Text: There are always grandsons who think of the master
Tian Fu saw that the situation in the square was not right, and a large group of players wanted to push the boar king, so he immediately turned around to find Wang Jun and asked him if he could hitchhike the player's car, Tian Fu found Wang Jun and said what he thought in his heart, Wang Jun waved his hand: "Of course you can!" Tian Fu was overjoyed, and just wanted to speak, Wang Jun said: "If, what I said is if, if you want to help and love your enemies, friendship first, life and death second, you will team up with someone to kill the wild boar king." ”
Tian Fu listened to Wang Jun's words, and thought of the scene of mutual assistance and friendship between him and his enemies, friendship first, that kind of extremely embarrassing scene: he longed for the other party to die, and he had to maintain a picture of hello, me, hello, everyone. He knew that Wang Jun wanted him to kill the Wild Boar King alone, and said that the blood volume of the Wild Boar King was between 12,000 and 15,000, and the level was 20.Just with the huge size of the Wild Boar King, compared to the previous Pangshan Goat King, the Fire Light Beast King was three points bigger, and the strength would only be stronger, the two bosses of the Panshan Goat King and the Fire Light Beast King, that one would not make him tired, Tian Fu thought of this and said with a melancholy face: "Then I want the other party not to die well?" ”
Wang Jun said lightly: "You will kill the wild boar king alone!" Tian Fu heard that Wang Jun still wanted him to kill the Wild Boar King alone, his brain sore for a while, the strength of the Wild Boar King was already above his mental retardation, whether it was skill level, blood volume, defense, speed attack has a crushing advantage over the mentally retarded, if there is time to layout, find out the rules of the Wild Boar King's activities, and choose a good battlefield, he still has the confidence to fight, and now the people of the military 101 studio want to organize a crowd tactic to push the Wild Boar King, he thought of the pond where the devil frog is located, the area is not small, As a result, as soon as the player heard the call of the boss, the devil frog hid in the pond, sitting on the main location, and in less than five minutes, the player leveled the pond, and the devil frog was killed in the pond.
Where the benefits are, the mountains and seas can be moved, Tian Fu will not doubt the player's love for the yuan. He didn't move quickly, and within an hour, Army 101 had gathered a good manpower, and the Boar King would die on the spot. asked, "Uncle, can you choose other monsters!" This boar king is targeted by many people, and within an hour, he will hang up, and if he acts in a hurry, I can't beat it at all! ”
Wang Jun smiled, looked at the southern sky, and said: "There is a butterfly called the king butterfly in my hometown, two palm-sized wings are colorful, very beautiful, when the king butterfly is still a caterpillar, it eats desperately, preparing to become a butterfly, until it can form a cocoon and metamorphosis, spin silk into a cocoon the size of two fingers, when the emperor butterfly breaks out of the cocoon, the break is only the size of the chopsticks head, but the body of the emperor butterfly is as big as a little thumb, when the emperor butterfly breaks the cocoon, the body wriggles out little by little like a worm, At this stage, it takes at least one or two hours, and those who have good things think that the emperor butterfly is too painful when it breaks the cocoon, and use scissors to cut the gap of the emperor butterfly, so that the emperor butterfly can easily break out of the cocoon. He shook his head as he spoke: "But these butterflies that take shortcuts are all bloated, their wings are shriveled and twisted together, such weak wings can't bear it at all, its bloated body, none of these emperor butterflies can fly!" Later, we realized that the monarch butterfly squeezed through the small gap in the cocoon, the liquid in the butterfly's body will be squeezed by the muscles, flow through the veins in the wings, and send into the wings to stretch its wrinkled wings. After speaking, he took a long breath and continued: "Shortcuts can make you go faster, but they can't let you fly high and face challenges head-on, which is the attitude that a strong person should have." He took a deep look at the mentally retarded and said, "The wild boar king is the cocoon you broke out of the cocoon into a butterfly!" ”
When Tian Fu heard that Wang Jun had even moved out of the story, he knew that there was no possibility of tricks, and at the same time, he was also aroused by Wang Jun's words, and he had the heart to challenge himself once, and challenge the boss with the attribute of not being crushed. Zhengse said: "Uncle, you said so, I killed this wild boar king alone!" ”
As soon as the mentally retarded voice fell, there were several snaps, and there was a burst of applause from behind, and a familiar voice came, a joking and mocking voice: "Hahaha, panda, I have seen it today, a player actually let a program pour a bowl of chicken soup without saying, the key is that the player is still playing chicken blood after being poured chicken soup, and he wants to kill the wild boar king alone." I don't weigh how many pounds and taels I have! Tian Fu heard that this voice was the voice of the mushroom head, and when he looked back, he saw who else could it be if it wasn't the mushroom head who had formed a bond with him. When Tian Fu and Wang Jun were talking, the mushroom head heard Tian Fu's voice, and Xunyin found the mentally retarded. He was mentally retarded in the white phosphate cave, before Tian Fu hit him with a blood shadow, he saw a scroll of bamboo slip skill books on the stone table, and then he was in the white phosphate cave, after being blown away by the dust, even the jade of the elite fire beast under the previous black also exploded. In the end, nothing came of it. If he didn't have what he once had, he wouldn't have any resentment, but the Firelight Staff, the treasure chest, and the jade were all in his hands, and his current mood was like he sold a ticket of five million and won, and on the way to claim the prize, the wallet containing the ticket stub of the lottery ticket fell, and he was in a terrible mood. He thought more than once that if the mentally retarded hadn't knocked him away, he would have taken the bamboo slip skills in his bag and learned the hand immediately, and his trip to the white phosphate cave would not have been fruitless. It was none other than the mentally retarded player who caused him to lose his money.
Tian Fu controlled the mentally retarded to turn around and look at the mushroom head, the mushroom head had only heard its voice and could not see its person before, and then the mentally retarded turned around and looked at each other, and the enemies were very red when they saw each other. The mushroom head immediately said in a weird way: "Yo, this is not Zhiye, I said that the mentally retarded wants to kill the wild boar king alone!" It's you! Then he covered his ears and whispered to the player next to him: "Panda, these days, there are always grandsons who want to be masters." "The mushroom head spoke in a low voice, but in fact, Tian Fu was a few steps away from him, 'Panda, these days, there is always a grandson who wants to be a grandfather', Tian Fu listened to it without pulling a word, he was sure that the mushroom head was what he listened to.
Tian Fu pretended to be surprised, his mentally retarded body took half a step back, his upper body moved up slightly, and said with a pleasant face: "Yo, isn't this the mushroom head captain who grabbed the equipment, sold his teammates, and disbanded the team!" Tian Fu wanted to use the mushroom head in front of him with the newly learned casting spirit silk, so that the mushroom head could experience the art of SM binding, but the golden rule of the novice village was that novice players could not hurt each other. Tian Fu could only maintain a smile on his face and an MMP in his heart.
Tian Fu suddenly remembered that the mushroom head said that he was unlucky, and Wang Moumou once said that it would be good to blow you up. There is a saying that if you hit someone in the face, you should scold someone to expose it, and with a snap, Tian Fu patted his head with a mental retardation, and apologized sincerely: "Mushroom head, look at my memory, someone once said that his luck was bad, and people cursed to hang under the dust explosion of the white phosphate cave, and the result was really hanging under the dust explosion of the white phosphate cave." Walking up to the mushroom head, he said with concern: "Mushroom head, I see that the Fire Light Beast 10087 has a pretty good staff, called the Fire Light Staff." According to my skill analysis, the staff you hacked us is also called the Fire Staff, and the base damage is the same. The staff of Fire Beast King 10087 must have been dropped by you, right? ”
When the mushroom head heard that the mentally retarded had mentioned the staff of firelight, his face was gloomy as water. Tian Fu has no skills at all, he can analyze whether the firelight staff of the firelight beast 10087 is the same as the mushroom head's blackened staff, he is just a trick of the mushroom head, he looked at the mushroom head's expression, and immediately guessed that the mushroom head's staff must have exploded, and the firelight beast 10087's firelight staff is the one that the mushroom head blackened.
The mentally retarded smiled: "I know a trench called a renminbi warrior. Stretching out his hand, he slapped the short sword on his waist and said: "The RMB warrior is a real trench, like me, a novice weapon, he bid five thousand, and the damage of the fire staff is as high, and it is estimated that he can't take five or six thousand yuan!" He snapped again, slapped his head, circled around the mushroom head a few times, and said, "Forget and forget, I forgot that you disbanded the team, and the Fire Staff that you grabbed is now in the hands of Fire Beast King 10087." Bid five or six thousand, and you can only think about it! ”
The mushroom head looked at the mentally handicapped and his face was full of deep concern, and he thought with hatred in his heart: "You are so skilled, you have put away the gloating eyes in your eyes!" You think I'm blind! Or am I stupid, you can't see the meaning in your eyes? He snorted and said, "Zhiye, your memory is really not good, the level 15 Fire Light Beast King has chased you crying dad and mother, the level 20 Wild Boar King." Saying that, he looked at the mentally retarded a few times, and saw that he was only level 12, and said with a smile: "It's only level 12, you dare to think about it!" He raised a middle finger, shook it at the mentally retarded, and comforted: "Zhiye, the brain is a good thing, I hope you usually carry it with you, don't pull it in your mother's womb!" ”
The mushroom head made Tian Fu even squeeze and exchange, the left one blacked our staff, and the right one disbanded the team, and he was very unwilling, thinking that he was mentally retarded and was alone in the tunnel with his skills, and faced the fire beast king who slaughtered hundreds of players alone, and expected that the mentally retarded would definitely die, and said lightly: "Hmph, what is the result of your single confrontation with the Fire Light Beast King?" Zhiye, how did you die? Killed by a fiery snake or burned by a wave of fireworks? Seeing that the mentally retarded expression was obviously stunned for a moment, he had already thought about the mentally retarded and said that it was not your response to the harm. He was so sure that he was so angry that he was mentally retarded, and he smoked and breathed fire.
Tian Fu was stunned and said, "Thanks to you." Mushroom head smiled: "No thanks, Zhiye, I am still quite caring for a mentally retarded like you, hundreds of players can't do anything, and you still want to try, I have to train you well, and strive to make you a big mentally retarded family in the game as soon as possible!" Lest you cry in reality and complain that reality is too realistic! As soon as the mentally retarded wanted to speak, the mushroom head stretched out his palm, stopped the mentally retarded's words, and preemptively said: "You don't have to thank me, I did everything for your good!" ”
Tian Fu saw that the mushroom head had no integrity, and he also spoke eloquently about his lack of integrity, he knew that he scolded the other party shamelessly, which would only make the mushroom head happy. The mushroom head may still scold him as a compliment, and he can't follow the mushroom head. At the same time, he also knows that people who have no integrity and no shame usually have a common problem, that is, they are not necessarily good for others. Their creed: the better they live, the more miserable others are, this is the truth of the world. On that day, others were doing well, and there was something wrong with the world.
The mentally retarded threw the corpse of the Fire Beast King to the ground, and when the mushroom head saw that the mentally retarded took out the corpse of the Fire Beast King from his backpack, his eyes stared at the corpse of the Fire Beast King in a daze, and he couldn't believe it. Seeing the mushroom head's reaction, Tian Fu called himself witty in his heart: "Fortunately, I didn't dissect the corpse of the Fire Light Beast King in the first place, otherwise I would have looked at the enemy's unbelievable expression!" Then in front of the mushroom head, he happily dissected the corpse of the Fire Light Beast King, and read the same material when he got it: "This is the skin of the Fire Light Beast King, the system quotes twenty gold, and then sells the twenty gold to the player, and a few hundred yuan in hand." ”
When the mushroom head heard that the mentally retarded said that it was the skin system of the Fire Light Beast King that was recycled at the price of twenty gold coins, he felt very uncomfortable, in his opinion, a person who hated him actually mixed better than him, and there was an income of several hundred yuan, which was simply unbearable.
Although Tian Fu controlled the mental retardation to speak, the afterglow of his eyes was on the face of the mushroom head, and when he saw the mushroom head, he heard him say that the skin of the Fire Light Beast King was worth hundreds of yuan, and his face was a little gloomy, and he was even more interested. The mentally retarded picked up a piece of meat, his hand flashed slightly, it was a sign of the cow in Ku Ding, pretending to identify it, and exclaimed: "Yo, spirit meat, feed the pet, accelerate the evolution process of the pet, the system offers 50 gold, make a fortune!"
The mushroom head looked at the mentally retarded to collect the materials on the Fire Beast King, and the quotation became higher and higher, and his face was as black as splashing ink. He told himself more than once in his heart that he must persevere to the best and see how much this mentally retarded person has gained!
At this time, the mentally retarded took out a bamboo slip from the stomach of the Fire Beast King, Tian Fu looked at the art of explosion written on the cover page of the bamboo slip, and exclaimed: "Yo, isn't this the skill book I threw to the Fire Beast King in order to save my life!" actually let the Fire Beast King put it in his stomach. As he spoke, he didn't forget to look at the mushroom head, and said, "What I lost has been lost and recovered, where is the staff that you sold your character?" ”
As soon as the mushroom heard that the mentally retarded wanted to keep the game character from hanging, he returned the skills he had to the boss, and the key was that he couldn't bear it the most, and finally let the mentally retarded get back what he spit out! I thought with hatred in my heart: "In order to save the life in the game, someone actually threw away the skills of the boss, did this person's brain get into the water?" Also, the Fire Beastmaster actually let a person with a brain in water push him down. Why can't I be overturned by a person of sound mind? Looking at the corpse of the Fire Light Beast King on the ground, he felt that the mentally retarded could overthrow the Fire Light Beast King, he could also push down the Fire Light Beast King, and the mentally retarded could push down the Fire Light Beast King, but he was unlucky to meet the dust explosion, otherwise the skin of the Fire Light Beast King worth 20 gold, the spirit flesh of 30 gold, were all his, and the five or six thousand yuan of the Fire Light Staff, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he slapped his thigh in his heart, and said in his heart: "It would be good if I didn't run at that time!" "Think of his lost staff of fire, treasure chests, jade. He didn't want to see the mentally retarded show off in front of him, so he 'hummed' and walked away.
Tian Fu saw that the mushroom head came while he was in a hurry, and he left in disappointment, so he could stop there, ran to the mushroom head, and said enthusiastically: "Uncle, don't go!" I still have a demon pill here, don't you come to see the mushroom head, happy for me! Tian Fu made a person who was not good enough to be happy for him
, it's just that the pot doesn't open the pot. The mushroom head gritted his teeth, if it weren't for the novice village's inability to use force, he believed that he would have slapped the mentally retarded in the face a long time ago. Yin said compassionately: "Zhiye, don't be too complacent, you can't grow the tail of this rabbit, you don't want to kill the wild boar king alone, improve the power of your skills, as your former teammate, I take care of your affairs." ”
The mentally retarded said disdainfully: "Mushroom head, the people of the army 101 are organizing people to push the wild boar king, am I afraid of you one more opponent?" The disdainful expression of the mentally retarded, the mushroom head hated the root of his teeth, but he knew the truth of what the mentally retarded said, so he couldn't handle him for a while, so he had to hate and go!
Wang Jun looked at the mushroom head and walked away angrily, and asked, "I remember that there is no quotation function for Ku Ding to solve the cow!" The mentally retarded smiled: "He will believe whatever I say, I have such a simple enemy, I am also very distressed!" I didn't even feel a sense of accomplishment in defeating such an enemy! ”