Lu Huacai and Bai Zhilan are up again!

After saying a lot of snacks as usual, the two of them began to report the curtain!

Bai Zhilan: "I can finally listen to the song next!" If I laugh any more, I'll have my mouth cracked! ”

Lu Huacai: "I'm sorry! Then I guess you'll have to laugh! The show has changed, and then Brother Cheap will bring you a talk show! Welcome! ”

Hearing the host's words, the audience immediately began to applaud playfully, and many people's hands were red, but they still didn't stop!

"Brother! Brother Cheap actually performed in person! ”

"Three lives are fortunate! Three lives are lucky! ”

“……”

In the applause of the tide, Mo Ye handed Lin Wan'er the mobile phone that was being broadcast live, and strode onto the stage by himself!

He took the microphone, faced the audience, and smiled.

"Today! It's nothing! That is, I want to scold the country of sticks! Oh! Or rather, to state the facts! ”

When Lin Wan'er heard this, she rolled her eyes, she knew that Mo Ye was definitely not at ease, and his purpose was definitely not just to scold people!

He definitely laid a series of traps for that poor fellow!

Like an old hunter, lure your prey into the trap step by step!

Mo Xie continued to speak!

"Speaking of Koreans, I've always envied them, do you know why?"

"Because our country's cross talk actors have to memorize one thing since they were young - called the name of the dish, there are a total of 108 dishes in it, which is the Manchurian and Han full banquet!"

"Actually, everyone doesn't know, in addition to cross talk actors, there is another kind of person who has to carry this thing!"

The people in the audience were stunned, and there were still people to carry?

"It's a foodie like me! No way! If you can't remember the name of the dish, maybe one day you will meet a stick man at the place where you are eating, and they will definitely tell you that this thing was invented by their stick country, and if you can't say the name of the dish, it will be a shame to slap them in the face! Mo Xie explained with a sneer on the corner of his mouth.

"Someone is definitely going to ask! We can't remember, and neither can they! ”

"Yes! It stands to reason that it should be! ”

"But it can't be helped! The people of our Celestial Empire are thin-skinned and too honest! Don't talk nonsense! ”

"If we forget, we forget! There is absolutely no way to be like someone else's stick, just open your mouth: the name of this dish is Kimchi Smecta! ”

Mo Xie finished saying this!

Both the live broadcast room and the scene laughed!

"Haha! Brother scolding is so ruthless! ”

"But the shamelessness of this group of sticks is indeed incomparable to our Celestial Empire!"

"Cheap brother! Come on! Come on! ”

"Here's one!"

……

But there are always some Ha Han people in the live broadcast room who are constantly jumping out!

"What kind of thing are you?"

"It's your business that people have plastic surgery!"

"Everyone has a love for beauty! Why do you say people! ”

……

Mo Xie smiled: "Okay, I'll just have a short passage, well, I'll invite you to eat...... Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck ......"

Mo Xie began to speak very slowly, but the faster he spoke, the more neat his mouth became, and there was almost no pause in the back, "Roast chicks, roast goose, boiled salted duck sauce, chicken bacon, pine flower small belly, dried meat sausage, assorted Supan smoked chicken, white belly, steamed eight treasure pigs, Jiang rice, stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, marinated assortment, braised goose, braised shrimp, ......"

After this set of mouths, the audience was stupid!

"I'll go! I didn't expect my brother to have this hand! ”

"The power of foodies is really great!"

"This is more slippery than what those cross talk actors on TV say!"

"When you look at it, you've put a lot of work into it!"

"Brother Cheap is working hard!"

……

Only Lin Wan'er rolled her eyes, just Mo Xie, a demonic guy, still working hard!

She didn't dare to tell this group of melon-eating people that Mo Xie didn't even know a dish ten minutes ago!

Mo Xie finished his recitation easily, didn't even take a breath of air, and continued: "Everyone is tired and panicked when they hear it, right? If this is not the case in the country of sticks, it would be too simple for people to memorize the name of the dish with that cheeky skin! I'll teach you a lesson! ”

"I invite you to eat...... Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta ...... And Kimchi Smecta! ”

"Hahaha!"

"Oh, that's funny!"

"They only have kimchi!"

"Actually, what the brother said is right! The main thing is that you have a thick skin! ”

"It's not thick-skinned! It's the face that is worthless! Feel free to do it! ”

The audience burst out laughing!

Everyone is waiting for Mo to continue scolding the stick, the scolding is so cool!

Of course, the words of those brainless fans were selectively ignored by them!

But Mo Ye suddenly stopped!

The people in the audience were stunned!

At this time, a video was released on the stage, or a live broadcast screen!

It's Song Jingyi!

I saw that he was sitting in a sealed room, looking at Mo Ye at the front desk through a screen with a gritted teeth, but he didn't know that his every move had been watched by all the audience!

"Made! A bunch of mentally retarded Celestial Dogs! As far as the cuisine of your Celestial Empire is concerned, dare to compare it with the cuisine of our stick country? What you eat is fodder! Mentally retarded thing! Lao Tzu is not for the circle of money! I won't come to this backward place! ”

Song Jingyi spoke Korean, but his words were translated throughout the process, and the translator was Lu Huacai!

As soon as these words came out, all the audience's faces sank!

Are we mentally retarded?

When did the 5,000-year-old food culture become fodder in my Heavenly Empire?

And you came to our Celestial Empire to circle money?

Asked us no?

But before they could speak, Mo Ye spoke again!

"But then I found out that I was wrong, I met a stick country cross talk actor, and their names are actually longer than ours, and the variety is even richer."

Seeing everyone's puzzled eyes, Mo Xie explained: "First of all, their first 108 dishes are exactly the same as ours! ”

Mo Xie said that their 108 dishes were the same as ours, showing the despicable image of the nation of the stick country in the eyes of the Chinese people to the fullest!

Although the audience was very relieved and happy to hear it, their current focus was not completely on Mo Ye, but a large part of it was transferred to the screen next to it!

Song Jingyi heard Mo Ye's words and immediately showed smug words: "Haha! Nonsense! Your so-called Celestial Empire cuisine was originally invented by my stick country! You shamelessly take it for yourself! Sooner or later, I'll take it back on behalf of the Stick Country! ”

"It's not just cooking, this group of ignorant Celestial Empire retardants, I'm afraid they don't know yet, the Chinese characters you use are all invented by us!"

"If you don't know that our nation generously spread Chinese characters, printing and other civilizations to your country back then! You are still living in a primitive society! ”

Listening to Song Jingyi's cheeky words.

A lot of people are in a rage!

"Nyima's stick? The Dragon Boat Festival is also yours?! The text printing is yours?! The kanji are yours too?! ”

"What's more dog than a thing? I'm still a fan of you! Pink turns black without explanation! And it's brainless black! ”

"Get this dog out of the Celestial Empire!"

"Cheap brother! Kill him! ”

……

The real brain-dead fans are beginning to wash white.

"People are just misled by unscrupulous media!"

"Why are you scolding my family! Do you know how hard people work? ”

"Yes! For the sake of us fans, he often skips meals! What qualifications do you have to squirt? ”

“……”

The two sides began to curse each other!

"Brain-dead fans are terrible! People call you mentally retarded! ”

"I'd like to be my little retarded in the arts! Can you handle it? ”

"What a weakling!"

"You're looking for death?"

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