Looking at Dong Zhanyun's appearance of wanting to speak, the little girl couldn't help but laugh out loud and said, "Fool, can't we see your little belly chicken intestines?" The ghost girl said impatiently: "You haven't passed this level, who told you to collude with others to cheat?" Dong Zhanyun was stunned and didn't know how to justify, and after hesitating for a moment, Dong Zhanyun had to tell the truth: "It was the housekeeper who took the initiative to find me, and he can testify to this." ”

The ghost girl knocked on Dong Zhanyun's head and said, "Then who is your daughter-in-law?" Dong Zhanyun couldn't get over, so he had to obey: "You." The little girl continued: "Then who do you say you don't listen to us?" Dong Zhanyun was speechless, so he had to nod and say: "That's right, it's still the daughter-in-law who said it is reasonable~!" The ghost girl was satisfied: "Barely passed, don't take it as an example, and then let the daughter-in-law below be satisfied and you will pass the test~!Go, get up the sedan chair~!"

After a while, an old man with a flushed face stood on the street with a smile, waiting for Dong Zhanyun to come. Liu Jingshui pressed the formation behind, and the old man said with a smile: "This time it's better than drinking, of course, if you want to be right, I'll drink a drink, on the contrary, you will drink a jar." Dong Zhanyun was a little puzzled: "What do you want to be right this time?" The old man smiled and said: "I want to pair pairs and couplets, and finally compose a poem on the spot to express my literary brilliance~!"

Although Dong Zhanyun was miserable, he had no choice but to nod and say, "Old gentleman, please." The old man smiled and said, "Okay, listen to the first sentence:

At the end of the crowd, there are all people. Dong Zhanyun thought for a moment and said: "Happy celebrations, happy events, happy parties~!" The old man nodded and said, "If it's very good, then start the second round now." Before Dong Zhanyun was ready, suddenly a basin of water fell from the sky and buckled it onto Dong Zhanyun's head

...... A group of children shouted loudly: "I want you to marry my sister, I want you to marry my sister, the master will let you taste the taste of water today~!"

Liu Jingshui couldn't help but cover her mouth, her mouth had already opened into an O-shape! Just now I was thinking about what kind of idea my mother-in-law would come up with, but I didn't expect it to be such a play...... I saw Yu Qianqiong in the shadows waving his little hand and said to Liu Jingshui: "Change the rules now, quickly~!" Liu Jingshui immediately understood and said loudly: "From now on, Xiao Zhanzhan must not only please my brother, but also deal with this old gentleman's pair, and he is not allowed to lose his temper with his little brother~!"

Dong Zhanyun's fire that had just started was immediately extinguished, and he lifted the lid of the basin and wiped the shit on his face, and said with a smile: "Little brother, how do you know that my brother loves this mouth~!" After speaking, Dong Zhanyun endured the fishy smell and licked the shit: "It's delicious~!" The little brother believed it, and was actually scared away, shouting as he ran: "Oh my God, there are people who like to eat shit~!" When the little brother walked away, Dong Zhanyun spit out and said: "It's disgusting, fortunately, I'm witty~!" The old man didn't hesitate to praise when he saw this: " The little brother is really witty, no wonder he can marry such a beautiful girl~!

Dong Zhanyun said a little proudly: "The old man really has a vision, it's still hello~!" Liu Jingshui didn't expect this result, and couldn't help but say a few words: "

Then this old man is so good, you better live with him~!" Dong Zhanyun had no choice but to surrender: "Where did you say quietly, how could he be better than you~!"

Yu Tianqiong couldn't make a plan to regenerate, so he said: "You take the opportunity to ask him to answer the question while chasing that child, and you are not allowed to use spells."

, see what he do~!" Liu Jingshui couldn't help but hide his face and smiled: "You don't want to chase that kid quickly, and you can't use spells, and you still have to answer the question~!"

Dong Zhanyun saw that the old gentleman was about to open his mouth, so he immediately grabbed the old gentleman and chased after the little brother.

Yu Tianqiong laughed and kept saying: "You are smart, but you are still a bad move than the old lady, look at the old lady~!"

, several men dressed in servant garbs took the order. (Dong Zhanyun took the old man's hand and ran, Dong Zhanyun turned his head and saw a flushed face, and suddenly music sounded in the scene: "YouaremyDestiny, Youare ......" Dong Zhanyun: "Your sister, why is this one.") ”）

Dong Zhanyun was pulling the old gentleman to chase after the little brother at this time, Dong Zhanyun knew that it was too late to chase after him, but after thinking about it, Dong Zhanyun took out a tracking mouse from the storage wrench and released it. After a while, a message came from the tracking rat, and Dong Zhanyun moved in this direction. Just when Dong Zhanyun was highly concentrated, the old man asked: "The rat search and tracking technique is unbearable. After hearing this, Dong Zhanyun hurriedly said: "It is not impossible to carry a sedan chair to courtship. ”

The old man stroked his beard and said, "Okay, I'll have a drink." After speaking, the old man drank a glass, and with a smile in his eyes, he was very satisfied and said to himself: "Miss's son is really good and brilliant, and he deserves to be the blood of our royal family." The old man thought for a moment and quickly came up with a plan: "Listen, this time it's a couplet, and the upper couplet is: Wedding, wine, and jokes." You have to make a link and a horizontal batch. Dong Zhanyun continued: "Xialian: Newlywed, new house, new Yan'er." The horizontal batch is: rejoicing in the enemy. ”

The old gentleman clapped his hands and exclaimed: "Okay, it's really a good couplet, not only neat and neat, but also elegant in artistic conception, then I'll write down this good couplet, I'll have a drink." Dong Zhanyun didn't pay attention to it, but he started to have a headache when he saw the scene in front of him. In front of me, a group of people dressed exactly the same as the little brother just now, and the most terrible thing was that they were all wearing masks......

Taking advantage of his illness to kill him, the old gentleman had already made up his mind, so when Dong Zhanyun was out of his mind, he suddenly said: "You are now writing a poem to express your mood at this moment." Dong Zhanyun reacted a few seconds slowly, but looking at the large group of identical children in front of him, Dong Zhanyun had no choice but to write poems and chase at the same time. Dong Zhanyun thought about it and took out a handful of powder in distress and scattered it into the distance, he wanted to choke on the looted stone mud and use it to smoke these children

。 If Dong Zhanyun had harvested a Ten Thousand Poison Stone Chrysanthemum Beast in the past, it would be a good thing worth ten thousand catties of spiritual liquid, and he could also use it to refine medicine

。 "Ahem, cough~!" As the smoke rose, those children couldn't help but unmask them, and Dong Zhanyun looked at it, but none of them were him.

Dong Zhanyun couldn't help but smile bitterly and wrote a poem: "There are children everywhere, and the pre-wedding banquet is starting one after another. What is the reason for cheating in the water, the pink beauty hides her face and smiles. The old man frowned slightly, but he still said bluntly: "This poem barely passes, although it is full of charm, but the battle is not very neat, the structure is a little messy, and the rhyme is not very satisfied." The old gentleman was still talking, and Dong Zhanyun was already impatiently pulling him to continue the search.

The old gentleman hesitated for a long time and finally said: "Zhanyun, have you worked poetry couplets over the years?" Dong Zhanyun didn't reply: "Naturally not." The old man finally sighed and said: "That's it, that's it, that's it, the old assessment will end here, you can go and find someone yourself." After speaking, let go of Dong Zhanyun's hand, turned around and left. Dong Zhanyun was also helpless, seeing that the old man was so reasonable, he continued to look for it silently.

Yu Tianqiong, who was hiding in the shadows, grinned and said: "Good boy, I actually passed the old gentleman first, but people are not so easy to find."

, you better be mentally prepared first~!hehe~!" After speaking, with a wave of his hand, a person hiding in the shadows took the order. Dong Zhanyun faintly felt that there was an unknown danger in front of him. Sure enough, there was a huge monster with a big mouth in front of him, and I saw that this beast was nearly 100 meters tall and nearly 30 meters wide, exuding an aura close to Mahayana.

This is not over, Dong Zhanyun suddenly found that less than 100 meters in front of him was actually the little brother who appeared just now! That little brother was obviously frightened, and the fog was so angry just now that for no reason inadvertently obscured the breath of the giant beast, coupled with the child's own carelessness, he actually noticed it when the giant beast spoke. But this distance was simply a step away for the giant beast, and now it was impossible for the little brother to escape.

"Oops, how could this thing appear?" Dong Zhanyun saw the face of the giant beast clearly and realized that this giant beast was really tricky. That giant beast was a superb dragon with dragon blood. Coupled with this guy's powerful cultivation, Dong Zhanyun secretly pinched a cold sweat for himself. Dong Zhanyun didn't dare to relax, and soon released one of his seven masteries: "Summoning the Emperor of the Underworld." ”

"Huhuhu~!" Bursts of cold yin and underworld qi rose, and one after another underworld tombstones appeared, and one after another Hades appeared, with a breath of underworld, attacking this giant beast!" "Hmm~!" The giant beast only felt a burst of coldness, and then a large amount of yang energy on his body was sucked away, and a wave of weak and tired thoughts swept over. Dong Zhanyun then made another move: "Yin and Yang Ten Thousand Law Realm." "Countless yin and yang clones that are not far from Dong Zhanyun's cultivation appeared, and the yin and yang clones that were originally cultivated at the beginning commanded many clones to attack and kill one after another!

Dong Zhanyun then released his third trick: "Ten thousand laws are one." Dong Zhanyun only felt that his entire body was full of suction, gathering the surrounding emotions such as tyranny, despair, fanaticism, excitement, ecstasy, and sadness, turning into a colorful flower that exuded the aura of destruction and throwing it out, and a crystal lotus throne also appeared under Dong Zhanyun. Dong Zhanyun instantly urged the dragon and phoenix Chengxiang to the extreme, and an obscure inscription appeared behind him, surrounding the flower and striking away! At this time, a vague figure appeared in the sky above the giant beast, it was the empress!

"Bang Ka~!" Although the giant beast has peerless magical powers, but it can't parry this wave of attacks, under the hands of the empress, it only persists for a while and the skin and flesh bloom, although it is only a little injured, but it arouses the ferocity of the giant beast, a claw shoots out, and the empress is silently annihilated! But the formation of the underworld gives the empress another summoning of the doppelganger projection, and the giant beast has no strength and has no time to use the second move, the second wave of attacks is here!

"Boom~!" The giant beast only felt a cramping pain in his chest, and his chest was seriously injured by something unknown! A cloud of blood appeared on the giant beast's chest, and then the giant beast roared, and countless yin and yang clones actually burst open and disappeared in front of him. A destructive aura of emotion rainbow flowers quickly approached, slamming into the beast's head. The giant beast actually felt a tyrannical emotion for a moment, and slammed it under his feet, followed by a burst of weakness and exhaustion. Then the giant beast realized that it had only one breath left in front of the man just now, and the giant beast realized that it must be an illusion, and roared to forcibly expel these emotions. At this time, the inscription of the dragon and phoenix Chengxiang attacked, and I saw that the flesh and blood of the giant beast began to shrink violently, and an extremely powerful will was formed in the mind of the giant beast!