Long Ao gritted his teeth and said unconvinced: "Come again!" ”

"If a girl at your class reunion drinks too much, will you send her home?"

"I'll call a taxi to take her home."

Syllable!

"We broke up, what was the first thing you did?"

"I'll find a way to get back together with you!"

Syllable!

"I just looked out the window when I was taking medicine, guess what I saw?"

"This ...... Did you see the handsome guy? ”

Syllable!!!

"Yesterday, the eyeliner didn't come out of the water and shook it twice to get your white clothes on, sorry, husband!"

"Hey, it doesn't matter, it's just a piece of clothing!"

Syllable!!!

Bang Bang !!

Bang Bang !!!

One question after another was asked, and Long Ao's face was fanned into a pig's head.

Long Ao, who finally couldn't bear it anymore, cried and said, "Brother, isn't my desire to survive strong enough? I don't think I've ever been so afraid of death in my life!

Why do you keep beating me?

If you have the ability to answer this question, I don't believe that you can have a stronger desire to survive than me! ”

Chen Mo smiled lightly and said, "If my desire to survive is a hundred times stronger than yours in the answer, what can you say?" ”

"It's hot, and I'll leave it all to eat and buy cold drinks in the future, so Brother Mo can play games in the dormitory with peace of mind, and you don't have to spend the money!

But Brother Mo, if you can't convince me by your answer, you have to help me run errands, buy food, and buy cold drinks. Long Ao said.

"Well, yes, yes, I happened to be too lazy to run to the cafeteria to squeeze the window to eat, come on!

Let you see how strong your desire to survive is when you pick up girls! Chen Mo said confidently and domineeringly.

Long Ao slapped the table and said loudly: "If a woman with big breasts and good looks sits on your lap, will you be moved?" ”

Chen Mo smiled indifferently and said, "My dear, I won't let any woman except you sit on my lap." ”

Long Ao's eyes widened, dumbfounded!

"I'll it, this desire to survive!"

"This question can be answered in this way, and I have learned and learned!"

Shi Lei and Ye Fan were both shocked!

Long Ao gritted his teeth and continued: "Who is ...... between me and Fan Bingbing?"

"You're good-looking with whomever you're looking at!"

"Whoever is with whom you look good!

Anyway, in my mind, my wife is the best-looking! ”

Without waiting for Long Ao to finish speaking, Chen Mo replied calmly.

"I'm dripping mom!"

"Why should I take notes!"

Long Ao: "If a girl drinks too much at your class reunion, will you send her home?" ”

Chen Mo: "Wife, you are doubting my love for you!" How can I go to a class reunion with girls? ”

Long Ao: "What will you do first thing when we break up?" ”

Chen Mo: "What? Wife, why did we break up? Even if you kill me, I won't break up with you! ”

Long Ao: "I saw out the window when I was taking the medicine just now, guess what I saw?" ”

Chen Mo: "Huh?!" Wife, why did you take the medicine? What's uncomfortable? Do you want me to go and serve you? ”

Long Ao: "Yesterday, the eyeliner didn't come out of the water and shook it twice to get your white clothes on, I'm sorry, husband!" ”

Chen Mo: "Buy a new one!" ”

When Long Ao heard this, he immediately grinned and laughed: "Brother Mo, you finally have no desire to survive!"

I don't even care about a piece of clothing, you actually replied to buy a new one!

In the future, cold drinks and meals will depend on Brother Mo! ”

Seeing Chen Mo secretly shaking his head and sighing, he patted Long Ao's shoulder and said, "What I'm talking about is buying new eyeliner." ”

The smile on Long Ao's face faded away.

Shi Lei and Ye Fan, who had already admired the five-body body, knelt on the bed, and couldn't stand it for a long time!

Chen Mo calmly gave the three of them a back, and went to the water dispenser to get a glass of water.

And in the eyes of the three of them, Chen Mo's whole body was like a bodhisattva exuding the light of the Buddha, which made people want to bow and worship!

Thump!

At this time, Long Ao's eyes fell with tears, and he knelt on the ground and roared heartbreakingly: "Coach, I'm ...... I want to learn how to pick up girls!! ”

Chen Mo turned his head and stroked Long Ao's head......

Then he wiped his body with a disgusted face and scolded: "Your uncle, haven't washed your hair for a few days?" So much head oil? ”

Long Ao touched his head embarrassedly and said, "I'm sorry, I haven't washed my hair for ten days, and it's a bit oily."

What's that, Brother Mo, I'll have all the food and cold drinks in the future, can you teach me a practical love skill today? ”

Chen Mo nodded and said, "This is easy to say, I want to think about it...... emmmm……”

Bite!

At this moment, Yang Yuchan sent; Chen Mo picked up his phone and looked at it.

Yang Yuchan: "Husband, people have a dinner at the student union in the evening, I can't eat with you, I'm sorry (three tearful expressions)"

Chen Mo slapped his thigh, picked up his mobile phone and said to the three of them: "How do you make girls feel that you value her very much during your relationship?"

I'm going to teach you a trick right now, called 'Identity Swap'.

In other words, when you are in a relationship with a girl, you can occasionally change your thinking to the kind of girl who is clingy to a thief.

Girls will think, oops, I can't live without my male ticket!

Then I will have to accompany him in the future, but I can't let him be lonely.

For the sake of him loving me so much, next time I go out, hehehe, I'll reward him one more shot. ”

Long Ao seemed to understand and said, "This ...... How do you do that, Brother Mo? ”

Chen Mo smiled and said: "You look at it, I'll practice with you on the spot, and I'll use your sister-in-law's WeChat to practice the 'identity exchange method'." ”

After that, Chen Mo quickly typed on his mobile phone.

Chen Mo: "What time do you go out to eat?" ”

Chen Mo: "Where to eat?" ”

Chen Mo: "Who to eat with?" ”

Chen Mo: "Do you drink?" ”

Chen Mo: "How much wine do you drink, do you want to go to Bundi after drinking?" Is there a man in Bundy? ”

Chen Mo: "Do you still love me after jumping?" ”

Chen Mo: "When will you come back?" ”

Chen Mo: "How did you come back?" ”

Chen Mo: "Is there a man to send it?" ”

Chen Mo: "What does the man have to do with you?" ”

Chen Mo: "Are you still my female ticket after you come back?" ”

Chen Mo: "Your love for me won't decrease, right?" ”

Yang Yuchan: "......"

Chen Mo: "If it is reduced, can it be remedied?" ”

Yang Yuchan: "I'm sorry husband!" People know it's wrong! I'll be sure to come back with you after dinner early, okay? Just one meal at a time, just one meal! You're obedient yourself! ”

All three of them were dumbfounded!

This one-time death ten consecutive questions are simply earth-shattering!

Don't want to conquer the three of them completely!

Chen Mo closed his mobile phone, and the corners of his mouth curled slightly: "Has the identity changed the law?" This method is only suitable for once or twice in a while, but don't use it every day.

Otherwise, everyone will be annoyed. ”

Long Ao cried and held Chen Mo's hand and said, "Brother Mo, don't say anything!" I'll buy skewers and beer with you! You will be my life coach from now on!! ”