Chapter 74: The Witty Fat Man (Collection Exceeds 10,000, Applause!) )

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When they arrived at the office, the fat man, Wu Xiaolang, and Zhou Song stood at Zhao Ling's desk in turn, Zhao Ling had frost on his face, and sat on the chair and stared coldly at the three of them.

"Okay! The three of you have a lot of skills! Dare to fight, huh? ”

"It's Chen Feng who is looking for someone to block our ......" The fat man's voice was like a mosquito, this thing was usually babbling, and he looked like a grandson in front of Zhao Ling.

Syllable!

Zhao Ling slapped the table heavily, and the fat man and Zhou Song were immediately frightened.

And Wu Xiaolang leisurely looked at Zhao Ling's palm, which had been slightly lowered, and it was already red.

"Humph! It must hurt a lot, see if you dare to slap the table indiscriminately! Wu Xiaolang gloated in his heart, since he pretended to be an uncle and teased Zhao Ling and got along with her last time in the city center, Wu Xiaolang was not very afraid of Zhao Ling.

Zhao Ling secretly rubbed his palms with his thumb and continued to criticize the three of them.

"Dare to talk back! I ask you, why did you have a grudge against Chenfeng? If you listen to the teacher and study hard, will you have a grudge with Chenfeng? ”

Zhao Ling glared at the three of them and continued: "Playing games and playing tricks, huh?" I heard that you have established a team and participated in the competition, and you actually pulled Su Xue and Bai Ju! You're quite capable! ”

"We all play in our spare time, and participating in the game club is also to win glory for our class 9......," Zhou Song said sincerely.

"Glory?"

Zhao Ling smiled angrily: "You guys really won glory for me Class 9!" Fight for a blue nose and swollen face? Why don't you go to heaven? Why don't you stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun? ”

"Poof~"

Wu Xiaolang didn't hold back and laughed.

The fat man turned his head and glanced at Wu Xiaolang sympathetically, I have to say that in terms of acting skills, the fat man is still a step ahead, and he is now completely innocent and innocent.

"Meng Yu! Isn't it funny? ”

Zhao Ling glared at Wu Xiaolang.

"Back to the head teacher, it's not funny!"

"And you're laughing?"

"Back to the head teacher, I didn't hold back!"

Zhao Ling was embarrassed, and glared at Wu Xiaolang viciously: "Give me a serious face!" Learn from Qin Fen, you see how honest people are, they have all been taken bad by you! ”

"Head teacher, we know it's wrong."

The fat man immediately sold well, but the hand of the head teacher in the blind spot under the table was compared to the scissors proudly at Wu Xiaolang and Zhou Song.

"Hmm."

Zhao Ling looked at the fat man with satisfaction, and then said in a slower tone: "The principal has already told me the cause and effect of this incident, and I really can't blame you, but you are also responsible!" ”

Zhao Ling continued: "In the final analysis, this matter is caused by the game, I also talked to your parents on the phone this morning, I will cooperate with your parents, once you find out that you participate in any game competitions, or gather to play games, your mobile phones will be confiscated immediately!" ”

"Huh?"

Hearing this, the three of them looked bitter, it was easy for them to play games behind their parents' backs, but it was too difficult to carry the head teacher behind their backs!

There are too many ways for the head teacher to intervene to restrict them from playing games, not to mention anything else, that is, Su Xue and Chrysanthemum, as long as Zhao Ling controls the two of them a little strictly, the two of them will not have the opportunity to team up with Wu Xiaolang and the three of them to play games!

Girls, I'm always embarrassed to go against the head teacher.

"Ahhhh It's called... Is the broken game called Glory of Kings so fun? Zhao Ling said disdainfully.

Wu Xiaolang secretly despised Zhao Ling, and said in his heart, it's not fun, you pester me every night to take you to play ranking? Aren't you more addicted than anyone else?

Cut!

"Remember! Don't indulge in games anymore! Can it be done? Zhao Ling asked in a cold voice.

"Oh, remember."

Wu Xiaolang, the fat man, and Zhou Song were all depressed, and in the future, their Nine Clans would participate in the Glory of Kings Competition, but they would have to take a big risk!

If they are discovered by parents and class teachers once, then they are likely to say goodbye to the glory of kings!

Ay!

It would be nice if the head teacher was also brought into the gang and joined our Nine Clan, which just lacked a coach.

This thought suddenly popped up in Wu Xiaolang's heart, but the next second he denied it.

How could the head teacher possibly join their Nine Clans team and play games with them?

This is ridiculous!

"Louder! Can it be done? ”

Zhao Ling was dissatisfied with the weakness of the three of them.

"It can be done!"

The three of them shouted loudly, but everyone picked up the second half of the sentence in their hearts: Fart!

"Hmmm! Very good! ”

Zhao Ling smiled like a flower, and nodded with satisfaction: "I won't let you write this review, I planned to let you write a 3,000-word review......"

Hearing that Zhao Ling actually planned to ask them to write a 3,000-word review, the three of them were suddenly afraid.

"However, punishment must be there!" Zhao Ling's slender and white fingers tapped the desk, and said leisurely: "Zhou Song, you have the worst geography score, and you will be punished for doing ten sets of geography mock test papers." Meng Yu, you write ten argumentative essays, each of which must be no less than 800 words. Give it to me next Monday! ”

Zhou Song and Wu Xiaolang glanced at each other, and both of them saw a trace of despair in their respective eyes.

"As for Qin Fen......"

Zhao Ling stared at the fat man, and the fat man slowly raised his head, looking at Zhao Ling firmly and purly with innocent eyes: "Class teacher, although I was led by the two of them, I was also at fault, and I failed to stop them from going to the abyss of depravity in time." You can give me as much homework as they do! I'll get your homework done every night when I stay up late! ”

"Shameless!"

Hearing the fat man's brazen words, Wu Xiaolang and Zhou Song both secretly scolded him in their hearts.

But they also admired the fat man's acting skills, and if he wanted to get away with it, the head teacher would definitely not give him too much homework.

"Look! Look! The two of you also learn more from Qin Fen! What a simple child! ”

Zhao Ling was really moved by the fat man's words and appreciated the fat man very much.

"Hehe, what a simple child! The simple child who instigated President Zhou Songgan just now! Wu Xiaolang looked at the fat man, how did he look at it, how did he feel that the fat man's face was full of cheap looks.

"Good!"

Zhao Ling stood up and was a head taller than Wu Xiaolang and them, she solemnly patted the fat man's shoulder, and said, "Since you have asked for this, classmate Qin Fen, then the head teacher will fulfill your little wish!" You are relatively weak in mathematics, just like Zhou Song, go back and do ten sets of math simulation papers! ”

Hearing this, the fat man looked confused.

Wu Xiaolang and Zhou Song gloated.

Deserve to be fat! Let you pretend to be pure!

"Uh... Be! Thank you, class teacher! ”

The fat man's heart has collapsed.........

"Go ahead!"

Zhao Ling waved his hand, Wu Xiaolang and the three of them turned around with different expressions, Wu Xiaolang looked at the fat man cheaply, Zhou Song was worried about his geography test paper, and the fat man burst into tears.

"Meng Yu, don't leave yet."

As soon as he walked to the door, Wu Xiaolang was stopped by Zhao Ling, Wu Xiaolang chuckled in his heart, thinking that Zhao Ling had recognized his identity as Uncle Gua?

"What?"

The fat man Zhou Song left, and Wu Xiaolang also cautiously walked to Zhao Ling's desk.

Zhao Ling was looking down and writing something, she was wearing a white shirt, lying on the table and writing in the same upright posture as Su Xue, the collar of the white shirt was only loosened by one button, and there was no spring in sight.

However, a round hole appears between the buttons of the shirt, and from there you can faintly see the color of the bra inside the head teacher......

Wu Xiaolang only glanced at it, and then glanced at it.

Well, it seems to be a white bra.

After Zhao Ling finished writing a line, he put away his pen, and then looked up at Wu Xiaolang, who was full of nervousness (in fact, it was vigilance).

"Why are you so scared? The head teacher won't eat you again! ”

Seeing Zhao Ling laughing, Wu Xiaolang finally breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that Zhao Ling didn't find anything, and he was a thief...... It's always easy to be weak-hearted!

"Then what are you doing with me, head teacher?" Wu Xiaolang asked.

He knew that Zhao Ling definitely didn't keep him to disrespect himself...... It should be homework or something.

I hope it's the latter.

"I remember your birthday, it's today!" Zhao Ling took out a box of cakes from the cabinet next to him: "This is the small cake I bought for you from the cake shop in the morning, you can take it and eat it!" After speaking, Zhao Ling smiled sweetly: "The head teacher wishes you a happy birthday!" ”

Looking at the delicate little cake on the table, Wu Xiaolang's heart was warm, remembering the student's birthday, and the head teacher who would also give small gifts, where to find such a good head teacher?

Wu Xiaolang suddenly felt very guilty in his heart, and he especially regretted that he was ignorant and molested the head teacher...... He decided to make sure that he didn't make the head teacher sad as much as possible, so that Uncle Gua would disappear silently.

"Head teacher, it's actually not my birthday......

Zhao Ling was looking at Wu Xiaolang with anticipation on his face, Wu Xiaolang suddenly said this, and Zhao Ling suddenly looked embarrassed.

"But on your school record?"

"Oh, that's the birthday of the solar calendar, it's the birthday on my household register, but our family's tradition is to celebrate the lunar birthday, if you count it according to the lunar calendar, there is still more than a month before it is someone's birthday!"

Wu Xiaolang's ancestors have always celebrated their lunar birthdays in the eighteenth generation, and his parents have always observed this tradition, and he is certainly no exception.

Zhao Ling was full of black lines and embarrassed.

Wu Xiaolang smiled: "I still want to thank the head teacher for your kindness, then I'll go first!" Keep the cake for yourself! ”

After speaking, Wu Xiaolang turned around and left.

"Come back!"

Zhao Ling immediately stopped Wu Xiaolang: "Eat a cake!" ”

"Oh! No more! ”

Wu Xiaolang touched his nose and replied lightly, he was about to leave.

"Come back!"

Zhao Ling put his arms on the table, and he was already clenched into fists by Wu Xiaolang.

"Gotta eat!"

"But I don't like cream!"

Wu Xiaolang's face was full of reluctance, he didn't like to eat cream since he was a child, and he used to eat cakes only with cakes......

"What happens if you eat cream?"

Zhao Ling raised her head, her face full of resentment, and Wu Xiaolang felt that her painting style above her nose and below her bangs had all become shadows.

"Nothing happens if you eat cream! But I just don't like it! Wu Xiaolang looked innocent.

"Then give me food!"

Zhao Ling stood up and began to roar!

"Oooh! I can't eat it! ”

Wu Xiaolang felt that Zhao Ling was about to erupt at any time like a volcano, so he had to admit it and forcibly ate two cakes.

"I'm done!"

Wiping the cream from the corner of his mouth, Wu Xiaolang escaped!

"Whew~"

Zhao Ling let out a long breath.

"Stinky boy! Is...... I don't know what to do! ”

Zhao Ling said, seeing that there were still a few cakes in the box, he stretched out his green onion white index finger and hooked a little cream on the cake, then opened his pink lips and sucked his fingertips.

"Isn't the cream delicious? I don't like to eat it! What a weird stinky boy! ”

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