Chapter 202 Westerners only count sheep when they have insomnia, and Easterners have insomnia, of course they count cats!
"Meow meow?"
Su Guo scratched his ears, I have to say, the intelligence that comes with the entertainment system is still good, maybe others can't see it, but as the producer of the system, he can still see that the entertainment system uses a lot of "stunts" in the entire video, such as seamless access to other videos, and some traces of PS and filter effects.
It's just that this thing, which was released at eight o'clock last night, has only been a few hours now, how can it earn so much energy?
Su Guo didn't bother to look at the barrage that blocked the spicy eyes of the screen, and directly connected to the backstage of the live broadcast room to read the comment records.
"I actually cried when I saw it, Brother Pig is really handsome!"
"O idol of all fat men! Lao Tzu is also on top! ”
"Brother Pig, Brother Pig, your girlfriend doesn't want you, I want it, I'll help you give birth to a monkey!"
"Upstairs, you and Brother Pig will give birth to a little pig at most, but you can't give birth to a monkey!"
"If the piglets are born, they will give birth to a litter......"
……
Lou was decisively crooked, Su Guo pursed his lips, and looked at another page.
"Brother Pig's little movie actually has the sense of déjà vu of an inspirational blockbuster, I give it a score of 99, one less point for fear that you will be proud!"
"A handsome guy who has changed live, this is much stronger than any liposuction and plastic surgery!"
"I can still grow taller, and now I only see hope at only one meter six or eight!"
……
Su Guo yawned boredly, stretched his waist towards the angel while lying on all fours, and then pinched his little belly again......
There's nothing wrong with being fat.
He turned his gaze to the video he had just paused, and found that the video was not over yet, and the progress bar showed that there was still a small section behind it.
Continuing to play the video, the two body gauges slowly faded away, and in a symphony of repeated melodies and more and more passionate, the camera turned and changed to a new picture.
It was an aerial view of an endless forest, and the camera slowly lowered the camera into the forest as the drone hovered over the forest, and then slowly lowered the perspective to the sound of drums added to the music.
The music slowly begins as the camera shuttles through the forest, a dense uninhabited forest with a variety of subtropical plants, with the occasional small animal jumping out and a babbling stream flowing through the forest.
The camera shuttles faster and faster, happily shuttling through the forest in the newly added high-pitched vocal humming, and finally the perspective stays in a forest clearing, and after a pause of a few seconds, it jumps out of the forest in a high note, through the treetops, and is greeted by a round of sunrise and a full sky.
In the accent of a drum beat, the subtitles pop up:
"The second wave of Brother Pig's live broadcast room - the original war"
Below are two lines of small print, which are the address of the live broadcast room and the time of the broadcast.
“emmm…… It turned out to be a trailer! It's really good, I hope there will be a lot of energy income by then! ”
Su Guo yawned and disconnected the link, he still had business to do.
Now designing a system, for Su Guo, is already familiar with the way, and it can be done in minutes, isn't it just to find a template in the database, and then install the corresponding module from the main system.
However, prompted by Zhu Tongzhi's video just now, Su Guo still had a new idea.
Since the form of "live broadcast" can absorb a lot of emotional energy from the audience, let's just fill it in!
"Master carpentry live broadcast system", Su Guo looked at the small system he had made, patted his stomach with satisfaction, and then aimed at the target, throwing it away!
The target is not Huang Ermao, who is now snoring in bed and occasionally grinding his teeth, but the tumbler wooden doll on Huang Ermao's bedside table.
During the day, Su Guo thought about it, after the system was completed, he couldn't give it to Huang Ermao directly, otherwise Huang Ermao would have gotten the system for the past few days, where would he still be interested in taking himself to eat, drink and have fun.
Therefore, it is better for the system to be attached to the tumbler wooden doll, and when he returns to Hujiang City, let Huang Ermao activate it.
It's just that he licked the marks made by the wooden doll during the day and it was useless, it was originally used for positioning, but he didn't expect Huang Ermao to put the wooden doll on the bedside table, which saved effort.
I watched as the small light yellow ball of light flickered towards the wooden doll, and finally disappeared at the back of the wooden doll's head. Su Guo grinned in satisfaction, rolled over, yawned, closed his eyes and continued to sleep.
Tomorrow, Huang Ermao said that he would take himself to see the opening ceremony of the University Games, so that he could better recharge!
That night, it was not only Su Guo who couldn't sleep, but there was also a guy who was also tossing and turning on the bed to "fry".
"If you really can't sleep, I can help you!"
The system in Mars's mind said coldly.
Mars shuddered directly, "No need, thank you, I'm just a little excited!" ”
Last time, I also had inexplicable insomnia one night, and the system actually directly gave myself to corona, which is called to ensure adequate sleep.
Although Mars himself didn't feel any discomfort afterwards, he always felt that there was too much electricity, and he would become a fool.
"No, I just use a microcurrent to stimulate your pituitary gland a little bit to make your melatonin secrete a little more, and you fall asleep. As for the IQ problem, you are originally that point, no matter how low it is, that's it. ”
Mars: "......"
"No, no, I'd better count the sheep."
"Counting sheep for self-hypnosis is actually only useful for Westerners, because in their language, 'sheep' and 'sleep' are homophones, and you, as an Oriental, are sure that you won't count more and more energetically?" The system asked seriously.
"Uh...... It seems to be! Mars was a little confused, as if he couldn't sleep sometimes, and the effect of counting sheep was really not very good. Is it really the relationship between Easterners and Westerners, as the system says?
"What then?" Mars scratched his head.
He was actually excited about the opening ceremony of the University Games tomorrow, and although he only had to follow the team from Hujiang University around the stadium after the opening ceremony, he still couldn't sleep with excitement.
"I think it's better for Orientals to count cats." The system says.
"Count cats? Why? Mars was even more confused.
"First, cats are quiet and lazy animals; Second, cats sleep most of the time; Thirdly, the Oriental number cat will definitely fall asleep in no time! ”
Mars: "......" is a strong word?
However, Mars had no other way, and between being corona by the system and falling asleep counting the cats by himself, he chose to count the cats without hesitation.
"One meow, two meows, three meows...... Twenty meows, twenty-one meows, twenty-two meows......"
In "Meow Meow", someone ...... Asleep......