Humanoid self-propelled small watering can!!

Chen Mo's series of riotous words are simply riotous, rioting, and rioting out of the universe!!

The popularity of the live broadcast room has been taken to a new level again!

"Hahaha, Hang Wang, you are really excellent, the liars are confused!"

"Poof...... I'm sorry, didn't I make a move too quickly! Hahahaha......"

"Excuse me, excuse me, you're so good."

"Sao move!"

"Big brother, please take my knees!"

"The tea sellers have been arrested!"

"It's the same waist disc, why are you so prominent?"

"Classmate, you've been in compulsory education for 12 years, right? It's time to graduate! ”

"Our children on Mount Emei are not poor at all, okay......"

"You have your skin, I have my bag, I'm a fake bag, you're a real dripping skin!"

Glancing at the time.

Chen Mo decided to play one last time!

"Little brother Tang Peng, old iron, the last liar.

Everyone, pay attention to how I operate and scare liars! ”

Then, Chen Mo added the liar who had never passed-Yaoyao.

The opening routine is exactly the same.

After chatting for a while......

Yaoyao: "I'm usually busy. What do you do? ”

Chen Mo: "I'm just an ordinary college student.

After graduating from high school, I taught in Yunnan, and the children here are so cute, do you want to take a look?

Their family conditions are very bad, and I will do my best.

My grandfather has a tea mountain, and the tea leaves he fried are fragrant!

I grew up drinking his tea, are you interested in trying my grandfather's tea?

Seeing that we have known each other for so long, let's give you a discount!

Longjing will give you a little cheaper, high-quality 2888, selected 8888, top 12888!

Also, do you want to know about the mask on my side?

The effect is super good, the hydration effect is great, and it will be sold to you cheaper!

1888 yuan for 20 pieces.

I forgot to tell you, my phone is running out of bills, can you help me charge 20 yuan bills?

I'll pay you back soon, and do you want to know about the school district houses in various places? ”

Yaoyao: "......"

Chen Mo: "Tell you secretly, I still have river heroin, small hemp, fire poison, bowing pills or something here."

Fire poison will give you a preferential price, 1500 grams of high-purity originals, and now 800 grams of them.

The wholesale price of heroin is 400 grams, and the opportunity to pass by is not to be missed.

If you miss this village, I'll be waiting for you in the next one! ”

Yaoyao: "......"

Chen Mo: "As the saying goes, the mobile phone enters my heart, forget the sea (harmonious) loin!"

We have a discount on our mobile phone, and Rice 8 can be reserved first, are you interested in learning about it? ”

Yaoyao: "......"

Chen Mo: "If you don't want to buy a mobile phone, it's okay!" The AK47 here is also cheaper!

The original price is 15999 yuan, and the current price is 10999 yuan!

500 bullets will also be delivered!

The original price of J-20 is 350000000, and the current price is 3200000000!

Send ten missiles!

The original price of Liaoning sword is 6999999999, and the current price is 59999999999!!!

Do you need it? Check it out! ”

Yaoyao: "......"

Chen Mo: "Buy a Liaoning ship and get a five-year college entrance examination three-year simulation set!" ”

Yaoyao: "......"

Chen Mo: "Don't ask me what I do.

I'm just an ordinary student, studying is my main job, and these are part-time side jobs when I have nothing to do.

Don't ask me what my name is.

The contemptible surname is Dad, just call me Dad! ”

Yaoyao: "......"

Chen Mo: "Don't talk about it, I'm going to study, let's learn about it!"

The Liaoning ship has a great discount, and if you miss this village, I will wait for you in the next village!

Busy with studies, say goodbye! ”

This time, I didn't wait for Yaoyao to delete Chen Mo.

Chen Mo deleted Yaoyao first.

", brother, please !! text version of the words you just typed"

"Why are you always so good that you can play so many tricks as a liar......

"Ten years of cold window, have you secretly tutored?"

"It's too skinny for you!"

"Hahahaha, it's okay to sell the Liaoning ship and send a five-year college entrance examination and a three-year simulation!"

"No need, thank you to the society, thank you for the ten Liaoning ships that my brother Mo brushed!"

"Show me so much that my scalp is numb!"

"Hanging Wang, your student's side hustle is a bit much......"

"My kidneys hurt when I laugh!"

"Don't ask, I'm going to sell more tea!"

Exploded!

Completely exploded!!

Chen Mo's final finale can be said to be extremely commotion!!

Thump!

I heard a sound from the other end of the microphone.

And then......

TANG Peng; "Brother!! I'm on your knees!!

You can't show it anymore!!

I can't even remember what you just typed.

Not to mention thinking on the spot. ”

Chen Mo: "Low-key, low-key.

Everyone is in nine years of compulsory education, and I just went to the first grade eight years early. ”

this day.

In the tea circle, there is a big name of a wicked man - Tang Peng!

All the tea sellers > Tang Peng

"Don't add this WeChat!! This kid can annoy you to death!! ”

"Originally, I wanted to slap him twice, damn it, that little mouth, it's like a small steel cannon!"

"He wants to sell my Liaoning ship, and he will send five years of college entrance examination and three years of simulation, do you dare to believe it?"

"I almost went crazy with him......"

Since then, Tang Peng has ranked first on the list of "Top Ten Most Unprovoked People in the Tea Circle"!

Of course, neither he nor Chen Mo knew about this.

Took a deep breath.

Glancing at the energy of faith.

The income of this live broadcast was as high as more than 860,000!

It's almost 1 million!

Chen Mo couldn't help but be amazed.

After thinking about it, Chen Mo said:

"It's the end of the semester, and I know that everyone has exams.

At the end of the live broadcast, I will give you a little story, so let's end this live broadcast! ”

"When I was in high school, a classmate was addicted to the Internet.

Duration: Go over the wall in the middle of the night and go out of school to surf the Internet.

One day, he climbed over the wall as usual, and when he was halfway over, he ran back with his legs out.

His face was strange and he was silent.

Since then, he has studied seriously and stopped surfing the Internet.

The school rumors that he had seen a ghost.

Later, he was admitted to a prestigious school.

Later, I asked about it.

Ask him, did you see the hell that night?

He was silent for a long time and said that his father came to deliver living expenses that day, and he was reluctant to stay in a hotel.

I sat all night under the wall at the entrance of the school, and my lips were purple from the cold. ”

“……”

Listened to the story.

The originally lively live broadcast room was all quiet.

Everyone, immersed in that short little story.

They seemed to see the old father shivering under the cold wind under the wall, and he was reluctant to go to the hotel.

Think about living in a warm dormitory.

Playing with your mobile phone, eating hot takeout, watching live broadcasts, test papers, and learning something, let's go aside!

And they were so ashamed and ashamed!

Many people even silently turned off the live broadcast.

I took out the paper I hadn't finished yet, and I started studying.

But Chen Mo didn't care about these anymore.

Because when he was live broadcasting, there was a terrifying change in the East Island.

(PS: Today's explosion!!! ）