Chapter 75: A Boring Chapter
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Wu Xiaolang hasn't played much games at home in the past two days, and the city competition of Honor of Kings in City A is about to be held, and they will sign up in a few days, so they must keep a low profile now.
Sitting bored in front of the computer, Wu Xiaolang browsed the video of station b.
Mask Ji has not released a video recently, and the live broadcast time is not fixed, so Wu Xiaolang watched other people's house dance ghost animal videos, and from time to time paid attention to whether there was a text message on the station where Mask Ji started broadcasting.
In the QQ group, the fat man and Zhou Song are fighting emojis, Chrysanthemum occasionally posts two self-made smudges, and the three of them are very happy.
Mask Ji has not started the live broadcast, and Wu Xiaolang saw that Su Xue was not bubbling, and he had no intention of participating in their fight.
QQ Group:
Wu Xiaosong: Fatty, my junior high school classmate Li Mingyu from Class 7 wants to join our Jiu team, do you want to accept him?
Simon Fat: He's not from our class......
Wu Xiaosong: But he has already defected, and even the game ID has been changed to "Jiu, falling into the well", and he has been begging me for a week.
Simon Fat: This ID is not a good person at a glance...... Let him join the team, but not the group.
Although there are only five people in the Nine Clan, there are only five people in the team, Wu Xiaolang, Su Xue, Juhua, and Zhou Song, but because a team has also been established in the game, the fat man has already charged money to expand the number of team members to the maximum.
Therefore, the team will still accept some team members, and it is very simple to become a member of the Nine Clans, as long as the rank above Platinum is changed and the prefix is changed to apply for joining the team.
Of course, this is just an ordinary team member, and they are not qualified to join the group, and it is much more difficult to officially join the group and get the identity of a team member recognized by Wu Xiaolang and them.
At present, the five of them have no plans to pull other people into the group.
Zhou Song: Okay!
After Wu Xiaolang saw the news of the QQ group, he couldn't help but think of the image of a flat-headed boy, Li Mingyu from Class 7, whom he knew.
Wu Xiaolang: @西门胖, this Li Mingyu never left Chrysanthemum when he watched us play in the game club before, and this time he betrayed Class 7 to join our Class 9 team, and he must have come to Chrysanthemum.
Simon Fat: I knew this kid didn't have a good heart, @潘小莲, do you want to take this guy?
Pan Xiaolian: No! He's not my thing! (serious face)
Simon Fat: What kind of food do you like? (obscene)
Wu Xiaolang: I still need to ask, of course a female man like Chrysanthemum likes a boy like a sissy! Isn't it @Pan Xiaolian? (snickering)
Pan Xiaolian: (smiling) You're a sissy! Give the old lady a smile @Wu Xiaolang
Wu Xiaolang: .........
"Where am I?"
Wu Xiaolang looked at his biceps, obviously very gentlemanly!
Drip, drip!
and chrysanthemums they were talking nonsense and were happy, another QQ sounded a prompt, and the head teacher Zhao Ling's avatar kept flashing.
"Uncle Melon! Do you want to have a shot? (smoking)"
Wu Xiaolang was embarrassed and replied, "What's the matter?" ”
"Play games! Ah! Uncle Gua, where do you want to go! It's dirty! (covers his face)"
"Hey! Are you misleading me? also said that I was ...... dirty" Wu Xiaolang couldn't stop complaining in his heart, and replied to Zhao Ling lightly: "I don't want to play games tonight, it's a little uncomfortable." ”
Being restricted from playing games by parents and teachers together, can Wu Xiaolang be comfortable?
What's more, Zhao Ling is also strictly forbidden to play games by herself during the day, and she is duplicitous to say that the game is not fun, this night she came to hook up with Wu Xiaolang, and Wu Xiaolang was naturally unhappy in his heart.
"Uncomfortable?"
"Does it feel like your body is being hollowed out?"
"It's the kidneys that are overdrawn ......"
(snickering)
Zhao Ling was obviously in a good mood today, and actually teased "Uncle Gua".
Wu Xiaolang rolled his eyes at the computer, and said in his heart, how can my little virgin kidney be overdrawn?
didn't bother with Zhao Ling, but Zhao Ling's news was sent quickly.
"It's okay not to play games, let's talk about the master and apprentice?"
is indeed a master and apprentice, in Wu Xiaolang's eyes, he is an apprentice, Zhao Ling is a teacher; In Zhao Ling's eyes, she is an apprentice, and Uncle Gua is a master.
"Okay, let's talk for a while~"
Wu Xiaolang replied to Zhao Ling, anyway, he is fine now, just listen to Zhao Ling's chatter for a while.
But he has already planned that in case the mask Ji starts the live broadcast, then he will immediately dump Zhao Ling and throw himself into the arms of the mask Ji.
"Uncle Gua! Let me tell you, there is a student in our class who is very strange recently! ”
Wu Xiaolang knew that he and Zhao Ling must be the listener again, but it was okay to talk to Zhao Ling.
"Don't use the Taiwan-Bay ......"
Wu Xiaolang reminded Zhao Ling with a black line on his forehead.
"Hey, hey!"
"What's wrong with that student of yours?" Wu Xiaolang asked, he really wanted to know who Zhao Ling was talking about.
"Actually, it's not strange, it's just an ordinary high school student, a very clever child. Uncle Gua, do you remember? I mentioned him to you last time, the one with a super memory, but I listened to your advice and started to assign him essays! ”
Wu Xiaolang felt a faint pain in his heart, he already knew who Zhao Ling was talking about, it was himself!
I accidentally cheated myself last time, and Wu Xiaolang still regrets it.
"Well, I remember. What happened to him? ”
Wu Xiaolang was a little nervous in his heart.
"Oh, I don't know why, I don't feel like I have the majesty of a homeroom teacher in front of him! And I also feel that although this stinky boy pretends to be afraid of me on the surface, he is actually not afraid of me at all, and even ...... Didn't even take me seriously! ”
Wu Xiaolang secretly sneered in his heart: It's quite sensitive! I really didn't take you seriously, because I already know who you really are!
"Is it your delusion? Is he blatantly disobeying you? Wu Xiaolang pretended to say.
"Not really, he's quite well-behaved in front of me, second only to another pretending little fat man!"
"Hey, hey! It turned out that Zhao Ling saw that the fat man was pretending! Wu Xiaolang snickered in his heart, and the fat man bragged all day long about how superb his acting skills were.........
"He's obedient, don't think about it, Xiao Ling'er."
"But I'm not convinced! I'm his homeroom teacher! How could he not be afraid of me? Zhao Ling continued to reply: "Moreover, I always feel that I am very naïve in front of him...... (Grievance)"
"You know you're naïve! 23 year old aunt! Wu Xiaolang continued to complain in his heart, 23 years old in front of 18 years old, of course, an old aunt......
Zhao Ling then replied: "Moreover, I am in front of him, and my heart will beat ......"
"Will it speed up?" Wu Xiaolang immediately asked lewdly.
The head teacher shouldn't be like the reality of himself, if that's the case, then he can confess his identity to her, and start this teacher-student love affair with Zhao Ling in front of him......
Hey!
"It's not a heartbeat!"
Wu Xiaolang is yy, Zhao Ling replied.
"The Lun family's heartbeat only accelerates when they chat and play games with Uncle Gua (shy)"
Wu Xiaolang dug his nostrils and typed in reply: "It's not a fast heartbeat, what is it?" ”
"It's just that the heartbeat will be chaotic! It used to be fine, since the last time I met him in the city center, my heart beats out of rhythm as soon as I see a stinky boy lately......"
"Uncle Gua, what can I do about this?"
"How do I know what to do when I'm a junior high school student?" Wu Xiaolang touched his nose and replied, "This child may be precocious...... Don't get near him lately, it'll be fine after a while! ”
Wu Xiaolang raised the corners of his mouth proudly, as long as Zhao Ling listened to his persuasion, then he was not afraid of being found out by her when he was playing games at school!
"Really? (Poor)"
"Really!"
"But I'm not convinced! As a homeroom teacher, I'm afraid of my male students (crying)"
"It's okay! After all, you're still young, and you've just taken the first class of students! ”
Wu Xiaolang is now incarnated as a warm man Liu Bei.
"Huh? Uncle Gua, how do you know that I am the first time to be a class teacher? I didn't tell you about that......"
"it!"
Wu Xiaolang broke out in a cold sweat, although Zhao Ling was a little naïve, his IQ was still so high!
"Because you're so young, I'm guessing you're going to be a teacher just after you graduate......"
"Hey, hey! Uncle Gua, you are so wise! I guess you must be a handsome uncle with style, taste and demeanor! I'm so happy that I can meet Uncle Gua on my birthday in a few days! ”
Wu Xiaolang, who was outside the computer, was glad that he had not aroused Zhao Ling's suspicion, and at the same time he was distressed about Zhao Ling's birthday.
Time is running out, do you really want to delete friends to end this flirtation?
Ding dong!
At this moment, a live broadcast prompt came from the page of station b, Wu Xiaolang clicked on it and took a look, and the mask Ji started the live broadcast!
"Uncle Gua is busy beforehand!"
hastily replied to Zhao Ling with a few words, and Wu Xiaolang couldn't wait to click on the live broadcast.
Idol!
On the other side, Zhao Ling bit his lip and replied with an "oh" resentment.
"Uncle Stinky Melon! You can't spend more time with others! As nasty as that stinky boy! ”
——The author's Weibo is "Qianguli", everyone has a wave of attention, and the fans break 10,000 and they will explode (fruit photos). (Although it is far away...... )