Chapter 281: It's not funny!

Mo Ye didn't care about these excited audiences at all, but continued to tell his jokes.

"They're carrying this pile, and after the last duck and chicken, they're going to add one."

Mo Xie raised his hand and gestured, "From Changbai Mountain to Bohai Bay, the three thousand miles of rivers and mountains stretch for 5,000 years, and the original traditional food of the Republic of Korea - kimchi Smecta!" ”

"Actually, the name of the food is different in every place, such as wonton, which is called wonton in the north, and 'dragon copy' in SC, right?" Mo Xie said to himself.

"But it's different when you get to the country of sticks, what are they called?"

"They will call the 3,000-mile river from Changbai Mountain to Bohai Bay, which stretches for 5,000 years, and the original traditional cuisine of the Republic of Korea - Wonton Smecta - Won Mo Xie made the same gesture as Fang Cai, and exaggeratedly gestured!

It's a funny joke that speaks of the arrogance and shamelessness of the stick country!

But now no one can laugh!

Because Song Jingyi is talking again!

This paragraph made those brainless fans who were still insisting on it completely angry!

Song Jingyi sat in the special room, he couldn't hear the noise outside at all, he was still talking to himself, he said disdainfully: "This group of Heavenly Dynasty dogs doesn't know the truth of history at all!" ”

"The records on my country's "Huantan Ancient Records" are the real historical truth!"

"Although it is not recognized by those equally mentally retarded world historians, it is the real truth, and every one of us knows it and remembers it firmly!"

"My stick country has a civilization of 7,000 years, from now this group of mentally handicapped people called Changbai Mountain, in fact, it is called Baitou Mountain, which has spread to the east to produce the civilization of today, and to the west has nurtured the civilization of the Celestial Empire, and even crossed the ocean to enlighten the Incas!"

"This group of people has no idea how powerful our original stick country was!"

"The so-called powerful and incomparably powerful Tang Dynasty of the Celestial Empire is actually just a couple in the south of the Celestial Empire!"

"Our territory at that time included this RB state, part of Mongolia, part of Russia, Tianchaolu Province, three eastern provinces, Hebei Province, and the whole territory of Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai!!"

"If it weren't for the fact that our stick country was in the middle of the road, we wouldn't have let today, the shameless country of the Celestial Empire, in order not let us stick country people know their glorious history, so as to awaken the national pride, and tamper with the union!"

"But what's the use of tampering? The great scholars of our country still restored history, published books, and told us the truth on the education channel! ”

"And sooner or later, one day, I will take my money from your mentally handicapped national circle and return to our great stick country to build our stick country better!"

"And then wait for the day in the future, when our country will regain our territory and restore our glory!"

The more Song Jingyi spoke, the happier he became, and he even stood up and laughed: "You people who are originally slaves!" Former slaves of our nation! ”

"In the future, when we regain our strength, you will still be slaves!"

"Even you are slaves now, look at me, I am a star who has been eliminated in our country!"

"But what about you? I'm an uncle! ”

"Feed every day by your slaves! Hahaha! “

Mo Ye waited quietly with an expressionless face until Song Jingyi finished speaking, without anger or abuse, but continued to say his jokes!

"Speaking of stick food! In fact, here I want to popularize a knowledge for you! ”

"To be honest, I really can't understand why Koreans love kimchi so much!"

"I love to eat though, right? The taste is crisp and sour, sweet and spicy! ”

"Well, the most important thing is cheap!"

"That's the thing! But they couldn't leave! They eat kimchi no matter what they eat! ”

"So I'm here to advise everyone not to eat kimchi if you can, because pickled foods are carcinogenic!"

Then, Mo Xian's words turned and shook out a burden.

"Well, that's why in the Korean dramas you're chasing, it's often two people who just got together...... It won't be long before one of them becomes terminally ill! ”

"You think it's a plot dog's blood? No! It's because I ate too much kimchi! ”

Speaking from the heart, the joke is funny!

But even if you don't have a heart or lungs, you can't laugh at this time!

They feel like it's not a joke, it's not a joke!

Rather, bayonets are plunged into their hearts!

They happily watch Korean dramas!

They are happy to eat Korean food!

They are like dogs, protecting the stars in their eyes at all times!

They think they are loyal fans of other people's stars, and they are family and friends in their mouths!

So for him, they are willing to do everything!

But what about the facts?

The stars they protect tell them the cruel truth, they are slaves, a group of slaves who spend their parents' hard-earned money to support a person who treats them as weak all the time!

There was silence!

There was silence in the live broadcast room!

"That's it! That's it for my talk show! It seems that I really don't have acting talent, and everyone doesn't laugh! Mo Ye spread his hands and strode to the stage!

The analyst looked at Mo Ye's back and admired him incomparably: "Brother Cheap is Brother Cheap!" Anything is weak in a fight! This is the best way to attack the enemy from the root! Looks like I still have a lot to learn! ”

"Huh? Did the do anything? I think it's only a matter of beating this beast to relieve my anger! Potato scratched his head and asked!

"You! You have the intelligence department in your hands, so can't you use your brain more? ”

The analyst hated iron and said: "You hit him, is it any use?" As long as his brain-dead fans are still there, then he can continue to profit from it, and he can even use this incident to hype! ”

"But now Brother Cheap has used a talk show, but millions of people have known his true face, and countless brain-dead fans are pretending to be black! This is a fundamental blow to the enemy! It's a brilliant way to draw wages from the bottom of the kettle! ”

"Oh! But I still feel relieved! Potato continued!

"Hey! Cast pearls before swine! Never mind! You'd better go and prepare! Anyway, the cheap brother won't let this guy go! Those who should fight will still fight! The analyst said helplessly with his hands on his forehead!

"Great!" Potatoes left happily!

……

"That's it! Let's go on! Next, it's the turn of the star group to eat, drink and play! Mo Ye sat on the Lamborghini and said lightly: "Let the family come up!" ”

Then Mo Xie no longer stood in the stands, but smiled at the live broadcast room and said, "How is it?" My talk show sounds good! ”

The people in the live broadcast room woke up like a dream and began to brush up the barrage!

"Heart-piercing! Old iron! ”

"Yes! Heart-piercing! ”

"What a joke! You're a machine gun! Knocked us all out! ”

……

Song Jingyi received the order to perform, and ran up as soon as possible, with a hypocritical smile on his face, and it was a flying kiss!

He said enthusiastically to everyone: "Dear friends, I am here! Did you miss me? I miss you so much! ”

He thought that his brainless fans would definitely welcome him warmly, and he could even win back a game and beat the guy who insulted their nation just now!

But! The scene was completely different from what he imagined! It was even said to be a slap in the face!