Text: Look at your stupidity

The mushroom head walked through a corner with the panda man, and thought: "Mentally retarded, with the corpse of the Fire Beast King, I am half angry, now is the time for him to be proud, and when he gets carried away, he may reveal his plan to push the Boar King, if I know his plan, I want to take care of him, isn't it an easy thing?" Thinking of this, he stopped and put a smug smile on his face. When the panda man saw that the mushroom head suddenly stopped, he still smiled stupidly on his face, and he was very surprised in his heart, and said in his heart: "This guy can't be stupid!" He asked, "Mushroom, what are you stupid about?" The mushroom head said, "I'm going to listen to the corner!" The panda man said strangely: "Play a game and listen to people's corners?" Again, he asked, "Why?" The mushroom head looked like he was holding a pearl of wisdom, shook his head and said: "As the so-called knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent, you will not be defeated in a hundred battles; Knowing oneself without knowing the other, one wins and one loses; I don't know who I am, I don't know myself, I will die in every battle. Now the mentally retarded guy got the corpse of the Fire Beast King with this I don't know where to go.,I'm half angry.,Now it's his spring breeze proud.。。。 As soon as he told the panda man what he thought in his heart, he couldn't help but say it, and dragged the panda man to the corner of the wall to eavesdrop on Wang Jun's mentally retarded conversation.

Wang Jun listened to the mentally retarded mockery of the mushroom head, smiled, walked to the corpse of the Fire Light Beast King, fiddled with the head of the Fire Light Beast King, looked at the big hole in the back of the Fire Light Beast King's head, and said with a smile: "The hole in the back of the head is bitten out by sharp teeth." The direction of the cave you see leads directly to the location of the Fire Light Beast King's Demon Pill, and the Fire Light Beast King's has long been taken away by other demon beasts. He was mentally retarded with deep meaning: "Did you already know that the Demon Pill of the Fire Light Beast King was gone, and you let the mage see that you came out of the Demon Pill, purely to anger him." ”

The mentally retarded smiled, pointed to the direction where the mushroom head left, and said, "Uncle, it's not like you haven't seen the grandson before, I took out the corpse of the Fire Light Beast King, and his face turned the color of pig liver." We have a grudge, I don't get angry with him, I'm angry with whoever goes. Talking about the mushroom head in his mouth, he kept collecting all the materials on the body of the Fire Light Beast King with his movements, stopped and said: "This kind of opportunity, once is less, if God does not grant it, it will be punished by God." If he can be so angry that he vomits three liters of blood, that would be the best! Thinking of the face of the mushroom-headed pig's liver, he bit his finger and said: "Uncle is serious, that guy doesn't want to think about it, can the person who has a grudge against him believe it all!" As a result, the guy still believed it, he didn't die stupidly, and he could live to adulthood, which is simply the eighth wonder of the world. Looking at the sky with a reverent face, he said solemnly: "Uncle, I am also a person who has witnessed the eighth wonder of the world, and my cattle this year have fallen!" ”

When the panda man heard this, he couldn't help covering his face, and said in his heart: "That's talking about a plan!" Is it clearly a field teaching that swears people without dirty words? He quietly put his hand on the waist of the head of the mushroom and said, "Mushroom, let's go!" This grandson is a troll! Nothing useful will be spewed. ”

Mushroom Head thought that he heard the mentally retarded say that a piece of Fire Light Beast King skin was worth 20 gold, and he was jealous in his heart, he actually believed all the words of the mentally retarded, and before leaving, he was still for the Demon Pill of the Fire Light Beast King, and his heart was unbalanced, and he made trouble for a long time for the Demon Pill of the Fire Light Beast King to let other demon beasts take it away, and the mentally retarded just picked up a corpse. took a long breath and thought, "If the skills in the stomach of the Fire Beast King are not good, it is a farce directed and acted by the mentally retarded." He thought that the mentally retarded might put a skill book in the stomach of the Fire Beastmaster, and then pretended to take out a skill book from the Fire Beastmaster's stomach, claiming that he had lost the skill book. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible, snapped, slapped it on the thigh, and said, "Damn." Mushroom, you're really stupid this time! ”

When the panda man heard the mushroom head scolding him for being stupid, he was stunned for a moment and asked, "Mushroom, what did you say?" Only then did the mushroom head realize that he had lost his words, and said with an embarrassed smile: "I didn't say anything, I just said that the grandson scolded me, I didn't listen to something useful, wouldn't I be scolded in vain?" ”

Wang Jun walked up to the mentally retarded and said, "Do you know why I want to circle around the corpse of the Fire Light Beast King a few times? The retarded shook his head, indicating that he did not know. Wang Jun pointed in the direction of the corner of the wall and said, "I sensed the stupidity in your mouth, killed a horse gun, and specially pointed out your lies for him, I guess he heard all our previous conversations!" ”

Tian Fu was taken aback, Tian Fu couldn't imagine that the mushroom head actually turned back halfway, and listened to how people talked about him, and said in his heart: "Listen to a person who has a grudge against him, how can he talk about him, can this have good fruits?" Is this guy uncomfortable? Then he was overjoyed and thought: "Being led by the nose by the person I resent, isn't this the rhythm of being angry and crying stupidly." Three steps and two steps ran to the corner of the wall pointed by Wang Jun, put his hands on the edge of the wall, stretched out his head, and looked, behind the corner were the two players Mushroom Head and Panda Man. The retarded laughed: "Yo, what about the mushroom head eavesdropping?" It's really unproductive! ”

As soon as Wang Jun said that he felt that the stupidity in the mouth of the mentally retarded had killed a horse pistol, his heart was not good, and he was about to drag the panda man away, but he thought that as soon as he put his hand on the panda man's hand, the mentally retarded head stuck out of the corner of the wall. As soon as he heard the mentally retarded tone, he had no room for thought. The mushroom head had to bite the bullet and say: "Who is going to eavesdrop, who is going to eavesdropping, who is going to eavesdropping?" You have no proof, beware of me suing you for slander! ”

Tian Fu saw that the mushroom head was a little excited, eager to deny the eavesdropping, supported his chin with one hand, sighed, and said seriously: "Mushroom head, you want to hear me say that you are stupid, you just take a small horse and sit on the side, I can tell you for three days and three nights, why do you need to hide in the corner and eavesdrop like Captain Jia of the curve to save the country?" The panda man looked at the warm-hearted mentally retarded in front of him, and said in his heart: "This guy is really mentally retarded, let people take a little horse to listen to him say that people are stupid!" This brain circuit ... ”

The mentally retarded looked like he hated iron but not steel, pointed to the mushroom head and said: "Look at you stupid, think about it, if you can't hear how I say that you are stupid, wouldn't my heartfelt words be in vain." With this alone, how could I stop you from listening to me, why are you so stupid! After speaking, he pointed to Wang Jun and said, "I can't imagine this, you see how stupid you are!" ”

The panda man stupidly watched the mentally retarded saliva flying, and thought: "Although we want to hear how he pushes the boar king, but he is very level, I know that he is eavesdropping on me, should I first tell him how stupid he is, and then invite him to listen to how I say he is stupid?" ”

The mushroom head never expected that he didn't hear a single breath, but he was choked and blushed, took a few deep breaths, and tried to calm his mind, he promised that as long as Tian Fu appeared in front of him, he would not kill Tian Fu, he would not be killed, only disabled! Since the mentally retarded found out that he was eavesdropping, with the current relationship between the two, the mushroom head knew that the mentally retarded would definitely be vigilant and would not confide in his plans, and it was pointless to stay here, so he nodded heavily and said, "Okay, mentally retarded, I will admit it this time." The green mountains do not change, and the green water flows forever. Stupid hat, I'll definitely find a chance to return it to you! After saying the cruel words, he left with the panda head without looking back!

After the mushroom head left, Wang Jun asked, "Is there a feud?" The mentally retarded smiled: "If there was no hatred, I wouldn't be this run!" "When he met the Fire Beast King, the mushroom head pretended to be in the same boat, and finally blocked his back road, and briefly said it.

Wang Jun said lightly: "O traitor! After slaying the Boar King, you can test the knife with him, I have already left a mark on him! "Retarded 'um'. Wang Jun said: "He is right, knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent will not be defeated in a hundred battles; Knowing oneself without knowing the other, one wins and one loses; I don't know who I am, I don't know myself, I will die in every battle. The mentally retarded said: "Why didn't I hear him say such a sentence?" Wang Jun smiled: "That's because I'm a Xuan-level person, and you're still a tabula rasa!" Tian Fu didn't forget that Wang Jun once said that he was a heaven-level NPC, but at this time he called himself Xuan-level, and quipped: "Someone can say, killing a heaven-level person, you don't need to sweat, at this time, you call yourself Xuan-level, this two-order killing, it seems that it is far less easy than eating and drinking, right?" ”

Wang Jun knew that this was the imminent method of mental retardation, and the pride in his heart preemptively said: "The serious injury has not healed!" As soon as he finished speaking, seeing that he was mentally retarded, he still had to ask, so he preemptively said: "You still care about how to kill the wild boar king!" Gather manpower, force the boar king with crowd tactics, under the heavy money, at least an hour, most hours can gather enough manpower, and then you want to have the heyday of the withered but it will be in vain! ”

As soon as Wang Jun said this, Tian Fu remembered that he hadn't even figured out the basic information such as the skills and blood volume of the wild boar, not to mention the activity route of the wild boar king, and the setting point of the trap had not been determined? Now he still has to kill the Wild Boar King before the military 101 studio gathers enough players, so that he can cut the grass and eradicate the roots and break the skin, the time is extremely urgent, there is no time to chat, and immediately set off to the wild boar forest.

The mushroom head walked away in a negative mood, and the more he walked, the more uncomfortable he became: "No, no, no, since I have formed an enmity with the mentally retarded guy, then I can't let him do what he wants to do." Didn't he want to use the Boar King to increase the power of his skills? Then I can't say anything to let him succeed. If he is bad, the evil anger in my heart will naturally come out. Yes, yes, yes, that's it, whatever you want him to do, I'm going to stop him! He stopped and said to the panda man: "Panda, you are a soldier, you have an advantage over the mentally retarded assassin, you go to the village first and stare at the mentally retarded king and eight lambs, to see how he wants to push the wild boar king, as long as he and the wild boar king get started, I will try my best to create obstacles for him, so that he is not happy!" ”

Panda Human: "What about you? The mushroom head said: "Of course, I went to the army 101 to sign up!" If you have gold coins, you won't take them for nothing! As soon as he mentioned Army 101, a flash of inspiration flashed in his heart, and he said, "Yes, that's it!" The pandaman asked, "That's it!" The mushroom head smiled: "I have thought of a way to add to the blockage of the mentally retarded!" Panda said, "Oh, what's the solution?" The mushroom head shook his head and said, "Mountain people have their own tricks!" Seeing the mysterious look of the mushroom head, the panda man quipped: "Shouldn't Zhou Lang have a clever plan to settle the world!" The mushroom head said yearningly: "Lao Tzu really wants to be this Zhou Lang, Zhou Lang has a big Qiao!" This big Joe is white and beautiful... The two talked about digression and talked about women. When the panda man saw that the mushroom head wanted to sell Guanzi, he didn't ask too much, anyway, the mushroom head would definitely show him off when he was proud, so there was nothing to worry about. Follow the mushroom head's instructions to track down the retarded.

Tian Fu originally thought that Wang Jun would not go to the wild boar forest with him, but he didn't want Wang Jun to go with him, according to Wang Jun, just to see the on-the-spot reaction of the mentally retarded. Tian Fu's mentally retarded and NPC Wang Jun let the panda people target him as soon as he left the village. Not long after walking, Wang Jun found the panda man following behind him, and said, "Mentally retarded, the tail behind, what are you going to do?" The mentally retarded didn't raise his head and said: "It's okay, I'm worried that I haven't figured out the details of the wild boar, since there is a tail behind it, let him do it for him!" Wang Jun approvingly: "You will make reasonable use of resources!" ”

Mentally retarded, Wang Jun once came to the quagmire of the wild boar forest, and everywhere he looked, trees broke their roots everywhere, and the soil mixed with the branches turned sideways on the ground. Container-sized mud masses carve out paths through the woodland. Wang Jun gestured to the pig's hoof prints on the ground and said, "Look at the signs here, several wild boars are fighting here!" ”

At this time, the mushroom head found that it was slightly cool at night, and signed him and the panda man to join the group of pushing the wild boar king. The mushroom head said to the night slightly: "Slightly cool, do you know the mentally retarded person?" In the night, he thought for a while: "I know that I am mentally retarded, level 0 pushed down the level 10 devil frog, came up with the idea of using blood to attract leeches in the pond, killing the leeches in the pit with quicklime, quickly leveling up, and then killed the level 15 argal goat king, he is a hard stubble!" "Thanks to the blessing of the live broadcast of the RMB warriors, Tian Fu used the way of leveling with pig blood and quicklime to spread the "Spring and Autumn" major novice villages for a long time, and I have heard of it being slightly cool at night. The mushroom head smiled slightly: "It's not all, he just pushed the Fire Beast King an hour ago." ”

The night was slightly cool, and he said with some disbelief: "The Fire Light Beast King has slaughtered hundreds of players in the white phosphate cave!" Mushroom Head grinned and sent a screenshot of the game to Nightshade, which was the corpse of the Fire Beastmaster that the mentally retarded showed him. As soon as he saw the corpse of the Fire Light Beast King lying on the ground, it was difficult to react for a while, and the mushroom head continued: "He said that he knew the RMB warrior, and the RMB warrior asked him to make a sealing order." And he, now, is going to the boar forest to fight the boss. "Regardless of whether the trench in the mouth of the night is a RMB soldier or not, the mentally retarded can get the sub-sealing order, you can give the sub-sealing order to the RMB soldier, or you can give the moat in the mouth of the night Weiliang, the night Weiliang once said that only the first piece of the sub-sealing order is valuable, once the mentally retarded gets the sub-sealing order, the matter of the sub-sealing order naturally has nothing to do with his night Weiliang, Yu public and private night Weiliang must prevent the mentally retarded from pushing the wild boar king.

The night was slightly cool and thought about it, "I can. . . Mushroom Head interrupted him and said, "Why share it with someone when you can swallow it alone?" "The reason why the mushroom head wants to hold the mentally retarded, and the killing of others who are mentally retarded to pick up the leakage of the Fire Light Beast King is to shape the mentally retarded into a master, so that the night is slightly cool, and the threat of the mentally retarded to the sealing order has been sent to the opposite side of the night is slightly cool. This sentence is just to block the idea of recruiting mentally retarded groups for Ye Weiliang, and he wants to borrow Ye Weiliang's hand to lick the mentally retarded.

The mushroom head saw that there was a look of struggle between the eyebrows of the night Weiliang, he knew that the night was slightly cool and he must be thinking about the threat of the mentally retarded to the sealing order, and he knew that it was impossible for the night to give up the business of the sealing order, and sneered in his heart: "Dozens of players rob you together, I want to see what you do?" Just when Mushroom Head was proud, the panda man sent his sights and news to Mushroom Head. When the mushroom head saw the news given to him by the panda man, his face changed greatly, and he said to the night slightly: "Slightly cool, my friend told me that the wild boar king and the two elite wild boar monsters are trapped in the quagmire and can't move, and the mentally retarded are planning to attack the wild boar king!" Here's the picture! ”