Chapter 168: Pretending to be stupid
Dong Haohai was a little uneasy and said: "I don't know what will happen if I am selected by the nine girls of Longteng, isn't this a good thing, father-in-law?" Yu Zhengkai said helplessly: "This seems to be a good thing, but because of the number of lives involved, our family Zhanyun is afraid that he will have to participate in the war between the Endless Continent and the Dark Continent~!" Li Siyu hurriedly said: "How can this work, our family Zhanyun has not yet got married~!"
Yu Zhengkai cleared his mind and said slowly: "Is there something Zhanyun and Daughter-in-law Sun are hiding from us?" Dong Zhanyun's face changed, as if he wanted to say something, but he still didn't say it. The little girl had an idea and said: "Yes, we all have bodies~!" Fan Yangxi pulled the little girl with surprise and joy: "Good guy, this kid is really angry~!" Li Siyu knew that things were not so simple, but he still couldn't help but ask his daughter-in-law now
physical condition, in order to hug the big fat boy as soon as possible.
Yu Zhengkai knew that things were not so simple, and looked at Dong Zhanyun and said: "Zhanyun, you still tell the truth~!" Dong Zhanyun had a headache and said: "I remember the last time in the Endless Yin Wind, several little girls in our family were caught in the path of the Dark Continent and were accidentally controlled. Yu Zhengkai's face sank and said, "Then the empress saved them?" Dong Zhanyun nodded and said, "Exactly, it is true." ”
Yu Zhengkai said helplessly: "Okay, it should have been your responsibility, you should still get married first during this time, and wait for the child to be full moon before leaving."
。 Dong Zhanyun smiled and said: "Actually, my grandfather is too worried, even if the sky falls, others will bear it." What's more, there are a lot of big names on it
, What am I as a little soldier~!" Yu Zhengkai smiled a little reluctantly and said: "I hope I think about it too much, Zhan Yun, you better get married first~!"
The little girl smiled a little sly and said, "It's not so easy for you big stupid hat to marry us~!" Dong Zhanyun thought of the previous ones
The past said sweetly in his heart: "What, are you going to give me any test?" Lin Ke'er smiled like a flower and said: "Then it depends on whether you have the ability to come~!" Dong Zhanyun said arrogantly: "If you have the ability, let the horse come~!" The ghost girl smiled and said: "We want to see if you are powerful or we are powerful~!"
Dong Zhanyun suddenly thought of something, and smiled a little bitterly and said: "Don't go too far~!" The little girl snorted coldly and said: "Look at you like that, it's really cowardly~!" Yu Tianqiong also spoke: "Haha, this time, the old lady personally presides over it, don't bully their mother's family is a little weak." In the future, our mother-in-law and daughter-in-law will join forces to defeat this bastard boy. Yu Qianqiong continued thoughtfully: "Plus his bastard daddy~!"
In the early morning of this day, Dong Zhanyun got up early, and a group of people wore orange red flowers to go up to marry. Just walked less than five miles, a group of people stopped Dong Zhanyun, Dong Zhanyun was surprised to find that his father was actually sitting next to him and became the chief examiner. Dong Zhanyun dismounted and saluted: "Father, Zhanyun's wedding is still bothering you, it's really ......" Dong Chengwei interrupted: "Wait a minute, these words will be said later, you stand here first." ”
After speaking, Dong Chengwei took Dong Zhanyun to a small pavilion, and there was a small puddle not far away, Dong Chengwei said with a solemn expression: "You stand at the stone outside the most puddle." Dong Zhanyun stood up as he said, and Dong Chengwei continued: "Now there are only fifteen steps away from the pavilion outside the puddle, and you can take a step forward every time you answer a question correctly, and if you do the opposite, you will step back and draw an object." If you answer all the questions incorrectly, you won't be able to spend candle nights in the cave today~!"
Dong Zhanyun smiled bitterly and said: "Daddy won't be playing for real, right?" Dong Chengwei coughed: "This is also a helpless thing, if you pass it easily, I will sleep in the pigsty tonight~!" After speaking, Dong Chengwei took out a fan and said: "Ask: What is the birthday of the little girl?" Dong Zhanyun said without hesitation: "November 1st." Dong Chengwei continued: "Yes, take a step forward." Dong Chengwei continued: "What is the nickname of the little girl for the first time you inadvertently said?" Dong Zhanyun said hesitantly: "Greedy ......" Dong Chengwei urged: "What are you greedy?"
Dong Zhanyun finally spoke: "Gluttonous pig~!" Dong Chengwei said with a smile: "Okay, the little girl will draw a pig herself~! Take a step back~."
The little girl stepped forward as she said, and was about to draw a pig on Dong Zhanyun's face. Suddenly, Yu Qianqiong said to the little girl with great interest: "You might as well ask him to ride that pig, see if he dares to forget~!" The ghost girl over there had an idea: "That's it, if he wants to pass the test faster, let him kiss the pig~!hehe~!"
The little girl rolled her eyes and asked Dong Zhanyun: "If you can't say your nickname before I change my mind and want you to ride a pig, then I will let you kiss this pig and die Xiao Zhanzhan." Dong Zhanyun had no choice but to cry and laugh: "Okay, but I really don't remember the nickname, don't there still be more than a dozen questions?" The little girl muttered: "If you don't remember, you will be miserable~! ”
The little girl stepped forward and kissed Dong Zhanyun, and directly drew a sow face on her face to Dong Zhanyun. The little girl suddenly opened her mind and said:
"It's not fun like this, it's better to let you ride the pig forward, as long as the pig can reach the pavilion, how about you pass the level?" The ghost girl said happily: "First of all, you are not allowed to use spells~!" Dong Zhanyun's face turned blue. (Da Zhang Wei said: "Life is passable, and my face is a little green.") ”)
Soon, someone nearby brought a pig, and Dong Zhanyun had to sit down honestly. "Eh, this pig is very big~!" Dong Zhanyun suddenly realized that something was wrong. The pig stumbled and ran quickly to the pool next to it. Dong Zhanyun was shocked, and before he could react, the pig plunged into the pool! Fortunately, Dong Zhanyun reacted in time, and jumped after the pig entered the water, and Dong Zhanyun was also poured water...... When he looked down, Dong Zhanyun only felt that the crotch of his pants was cold, and the water splashed by the pig actually soaked the key parts.
Everyone burst into laughter, and Dong Zhanyun couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into. The little girl smiled and said with some distress: "Okay, okay, even if you can pass the test." Really, so unsweet-hearted, people's nicknames are gluttonous ghosts, stupid brothers. The ghost girl was a little unhappy and said:
"And me, when did I first meet you, Xiao Zhanzhan?" Dong Zhanyun couldn't think of it for a while, so he had to do it for a while:
"Uh-huh......" scratched his head.
The little girl stepped forward and dried her clothes with a spell and said, "I guess you can't remember this yourself, so don't embarrass him." The ghost girl muttered, "Then I just want him to say a few years ago." Dong Zhanyun said firmly: "I remember very clearly that it was nine years ago in May. ”
The ghost girl thought carefully and said, "You still have a little conscience." As a result, the little girl stepped on Dong Zhanyun's toes and said, "Then why don't you remember my nickname, do you still have a little conscience?" Dong Zhanyun couldn't help it, so he had to gently kiss the little girl's forehead and said, "Okay, it's okay, right?" The little girl smiled a little sly and said, "You bastard, in fact, it would be good if you kissed me earlier?"
Dong Zhanyun was upset and said, "What, what else are you going to prepare?" At this time, a voice suddenly said: "Master, I know what's going on." When Dong Zhanyun heard that it was actually the housekeeper's voice, he couldn't help but let go of most of his heart, so he asked, "What's the matter?" The housekeeper continued: "Treasure appreciation, the little girl will ask you to go to treasure appraisal later." You just drag it and I'll help you. Dong Zhanyun smiled and said quietly: "Then let's go, who is afraid of who~!" Dong Zhanyun then asked: "Butler, who dares to send you?" The housekeeper hehehe: "Who else, your ancestors." ”
Dong Zhanyun thought so: "I see." After crossing the bridge, Dong Zhanyun finally saw the test site. A scholar-like man stood there, his eyes were a little misty, and he was holding an antique that was some years old, and he didn't know what he was doing. The butler's voice came again: "That scholar is just an ornament, the key is the bottle, and the bottle can use the technique of space to see the words inside the bottle." ”
Dong Zhanyun said suddenly: "Is that bottle engraved with Lin Keer's engraving, but they want me to guess the age of this bottle?" The housekeeper patted his ass and said: "It is worthy that the master is really smart, but this kind of engraving is also more obvious, and it is easy to recognize, but ......" The housekeeper was about to speak, and a cold stick suddenly knocked down, knocking the housekeeper unconscious. Yu Tianqiong appeared from behind and said: "I knew that you were colluding, hehe, I would have changed the test question a long time ago~!
Dong Zhanyun thought that it was an accident and couldn't hear it clearly, but he didn't care, and before the little girl could speak, Dong Zhanyun bravely stepped forward and said:
"Isn't it just an appraisal of antiques, I promise to succeed immediately~!" The little girl nodded and encouraged: "Come on, be careful~!" The ghost girl grimaced: "Don't tell him~!" Dong Zhanyun confidently looked at the vase, scanned the bottom of the vase with the eye of the heavenly spirit, and found six words: "Dong Zhanyun is a fool." ”
Dong Zhanyun was embarrassed and embarrassed to speak. The little girl said with a playful look: "Tell me quickly, how old is this?" Dong Zhanyun said with a dark face: "Isn't there a word on it, it should be...... This one. The ghost girl then asked: "What words, why don't we know~!" Dong Zhanyun had no choice but to speak: "Okay, I'm a fool." The little girl said with an innocent face: "You are original." The ghost girl said worriedly: "Yes, did you have a cold and fever just now?"