Volume 1 Zhonghai City's Super Beep Expert Chapter 11 Do you want to play so big?!

Or a no-man's corner outside the toilet.

Ding Ning couldn't see a trace of anger on his face, and he sat on the ground in a daze with a broken look, and the clothes on his body were sticky and dirty and messy.

His cute little friends covered their faces and didn't know what to say.

Ding Ning blinked, tears of humiliation sliding down his cheeks.

"Do you have anything to say?"

Soy sauce crossed his arms and nodded.

"Well, we deeply sympathize with what happened to you."

"Minato! It's not that you're being pressed to the ground by a dog and rubbing, of course you say it easily! You gangs of pitts! I won't play with you anymore! ”

Xiao Ai pinched her nose and hurriedly said:

"Don't get excited, Ding Ning, well, the idea of soy sauce! Blame the soy sauce! β€œ

"Why blame Ben Meow, those dogs were found by Wasabi! Blame mustard! ”

"Don't blame the mustard, the mustard is working very hard, it's obviously a prop for Miss Waste Firewood!"

Chu Xiyao's originally groggy appearance hurriedly waved her hand when she heard Mustard pointing the finger at her.

"It's none of my business, Miss Ben has been sleeping, well, it's all Xiaoxue, she always steals my cosmetics, and the labels are all torn by her!"

Everyone pointed their fingers at Xiaoxue, and Ding Ning glared at her even more gritted teeth.

Xiao Xue hugged her arms and snorted coldly, slamming her fist on the wall, and with a loud bang, the wall was smashed into a big hole.

"What, are any of you dissatisfied with Invincible Snow?"

Everyone looked at the murderous Xiaoxue with trepidation and shook their heads in unison.

"No, no, no... No! ”

At this moment, there was another burst of screams in the women's toilet.

"Yikes! Another big hole! Alas? Why do I say again? ”

"Perverted! Pervert outside! ”

Ding Ning's eyes widened and he turned his head, and sure enough, as he expected, Xiaoxue and Chu Xiyao ran away, and the soy sauce mustard immediately pretended to be an innocent kitten passing by and rolled on the ground.

The conscientious little love dragged Ding Ning into the men's toilet...

Sure enough, Ding Ning once again saw the two two beeps who urinated high in yesterday's game in the men's toilet...

"Dogs! Look at my water cannon! Hahahaha, you can't win me! ”

"You're too naΓ―ve, Ergou, Lao Tzu's Italian cannon hasn't been used yet!"

The two boys looked at Xiao Ai and Ding Ning who broke in dumbfounded, trembling all over, and hurriedly stuffed the little brother into his pants, regardless of whether he finished peeing or not, covered his face and went out of the door.

Ding Ning watched the two two beeps leave in a panic with a sympathetic expression, and the golden liquid dripped down the trouser legs, step by step...

Xiao Ai clenched her fists and threatened, "You two are not allowed to tell me about seeing me!" Otherwise, whether it's a water dragon cannon or an Italian cannon, you'll both have to die! ”

Seeing the two boys running as fast as the day before, Xiao Ai also seemed to realize something, turned her head to look at the men's toilet and muttered:

"It's over, I forgot that the time resets, the general events will be the same, except for the tea cat house, the time will not be reset, and the outside world will return to the original trajectory."

Ding Ning asked with a sad face: "I just said, why is it so familiar all day long, could this plot have already been arranged?" ”

"Don't talk about this yet, you wash it quickly, you're so dirty."

Xiao Ai said as she put the bag in her hand into Ding Ning's hand.

"The clothes I brought to you in the dormitory before, although they are all my clothes, you can wear them first."

Ding Ning looked at Xiao Ai with a touched face, and he suddenly found the gentleness and thoughtfulness under Xiao Ai's innocent face.

"Thank you, Xiao Ai, you are so nice!"

Xiao Ai blushed slightly and waved her hand, pretending to be vicious and waving her little fist fiercely.

"Alright! Wash it off, you stink to death! ”

Ding Ning responded, hurriedly took off the dirty T-shirt on his body, and suddenly found that Xiao Ai was beside him looking at his rib essence figure with relish, and glanced at Xiao Ai with a red face and grievances.

Xiao Ai also realized that Ding Ning was a boy, and then remembered that Ou Ruoqing should come to the men's toilet soon, and hurriedly covered her red little face with her hands and stammered: "You change your clothes first, I'll wait for you outside!" ”

Waiting for Xiao Ai to leave, Ding Ning took off the already dirty sportswear, put the perfume bottle in his pocket in front of the sink, turned on the faucet and worked hard to clean his hair, the cold tap water froze Ding Ning shivered, Ding Ning wiped his hair with the clean place inside the sportswear, and changed into the clothes brought by Xiao Ai, or the bright yellow coat, but there was an extra black underwear with a small skirt, Ding Ning held the underwear, and suddenly thought that this pants had been covered with Xiao Ai's white jade legs, As soon as he imagined this situation, Ding Ning showed a squinting expression, and he didn't care that this was a girl's clothes, so he naturally wore it on his body.

"Hey, hey, hey~ Xiao Ai is so cute, although she is confused, but she is so gentle~ hey, hey, hey~ fragrant~"

Ding Ning smelled the clothes on his body obscenely, and even raised his legs to smell the underwear he was already wearing, and accidentally fell to the ground, and at the same time turned over a small bottle of perfume.

The perfume bottle fell on Ding Ning's body and spilled out, and a wonderful smell rose...

Ou Ruoqing nodded politely to the classmates on the side, strode to the toilet in the playground, and saw a group of girls standing outside the door of the women's toilet from a distance.

Ou Ruoqing tilted her head in a trance, only feeling that the scene in front of her seemed to have been seen somewhere.

A girl saw Ou Ruoqing coming over and explained with a red face:

"Ah, mistress, that, that, there's a pervert in the women's bathroom, and the wall is cracked..."

Ou Ruoqing smiled and said, "That's really amazing, no one was hurt." ”

The girls gathered around and chattered.

"The lover is so gentle!"

"Brother Ou Ruoqing, people are so scared, is it okay to accompany others?"

"Yes, yes, yes, can you help us guard it, mistress?"

Ou Ruoqing smiled slightly and waved her hand: "I'm really sorry, I still have something, I'll go first." β€œ

Ou Ruoqing walked to the men's bathroom, and a fragment suddenly flashed in her mind, which was the big watery eyes of the girl who appeared in the dream. He settled in front of the door of the men's restroom and shook his head a little self-deprecatingly.

"How could there be such a person, didn't I curse myself a long time ago that I would not be tempted by any girl, and that prophecy... Play the saddest love in the most poignant tunes to the sighs of the gods, dance on the most gorgeous dance floor..."

A faint fragrance hit, Ou Ruoqing opened the door of the men's toilet, as if opening the door to the endless light of the heavenly realm, he couldn't help but widen his eyes to look at everything in front of him, the white clouds covered the ground, the high ceiling was full of murals telling the stories of the gods, countless little angels flew happily in this hall, the long European dining table was full of exquisite food and elegant candles, and in front of him, the girl who had appeared in the dream was wearing a bright yellow evening dress, long hair shawl, Blinking with large, watery eyes, he looks at himself tenderly, like the mythical moon god Artenis.

Ding Ning was stunned and looked at Ou Ruoqing, who suddenly broke in, and her nostrils grew.

"I'm in a big groove, I forgot about this goods, I'm done with the calf, Lao Tzu is wearing women's clothes now! Will he think I'm a pervert! I'll make up! It's over, it's over, it's over! ”

Ou Ruoqing looked at the goddess in front of her in a daze and showed a good-looking smile with big eyes, and several naughty little angels flew to Ou Ruoqing's side and pulled Ou Ruoqing's hair, but Ou Ruoqing suddenly didn't realize it, because at this moment, all the demeanor and elegance dissipated from Prince Qing's body, leaving only deep anxiety, Ou Ruoqing only felt that his hands had nowhere to place, his eyes could not be pulled out of the gentle eyes of the goddess, he could only murmur in a panic: "She is like the moon shadow in the water, dreamy empty flowers, take away your soul." , your life, your honor, your name, all that you have, all that is left to you is eternal pain and the greatest misfortune... If it's her... Soul, life, honor, name, nothing matters, even eternal pain and the greatest misfortune, I am willing to face it..."

Ding Ning looked at Ou Ruoqing who was stunned with a bewildered expression, and a few black-headed flies hovering around her body muttered to herself, and couldn't help but wave her hand in front of Ou Ruoqing's eyes.

"Hey, hey! Aurora O? Are you stupid? ”

But in Ou Ruoqing's hallucination, the goddess in front of her smiled softly and beckoned to him.

"Ou Ruoqing, come here~"

Ou Ruoqing stepped forward at a loss, lowered her head and played with her fingers like a schoolboy who had done something wrong, and whispered, "That... That one... Who are you and what is your name? ”

Ding Ning rolled his eyes as he looked at Ou Ruoqing's squirming appearance.

"Okay, don't pretend, you don't know me yet? Are you sick? Forget it, Lao Tzu accepted his fate, hehe, anyway, he was just forked by the dog, and it doesn't matter if he's perverted or something. ”

In Ou Ruoqing's eyes, the beautiful and peerless goddess smiled slightly and did not answer, he couldn't help but step forward, and asked again with a red face:

"What's your name?"

The corners of Ding Ning's mouth twitched.

"Ding Ning!"

Ou Ruoqing laughed, as bright as the sun.

"Jingle bells? What a nice name, well, I, my name is Ou Ruoqing. ”

"I know you're Ou Ruoqing, cut, what are you pretending to beep! Forget it, you are sick, Lao Tzu is too lazy to take care of you, Lao Tzu wants to shout! ”

Ding Ning glanced at Ou Ruoqing and walked to the urinal by himself.

And in Ou Ruoqing's eyes, the girl named Jingling walked to the dining table with an incomparably lovely smile, and the smile instantly robbed Ou Ruoqing's mind, and he looked at the girl's slender body with a fascination on his face, wanting to keep this beautiful figure in his mind.

Ding Ning bit his lip, his face was distorted, and he clearly felt that Ou Ruoqing on the side was admiring his majestic posture with affectionate eyes, his eyes were so hot, just like a watermelon staring at Chu Xiyao with drool. Ding Ning only felt hairy all over his body, and he couldn't pee out of this soaked urine in his bladder.

"Hey, aren't you a pervert? Did you come to the toilet just to watch Lao Tzu's heroic posture? Do you pee or not!? ”

Ding Ning frantically pointed to the urinal on the side and scolded Ou Ruoqing loudly.

In Ou Ruoqing's eyes, Jingling smiled and pointed to the exquisite and gorgeous seat on the side, motioning for him to sit beside her, the naughty little angels pulled the corners of Ou Ruoqing's clothes, Ou Ruoqing took a long breath, tidied up her collar, and sat down elegantly.

Ding Ning was stunned to watch Ou Ruoqing, who was surrounded by flies, sit down in the urinal, and look at herself with an extremely elegant smile.

"I'm in a big groove! You're such a pervert! Neuropathy! Big foolish beep! ”

Ding Ning hurriedly put away the little baby and looked at Ou Ruoqing in horror, but Ou Ruoqing saw the jingle goddess signaling her to taste the steaming bowl of soup in front of her...

Ou Ruoqing smiled slightly.

"How embarrassing is that, well, thank you, no spoon, please forgive me for being rude."

Ding Ning's eyes widened as he watched his mistress elegantly poke his head into the urinal, only to feel as if something had collapsed, and quickly lifted his pants and ran out of the men's toilet with a scream...

Returning to the classroom to change into Xiao Ai's clothes, Ding Ning rubbed the chicken nest head full of the appearance of Ou Ruoqing's personality having just collapsed.

"What's wrong with Ou Ruoqing? Could it be that I just accidentally spilled my mentally retarded perfume on the ground? ”

Just when Ding Ning was thinking wildly, he crashed into Huang Jingze's chest.

Huang Jingze saw Ding Ning with a bewildered face, grabbed his collar and said viciously: "Little chicken! You didn't pay attention to what your dad told you yesterday, did you?! What about money? ”

Ding Ning sighed with a bitter face: "I actually forgot this paragraph, I'll take it!" ”

Huang Jingze squinted his eyes and shook his non-mainstream hair.

"Little chick, I've put up with you for a long time, I can't find you all morning after looking for you, are you looking for a fight!"

"Brother! Calm your anger! I brought the money and put it in the classroom, that, I have to rush to the playground to participate in the competition now, and I will give it to you after school in the evening! ”

Ding Ning opened his eyes and said nonsense, thinking in his heart that he would mess up today anyway, and go back to the tea cat house at night to beg the boss to reset the time again, and the stupid beep in front of him is not responsible at all.

Huang Jingze laughed when he heard Ding Ning's words, patted Ding Ning's chicken nest head and let him pass, Ding Ning ran to the playground with a smoke, and saw Chu Xiyao in the crowd napping with Xiaoxue in his arms.

Ding Ning walked over angrily.

"You unrighteous people..."

"What?"

Xiao Xuexing's eyes were round, and Ding Ning fell to his knees.

"It's okay, the little one wants to kneel on the eldest sister's head..."

Soy sauce jumped up to Ding Ning and gave him a disdainful look.

"We discussed it just now, the reason why you pretended to fail in the morning and just now is your super low luck, Xu Fan said, your luck is only 1 point, no matter how careful we arrange, there will be all kinds of accidents in the end, and Miss Waste Firewood's luck is extreme, just enough to offset your bad luck."

"But I don't feel like my bad luck is being canceled out!"

The soy sauce man stood up and coughed, and somewhere he found a pair of glasses and put them on.

"You just didn't find out, as long as Miss Waste Wood is by your side, it will bless you with a very short aura of turning danger into a disaster, although you can't hand over too good luck, but the bad luck that should have fallen on your head will be transferred to others!"

Ding Ning frowned and thought about it, and suddenly a flash of inspiration came to his mind, thinking of Ou Ruoqing sitting in the urinal.

"I see! I said, why did I accidentally get into the bucket yesterday, but I didn't today, it turned out to be transferred to that guy! ”

Ding Ning stared at the groggy Chu Xiyao warmly, eager to hold Chu Xiyao in his arms.

Soy sauce nodded.

"So, you can spray the weak perfume now, with us watching, and the halo of Miss Waste Wood, there will definitely be no problem!"

Ding Ning nodded vigorously, took out a bottle of perfume without saying a word, and sprayed it on his body without even looking at the label.

Soy Sauce's face changed greatly when he looked at Ding Ningmali's movements.

"Wait! We're not ready yet! Your perfume will affect us! ”

But it was too late for the soy sauce to speak, and everyone asked about a faint aroma, and then Qi Qi's face changed, and a feeling of impending disaster was pressed on his heart like a dark cloud.

Xiaoxue and Xiaoai glanced at each other in a daze, and the cat hair on the mustard's body exploded.

"Meow! It's a perfume of bad luck! Meow! Death, death! ”

Sauce meows and yells, "You idiot! What did you do! Before he finished speaking, a lead ball flew over in the distance, hitting the eyebrows of the soy sauce, and the soy sauce fell next to the drain with a whimper, and the two cat's eyes turned into mosquito coils, lost all consciousness, and a big bag bulged.

Xiao Ai hurriedly squatted down:

"Soy sauce! Soy sauce, what's wrong with you! ”

The earth under the soy sauce pulsated, and a sewage rushed up to the sky and rolled the soy sauce into the sky, accompanied by the heart-rending cry of the soy sauce, an uncle wearing a hard hat hurriedly ran over, and said as he ran: "A few classmates are okay, the water pipe just now exploded somehow, you guys get out of the way, let me deal with it... Alas? What smells so good? ”

As soon as the uncle finished speaking, his feet stepped on the manhole cover, and the manhole cover somehow broke a hole directly, and the helmet uncle fell directly into it, Xiao Ai Xiaoxue and Wasabi hugged Chu Xiyao, who was napping, trembled, and his ears were full of the screams of the helmet uncle.

"Ahh Which manhole cover is still covered with plastic sheeting! Ahh ”

Xiao Xue's face turned pale, and she hurriedly shouted: "Xiao Ai! Fast! Take a look at Chu Xiyao's prayer card! How much her luck dropped! Now only she can save us! ”

Xiao Ai hurriedly reached into Chu Xiyao's chest and pulled out the prayer card sandwiched in the career line, widened his eyes and shouted:

"Oh my God! Chu Xiyao's luck is now sixteen o'clock! Four points have been dropped! ”

Xiaoxue was so frightened that her face turned white.

"Lower four points! Wrong! Chu Xiyao is wearing a mask, it should be weakened, and it stands to reason that it should be lowered by eight points! Doesn't that mean that there are only four points left in Poor Snow's luck and three points in Xiao Ai's luck! It's over!! Don't let go of Chu Xiyao, otherwise we will be the next unlucky! ”

The mustard was squeezed into his chest by the two and was about to cry, and he looked at Ding Ning in fear.

"Uh-huh, this time it's not a matter of luck, it's purely intelligence that creates a tragedy!"

Ding Ning scratched his head and leaned over with a frustrated face.

"Don't blame me, the soy sauce said that it was sprayed casually..."

Xiaoxue lifted the corner of her skirt and kicked Ding Ning's chest.

"Don't come here! You idiot! Do you want us to be unlucky enough to die?! ”

Ding Ning fell to the ground with a sigh, a small bottle of perfume fell from his arms and spilled out completely, and suddenly a gust of wind blew, and the smell of perfume immediately spread.

Xiao Xue stared at the overturned perfume bottle with wide eyes, and put the sentence "Fuck" in her mouth, and then her expression became dazed, and she unconsciously inserted her little finger into her nostrils.

"That's a mentally handicapped perfume... I... Hey, hey, hey, where am I, stupid beep snow wants to eat grandma~"

Xiao Ai and Wasabi also looked at everything in front of them in horror, and their expressions began to become dazed, and Qi Qi stretched out his little finger and inserted it into his nostrils.

"Hmm, this hair dumpling is delicious, woo~heyhe~"

"Meow ~ Don't bite ~ It hurts ~ Hee hee hee meow ~"

Ding Ning drooled, and couldn't help but stick his little finger into his nostrils.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey~ I'm a big fool beep~ Where am I~~~"

More and more people smelled the perfume and became demented, and the whole playground was in chaos.

In Ou Ruoqing's hallucination, he sat on the luxurious chair, sucking the thick soup in front of him in small sips, covering up the anxiety in his heart, the goddess named Jingling disappeared at some point, and more and more boys walked into this temple of gods, just when Ou Ruoqing frowned and looked at his watch and wanted to stand up to find the ethereal goddess, his eyes were in a trance, and the next moment, he finally found himself standing in the men's toilet.

Ou Ruoqing looked at everything around her stupidly, the two boys hugged and kissed there wildly, one mouth read Lu Li, and the other mouth read Leng Qingxue...

Another boy scooped up the urinal with a lot of money, and shouted drunkenly as he drank:

"Good wine! Wine! Worthy of 83 Lafite! ”

Another boy stood at the window with his waist crossed to pee, and another boy held it for him, and shouted while peeing at the flies flying around:

"Fire! Fire! Fire! ”

"Lao Tzu's Italian cannon blew up your gang of turtles!"

Ou Ruoqing looked down at the luxurious chair she was sitting on just now, where was the seat, it was clearly a urinal! Ou Ruoqing cried and broke out of the crazy men's toilet with a retching face, wanting to leave the place of right and wrong quickly.

"Crazy! Lose your marbles! It's all crazy! Someone! Come on! ”

Ou Ruoqing screamed and rushed to the playground, and was immediately stunned when she saw the crazier world.

The eyes were full of students who picked their noses and made demented faces, and Li Dali, the director of discipline, climbed up like a caterpillar holding the flagpole, and let out a hehehehe giggle while crawling; The bald old Yao was disrespectfully lying on the ground drooling and looking at the bottom of the girls' skirts; The two brothers, Li Yu and Li Zhou, squatted aside and observed a puddle of dog shit, and dipped their fingers in their mouths from time to time; Xiaoxue Xiaoai swiped the mustard's cat hair with a demented face, and patted her palms from time to time; Everyone seemed to have become fools, some ran naked, some danced, some gnawed shot put, and the entire Huangxiang High School became a huge mental hospital.

Not far away, a bus-sized flying saucer stopped there, Ding Ning smirked and pressed down a squeaky alien, grabbed a large handful of dog shit in his hand and forcibly stuffed it into the alien's forehead.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, please eat delicious~~~"

Ou Ruoqing trembled and took out her mobile phone and dialed 110.

"Hello? Police? Come on! It's all crazy... Help me~!! ”