Chapter 300: This is clearly deliberate
Just this Sha Xiaojing, Sister Zhu can't stand it, this is definitely not the type she likes.
At this time, Sha Xiaojing also felt very disgusted, looking like she was about to vomit.
"Who was peeing in the river just now?"
Sun Wukong and Ao Ling'er pointed at Long Aotian at the same time.
Apprentice, sold your master so quickly?
And you, sister-in-law, I'm your brother-in-law.
Long Aotian looked at the two of them, and he also looked helpless.
"Your urine is very yellow in color, with a strong smell, it is obvious that your heart has been burning recently, and the fire is too big." Sha Xiaojing stared at Long Aotian and said solemnly.
it!
You can drink this, and you're really a master of drinking urine!
In the heart of the oral administration, plus admiration.
But soon Sha Xiaojing changed her face and said coldly: "You actually dare to pee in the quicksand river, according to my rules, take off your pants." ”
Is this going to take off your pants?
That's going too fast, isn't it? He is still a virgin and has not yet been mentally prepared.
Although this man was dressed as a bit of a killer, his face still looked very innocent. Especially those eyes, at first glance, they are dressed as Captain Jack in Pirates of the Caribbean. This kind of heavy flavor may have a different flavor when it is popped.
Looking around, although there are some small woods, but in front of the two apprentices and sister-in-law, I can't stand up.
"Speaking of Sha Xiaojing, you see that it's not good to take off your pants in broad daylight. Or at night, the grove is nice and the grass is soft, so you don't prick your ass......"
Before Long Aotian finished speaking, Sha Xiaojing widened her smoky eyes and stroked her hairstyle. "I didn't expect you to be a handsome monk, but I didn't expect that my mind was full of that kind of dirty and shameless thoughts. Even if I, Sha Xiaojing, can't marry for the rest of my life, I won't ...... with you Well, it's still something to think about. Without further ado, take your pants off. ”
"Female benefactor, by all means." Long Aotian's face flushed.
"Castrate early, go back to bed early. If not, hmph, you'll all die! Sha Xiaojing waved the stick in his hand, and the water of the quicksand river roared.
What the?
You're going to castrate me?
Outrageous!
You can tarnish my innocence, you can laugh at my handsomeness, but you must not have any bad ideas about my baby!
Long Aotian took a few steps back and waved his hand, "Wukong, did you hear it, this Sha Xiaojing wants to murder as a teacher?" ”
"Master, this kind of monster, I'll kill it with a stick."
"No, no. You beat her half to death and drag her back, this is your third junior sister. "I still have the task of subduing Sha Xiaojing here, of course I can't be killed by Sun Wukong.
"Third Senior Sister?"
"That's right, you go and teach her a lesson, don't hurt her life."
……
Seeing that Long Aotian and a few people were talking non-stop on the shore, Sha Xiaojing was also short-tempered.
Waving the wooden stick in his hand, "Since you don't agree, then don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless!" ”
Suddenly, a huge wave was stirred up, and it slapped towards Long Aotian and the others.
The more the wave reached the shore, it got higher and higher, and finally it grew to a height of more than ten meters, turned into the shape of a monster's claw, and washed up on the shore.
"Carving insect skills!" Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick and greeted him.
Rumble!
With a bang, the spray was directly splashed by the powerful impact.
Na Sha Xiaojing was also stunned, she didn't expect that the monkey with two ponytails would have this kind of ability.
You must know that this wave is one of her strongest water skills, and she was easily defused, and it seems that she has to strengthen her attack.
So she kept waving the wooden stick in her hand, and the waves turned into huge claws, rushing towards Sun Wukong's location one after another.
If you can take one skill from me, I'll see how long you can hold on.
With a sneer on the corner of Sha Xiaojing's mouth, the casting speed increased again.
Summoning a somersault cloud, Sun Wukong rushed directly towards Sha Xiaojing. The golden hoop rod in his hand was shining with golden light, and those huge waves had just touched the golden hoop rod, and all of them suddenly turned into water splashes and spread out.
You must know that this golden hoop stick is a Dinghai God Needle, and the whole sea can't set off any strong winds and waves, just relying on Sha Xiaojing's waves, it is indeed not enough to see.
This is also the nemesis, Sha Xiaojing was also dumbfounded, and her heart was full of shock.
Sun Wukong rushed over and smashed it directly on the head.
Sha Xiaojing didn't dare to take it hard, so she could only hide in the quicksand river.
Rumble!
When the golden hoop rod smashed on the surface of the river, the water splashed everywhere, and the entire quicksand river was split by the golden hoop rod, revealing the riverbed below.
Fortunately, Sha Xiaojing swam quickly in the water, so she escaped. Seeing the power of the golden hoop stick, she was also frightened and dumbfounded.
This monkey is so good!
When the water of the quicksand river coincided again, only the churning waves remained, but there was no trace of Sha Xiaojing.
"Monster, come out quickly, my master said, save you from death! Otherwise, I'm going to turn your quicksand river upside down today! ”
Sun Wukong stepped on the somersault cloud and shouted below.
However, there was still no movement in the water.
Sha Xiaojing was coaxed, she was really coaxed.
If you let me out, I'll go out, what if I get killed?
Seeing that Sha Xiaojing didn't come out, Sun Wukong waved a golden hoop stick in the air and smashed it at the quicksand river.
Huge columns of water rose into the sky, but they were of no avail.
Sha Xiaojing hid in the water but couldn't come out, Sun Wukong was tired and returned to the shore.
"Master, this monster won't come out, otherwise, you can pee again."
"What, you still want to pee for the teacher?"
"No, I just want you to force that monster out!" Sun Wukong's face was crimson.
Just want to peep at me peeing!
But I've just finished peeing, and I really can't pee.
Long Aotian couldn't help but glance at Eighth Sister Zhu next to him, "Second apprentice, I really can't pee out as a teacher, it's up to you." ”
"Master, you're so bad, but you're not allowed to peep at people." Eighth Sister Zhu gently slapped Long Aotian's shoulder with her fist.
"Is that kind of person a teacher? Amitabha, color is emptiness, and emptiness is color. So Long Aotian pretended to close his eyes.
Make believe.
Sister Zhu's ass is so big and white, she knows that she can give birth to a son at a glance.
Long Aotian squinted his eyes and swallowed his saliva violently.
"Brother-in-law, you are not allowed to peek." Ao Ling'er watched from the side.
"I didn't peek, really, I didn't."
……
Zhu Bajie soaked in urine, but there was not even a wave in the quicksand river.
It's over, it seems that this Sha Xiaojing is the king - eight eat scales, and the iron heart will not come out.
What to do?
It seems that if you want to force her out, you have to use other methods.
At this time, Long Aotian looked at the little turtle in Ao Ling'er's hand, and his eyes lit up......
(End of chapter)