After eating and drinking, Chen Mo returned to the house he rented next to the school, turned on the computer and logged in to Douyu, and started the live broadcast.

"Hello guys, it's the new season soon, are you on the king?

In addition to the open registration number I used during the live broadcast, the two trumpets have been called to the glory king.

The trumpet of the female ticket, I also helped to get 10 stars for the strongest king.

Recently, in a low-end game like Diamond Xingyao, brainless heroes like Lu Ban and Daji have been used to abuse vegetables, and it is interesting to thief chickens. ”

"Damn, Diamond Star is a low-end game?!"

"Hanging King, not everyone has a ...... of such perverted operations as you"

"I'm a perennial person stuck in platinum, and I feel cold in my heart."

"Hang the king, beg to lie down and beg to bring!"

"Hey, I have to say, the technique of pretending to be forced is becoming more and more perfect!"

After a small B and a wave of his super achievements, Chen Mo continued: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, start today's live broadcast!"

Now that the connotation is gone, isn't it particularly nostalgic?

It's okay, there will always be the freshest way to tell you!

Ahem, the old rules, let's have a few jokes before the game! ”

"When I rode past the villas in the community, I saw an old man sitting on the stairs in front of the villa and crying, it turned out that he forgot to bring the key and was locked out of the door.

He kept complaining that he was old and confused and didn't remember.

I couldn't bear to look at it, so I stayed with him and waited for my relatives to give him the keys.

After a while, a particularly sexy and beautiful girl who looked like his granddaughter drove the car and delivered the keys, so I retired to say goodbye to the old man.

I still wondered in my heart, hehe, will the old man introduce her granddaughter to me?

At this time, the old man said, "Thank you! Lad! I'll be a bit of a waste of time! Why don't I ask my wife to give you a ride? ”

”

"Ginger is still old and spicy!"

"It's okay for the old cow to eat tender grass!"

"Damn, this last turn ......"

"Well, that guy should actually be a programmer in his 20s."

"Thank you so much, uncle.

After the promise, go to the car (harmony) with her wife!

Ten months later, the old man's family finally had a chubby child. ”

"Woo woo woo, I miss the time when I watched the joke! It's better to hang the king here, and I can have some sustenance without the connotation. ”

Chen Mo smiled and continued, "One day the refrigerator and ice cream broke up.

The ice cream left the refrigerator, and as we walked, the ice cream was soaked and had to make peace with the refrigerator.

The fricer forgave the ice cream, opened the fice door and said, "Come on, freeze yourself!" ”

”

"Nima! What a cold joke! ”

"It was a very hot day, and after listening to the joke of the king, I didn't want to go out to buy ice cream."

So when the ice cream came in, it froze like crazy.

The fridge said, 'Oh, you made me wet...... It's so uncomfortable......'

The ice cream said, 'It's okay, it'll freeze in a while.' ’”

"Upstairs is talented!"

"Hang the king, can you have a pure little dirty section! Both of your jokes are a bit uninteresting, they don't sound enjoyable! ”

Seeing this barrage, Chen Mo took a sip of imported iced tea and said, "Okay, it's the last joke!"

A wife called her lover and said, "Hey, you park the car in my husband's parking space, leave a phone on it, and write that there is something to call." ”

An hour later, the wife's husband returned.

I called according to the phone number left above: "Hey, hello, your car is parked in my parking space, please move it." ”

Turning off the speakerphone, the wife said, "Let's go, my husband is back!" ”

The wife relied on this trick to successfully cuckold her husband all year round without being discovered. ”

"Hahahaha! Both parking spaces are occupied by lovers! ”

"Damn, I said how come there are cars parked in my parking space every day! Call now! ”

“emmmm…… What if my husband is very tolerant and stops somewhere else? ”

"Upstairs, what's not to forgive you for such a forgiving husband?"

"You park my parking space twice and try it! I'll tear down all your wheels for you! ”

Bite!

"System prompt: Congratulations to the host for adding 100,000 times of faith energy, and all three DIY plug-in opportunities are now open!"

"System prompt: The previous host's exchange for Diao Chan's evening dress and the use of Zhong Kui's hook have consumed all the faith energy! In order to ensure that the host is not killed when the more powerful demon seed attacks, please collect a lot of faith energy for backup! ”

Hearing this, Chen Mo's heart sank.

Now that I'm only caring about making money by picking up girls, I'm about to forget about the demon seed.

"I have to improve my strength quickly, in case a C-level or even higher-level killer comes one day, I will have the strength to fight."

Thinking so, Chen Mo entered the game.

Glancing at it casually, it seems that the current popular streamers and popular players of the professional team have been abused by themselves!

And the stars who play the king are also abused by themselves.

Now that water friends are accustomed to Chen Mo abusing all kinds of celebrities, if you don't abuse a celebrity every time, the live broadcast effect will be greatly reduced.

"What's that? There are no anchors and celebrities who can abuse me during this time period! Chen Mo muttered in distress.

Bite!

"System prompt: The anti-sky plug-in system is powerful, which allows the host to use the hero of the glory of kings to enter any game and open and abuse people!"

Hearing this, Chen Mo's whole person was shocked!

Why is there such an operation?

Bite!

"System prompt: What game does the host want to enter now?"

Chen Mo thought for a moment, and then said, "The hottest thing now should be PUBG, right?" Then let's play in this game! ”

Bite!

"System prompt: The game login is successful, please wait!"

The next moment, Chen Mo's mobile phone screen automatically turned off.

The PUBG interface popped up on his computer.

Unlike others, he doesn't need to log in to his account to go directly to the character selection interface.

And Chen Mo's character selection interface is the hero selection interface of King Glory!

This also means that when others play chicken, they are characters given by the system, and at most they have different appearances.

And Chen Mo uses the characters in Glory of Kings, and he can even have a lot of skills!

After thinking about it, Chen Mo chose Diao Chan and used the Butterfly Dream skin.

After all, he had never played chicken and didn't understand anything.

And Diao Chan, the hero, has made a big move, which can be constantly displaced, and it will definitely be difficult to be killed.

Bite!

"System prompt: The plug-in positioning chicken anchor Weishen, please make reasonable use of the three DIY plug-in opportunities to hang him and earn more faith energy!"

it!

Great God!

Although Chen Mo has never played lol, nor has he ever played chicken, he has heard of this famous anchor.