Chapter 299: Everything is a Conspiracy

A group of people stopped to rest, but Zhu Bajie's eyes kept looking at Sun Wukong and Ao Ling'er.

"It's indeed a little tired, Eighth Sister, sit down and let the teacher lean on for a while."

Long Aotian planned to find two super soft big pillows to enjoy the meeting, but he didn't expect that his mind had already been seen through by Eighth Sister Zhu.

"Although you are my master, men and women are not close to each other." Zhu Bajie still pushed him away.

"Do you know now that men and women don't kiss? Is it handsome for the teacher? ”

"It's handsome, but I only like women." After speaking, Eighth Sister Zhu looked at Sun Wukong and Ao Ling'er, "Senior sister, how did you get kidnapped by Master?" ”

Kidnap? Long Aotian immediately retorted. "What is abduction? If I hadn't gone through a lot of hardships and dangers and fought against the gods of Wuzhi Mountain, your senior sister might still be pressed by Wuzhi Mountain. If you don't believe me, you can ask Maikong. ”

Sun Wukong nodded, indicating that Long Aotian was right.

"Could it be that you have a fancy for other people's long legs. Look at this little face, look at this little white leg, the men are all big pigs' trotters. Sister Zhu's small eyes frequently aimed at Sun Wukong.

Long Aotian also looked a little angry.

"Okay, you Eighth Sister Zhu, you actually provoked the relationship between me and Wukong, what are your intentions?"

"Am I wrong? Look at the Lori girl next to her, she is still a young ——- girl of the dragon clan. Master, you are truly a beast, a beast. ”

"That's my sister-in-law, don't talk nonsense."

"Sister-in-law? Since ancient times, brother-in-law stealing sister-in-law has often happened, you are a sister. ”

"Hmph, my brother-in-law is not such a person, he is good to me." Ao Linger also stood up to speak for Long Aotian.

Eighth Sister Zhu reached out and touched Ao Ling'er's little face, "It's really delicate." You're too young to know men, but they're very attentive. ”

Ao Ling'er was so frightened by Eighth Sister Zhu that she hid behind Long Aotian and looked at her with a wary expression.

“……”

Long Aotian touched his head and couldn't help but feel a headache.

This Eighth Sister Zhu not only dances well with a nine-toothed nail rake, but also has a very powerful mouth, like a knife.

This has just come out of Gao Laozhuang, and it is still far from the western sky. I'm afraid that this won't reach the West Heaven, and Wukong and Ao Ling'er will probably be abducted by her.

This apprentice is poisonous, don't do it.

"Eighth Sister Zhu, if you see it as a teacher like this, then you should go back to Gao Laozhuang, lest I think about you at that time." As he spoke, Long Aotian showed a fierce expression.

"Sure enough, expose your true nature, right?" Sister Zhu smiled.

At this time, Sun Wukong couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled Long Aotian's arm and said; "Master, why don't we drive this big-breasted woman away?"

Long Aotian also had this idea, but the system didn't allow it.

The Xitian learning team is very particular, and Zhu Bajie is a tank, absorbing damage in front. Long Aotian focuses on the target and is responsible for seducing. Sun Wukong is in charge of output next to him, and Ao Linger is in charge of assisting. As for the other one, I'll talk about it when I accept her.

"Senior sister, how can you do this to me? I'm telling the truth, telling the truth. Sister Zhu pretended to be aggrieved.

"In these years, all those who speak the truth are dead." Long Aotian had a sneer on the corner of his mouth.

"I don't want to go back to some bullshit Gao Laozhuang, otherwise it would be like this, Master, I will allow you to like me. What do you think? You're so handsome, if you think anything wrong about me, such as sneak attacks at night, voyeurism, and bondage, I won't resist. ”

Long Aotian looked at the turbulent waves on her chest, and he was also speechless.

For the sake of the two super soft pillows, Long Aotian still agreed.

In addition to carrying luggage, this Eighth Sister Zhu also has this benefit.

……

After resting for a while, we continued on our way.

When it was daybreak, I saw a big river blocking the way.

There is also a stone tablet next to it, on which are written three large characters.

Quicksand River!

It is really worthy of being called the quicksand river, but I saw that the water of this river is very turbid, like rolling and tumbling yellow sand.

Wukong fished a bowl of water and came up, and found that half of the bowl was water and half of the bowl was sand.

This river is really strange.

Sun Wukong found a few stones and threw them into the river, and disappeared in the blink of an eye. Even throwing a branch into it, it quickly sank.

The river is rolling, and there is not even a bridge nearby.

"Master, this river is very strange, why don't you take my somersault cloud over it?" Sun Wukong came to Long Aotian and said.

originally wanted to agree, but Long Aotian received the system task again.

Bite! The side quest is opened, and Sha Xiaojing is subdued.

Accept Sha Xiaojing?

Isn't it Sha Wujing? Why did you change your name again?

Sounds so shy.

It seems that this Sha Xiaojing is also a girl, maybe.

Long Aotian came to the river, but he didn't know that looking at the rolling river, he was still thinking in his heart, where is this Sha Xiaojing?

Is it in this river?

Quite possibly.

"Wukong, you go into the water to see if there is anyone named Sha Xiaojing in this river."

"Master, this river is so dirty, how can anyone live in it?" Sun Wukong said.

"Wukong, if the teacher asks you to go down, you will go down."

"But the river is so dirty that I can't open my eyes, and I can't find it when I go down."

Long Aotian turned his head to look at Eighth Sister Zhu next to him, "As the second senior sister, the first time you came out with the master, it was time for you to behave." ”

"Master, I can't swim."

"Can't swim and drink? Go down and take a look. ”

"Master, I really can't swim." Eighth Sister Zhu's big breasts rubbed against Long Aotian's arm.

For the sake of these two big breasts, no, for the sake of you who can't swim, I won't let you go into the water.

Since you are all so lazy, the teacher has no choice but to use a killer move.

So Long Aotian took off his pants and urinated in the quicksand river.

Next to her, Sister Zhu blushed and turned her head, and Wukong and Ao Ling'er stared wide-eyed.

"Do you men all pee standing up?" Wukong asked.

"What do you think?" Long Aotian lifted his pants.

At this moment, I saw that the quicksand river was turbulent, rolling by waves, and a huge whirlpool appeared in the middle of the river.

It seems that the guess is correct, this Sha Xiaojing really lives in this river.

The whirlpool grew bigger and bigger, and the river roared.

At this time, a person came out of the whirlpool, standing on the surface of the river, with a disgusting face and wanted to vomit.

I saw that the man had a red killer Matt's explosive hairstyle, painted with thick smoky makeup, like a female ghost who had just crawled out of a coffin.

Carrying a wooden stick in his hand, a beggar's suit, and his belly button eyes exposed, the dress was quite non-mainstream.

If it weren't for the three words Sha Xiaojing on top of her head, she wouldn't have believed it if she killed Long Aotian.

Long Aotian turned his head and looked at Sister Zhu next to him, "Did you see that girl in the river?" It's up to you! ”

Sister Zhu covered her mouth and almost threw up......

(End of chapter)