For Ding Ning, the thing that made him more sad and angry on this day than unintentionally making the wrong infinite god costume was that the perfect girl Lu Lili in his mind collapsed.

Lu Lili in school can be said to have brought his innocence and gentleness to the extreme, his bright smile is as beautiful as an angel, whether it is study, sports, or art, Lu Lili is always the first in the grade, even Prince Charming Ou Ruoqing can only occasionally be tied with Lu Lili. And this kind of Lu Lili does not have the slightest arrogance, elegant and decent manners, bringing warmth to everyone, some people say that Lu Lili is the eldest lady of the wealthy Lu family in Zhonghai City, some people say that Lu Lili is an angel, and some people say that Lu Lili is a fairy descending to earth...

Ding Ning really wants to loudly announce to the world that you are all big sand! The real Lu Lili is actually a second-class pretending to be a beep! A greedy and stupid brain-dead girl! Lu Li, who wears the mask, is clearly another person! And! That idiot's look is who she is!

But Ding Ning didn't dare to say these words at all, because no matter how much he didn't want to admit it, Lu Lili, who took off his mask at this moment, was still his goddess.

Lu Lili, who was wearing a maid costume and showing a bright smile, was no different from the appearance at school, and the dazzling light made Ding Ning ashamed that he didn't dare to go up and talk. So when Lu Lili came to Ding Ning's side during the work break, Ding Ning blushed and lowered his head, his shy appearance combined with his loli appearance at the moment turned all the guests, and the guests showed their pig faces and secretly looked at the two equally bright and incomprehensible girls.

Lu Lili blinked his big eyes and asked in a voice as clear as a clear spring: "Ah~ Ding Ning, I heard Xiaoxue say, your infinite god costume is so magical, can you lend me a look?" ”

Ding Ning blushed, although he repeatedly reminded himself that it was the brain-disabled girl Erbi Li in front of him, he still couldn't talk to the goddess in his heart naturally, and could only make a sound of ahhhh

Lu Lili frowned lightly, tied his long hair into a ponytail, took out a white half-face mask from his arms and compared it to his face, and in an instant, he seemed to have become another person.

"Hey, Ding Ning, your infinite god costume is quite powerful, wahaha, this seat is really the right choice to accept you as a little brother! With your remote control, this seat can freely transform into a messenger of justice, oh hahahahaha~"

Watching Lu Lili transform into a state of two beeps, although Ding Ning was very entangled, he no longer blushed and was able to talk to Lu Lili normally.

"Don't make a fuss, my remote control can only record three states, I have already recorded the two states of Ding Ling and Ding Ning, and the boss said that the third state is best to record Uncle Watermelon's fighting posture, or to spare it, it is impossible to leave it for you to pretend to beep..."

"What?!"

The ponytail at the back of Lu Li's head stood up.

"Hey, hey! Little Ding Ning, have you forgotten which wise and martial beautiful girl hero protected you under the alien cannon? Do you still need to be reminded of such a thing as repaying favor? ”

"This..."

"And yes! You got 10 million alone, haven't you thought about paying protection money? ”

Lu Lili's horsetail spun like a propeller.

Ding Ning grew his nostrils and looked at Lu Lili's magical ponytail, not knowing how to complain.

"That's... That one... Well..."

Lu Lili cheered, and the ponytail shook happily like a dog.

"It's decided! Hey, hey, hey, I'm worried that it took too much time to transform, but it's okay now, wahahahaha~"

"That's... Can you explain your... Why is it so different..."

"Ah, you recognize me as a big brother, and I'll teach you to tie a ponytail! In the future, I will cover you in the tea cat home! This seat is the most bullish beep in the tea cat home! Hmph, don't worry, after all, life is boring, and I want to make the light strange and detached... Hurt! ”

Leng Rudao grabbed Ah Li's ponytail and pulled her to her side, pointing to the kitchen and snorting.

"I've been skipping work for so long, I'm still lazy now, it's been a long time since the meal was ready, what are you doing?!"

Lu Lili pouted reluctantly, untied his hair, put down his mask, and the radiant bright girl came again.

"Ahh

Ding Ning looked at Ah Li's personality transformation in front of him with his mouth wide open, and he looked like a sand wall there.

The busy day was coming to an end again, and seeing off the last guest, he kicked over the chair that Chu Xiyao was leaning on with a cold kick, and let the sleeping Miss Chu fall to the ground.

The two cats were licking the milk excitedly in front of the cat basin, the watermelon brought the last braised fat sausage to the table, Xiaoxue Xiaoai smiled and whispered, and Ding Ning looked helplessly at the poor little illusion who was squatting next to Sansanzhong.

Xu Fan, who was sitting at the dining table, clapped his palms and said loudly: "Okay, okay, everyone come to dinner, I want to announce something!" ”

Ah Li, who had changed into a maid's outfit, shouted excitedly while stuffing a bun into his mouth: "It doesn't seem like a salary?!" ”

Cold as a knife, Ah Li glanced at him.

"Does the salary have anything to do with you?"

Xu Fan smiled and said: "What I want to say is tomorrow's mission, this time the task difficulty is C-level, the total reward points are 10,000, and the location coordinates are an unknown Xianxia plane." ”

Cold as a knife, put your fingers crossed in front of your mouth.

"What is the highest level of power in this world? Will there be another existence of Zeus's level? ”

"Intelligence shows that this world communicates with the immortal world, and there may be immortals, but the immortal barrier is strong, and it is impossible to go down to the mortal world, and our range of activities is in the mortal world, we will not encounter it, and the strongest should be some hidden demon cultivators in the mortal world."

Ding Ning's eyes widened, his face full of excitement.

"So, there are sword fairies and monsters? It's so handsome! Isn't it like Zhu Xian? ”

"In terms of strength level, it should be about the same, not too dangerous, the upper limit of the life span of a human monk is only five hundred years, and the task is also very simple, which is to help a young man named Qi Lingyun get the first place in the Immortal Competition."

Watermelon asked vaguely while eating the buns: "What is Immortal Dabi, and let's talk about Qi Lingyun's information." ”

Xu Fan summoned the Book of Judgment and explained seriously: "Our main scope of activity is the Tianxuan Continent in the mortal world, this world has the legend of immortals, all the monks and monsters dream of becoming immortals to achieve eternal life, but there are very few who ascend to immortals. There are only three ways to ascend to immortals in this world, one is to rely on one's own cultivation to cause a catastrophe and ascend to become an immortal, the second is to step on the anti-immortal platform in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons, and the last one is to enter the sword world to get the secret treasure and turn into an immortal list and write your name on it, the strongest sect in the mortal world, the Sword Sect held a great competition on immortals and faced the entire monk world, with the purpose of screening out suitable young talents to go to the sword world to get the immortal list..."

Ah Li, who was eating steamed buns, blinked his big eyes and tilted his head.

"Sword Realm?! This name is very arrogant, and it fits the appetite of this seat, hehe, but how does the name of the Immortal Storm List sound familiar..."

Xu Fan pushed his glasses and continued: "As for this Qi Lingyun, he is an earthling whose soul has penetrated to the Tianxuan Continent, which is in line with all the current Xiaobai settings, waste firewood flow, divorce flow, my life is up to me, wait, etc., we went to help him this time to bring him adventures." ”

Ding Ning interjected excitedly: "In other words, we are this Qi Lingyun's gold-fingered grandfather?!" ”

Watermelon smiled: "That's right, this is the job of our pretending experts, or what do you think, boss, what to prepare for this Qi Lingyun this time?" Make a system for him with a beep number? ”

Ding Ning let out an exclamation.

"Can beeps still make a system?!"

Watermelon nodded.

"Yes! This is all a rancid idea that the knife came up with, to make a cause and effect collection system, to tempt the protagonists of the world to use, when they accumulate to the number of beeps, let them turn it in, we exchange it for him for cheap defective products, and then we take the big head, this loss trick is super profitable, and the two beeps who were pitted have to thank us..."

Ding Ning glanced at Leng Rudao with disdain, and Leng Rudao snorted proudly.

it! What a smug fart! Aren't you afraid of being punished for doing such an unhealthy thing? Sure enough, my stomach is bad!

Xu Fan frowned and turned the page of the Book of Trials.

"This is a message from our chief boss Infinite God, I'll give it to you."

An incomparably large and solemn voice sounded out of thin air.

"Can you bastards have a snack?! In the future, why don't you get so many systems out for me! Work hard for labor and management, don't think about being lazy all day long! That's it. ”

Everyone looked at the book of trial with an embarrassed face, and Ding Ning couldn't help but complain wildly.

"I'll make up! There really are infinite gods! Do you want to want it, it's so foul-mouthed, and in the end it sold a cute! Do you want to beep your face a little! ”

A thin bolt of lightning fell out of thin air in the middle of Ding Ning's thigh, only 0.01 cm away from Ding Ning's little baby, Ding Ning's face was pale with fright, and the loud voice sounded again.

"This time it's a warning, pay attention to meow in the future!"

Watermelon leaned over to Ding Ning and whispered: "Next time you want to scold, scold in your heart, Infinite God is careful, and he is most annoying for others to say bad things about him..."

A thick lightning bolt fell on the big bald head of the watermelon, and the watermelon pouted and fell beside Ding Ning with a scream...

Xu Fan sighed.

"Can you let me save some snacks, and let's talk about it later, some time ago, you messed around with the system in that doomsday plane, causing the world to be in a miasma, and the general boss was so noisy that I couldn't do it recently. Okay, this time, let's honestly be Qi Lingyun's grandfather, teach him some cheating martial arts, and throw some magic weapons. ”

Leng Rudao snorted.

"That's it, but I suggest that we split our troops into two ways, because that shemale over there is very wasteful and will most likely hold us back."

Ding Ning heard Leng Rudao's words, temporarily woke up from the threat of the Infinite God, and glared at Leng Rudao fiercely.

Xu Fan lit a cigarette.

"Originally, I also planned to do the same, Ding Ning traveled to other worlds for the first time, he has a lot to learn, and we have to complete the task, so we don't have time to take care of it, so... Watermelon! Dead? ”

The pouting watermelon crawled up.

"In!"

"In the next world, you take Ding Ning and Chu Xiyao in a threesome, and you are responsible for teaching Ding Ning... And Chu Xiyao... It's time for this lazy guy to graduate from the Caibi level. ”

Chu Xiyao, who was sleeping in a daze, was woken up by a paw of soy sauce.

"Huh?"

Xu Fan glanced at the soy sauce.

"Soy sauce, are you and Wasabi coming with us this time?"

"Don't go, sleep at home."

"Okay, then I'll leave the three of us to complete the main task."

Ding Ning raised his hand and asked, "What about Xiaoxue Xiaoai?" ”

Watermelon explained: "Stupid, Xiaoxue Xiaoai is not an expert in pretending to beep, and she can't travel through the world without an infinite god costume, as for soy sauce mustard... The two of them are special enough to choose whether to follow us or not, while the seven of us are the installation specialists who have to complete the task. ”

Ding Ning looked helplessly at Xiao Phantom, who was squatting next to Sansan Zhong and was ignored by everyone again.

In the afternoon of the next day, Ding Ning and Xiaoxue Xiaoai, who had finished the course, rushed to the tea cat house together, and Xu Fan and the others had been waiting for a miracle for a long time.

Xu Fan lit a cigarette and spit out a smoke ring.

"The old rule, follow me when you enter the door of the other world, especially you! Ah Li! Don't run around and jump into the unknown, it's troublesome to get you out! ”

Ah Li, who was still in a state of Lu Li, smiled sweetly and was extremely well-behaved.

"Ahhh~ Xiao Lili will be very well-behaved."

The watermelon rubbed his big bald head and looked at Lu Lili.

"Huh? Haven't you transformed? ”

A smug smile hung on the corner of Lu Lili's mouth, he glanced at Ding Ning, and suddenly stretched out his snow-white little hand and shouted to the sky.

"Life is boring! I want to make the light strange and detached! Make up！！ ”

The beeps burned, the sound of the piano sounded suddenly, and countless summoned light bands rolled and wrapped Lu Lili's delicate body, Lu Lili blinked his bright big eyes, accompanied by the passionate BGM that he didn't know where to dance in the light band, Ding Ning squinted his eyes and secretly pressed the button of the remote control.

The light band dissipated, holding the mask in one hand, and posing in a cool posture with the other hand, Ah Li appeared on the stage, wearing a moon-white wide-sleeved fairy robe, with green silk steps under his feet, the sun and moon on his waist, the ponytail behind his head fluttering without wind, the rough wooden scabbard behind his back, the whole outfit was chic and handsome, coupled with the white half-face mask, the whole person was like a female sword fairy who walked out of the painting!

"You can find the opponent and discuss the sword, and the high place is not cold! A thought in a thousand years! Solips... Oh! Hurt! ”

Xu Fan gave a big bag on Ah Li's head.

"Can you please not waste beeps on such boring things!"

Ignoring Ah Li, kneeling on the ground and rubbing his forehead, Xu Fan turned his head to look at Ding Ning.

"Ding Ning, this time in the world, you should follow the watermelon to learn how to use the beep number, and also learn how to fight, this thing will be handed over to you for self-defense."

Xu Fan stuffed a silver steel lighter into Ding Ning's hand.

Xiao Ai, who was holding the mustard on the side, snorted.

"Boss! You give Ding Ning a lighter again! Didn't you say that Ding Ning is still young and can't smoke?! ”

Xu Fan scratched his cheek.

"This... On the surface, it is a lighter but actually a weapon to protect Ding Ning, rest assured, Xiao Ai. ”

Xiao Ai looked at Ding Ning with some concern, stretched out her little hand and pulled Ding Ning's sleeve and whispered: "Ding Ning, be careful, you must turn your head and run when you encounter danger, if you can't run, it will become a jingle bell, generally speaking, no one will hurt the cute girl." ”

Ding Ning wiped his eyes and nodded fiercely.

"Hmm!"

"After all, you are so weak, so useless, cowardly, greedy, lustful, and easy to lag behind..."

“......”

"Anyway, stay safe and come back safely!"

Leng was as white as a knife, and Ding Ning and Xiao Ai glanced at him.

"Don't worry, you don't know that no matter how long it has been since we carried out our mission, it will only be a day for you, and it is not a life or death."

Xiaoxue hugged the soy sauce and instructed Ah Li: "Try to pit that stinky fart to death when you are on a mission, and don't let him come back alive!" Ah Li, you can see death without help! If the stinky man hangs up, I'll treat you to pizza. ”

Xu Fan covered his forehead and said helplessly: "Okay, let's go." ”

Opening the cover of the Gate of the World, Xu Fan walked into the endless galaxy, followed by the others, and Xiao Fan walked at the end of the line holding her big magic book.

Although this was not the first time Ding Ning had walked into the gate of the other world, he was still fascinated by this magnificent and gorgeous scenery, and he was dazzled.

Xu Fan, who was walking in front, frowned.

"It seems that the coordinates are still a little far away, let's get on the boat of Pudu."

Xu Fan snapped his fingers, a long boat slowly sailed from the depths of the galaxy, Xu Fan jumped on it first, and then the others also sat on it, Ding Ning looked at the quaint long boat curiously, leaned over to Xiao Fan's side and asked, "Xiao Fan, what are these stars?" ”

Xiao Phantom replied with a smile with big eyes.

"Those stars are a world, you must follow closely when you come for the first time, otherwise it is easy to get lost and find your way back."

Ding Ning watched with his mouth wide open as the boat of Pudu passed through the galaxy, and finally sailed into a darkness, Xu Fan snapped his fingers, endless light gushed out, and a world appeared in front of him, blue waves and clear water, blue sky and white clouds, there were birds singing, there was the fragrance of flowers, the boat of Pudu docked on the shore, surrounded by green mountains and green waters, it was like a fairyland on earth, and it was beautiful.

Ding Ning jumped out of the boat with the others with his mouth wide open, and looked back at where there was any Pudu boat, everything was like a dream, as if they were in front of this lake.

Xu Fan opened the book of trial and looked at it seriously, turned around and said: "We have arrived, this is near Xuanyang City in the south of the Tianxuan Continent, and the mission target is in Xingzhou in the north, okay, let's separate here, Watermelon, Chu Xiyao, Ding Ning stay, and the others will follow me." ”

The watermelon nodded his big bald head fiercely.

"Don't worry! Boss, just leave these two guys to me! ”

"You be careful, don't cause trouble casually, you will stay in Xuanyang City, and we will come back to you after completing the mission."

"Gotcha! You go slowly! ”

Xu Fan looked at the watermelon with some concern, glanced at Chu Xiyao who was sleeping on the grass and Ding Ning, who was stupid, and then turned around.

"Ah Li, Edgeworth."

The flawed sword came out of its sheath and turned into a giant sword, and the three of them, Xu Fan and Ah Li, who were as cold as a knife, walked up, and the giant sword turned into a streamer and rushed into the sky.

Xiao Phantom held the big magic book and cried as he ran and cried in the direction of the giant sword.

"Boss! You've forgotten about the little illusion again! Woooooo Wait for me!! ”

Ding Ning helplessly watched Xiao Phantom run away and disappear without a trace, and turned to look at the watermelon.

"Uncle, what should we do next?"

The watermelon slowly turned his head, and looked at Ding Ning with raised eyebrows and showed an extremely obscene smile.

"I finally came to the Xianxia plane, and the boss is not here yet, of course... Find a chance to peek at the fairy bath~"