Tian Fu saw that the gamble had been completed, and said to Zhang Jin confidently: "Go to the local tyrant, see how my brother takes you to pretend to take you to fly." Zhang Jin's face darkened, this sentence is what he often said to the audience in his live broadcast room after he finished his krypton, but he didn't want to be taken by Tian Fu to talk about him, he was a RMB player who charged 1.8 million yuan for the game and didn't blink an eye, a civilian player actually told him that he wanted to take him to fly, he had a feeling of being played with a big knife in front of Guan Gong, since he made a bet with Tian Fu, he didn't have much to say, so he could only let Tian Fu do whatever he wanted, and said with a black face: "Please start your performance!" ”

Tian Fu's mentally retarded took Zhang Jin's RMB warrior back to the novice village reflexively, spent 445 copper coins, bought a fine-wrought shovel with a mining speed of 10% and 12 bags of quicklime from the blacksmith, and then spent 186 copper coins at the butcher to buy 14 barrels of pig blood and eight pieces of meat! In the end, I spent 63 copper coins at the carpenter to buy a large bath bucket! 5 kettles. After buying the items he needed, he was about to walk out of the village, when he saw a bunch of players gathered in one place, pointing at the middle, Tian Fu heard many people say: "! There are even porcelain touches in the game of "Spring and Autumn"! The person next to him agreed: "That's it, and it's still disrespectful to the old." ”。。。

Tian Fu had heard and seen someone touch porcelain in reality, he didn't expect that there were also people touching porcelain in the game, and the person who touched porcelain was still an old man, he also became interested, stopped and stopped to watch the situation in the field. I saw a white-haired NPC lady in the field, the NPC lady had a ruddy face, and at this time she was pulling her throat and scolded a middle-aged NPC man: "I tripped over you, but I fell down, you didn't fulfill your safety reminder obligation, you have to lose money!" The middle-aged NPC looked at the corner of the table at the bun stall, sighed, and said: "Old man, the drainage ditch of my home is dug on the side of the road, you don't look at the road when you walk, you step on the air, and you hit my bun stall, I didn't ask you to lose money, why don't you want to pay you 10,000 dollars?" ”

The middle-aged NPC didn't say that it was okay, as soon as he said it, the old lady screamed: "Don't you say that I forgot, your bun burned me, I don't ask you for a scald fee, just forget it, you still have the face to ask me to pay for the bun?" He turned to the onlookers and said, "Don't buy anything from him, you will die if you eat his food!" The middle-aged NPC said angrily: "Pay attention to what you say!" The old lady saw the anxious appearance of the middle-aged NPC, and said proudly: "What should I pay attention to when I speak!" It's because you didn't do well yourself, I said yours, what do you want me to pay attention to? A person with no conscience like this, why don't you die, a person like you should be crushed to death by a carriage when you go out! ”

The middle-aged NPC's face sank, and he said, "If you do this, I will report to the official!" The old lady smiled contemptuously and said, "Report to the official? Haha, report to the officer? Does it work? For someone of my age, if he bumps or bumps, can the person who arrested me be responsible? Who wants to pay for that? Even if they arrest me, it's not a good food and drink, and they persuade me not to do this in a low voice, why is it bad to do this? The government will release me in less than half a day! ”

The middle-aged NPC glanced at it and said, "That's because you didn't meet me!" The old lady said disdainfully: "I'm waiting for you to report to the official, you remember." If I say scold you for 7749 days, I will scold you for 7749 days, and if I scold for one less day, I will lose! Today is the second day! After speaking, she turned around to leave, but saw that the player surrounded her on the inner three floors and the outer three floors, and many players pointed at her, saying that she was old and disrespectful, her eyes glared, and she scolded angrily: "You don't have long eyes!" Stop it, you didn't see me leaving! If I fall, which of you will be able to hold up? ”

All players know that there is such a thing as touching porcelain, in reality, people touch porcelain, it will be very aggrieved, and the game also lets NPCs touch porcelain, and their hearts will only be more aggrieved, no one wants to provoke the old lady, like hiding from the plague god, hiding from the old lady, and giving the old lady a way out. The old lady snorted coldly and said, "Cut, I can't cure you!" After saying that, he staggered away.

Seeing that the protagonist had left and dispersed, Tian Fu grabbed a thirteenth-level player, pointed in the direction of the old lady's departure and asked, "This brother, what's going on with this old lady!" How can there be a porcelain touch in this game! The player shook his head and said: "I can only say that the designers of "Spring and Autumn" have a big brain, and they can design such a plot!" Tian Fu said: "What's the matter? The player whispered, "What's going on?" People's hearts are not ancient, and there are still few in reality? When the old lady passed by here yesterday, she stepped on the air, hit the stall, fell, and several cages of buns were all scattered on the ground, the old lady not only lost money, but also blamed the buns for burning her, the old lady wanted the vendor to accompany her, and the vendor promised to accompany thirty copper plates, saying that he wanted three hundred copper plates, and finally asked for ten thousand dollars, and scolded if he didn't give it! He glanced at the clouds in the sky and said: "Don't say it, you have no way to deal with such a person, you can't catch it, you can't scold it, you can't scold it, you can't catch it, you can't scold it, and you can only let innocent people swallow the bitter fruit, which is unreasonable!" It's really hard to deal with such a person! Looking at the middle-aged NPC, he said: "Since the programmer has made such a plot, there must be a way to deal with it, to be honest, I'm really curious, how the programmer handles this matter!" I'll see how things go tomorrow! After saying that, he turned around and left.

Tian Fu followed the player's gaze to the middle-aged NPC, and saw the middle-aged NPC selling fresh and hot buns as usual. After the baptism of Wang Jun, Little Bird Orange and Cat, he didn't dare to treat the NPC in "Spring and Autumn" as a simple program, thinking that the middle-aged NPC was saying that it was you who didn't meet me, glancing at the action, and felt that the middle-aged NPC had something to rely on, and now the players are scattered, leaving only him and Zhang Jin to stay in place, Tian Fu walked in front of the middle-aged NPC and asked: "Uncle, such a person, you have no way to fight back, let her scold?" ”

The middle-aged NPC smiled and asked rhetorically: "Do you know that the dispute over the foundation of two households in the west of the village was quickly decided by the county master, what does this mean?" Tian Fu couldn't remember for a while that the county lord had judged other people's foundation disputes, and what had to do with him being abused by the old lady, and said bluntly: "I don't know! The middle-aged NPC then asked, "Then do you know why the county lord, who doesn't go to the countryside on weekdays, has been walking around the village recently?" Tian Fu listened to the middle-aged NPC talk about some things that were not related to the wind and horses, and he didn't know what kind of medicine he sold in his gourd, so he had to say: "I don't know!" ”

The middle-aged NPC smiled, waved his hand proudly, and said, "You don't know! Then forget it, I won't tell you. Looking at the direction where the old lady was going, he stretched his waist and said, "The county lord is coming to the village in the afternoon, and I will go to the outside of the city next month to serve the conscription, and my conscription this time will fall on this old lady!" Tian Fu saw that the middle-aged NPC was getting farther and farther away, his face was clouded, and he saw that the middle-aged NPC didn't explain, so he had to go about his own business with a belly full of doubts! He still remembered that he still had a thousand gold coins on the local tyrant beside him, waiting for him to take the gold coins back into his hands! led Zhang Jin towards the inlet of the pond.

After a while, the two came to the inlet of the pond, and Tian Fu took out the newly bought fine-wrought shovel.

Precision wrought shovel: excavation speed 30 seconds/square (soil),

Attributes: Mining speed +10%, attack 30-50

Armor Piercing: 4-6

Type: Blunt Weapon, 10% bonus to vertigo and disability.

Tian Fu chose the address, picked up the shovel and began to dig the pit, and said to Zhang Jin while digging: "Moat Jin, do you say that the county master has anything to do with the middle-aged NPC?" The NPC lady scolded the middle-aged NPC, why did the middle-aged NPC firmly believe that his servitude fell on the NPC lady? Zhang Jin said: "Maybe the county lord is diligent and loves the people, and he is a good official!" Can you call the shots for him? ”

Tian Fu shook his head and said, "No, the middle-aged NPC said that the county lord is a lord who doesn't like to go to the countryside." As the saying goes, the prime minister starts from the state department, and the fierce general is in the army, this county lord is not at the grassroots level, it is difficult to say that he understands the grassroots, and it is difficult to see that he will be a good official, if the middle-aged NPC has a relationship with the county lord, he does not need to wait until the county lord goes to the countryside to sue, and directly repair a book, which is enough for the NPC lady! You said that it doesn't matter if the middle-aged NPC is fine, and the county lord is not necessarily a good official, why is this middle-aged NPC so determined to eat the granny NPC? ”

Zhang Jin thought about what Tian Fu said carefully, and felt that Tian Fu's was not unreasonable, middle-aged NPCs had nothing to do with them, and the county lord was not necessarily a good official, and he didn't know where the confidence of middle-aged NPCs came from. I had to shake my head.

Tian Fu dug for more than a minute, digging a pit of more than three cubic meters on the ground, and the two sister players passed by him, and saw him digging a pit by the pond that no one cared about, and felt a little strange, and asked, "This big brother, what are you doing here?" Tian Fu looked up at the two girls and replied, "Fishing for leeches!" When the girl who asked heard Tian Fu talking about leeches, she immediately thought of the leech's soft and slimy body, and she had goosebumps in her heart, and couldn't help frowning: "Hey~ Such a disgusting thing, there are still people who want to fish, this person is too heavy-mouthed!" He pursed his lips and looked at the sky in the distance and said, "Boring!" "Pull another girl away!

Tian Fu looked at the figures of the two sisters leaving, and said silently: "It looks really boring, but it's a shortcut to leveling!" Zhang Jin glanced at the pit on the ground and asked, "I said Zhiye, what does your pit have to do with leeches?" Tian Fu said calmly: "You know that there is a word called please enter the urn!" Zhang Jin said: "The invitation to enter the urn was invented by Junchen in the Tang Dynasty, but what does this have to do with leeches." Tian Fu said: "In ancient times, Junchen invited you into the urn, and now I have a mental retardation to invite leeches into the pit." You keep your little eyes open and look at it, it's time to witness the miracle. "Continue his great work of digging holes.

Seeing Tian Fu's unfathomable look, Zhang Jin blinked his eyes, touched his eyebrow bone with his hand and said, "My pair of Danfeng eyes are not small!" He didn't hear Zhang Jinxian show that his Danfeng eyes have an indescribable charm, what clear eyes are a symbol of wisdom, what eyes open and close with divine light, that is the result of his internal and external cultivation, which means that he will be able to shine. The audience saw that he doubted his phoenix eyes at this time, and swiped the screen back: Congratulations on forcing the king to eat deflated! Zhang Jin shook his head angrily and said, "Look, you also know that it is me who pretends to be the king!" ”

Tian Fu didn't pay attention to Zhang Jin's interaction with his fans, focused on digging a pit, two minutes later, he dug a big pit of eight squares, and spent more than a minute digging two ditches, one connected to the river at the inlet of the pond, and the other was directly connected to the pond, and the ditch was connected to the river and poured into the pit he dug, and after a few minutes, the river water filled the pit dug by Tian Fu, and injected it into the pond along the other ditch, he saw that the river water was injected into the pond, blocking most of the ditch connecting the river water, reducing the flow of river water into the pit, A bucket of blood was poured into five kettles, and a dozen small holes were drilled into the kettles, tied together, and thrown into the pit, where a piece of meat was produced, chopped, and thrown directly into the pit, and a trace of blood flowed into the pond with the water in the pit. Tian Fu pointed to the bloodshot on the water surface and said to Zhang Jin: "Trench gold, the enemy still has thirty seconds to arrive at the battlefield, is your wallet ready?" ”

Zhang Jin heard the words and hurriedly looked at the pond, at first the water in the pit with blood color flowed into the pond, and did not cause any abnormality in the pond, he quietly watched the movement in the pond, after a while, the pond made a few wave waves, a few blisters appeared at the bottom of the pond, after a while, a string of blisters came out of the pond, sending out a series of wave sounds, Zhang Jin came to the ditch where the pit connected the pond, and saw a few leeches swimming into the big pit dug by the mentally retarded from time to time, his face changed slightly, he couldn't think of "Spring and Autumn", There is also such a way to use blood to attract monsters.

Tian Fu came to the connection, couldn't help but smile slightly, found a stone and sat down, observed the more and more leeches gathered in the pit, and calculated when to close the net. With little effort, Tian Fu saw that the water in the pit was originally slightly dirty, but at this time, it turned black like ink, and knew that it was time to close the net, so he immediately cut off the water inlet and outlet of the pit. He looked at the ink-like water in the pit with satisfaction, and said lightly: "Since the smell of blood can attract you to come, presumably the combination of quicklime and water will definitely be able to disinfect for you, these are all experiences, hahaha, I am so well-informed!" I couldn't help but let out a few pig laughs at the waist, in order to praise my wit.

Zhang Jin listened to the mentally retarded player in front of him boasting about himself, he knew that the method said by the mentally retarded was really good, even if he couldn't use quicklime, Tian Fu gathered so many leeches together, and some methods were ways to cook these leeches, using salt and urine were all methods, and silently turned his head aside.

Tian Fu happily took out a bag of quicklime from his backpack and put it on the ground, reached out and grabbed it, shook his hand, and sprinkled a handful of quicklime into the pit. Lime just fell into the pit, in a moment, the number of the experience bar added a one, waiting for a while, the number of the experience bar continued to rise, straight, from the beginning of 690/1331 to 712/1331 before stopping, this change in experience value, more than any rhetoric to prove his idea, is correct, he was more interested, his mouth said with words: "A handful. . . Two handfuls. Five... Thirteen. ”

Suddenly, the wind direction suddenly changed, and the wind that was originally blowing from left to right became blowing head-on, at this time, Tian Fu only had the experience in the pit in his eyes, and he didn't notice the change in the direction of the wind, when he said in his mouth: "Fourteen." Instant tragedy, the quicklime that should have been sprinkled into the pit was sprinkled on his face under the action of the wind, and he only felt that his eyes were white, and the character camera suddenly began to shake wildly uncontrollably, and his feet fell into the pit with a thud!