"Is it the eighth Hokage? Your courier! Please sign for it! ”

“Yes！”

Ding Ning happily threw himself on the bed with the package, opened the box after three times and divided five by two, grabbed the mobile phone inside and kissed it several times.

"Wha! It's finally here! Cousin, you're so powerful! ”

Ding Ning picked up a greeting card in the box and put it together with his mobile phone, on which was drawn a cartoon uncle with long white hair, which was Ding Ning's cousin Yu Xin's favorite cartoon uncle, Jiraiya in Naruto.

The card was scribbled in dog-like handwriting: "Brother Ding Ning, seeing words is like meeting, my cousin eats well and has fun in the United States, the beauties around him are like clouds, and my heart is as lonely as snow, I hope my cousin will learn ninjutsu well, and the next generation of Hokage is none other than you!" Send the banana phone and send a few beautiful photos of the beauties around you to your cousin! It's best to say a few nice words for your cousin in front of them, and please reply when you receive it, love you. ”

Ding Ning looked at the card and remembered his cousin Yu Xin's lewd smile and scissorhands.

This cousin is the culprit who brought Ding Ning into the house, but unlike Ding Ning, Yu Xin's IQ is much higher than that of ordinary people, and he was invited to the United States to study computer science by the Sylvik Experimental Class in the World Genius Concentration Camp in the United States last year. Like most science and engineering male apes, Yu Xin, who seems to be serious on the outside, has a sullen heart, so when Ding Ning hit Yu Xin with his idea, he first sent Yu Xin a photo of Xiaoxue secretly when he was in the tea cat house.

"Cousin, can you help me see, is this girl I met at work good-looking?"

"Oh! Very! Cousin, you can, wow! With a small round face and big eyes, skin like ice and snow, kneel and beg for introduction! ”

Ding Ning sent a photo of Xiao Ai wearing a maid outfit to Yu Xin.

"What about this?"

"I'll go! It's cute! This is simply a long-haired version of Rem sauce! Goddess!! Cousin! Ask for an introduction!! ”

Ding Ning smiled, and sent Lu Lili, who was secretly photographed in school, to Yu Xin.

"What about this~~"

"Ahhh So pure! A girl like a lily! There are still such punctual girls in this world! ”

Ding Ning excitedly sent the photo of Xiao Phantom over.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey~ What about this?"

"Huh? Why are you posting a blank photo? What about the girl? ”

“......”

"Hurry up, send it again! Relapse! ”

Ding Ning smiled evilly.

"Ah, cousin, my phone memory is not enough, and the pixels are so low, I can't take pictures, what should I do, I heard that the latest Banana8SB banana is on the market..."

"Well... This..."

"Ahh

"Well... Or... Well..."

Ding Ning smiled and decisively sent the photo of Chu Xiyao sleeping soundly with the sofa cushion in her arms.

"Ahhhh!!h Big Beauty!! Alas I'll go!! This one! That's it! ”

"Banana's latest Banana 8SB is on the market..."

“...... Hmmm......."

Ding Ning's eyes widened.

(Groove!) None of this is a bait! It seems that Lao Tzu can only sacrifice himself for the sake of his mobile phone!! ）

After hesitating, Ding Ning decisively sent Yu Xin a selfie of himself wearing underwear when he was wearing women's clothes.

After a long time, Yu Xin replied with a message.

"My cousin has already placed an order for you on Amazon, send me the address."

“yes！”

"Dear little cousin, you must remember to give your cousin a few kind words! And also! Cousin wants more photos! Remember!!! ”

Waking up from the memories, Ding Ning hugged the mobile phone and kissed it several times, this mobile phone that betrayed Xiaoxue Xiaoai's love and left Chu Xiyao, including the mobile phone that sacrificed his man's self-esteem in exchange was destined to be Ding Ning's most precious little baby.

Ding Ning couldn't help but fantasize about what kind of magical effect this latest smartphone would have if it was made into an infinite god costume.

"Hey, hey, will it be like Uncle Watermelon thinks, watching wonderful little movies with an infinite god smartphone can be immersive~Ah~ I'm looking forward to it~ Wowhahaha~"

Ding Ning was lying on the bed with his mobile phone in his arms, and he smirked, and fell asleep after a while.

Early the next morning, Ding Ning opened his eyes, didn't even have time to eat breakfast, grabbed the air conditioning remote control on the bedside table and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, and ran to the tea cat house in a hurry, just colliding with the cold knife of the morning run.

"What? Going to die? Are you being picked up by a dog? ”

Ding Ning squinted his eyes and glared at Leng Rudao, and muttered to himself in his heart: "Dead face stinky fart man, Lao Tzu curses you to step on a banana peel when you go for a morning run." ”

Leng Rudao frowned, stuffed the earphones into his ears, ignored Ding Ning at all, and ran away on his own.

Ding Ning grimaced at the figure that was as far away as a knife, and when he turned around, he stepped on a banana peel and fell on his back and fell a little bit.

The watermelon, which was squatting on the side of the road and eating bananas, said hello to Ding Ning.

"Yo~ You're so energetic in the morning?"

Ding Ning crawled to the feet of the watermelon and shouted with a smirk: "Uncle Watermelon! Teach me! How to make an infinite god costume! ”

Watermelon replied vaguely as he ate a banana.

"Oh~ I got the phone, right, hehe, I borrowed the uncle for a while, and it just so happened that the uncle downloaded a resource yesterday ~ hey, hey, hey~"

Ding Ning raised his eyebrows and glanced at the obscene watermelon, and let out an evil smile together.

"Sure~ Good resources to be shared by everyone!"

Watermelon patted her fat ass and stood up.

"It's simple, just hold the Infinity Costume you want to make and hold it up to the sky and shout out the wish you made when you first used the Wish Card."

Ding Ning didn't say a word, he directly took out the remote control of the air conditioner from his pocket, twisted his stupid face and roared loudly:

"I'm going to beep !!"

"Wait! What's that in your hand?! ”

A thunderbolt fell from the clear sky, and the remote control of the air conditioner in Ding Ning's hand emitted a bright green light, and a faint great will descended, and the endless vitality between heaven and earth was concentrated on Ding Ning's right hand.

Ding Ning clenched the remote control of the air conditioner with excitement on his face and put it in front of him to take a closer look.

"Ahh What's this?!! What about Lao Tzu's banana 8SB!? ”

Watermelon was stunned and looked at the remote control of the air conditioner lying in Ding Ning's hand.

"You can do this kind of beep, 6 points of intelligence... Sure enough, it lives up to its name..."

Inside the Tea Cat House.

Ding Ning squatted under the three or three bells with his knees crossed, drawing circles over and over again.

Xu Fan looked at the remote control of the air conditioner lying on the bar and spit out a smoke ring.

"Is that the basic case? You guys... Can you save me some snacks..."

Soy sauce squatted beside Ding Ning and looked at him with disdain.

"Ben Meow has said a long time ago, there must be a situation, you see, it's true."

The mustard rubbed against Ding Ning's trouser legs, and comforted softly: "Don't worry, Ding Ning is cute, just be serious next time." ”

Leng Rudao, who had just come back from a morning run, listened to the watermelon narration while wiping his sweat with a towel.

"He? Hmph, yes, I thought he would make an infinite god costume out of toilet paper. ”

Watermelon patted Ding Ning's shoulder and said, "Okay, Ding Ning, don't worry about it, maybe this air conditioner remote control will also have a big effect, after all, there is no garbage infinite god costume." ”

When he returned from a morning run as cold as a knife, he forgot to close the door, and a gust of cold wind blew in, which made Chu Xiyao, who was sleeping soundly at the bar, shiver.

Chu Xiyao rubbed her sleepy eyes and muttered, "Who... Turn off the air conditioner... It's so cold...", and then casually picked up the remote control of the air conditioner on the bar.

Drip.

The air conditioner in the Tea Cat's House is turned on, blowing out gusts of hot air...

Ding Ning was planted in the arms of a watermelon and almost fainted from crying.

Xu Fan pushed his glasses.

"Well, this air conditioner remote control... Faithfully fulfilled his job... At least... It was able to control all the air conditioning..."

Xiao Phantom grabbed the air conditioner remote control and ran to Ding Ning's side and squatted down.

"Ding Ning, try it yourself, maybe this remote control has a hidden function!"

Ding Ning wiped his tears and raised his head, looked at Xiao Huan's bright eyes, and took his first Infinite God Costume from the snow-white little hand.

This air conditioner remote control is Ding Ning's landlord configuration, according to the landlord, his air conditioner is a super science fiction air conditioner imported from South Korea, the biggest feature is that the remote control is like a mobile phone, in addition to cooling and heating, it can also use the air conditioner as a stereo... I still remember that when Ding Ning just moved, the landlord was full of spit and the stars blew the air conditioner into the sky, and Ding Ning clapped his hands stupidly.

And at this moment, Ding Ning hates his unreliable landlord very much, you have an air conditioner remote control that looks so much like a mobile phone, you are going to die?!

After taking a serious look at the air conditioner remote control, Ding Ning suddenly found that there were a lot of strange symbols on the small electronic display screen, and there were a few more buttons, and he subconsciously pressed one of the buttons on the cold knife that was snorting coldly while walking to the bathroom.

Drip!

There is an extra 2D image as cold as a knife on the small electronic display, which is exactly the appearance of a towel hanging around his neck, wiping his hair, wearing sportswear and headphones and snorting coldly.

When Ding Ning saw this unusual scene, his mind immediately turned away.

"Hehe, sure enough, there are still changes, this image, can you spy on this stinky man, Lao Tzu wants to kill you! Aren't you going to take off your clothes and take a shower, Lao Tzu will show you how naked you are! ”

Ding Ning glanced at the bathroom slipperily, thinking in his heart that Leng Rudao should have taken off his clothes and started to take a shower at this time, and hurriedly pressed another button.

There was no change in the display, except for a sudden sound as cold as a knife in the bathroom.

"Hmph."

Ding Ning frowned and pressed the button frantically, and sure enough, the cold in the bathroom kept making noises.

"Hmph."

"Hmph."

"Hmph."

"Hmph."

Leng Rudao hummed as he repeated the action of wiping his hair and rushed out of the door.

"Hmph. Who's doing what?! ”

"Hmph. What happened?! ”

Ding Ning hurriedly hid the remote control behind him.

Xu Fan looked at Leng Rudao with some confusion.

"Knife, aren't you in the shower? What are you humming? ”

Leng Rudao looked left and right.

"That's not what I wanted to hum, it's strange, I just took off my clothes and started to shower, and the clothes automatically put on me, and as soon as I took them off, I put them back on, and I don't know what's going on."

Xu Fan glanced at Ding Ning thoughtfully.

"Ding Ning, were you using your Infinite God Costume just now?"

Ding Ning nodded a little embarrassedly, and Xu Fan smiled and spat out the smoke ring.

"You try again, I think I know what your remote control does, Knife, you drop your coat on the ground first."

Leng Rudao followed Xu Fan's meaning and threw his coat directly on the ground.

Ding Ning pressed the button,

Something magical happened, the coat appeared on Leng Rudao's body again, and Leng Rudao also wiped his hair and made a sound.

"Hmph."

Xu Fan's eyes lit up, and he said to Ding Ning: "Ding Ning, do what you just did to the knife to me." ”

Ding Ning hurriedly recorded Xu Fan's influence on the remote control, and after seeing Ding Ning record the image of Xu Fan spitting smoke rings, Xu Fan picked up a fork and forked it on the back of his hand, and blood immediately flowed out.

Stopping Ding Ning's exclamation, Xu Fan extinguished the half-smoked cigarette.

"Here, press it."

Drip.

Xu Fan in front of him returned to a state of no injury again, and the half of the cigarette that was extinguished also returned to the corner of Xu Fan's mouth.

Xu Fan clapped his palms and smiled: "Sure enough! There is no garbage in the infinite god outfit, Ding Ning, your remote control is very good! This remote control should be able to record a person's state, and then press it with one button to immediately return to the recorded state! ”

Ding Ning looked at the remote control in his hand dumbfoundedly.

"What's the use of that?"

"As you just saw, if we get injured on a mission, we can get back to the point where we're not injured with just a press of the remote control, and that's pretty good alone! Also, it takes a long time for the watermelon to become the strongest every time you use the Superman watch, and if you can record him, you can transform directly with just a press of the key! ”

When the watermelon heard Xu Fan's words, he gasped excitedly.

"Is that so?! That's great! Little Ding Ning! We can record it while Xiaoxue is wearing swimsuits, and watch it whenever we want..."

Watermelon pouted and fell to the ground, a big steaming bag on his head.

Xu Fan clapped his palms.

"Let's see what the limits are?"

Ding Ning hurriedly studied it seriously.

"Boss, it seems that this remote control can only record three at most at the same time, and it will consume a hundred beeps every time it is used, and this one doesn't seem to be able to reverse life and death..."

"If you can reverse life and death, it will violate the Thirteen Laws, but now the effect is strong enough, very good! By the way, Knife, what do you think? ”

Leng Rudao hugged his arms and smiled coldly.

"Hmph, it seems to me that this thing solves at least one of the problems at hand."

"Oh? What's the problem? ”

"We don't need to spend any more time turning this second beep into a girl, just record it directly, and you can become a girl with a press of the button, so that you can go to work well."

No matter how unhappy Ding Ning was, Leng Rudao's proposal was unanimously agreed by everyone, according to Chu Xiyao's statement, every time she woke her up to put on Ding Ning's makeup, it was very painful for her, so she didn't want to do this kind of troublesome thing again, and while Chu Xiyao was still awake, Ding Ning had to turn into a jingle bell under the hands of watermelon and Chu Xiyao, and recorded the state of jingle bells.

So when he went to work in the afternoon, Ding Ning staged a big change in front of Xiaoxue and Xiaoai with a sad face.

Xiao Xue's eyes widened and she watched Ding Ning turn into a jingle in a maid's costume in an instant, and muttered with her mouth covered: "Ding Ning... It seems that you have gone further and further down the path of perversion and will never look back..."

Xiao Ai blinked her big eyes and bit her fingers.

"That's nice... Then you don't have to do laundry..."

Just as Xiaoxue Xiaoai was curiously studying Ding Ning's remote control, a girl's noisy voice came from outside the gate of the tea cat house.

"Cold as a knife! You let go of me! This seat is still presiding over the justice of the world! I don't want to go to work! I don't want it! I don't want it! ”

Leng pushed open the door like a knife, and walked into the tea cat house with the collar of Ah Li, who was still dressed in a night dress and a mask, like a kitten.

"Boss! I've got this skipper back! Come and play her! ”

Xu Fan, who was coding words, raised his head and glanced at Ah Li, Ah Li was full of excitement, and hurriedly jumped down and pounced on Xu Fan's feet to cover his forehead, and the ponytail dangled like a dog flattering.

"Boss~Boss~ Your cutest little departure is coming to report~"

"Go get out and change your clothes."

"Gotcha~"

Ah Li got up and rushed into the locker room like the wind, and after a while, he changed into a maid outfit and walked out lightly.

The white half-face mask was taken off, revealing a fresh and sweet little round face, bright big eyes with autumn water, curved eyebrows like willow leaves, a tall little nose with a slightly sipped cherry mouth, gentle as water and a little playful, the ponytail was put down and turned into a black and green silk sprinkled on the waist, the whole person was like a beautiful lily, gentle and lovely.

smiled slightly, stunning and captivating.

"Ahh

Ding Ning's eyes widened, and he thought of Ah Li, who was arrogant and pretending to be a god of death with his waist inserted, and Ah Li who laughed when he slashed countless spaceships with a sword, and then thought of Ah Li who had no discipline to please Xu Fan, and finally thought of Ah Li who showed the demon's hand to subdue the aliens while gnawing on the turkey legs...

That shameless Grim Reaper pretended to be a beep! That lady without the image of the second beep! How can it be! How can it be! It will be the dream lover of countless boys, known as the most gentle perfect girl...

Ding Ning hugged his head and stammered.

"Lu Lu Lu... Lu Li?!?!! ”