, they didn't find the tea cat house before 3:33. β
Ding Ning shivered and subconsciously glanced out the window, there was a lot of artillery fire outside, beams of light exploded on the ground, chickens and dogs jumped, and there was a faint shout of a tenth-of-the-middle: "This god of death is a righteous little friend!" I won't tolerate you evil aliens destroying Earth!! β
Xu Fan spat out a large puff of smoke.
"You... Can you save me a snack... It's an ordinary task, and it's really true that you can get into so much trouble by you... Alas... Rest assured, the Tea Cat House is safe, even if the earth explodes, the Tea Cat House will be fine, okay, I officially announce that Chu Xiyao's round has also failed. β
Chu Xiyao grabbed Xu Fan's sleeve aggrievedly and whispered:
"Miss Ben obviously didn't do anything, why did she fail..."
Xu Fan shook his head helplessly.
"Okay, who's left..."
Xiao Phantom held a big horn and shouted:
"Little Fantasy! And the little fantasy! Feed! β
Except for Ding Ning, everyone subconsciously ignored Xiao Fan.
Leng Rudao snorted, walked to the image and coldly glanced at the lost Xiaoxue.
"I said a long time ago, you waste is not enough to achieve more than anything else, it seems that you have to come out of the house."
Facing the cold and arrogant eyes like a knife, Xiaoxue stood up with a decadent look, crossed her waist and shouted:
"What do you mean?! Stinky fart! Who are you talking about! β
"Hmph, I'm not targeting anyone, I mean everyone here is rubbish!"
As early as when Leng Rudao snorted coldly, Xu Fan expected this sentence, and stood up directly from the chair, but he was not scolded by Leng Rudao.
The others glared at Leng Rudao hatefully, and fire erupted from their eyes, but Leng Rudao raised his head to himself, pointed at the watermelon and mocked:
"Project Hero? Only your egg-like head can come up with such a beep plan. β
Watermelon clenched his fist.
Cold as a knife, he then pointed at Xiaoxue.
"Always pretend to be smart, hum, where does the intelligence of only eleven o'clock come from the sense of superiority, and the intelligence of a cat is the same, can you still be complacent?"
Xiaoxue hissed angrily and glared viciously at Leng Rudao.
Leng Ru Dao immediately pointed at Xiao Ai.
"I already lack common sense, and I still follow others to talk nonsense, you are not sold by human traffickers, you should thank God for napping."
Xiao Ai wrinkled her nose and looked murderous.
Leng as a knife pointed at the two cats.
"Little animals are so cute and cute, and if you really want to brush up on your sense of existence, you go to the circus."
Soy sauce and wasabi hissed in unison with light snow.
Leng Rudao pointed at Chu Xiyao, who looked confused.
"Waste wood should have the appearance of waste wood, go, go to sleep!"
Chu Xiyao nodded.
"Oh~gotta ~"
Xiao Xue grabbed Chu Xiyao with a snort.
"Hey! He's scolding you for being a waste of wood! Aren't you angry? β
"Hmm, don't you all say that people are waste wood? Miss Ben is a waste of firewood~ In the end, I can't open the meal, and if I don't open the meal, I'll go to sleep~"
Xiao Phantom quietly put away the big horn and patted her bulging chest cutely, every time she stood up like a knife to scare people, she was extremely glad that her sense of existence was so low.
Xiaoxue glared angrily at Leng Rudao.
"Hmph, it's your turn this time, you can try it, Angry Snow wants to see what means you have!"
Cold as a knife, the corners of the mouth rise.
"Okay, wow, then I'll show you guys what high-end operation is."
Leng Rudao turned around and flicked the virtual image, and as soon as the screen turned, Ding Ning's 3D model was displayed on it, and a group of data was listed below.
"We all know that pretending to beep or something, it's nothing more than making up for shortcomings, giving full play to your strengths, and impressing others, what kind of hero plan, weakening tactics, are you having in your head?"
Xiao Xue pouted and snorted, "Ding Ning's attribute is too weak!" Luck is only 1 point, and the intelligence is not high, and the intelligence will decline in the beep mode, where is the advantage! There are too many deficiencies to make up for at all! β
Xiao Ai also nodded and added: "And the whole school knows what Ding Ning looks like, everyone has a preconceived impression, Ding Ning wants to pretend to be a beep at school, it's super difficult!" β
Leng Rudao sneered, pointing to Ding Ning's data in the image: "Hmph, you are too naΓ―ve, in this world, even waste has a reason for existence, just like a piece of toilet paper, a handful of melon seed skin, it also has its advantages and effects, you only pay attention to this idiot's five attributes that are more wastewood than waste wood, but ignore one point, the question mark on his charm attribute." β
Although Ding Ning was dissatisfied with Leng Rudao's attitude of contemptuous of everyone, when he heard Leng Rudao's arrogant speech, he couldn't help but poke his head and listen carefully, and he felt that what he said was very reasonable.
Leng Rudao flicked his fingers, and the image changed to Ding Ning changing into Xiaoai's clothes in the toilet, smelling obscenely, and Ding Ning's obscene voice was heard in the video.
"Hey, hey, hey, Xiao Ai is so cute, and gentle, ah, it smells good, the smell of Xiao Ai! I don't give this underwear back to the little hobby, and I use it to do bad things of shame at night~Ohhehehehehe~"
Ding Ning's face flushed, only to feel that everyone projected a contemptuous gaze looking at the pervert, and hurriedly waved his hand in a panic and explained:
"Nope! No! No! β
Watermelon patted Ding Ning's shoulder with great appreciation, leaned over and whispered:
"Hey, hey, good brother, it's really my generation, that pair of underwear is still there, don't you mind sharing it~"
The party Xiao Ai blinked with big eyes and was triumphant.
"Hey, hey, this girl knows what you mean by it, people are cute, gentle and fragrant! But what is the bad thing to be ashamed of? You tell Xiao Ai, and Xiao Ai will give you the underwear. β
Xiaoxue pulled the curious baby Xiaoai.
"You stupid, how can a girl give clothes to others casually! And you! Ding Ning! Wear women's clothes! You're a big pervert! Same as Uncle Watermelon! Perverted! Rogue! Big pervert! Stinky fart! What are you doing to show us such a disgusting picture? β
Xu Fan looked at the image seriously and lit a cigarette.
"I understand what the knife means, I really can't think of it, the knife, do you mean to explore Ding Ning's charm value?"
Leng Rudao nodded.
"That's right, you ignore this perverted behavior for the time being, and you take a good look at Ding Ning in women's clothing."
Everyone looked at Ding Ning, a woman wearing a bright yellow coat in the picture, Ding Ning in the picture stroked the hair on the side of her forehead, and the delicate face that was originally covered by the head of the chicken nest was completely exposed, her big eyes were full of mist, and her facial features were extremely exquisite, just like the fairy who came out of the painting.
Watermelon looked at the image in disbelief, and then looked at Ding Ning, his expression was extremely exaggerated.
Xiao Ai pulled Xiao Xue and said proudly: "Xiao Xue, look! People have long said that Ding Ning's women's clothes look super beautiful! β
Xiaoxue clenched her silver teeth.
"Just a little chick! The appearance is even higher than that of the old lady! Wrong! Fairy snow is the most beautiful!! β
Wasabi wagged his tail and sighed:
"Wow wow! Ding Ning's little cutie turned out to be very good-looking~"
Xu Fan pushed his glasses.
"Ding Ning's charm in this state has been shown, it's nineteen points."
Everyone looked at the stunned Ding Ning in shock.
"Impossible!"
Leng Rudao knocked on the table and announced loudly:
"As you can see, Ding Ning's strengths have been discovered by me, that is, pretend! Woman! Person! β
Ding Ning's eyes widened.
"Impossible! Lao Tzu is a straight man of steel..."
Ding Ning looked at himself in the image with a clever smile and bright as the wind, and suddenly felt that his rebuttal was unconvincing, to be honest, even he was taken aback by this image.
Leng Rudao took the cigarette handed by Xu Fan, hugged his arm and smiled coldly: "So, my plan is to give Ding Ning a new identity!" Next, this son will show you the high-end operation, and the waste wood will wait and see! β
Xiao Xue squinted her eyes and looked at the cold as a knife, she couldn't help biting her lip and revealing a somewhat treacherous smile, and whispered to herself: "Hmph, stinky fart man, do you think angry snow will make it easy for you?!" β
Xu Fan looked at his watch, walked to the quartz clock by himself, and fiddled with the hands on the three bells with his fingers.
"Okay, it's 3:33, let's rest, and I'll hand over the knife the next day."
Sansan Zhong exuded a wonderful power, the sound outside the window stopped abruptly, Ding Ning looked out the window, the whole world except for the tea cat house was fixed there, and a vague figure was floating under the moon with a long sword in hand.
Xu Fan walked up the stairs slowly, and Leng Rudao followed him closely.
Ding Ning scratched his head and also walked up the stairs, after all, he had to get up early tomorrow, he only had three hours to rest, and the past two days had already exhausted him, but Ding Ning didn't notice that behind him, Watermelon and Xiaoxue glanced at each other evilly, as if they had reached some kind of agreement...
When Ding Ning was dragged out of the soft bed by Xiao Phantom again, Ding Ning subconsciously glanced out the window, and sure enough, under the power of three or three minutes, time reset again, and there was a peaceful, bright sunshine, fresh air, and a few little sparrows chirping.
The hall on the first floor is still the same as the day before, except that the breakfast has been replaced by soy milk fritters, and the sweet Xiaoxue and the delicate little love sit at the table, forming a beautiful picture in the early morning sun.
Ding Ning rubbed his hands and just wanted to sit in his seat, but he grabbed his collar as cold as a knife.
"Don't just think about eating, come with me."
Ding Ning was pushed to a booth by Leng Rudao with a sad face, and Watermelon and Chu Xiyao were sitting there in danger, Leng Rudao hugged his arms and hummed:
"You two, dress up Ding Ning now!"
"No problem! Give me a big watermelon! Guaranteed to pinch a little beauty out! β
The watermelon was put on a red bare hand, grabbed Ding Ning like a chicken, and kneaded it with a big hand on Ding Ning's body, Ding Ning cried and looked at his chest bulging, and faintly felt that his Adam's apple was also flattened, Chu Xiyao took out a small magic wand from the makeup box and tapped Ding Ning's head, Ding Ning's originally unkempt chicken nest head immediately deflated and became soft, Ding Ning only felt that his scalp was a little itchy, and the hair hanging down from his ears slowly grew, and it hung down to the back of his waist after a while.
Allowing Chu Xiyao to smear and smear on Ding Ning's face, Ding Ning looked at Leng Rudao who was touching his chin with a sad face.
"Hey, even if you turn me into a girl, I'm still Ding Ning, are you sure my classmates won't laugh at me?"
Leng Rudao ignored Ding Ning, and took out a fairy tale book from his arms.
Watermelon explained beside Ding Ning: "This is the infinite god costume of the knife, a fairy tale book that can arrange fate." β
Leng Rudao gently touched the cover of the fairy tale book, and his cold face showed a trace of nostalgia.
"Let's use Cinderella's script."
He opened the fairy tale book and tore off a page of the fairy tale, which fell to the ground and turned into a pair of gorgeous and exquisite crystal slippers.
Ding Ning looked at the magical scene in front of him stupidly and wanted to ask clearly, but Leng Rudao didn't bother to answer, picked up the crystal slipper and threw it at Ding Ning's feet, and pointed coldly: "Wear!" β
Ding Ning sighed, put the crystal slipper on his feet and stood up, just the moment Ding Ning touched the ground, a magic array appeared, countless white ribbons shot out from the magic circle, wrapped around Ding Ning's limbs into white lace stockings and gloves, Ding Ning couldn't help but turn around, the blue light curtain sprinkled down like flowing water, poured on Ding Ning's body into a light blue European-style dress, a golden cherub with white wings flew to Ding Ning's head and kissed gently, It turned into a golden hair ring with snow-white wings, tying Ding Ning's long hair into a bunch.
Ding Ning blinked his big watery eyes and lifted the hem of his skirt lightly, standing in front of him as cold as a knife.
The corners of Leng Rudao's mouth rose, and he clapped his hands gently: "Not bad!" β
Watermelon looked at Ding Ning in front of him dumbfounded, and didn't notice that the saliva was flowing all over the ground, as for Chu Xiyao, she fell asleep on the sofa after helping Ding Ning put on makeup.
Leng Rudao pushed Ding Ning to the dining table, Xiao Ai's eyes that were eating breakfast were about to pop out, Xiao Xue sprayed a mouthful of soy milk on the cat's face with soy sauce, mustard rubbed his eyes vigorously, and Ding Ning in front of them completely became a different person: the chicken nest head that was originally unkempt and covered most of his face was now softly draped behind Ding Ning, and the golden hair ring with small white wings dyed Ding Ning with a hint of sacred color, Qi Qi's bangs slightly covered Ding Ning's curved eyebrows, and a pair of pitiful big eyes were misty, A little pink cherry lips under the delicate Qiong's nose, the cheeks of the puff puff are like seductive peaches, under the snow-white round chin is a slender and elegant neck like a swan, with a light blue ribbon tied on it, the plain and fresh blue and white LO skirt will show the bulging breasts and slender waist to the fullest, Ding Ning's originally thin and long little arms and calves show an endless sweet girlish style under the snow-white lace glove stockings, and a pair of crystal slippers on the feet faintly reveal Ding Ning's playful and lovely little feet, The noble and pure temperament is perfectly mixed with Ding Ning at this moment, attracting everyone's attention, and the girl in front of her is like a little princess who walked out of a fairy tale.
Ding Ning frowned lightly, and whispered pitifully: "Hey! Hey, hey! What the hell are you guys playing with Lao Tzu?! Let me take a look at it when I'm done! Where's the mirror?! β
Ding Ning suddenly lost his Adam's apple, and his voice became as beautiful as a ding dong spring, because he found everyone's strange and surprised gazes.
"How, how... What's wrong? Why are you looking at Lao Tzu like this? β
Xiaoxue frowned and crushed the cup.
"This guy... This guy... Damn it... Unforgivable! β
Xiao Ai's mouth was wide open, and her snow-white fingers trembled.
"Oh my God! This is Ding Ning?!! β
Soy sauce hugged his arms and said with a look of disgust: "It seems that he is really suitable to be a woman." β
Mustard's big eyes sparkled and jumped into Ding Ning's arms, meowing and sprinkling.
"Meow, Ding Ning's little cutie is so cute! Wasabi likes meow so much! β
Ding Ning held the mustard blankly, walked to Ding Ning's side as cold as a knife and snapped his fingers, and a large full-length mirror appeared in front of Ding Ning's eyes.
"Hmph, take a good look at yourself, you'll thank me."
Ding Ning looked at the delicate girl holding the cat in the mirror in a daze, Ding Ning was not tall, but after changing into women's clothes, she turned into a pink and tender little Lori, all the shortcomings on her body turned into a natural style, it should have been a silly look but turned into a delicate and innocent, cowering and becoming pitiful, Ding Ning grinned and pinched his cheeks, frowned, this originally very beep action turned out to be extremely cute, and even the little tiger teeth in the mouth seemed to sprout.
Xu Fan walked down the stairs with big dark circles under his eyes, and saw everyone in the hall stunned at a glance, squinting his eyes and pushing his glasses, Xu Fan looked at Ding Ning in women's clothes full of surprise.
"I didn't expect it to work very well, Ding Ning's charm has reached the extreme value of twenty points now, if I'm not mistaken, you used the fate fairy tale with the knife?"
The corners of Leng Rudao's mouth rose, and he hugged his arms and nodded.
"Well, Cinderella, he's Cinderella on this day."
Ding Ning woke up from his stunned and scratched his head suspiciously.
"A fairy tale of fate?"
Xu Fan took the coffee handed by the watermelon and nodded and explained: "Well, the infinite god of the knife is a fairy tale of fate, with one less one, it seems that the knife has put a lot of money on you, the fairy tale of fate can manipulate fate to a certain extent, have you seen it?" β
Ding Ning nodded.
"I've seen it! Cinderella, right? β
"The fate fairy tale is to extract the fate of the protagonist in the fairy tale and bless your body, and the important props that appear in the fairy tale are revealed, the moment you put on the crystal slipper, you will bless the Cinderella mold, and your low luck attribute will be canceled."
"Destiny Track?!"
Xu Fan sat in his seat and motioned for everyone to sit down, and everyone who was still standing hurriedly sat in their respective positions, because Chu Xiyao was lying on the sofa and falling asleep, Xiao Huan sat in Chu Xiyao's position with a smile, and was about to shed tears with emotion.
Xu Fan knocked on the table and continued to explain: "Well, the trajectory of fate, in the story of Cinderella, Cinderella has been bullied by her two sisters and stepmother, and finally got the help of the fairy to put on the crystal slipper and become a princess to participate in the prince's ball, and finally get happiness, you put on the Cinderella template, along this trajectory, as long as we strictly do a good job of each fate turning point, you will get the happy ending of Cinderella step by step, this is the power of the fairy tale of fate." β
Ding Ning's eyes widened, with a stupid look, but he didn't know what kind of lethality his cute expression was now, watermelon eyes stared at Ding Ning, pinching his face with a tangled face.
Leng Rudao took the cigarette handed by Xu Fan and said coldly:
"This template has four fate nodes, the first node is to be bullied, the second node is to get help from the fairy, the third node is to meet the prince in the limelight, the fourth node is the prince looking for Cinderella, and the final ending is that the prince and Cinderella live happily together, as long as the first node is opened, the power of fate will envelop him."
The good-looking eyebrows were raised, and Ding Ning suddenly had an ominous premonition.
"Stoop! What's the end? Living happily with the prince? ~οΌ Lao Tzu is still a man! Lao Tzu doesn't want a prince! Also, Lao Tzu's fundamental purpose is to pretend to beep! β
Leng Rudao glanced at Ding Ning coldly.
"Don't worry, the use of fate fairy tale is to offset your misfortune with luck, as for the beep, we are for the third node, the scene that everyone is looking forward to, as long as you open the first fate node, the gears of fate will rotate and bring you into the second node and the third node, and we can abort this template before the fourth node."
Xu Fan nodded.
"Don't be afraid, the fairy tale of fate is actually that we follow the fairy tale script to promote your destiny, and the other nodes can be controlled by ourselves, so let's do the first two acts well before you go to school, and when you walk out of the door of the tea cat's house, the third act will officially begin, you just need to use the school as a stage for Cinderella, and luck will always envelop you."
Cold as a knife, holding his arm and spitting out a smoke ring.
"Okay, it's like acting in a drama, let's play the first two acts, now I'll assign the role, and I'll play the stepmother, Xiaoxue Xiaoai is the two vicious sisters, and then the fairy godmother in the second act... How's the Waste Wood Lady? Well, we'll see later. β
Ding Ning frowned, his face aching.
"Wait! I don't quite understand, do you mean that if we play Cinderella's script, I can have Cinderella's luck? Isn't that what it means? β
Leng Rudao nodded.
"That's pretty much what it means, now take off the slipper, let's start from the beginning."
Ding Ning sighed, took off the crystal slipper, and the skirt on his body also dispersed with the crystal slipper, and Ding Ning put on his previous school uniform again.
Leng Ru Knife took a breath.
"So, Act I, action!"
then kicked Ding Ning's ass hard.
"You waste! Do your housework well! Who let you have breakfast! Clean up the table! Go wash the dishes! β