The pony barked at the door for a long time, but he didn't know that there was no one in the house. He asked the village owner, "Village master, why do I feel that there is no one?" ”

The village lord knelt on the ground, not moving at all. He looked at the closed door and said, "Knock again." ”

The village owner's words, as a family member, the pony is lowly and does not dare to disobey, even if he thinks that there is no one in the house, he will knock it.

"Knock knock!"

"Knock knock!"

"Ma'am?"

"Knock knock!"

"Is there anyone in the house?"

The pony knocked, but there was still no movement in the house.

There was a knock on the door, and the pony didn't know that there was anyone in the house. He asked the village owner, "Village master, is there still no movement in the house?" ”

The village owner felt that his family's situation was angry with him. He said, "You knock for a while." ”

The pony was about to stretch out his hand, and he asked, "Are you still knocking on the village master?" ”

The village owner replied: "Go knock." ”

Unable to do so, the pony knocked on the closed door in front of him.

"Knock knock!"

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"Knock knock!"

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The pony knocks, but knocks on the door but doesn't shout.

The village owner didn't care about him when he heard it, just listened to whether there was any movement in the house?

The pony knocked for a while, turned around and said, "Village master, is there anyone in this house?" ”

At this time, the village owner was also unsure whether there was anyone in the house or not.

The village owner couldn't, so he had to say again: "Knock again, knock again." ”

"Still knocking on the village master?" Pony asked.

"Knock." There was nothing the village owner could do.

The pony can't do it either, so he has to knock on the door.

"Knock knock! Knock knock! ”

"Is there anyone in the house?" The pony shouted.

"Knock, keep knocking." The village lord gestures to the pony.

The pony continued to knock on the door, and knocked again.

The pony knocked for a while, and finally annoyed the village lord's house, she got out of bed, found the booklet, and did not let the maid in the house give it, ran to the door angrily, pulled the door open, smashed the booklet in the village owner's face, and scolded: "Go to the village and kneel!" ”

"Bang bang!" The words of the village lord will close the door hard. She closed the door and went to lie down on the bed. When the maid saw this, she stood still and did not speak.

"Oops!" The village owner hurriedly took the booklet smashed in his face into his hand.

The door was closed, and the village lord did not dare to greet his family, so he opened the booklet and looked at it, and it was a new booklet that was not full.

The village lord closed the booklet, got up and looked at the closed door, and said to himself: "Why am I kneeling in front of the ya, one person to see, and a group of people have to come to see it?" ”

The village lord thought and walked out with the booklet.

"Why hasn't this village master come out yet?" One was in front of the lively people, and the waiting was already a little impatient. As soon as he finished speaking, the village lord appeared in the yatang, and two people followed him.

The monkey and pony were called out of the hut by the village owner, who did not tell them to leave, but they did not dare to leave, and the village owner followed him wherever he went.

The village lord brought the booklet, sat on the chair, and said to the shopkeeper and the shopkeeper: "The two of you have been waiting for a long time, looking for the booklet, and forgetting where the booklet is?" ”

When the pony and the monkey heard this, they looked at the village owner and the two of them and laughed, they didn't think that the village master could lie?

The shopkeeper of the road and the shopkeeper looked at the village owner, waiting for the village owner to write it down in the booklet so that he could sign it.

The village lord sat on a chair, opened the booklet, took a pen and copied all the suitable materials written on the paper.

After the village lord finished copying, he checked it from beginning to end, and said, "You two come here, come and sign the pledge." ”

The shopkeeper got up and walked to the village owner's table.

The village owner gave him a pen in one hand and a finger in the other, and said, "Sign and draw here." ”

The shopkeeper signed and wanted to press his handprint, but he didn't find the ink on the table, so he asked, "Village master, how do you draw a seal?" ”

The shopkeeper got off the stool, his body couldn't stand up straight because of the pain in his buttocks, and he endured the pain and came to the village master's table. The village owner didn't see the ink, so he said to a servant: "Go, go to the yatang and bring the ink." ”

"It's the village owner." The officer replied and went.

The village master sat down and looked at the beaten shopkeeper, he handed him the pen, took the booklet over, and said, "Sign here." ”

The shopkeeper signed, returned the pen to the village owner and said, "Village master, why is the stick of this village government so heavy?" ”

The village lord took the pen and booklet and said, "Is it heavy?" ”

The shopkeeper replied: "Isn't this heavy?" ”

The shopkeeper stretched out two fingers and said, "I kicked someone, slapped someone, and received five sticks, and I will never hit someone first next time." Start beating people first, and as soon as you enter the official mansion, that's the end. ”

The village lord held the table in his hand and replied, "Well, just remember." ”

The shopkeeper was almost lying on the table, he glanced at the shopkeeper on the road, and said in his heart: "In the future, he will have to think and think." ”

The official came to the yatang, took the ink, and went back with a water and fire stick to hand the inks to the village owner.

The official brought the ink.

"Hmm." The village master took the ink, took the booklet and said to the shopkeeper: "Come, make a handprint here." ”

The shopkeeper stretched out his hand and pressed the ink, pressed it to the place pointed by the village master, and he said, "That's the end, right?" ”

The village lord replied: "That's it." ”

Then the village master pushed the ink and the booklet to the shopkeeper, stretched out his arm and pointed at it, and said, "Put a mudra there." ”

"Oops." The shopkeeper's buttocks hurt, so he reached out and pressed the ink, and pressed it to the place where the village master was pointing.

The shopkeeper raised his fingers, and the village owner took the booklet and the ink. He looked at the booklet, "Hmm." He nodded again, closed the booklet and said, "It's over." ”

The village lord picked up the startling wood and slapped it on the table, and said loudly: "Retreat!" ”

"Mighty!" The servants knocked sticks on the ground and shouted these two words at length.

The village owner saw that he didn't care about him, stood up, and said to the two family members first: "Carry the tables and chairs back." ”

"It's the village owner."

The monkey pony responded, and prepared to lift the table first.

The village lord got up, took the poems, booklets, and shocking wood he had written in his hand, and said, "There are also pen, ink, paper, and inkstones, you both take them back." Then the village lord said to the officials, "Go back to the yatang." ”

After speaking, the village owner took the poem he composed, as well as the booklet and the shocking wood to the yatang.

"Oops, get up." The monkey asked the shopkeeper who was lying on the table to get up.

The shopkeeper endured the pain in his buttocks, looked at the monkey, and replied: "Hey, good." ”

"Oops." Learn to straighten up but can't completely straighten up. He took two steps to the side, trying to find a place to put his hands on his crutches, but he couldn't find a more suitable place.

The pony said to the monkey, "I'll give the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone to the butler first." ”

The monkey replied, "Okay, when you come back, we'll bring the table back to the butler." ”

"Okay." The pony took the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and brought it back to the butler.

The village lord was sitting in the yatang, and the startling wood was placed on the table, and he was sitting, but he wanted to find the ground and kneel. His family asked him to kneel in front of the ya, and now there are so many people in front of the ya, why do they kneel?

Holding a pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, the family Ding Xiaoma hurried over and asked him, "Village master." ”

The village lord looks at the pony and lets him pass.

The pony took back the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and the village lord couldn't sit still now, so he said in his heart: "What about me kneeling?" ”