The village owner didn't know where to kneel, and the shopkeeper was beaten five times with a stick, and he couldn't find a suitable place.

The village lord said to himself, "Do you want to go back to the house and kneel?" ”

The insider asked him to kneel in front of the ya, there are so many people in front of the ya, and he is the head of a village, can't he kneel?

Even if there is no one in front of the ya, when the village owner kneels, one person will shout to the others when he sees it: "Hey, isn't that the village master?" How did he kneel in front of the village office? ”

Someone listened and said, "Yes, I see? ”

When this person saw that it was true, he would also say, "Hey! is really the village owner, how can he kneel in front of the village office? ”

Then a third person listened, and he said, "Yes, I'll take a look." ”

This third person looks really good, and he will also be like the first two said, "Hey! How did the village lord kneel in front of the village office? ”

At this time, a fourth person will listen, stand with the three of them, and when he sees that it is really the village owner, he will also say: "Hey, it is really the village master, why does the village master kneel in front of the village office?" ”

Seeing four people standing there and watching, the others would gather around without listening to the four to see what was going on. When they saw the village lord kneeling there, everyone would say, "Hey, isn't that the village owner?" How did he kneel? ”

The village owner thought that he couldn't kneel in front of the village government at all.

You can't kneel in front of the village office, the village owner thinks, it's better to kneel in front of the house.

He took the booklet into his arms, looked at the "Four Haves" made in the poem with the old Derby, folded it and carried it into his arms.

The village lord got up and went to the front of the house. The quilt pillow was still on the ground, and he didn't play with his heart, he knelt directly on the ground, not kneeling on the soft quilt pillow.

Pony took back the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and returned from the housekeeper's house, where he saw the village master kneeling in front of the house again. He came over with questions and asked, "Village Master, why are you kneeling again?" ”

The village owner replied: "I made a mistake." ”

The pony looked, "Why doesn't this village master kneel on the quilt?" ”

The pony didn't care about this, and he said, "Village master, I'll go and carry the butler's table and chair back for him." He smiled at the village lord and left.

The village lord knelt in front of the house, waiting for the insiders to come out and forgive him.

The pony went to the front of the yamen to carry the table with the monkey, and the shopkeeper wanted to go to the yaqian to hold the wooden barrier placed there, but was stopped by the yaqian soldiers, and the four yaqian soldiers all pushed him and shouted at him: "Hey! It's not your house to go up there! ”

"Hey! Go to the side! ”

"Hey! The village is forbidden to approach! ”

"Hey! Don't go near the village office if it's okay! ”

The four former soldiers of the Yaqian learned from the shopkeeper, each with their own words.

The four soldiers were holding the shopkeeper, and the monkey pony had lifted the table back.

"What are you doing here, what are you doing here? Beat me like this, and I'll go to the wooden barrier for a while. "The shopkeeper's butt hurts and retreats.

The shopkeeper of Lu Shan Road, who sold bamboo baskets and barrels, has left at some point.

Lao De sat on the chair and saw that the table was carried away, and he knew that the chair he was sitting on would soon be carried away.

The soldiers pushed the shopkeeper aside, and they watched the shopkeeper return to the original position of the door.

The shopkeeper walked to Lao De's side with difficulty, held the back of the chair in his hand, and said: "Oh, I'm grass, I will fight with people in the future, and I won't do anything first." ”

Lao De had a plaster on his head and a plaster on his knees.

Lao De patted the thigh of the injured knee and said, "Learn from the shopkeeper, I have plasters on my head and knees, you and I can be described as a raccoon dog?" ”

"A raccoon dog?" The shopkeeper said, "Does a raccoon dog describe an injury?" ”

Lao De replied: "This idiom, an idiom can often understand several meanings, and a raccoon dog can also be understood as both of them are injured." ”

The shopkeeper replied: "A raccoon dog means that two people are not good, how can you think that both of them are injured?" ”

Lao De replied: "This is called learning, you have heard it for the first time, and the raccoon dog of a hill also means that both of them were injured." ”

The shopkeeper felt that what Lao De said really made some sense, and he replied: "It's really the first time I've heard of it." ”

Lao De looked at the shopkeeper's injured appearance and said, "If you are injured, I will also be injured, and I will sit on the chair if you press the chair." ”

"Hey!" Lao De sighed, patted his uninjured leg and said, "This chair is about to be taken away." ”

The shopkeeper also knew that the chair was about to be taken away, and he said, "I am inconvenient to walk, who will carry me home?" ”

Lao De waited for his daughter-in-law to come to him and helped him home. He said: "I'm waiting for my daughter-in-law to help me home, you can only find a good person and carry you home." ”

"It's hard to find good people, right?" Learn from the shopkeeper to look at the smaller crowd.

Those who gathered to see the excitement, seeing the case, there was nothing to see, and they all went one after another. There are also those who stay.

Lao De looked at those who stayed to watch the excitement, patted the uninjured leg, and said, "You are injured, and they are worried that you will slander people." ”

"What? Worried about me being a liar? The shopkeeper was very surprised when he heard this, and he said: "Let's not say that I don't lack the money, I don't know how to learn Jiuche at all." ”

Lao De didn't say that the shopkeeper was that person, he said: "I didn't say that you are that person, I mean them, they are worried that you will slander people." Lao De said, pointing to those who stayed to watch the excitement.

The shopkeeper listened, thought for a while, and said, "Why don't you say this?" ”

Lao De wondered and asked, "How can I say this as if I didn't say it?" ”

The shopkeeper said: "You said that they were worried that I was slandering, doesn't this mean that I am slandering?" ”

Lao De said: "I'm not saying that you are slandering, I mean that they are worried that you are slandering, they?" Lao De said, pointing to those who stayed to watch the excitement.

"Them?" Learn to look at the shopkeeper who stayed to watch the excitement.

This sentence has two meanings, but the shopkeeper did not come up with the other meaning, he asked: "They? What about them? ”

Lao De said: "They are worried that you are slandering, and they are worried." I'm not saying you're a liar. ”

The shopkeeper said: "Don't you just say that I am a liar? ”

Lao De said: "I didn't say that you were slandering, I meant them, they were worried that you were slandering." ”

The shopkeeper shouted, "Aren't you saying that I'm a liar?" ”

Lao De said loudly: "I mean them, they are all worried about you slandering people? ”

The shopkeeper got angry and said, "Are you scolding me?" ”

Lao De saw that the shopkeeper didn't understand, and he was also angry, he said: "When I scold you, I mean them." Lao De was angry and pointed to those who stayed to watch the excitement.

The shopkeeper shouted at Lao De: "If you scold me, I will say it directly!" ”

Lao De saw the chair and stood up, grabbed the chair and said loudly: "What are you shouting at me!" ”

Seeing Lao De grabbing the chair, he subconsciously grabbed the chair, "Why do you want to fight?" ”

Lao De said: "No, what are you shouting to me?" ”

The shopkeeper said: "If you scold people, you will scold them directly, don't always be them." ”

Lao De said: "You, you don't understand the meaning. ”

When the shopkeeper saw Lao De stumbling when he spoke, he learned Lao De: "You, you, if you scold people, just say it directly, don't always keep them." ”