Text: RMB warriors

Tian Fu just took two steps, and an announcement came from the system: Player Kill @ Emperor Kill Free Wild Monster Devil Frog! Reward 200 gold coins.

Tian Fu couldn't help but sigh: "Where the benefits are, although there are thousands of mountains, everything is up; Under the deep source, everything is everywhere, and the pond is a large pond of thousands of square meters, and it takes a few minutes for other players to find it, and it is pushed flat, and the player's crowd tactics plus the fear of death have always been the most terrible tactics in the game world! The system seemed to be trying to verify the correctness of his idea, and in the next second, the system announced: "Players are passing the year, kill the free monster Devil Frog!" Reward 100 gold coins!"

Tian Fu climbed a big tree in the novice village, looked at the direction of the pond, and saw that the black pressure pressed a piece of human heads, occupying most of the area of the pond, and the crowd on the shore was several times that of the people in the pond, thinking: "No wonder they will find the hiding place of the two monsters so quickly, so many people go down to the pond, they don't need to see with their eyes at all, they hit with weapons, even if they step on their heels, they can also trample the monster to death!" After looking at it for a while, he found that the player in the pond was not attacked, and there was no attack, and he silently said, "It seems that there is nothing strange in the pond!" Suddenly, he noticed that the players on the shore and the players in the pond were turning their clothes and waving their hands and throwing things, and he was happy: "It seems that there are not only monsters like devil frogs in the pond!" Seeing that everyone didn't mean to stay in the pond, he was also interested, and he couldn't help but wonder: "When this monk has more porridge and less porridge, what is the blame, and to what extent can the player let the monster survive when the monster is in a recession?" With a small question in his heart, Tian Fu ran quickly to the edge of the pond, stopped a player who was coming out of the pond, and said: "Hey~ This brother, I look at this pond and there is a monster, why don't you fight?" ”

The player had just come up from the pond to the shore, cursing and cursing his luck, when he saw Tian Fu blocking his way and asked him why he didn't fight the monster in the pond! After rummaging through his clothes, he tore off a black, soft and sticky strip from his body, handed it to him, and said, "This is the strange thing you said!" With a wave of sound, I saw the player squeeze his two fingers hard, and a red liquid exploded from it, dripping on the ground, and pointed to the pond and said: "Such a big pond is full of this kind of leech monster, kill one to give a little experience!" He patted Tian Fu on the back with his hand, and said: "The key is that it may take you more than a minute to find a leech in such a dark pond! Level 0 to level 1 costs a thousand experience, and level 1 to level 2 costs 1,100, how long does it take to upgrade to one level by relying on this leech!" ”

Tian Fu didn't expect the strange situation in the pond to be like this, so he had to smile and say: "A conservative estimate of a thousand minutes, almost seventeen hours!" The player said softly: "In such a large place, there are still some fish and shrimp monsters in it, but the reason why no one comes is because the monster is difficult to find. Brother, let's go to the plains to level up! He turned around and left.

Tian Fu was reminiscing about the difference between the player's description of the pond monster and the description of the previous two players, and the final result was the reason why the player disliked the pond: first, the monster here is difficult to find in the silt, and the second is that the monster will escape, because the relationship between the silt is difficult for the player to intercept the monster from escaping, and the investment is not proportional to the gain. After thinking about this verse, he thought: "If I lure the monster to a place where it is not easy for them to escape, then, the monster will not need me to find it, and I don't have to worry about the disproportionality between the effort and the gain, such a large place, no one will come to level up, if I monopolize such a large pond, I don't have to worry about the monster not enough experience to upgrade!" Now the question is how to lead this monster!? Suddenly, a few red and green aquatic plants not far from him attracted his attention, only to see more than a dozen black leeches wriggling on the aquatic plants, when the black leeches stopped wriggling, after a while, the red aquatic grass leaves turned into green leaves, he carefully watched the changes of the aquatic weed leaves, first one aquatic weed leaf turned into the original green leaf with the help of the leech, and then two, until the last red leaf disappeared, and the leech on the leaf was submerged in the water again.

Tian Fu smiled slightly: "I've always wanted to experiment with the method of removing leeches in the farmland in the countryside, but I don't know how the effect of this method will be in the game!" But before you test the idea, first! Lest you be busy for half a day, and half a day of busy work is all for the blind to flatter! "Take out the armor-breaking cone, slide it on the palm of your hand with the tip of the cone, leave blood in your palm and drip it on the grass next to it, when the blood on your palm is gone, pick up the bloody grass and put it in the pond, and after a while, there will be seven or eight leeches gathered on the bloody grass.

Tian Fu smiled, threw the grass into the pond, turned around and walked along the edge of the pond, looking for the inlet of the pond. After a few moments, he found the inlet of the pond and looked around at his surroundings, the inlet of the pond was only five or six paces wide, and the terrain was flat on both sides. With a snap, he lifted his foot and kicked on the dirt with his toes, leaving a shallow pit, and then kicked around, and the result was the same as the first time, leaving a shallow pit on the ground, and he couldn't help but show a satisfied smile: "The terrain is flat all around, and the soil is soft and soft, suitable for digging pits!" Looking back at the pond, he stretched out his right hand and pointed to the pond, waved it from left to right in front of his chest, and said with pride: "I have contracted the leeches in this pond!" Looking left and right, I saw that there was no one on both sides, and sighed and said: "When it is so highlight, there is no girl around, it is just a terrible thing!" After speaking, he shook his head.

Suddenly, a hoarse male voice came from behind him, saying, "Is there a girl, but there is a local tyrant!" Tian Fu was shocked when he heard this, and when he looked back, the five words of RMB warrior on the player's head were shining with golden big characters, looking at the five words on the player's head, he couldn't help muttering: "No!" With such a sullen nickname for RMB warriors, how could it be the turn of a zero-level player to take it? Are all the people who advanced the game dead? ”

He knew that this was the official game in view of the player's "famous" and "self-brought dry food" advertising and promotion role in eating chicken, and deliberately left the nickname of the RMB warrior to the player. Tian Fu asked: "Hey~, this local tyrant, are you a RMB warrior who eats chicken games?" As soon as his voice fell, the RMB warrior Zhang Jin clapped with both hands, and said to the audience in his live broadcast room: "Applause, applause, this passerby must applaud." What did I just tell you, with my brother's popularity, as soon as you enter the game, you will know me in less than a minute! Oh people! It's also a nuisance to be too red! Pretending to be worried, he shook his head with one hand on his forehead.

The audience in the live broadcast room saw that he began to pretend to be strong again, and everyone was angry with the middle finger that was full of the screen, everyone knew that the well-known RMB warrior in the game circle was not trivial, and it was naturally not difficult to recognize him in the game circle, just listen to him, although the voice of the voice can be imitated, but he regards money as dung, and the domineering spirit of looking at the world cannot be learned, and some viewers know that he does not need to do this. deliberately questioned: "Is he the actor you invited!" Zhang Jin looked at this message and smiled: "This is simply a joke, an insult to me, the great RMB warrior, do you need to invite an actor with my reputation as a RMB warrior!" ”

Seeing his reaction like this, everyone fell into their arms, and quietly brushed the barrage and said: "It seems to be!" Zhang Jin, who was interacting with fans, had sharp eyes, and saw this barrage for the first time, he was full of arrogance in the game, which was true, but he was not stupid, he knew that someone was deliberately agitating the general, but he couldn't swallow this anger in his heart, and replied: "Remove the two words!" The audience saw that he was angry and said, "That's the actor you invited!" Zhang Jin saw that he had said the wrong thing and rolled his eyes. The audience saw that the trench had suffered a dark loss, and they unified the barrage O(∩_∩)O to swipe the screen, covering up Zhang Jin's figure. Zhang Jin looked at the happy subtitles of his fans, and said very unexpectedly: "You look at it, see if I have invited an actor!" "Fans replied to the barrage: I don't listen, I don't listen... Zhang Jin turned back to Tian Fu and said, "How do you know that I will be a RMB warrior?" ”

Tian Fu looked at the RMB soldier in front of him and kept talking to himself, he didn't know why the RMB soldier said those words, then the RMB soldier asked him, Tian Fu looked at the RMB soldier with caring eyes, and after a while, he reacted, his eyes looked at the top of the head of the RMB soldier, stretched out two fingers, and said, "Two points." The RMB warrior said: "Those two points! Tian Fu smiled: "First, this is very simple, the RMB warriors in the chicken game have laid a great reputation for the words RMB warriors, players who entered the Spring and Autumn Period yesterday, there is no reason to leave these five words to you Level 0 A novice player, you know, as long as the people's soldiers in the chicken game want to play this game, as long as these words are reversed, the guarantee is hundreds of thousands of oceans!" For a few words, costing hundreds of thousands of dollars to burn money, the RMB warrior Zhang Jin will definitely do it, and he has not done it once or twice, so this nickname should not appear on a 0-level number. Zhang Jin heard Tian Fu's explanation reasonable, Tian Fu said that he burned hundreds of thousands of dollars for a name, and he was not a pestle, he only praised his deeds in disguise when Tian Fu was really praised, and couldn't help but be very satisfied, pointing to Tian Fu in the live broadcast room, and said to the audience: "Look, this is the analysis!" ”

When the audience heard Tian Fu's explanation, they all agreed with Tian Fu's words, because Zhang Jin's name must be a RMB warrior when playing games, and if he didn't play it, he would spend a lot of money to buy this nickname! Many of them want to take advantage of Zhang Jin's characteristic to occupy the pit of the nickname of RMB warrior first, and wait for Zhang Jin to come to buy this title! If Zhang Jin hadn't said that this nickname was given to him by the game company, they would have thought that the people from the game company would have occupied this pit first! Seeing that Zhang Jin had once again succeeded in pretending to be strong, he couldn't help but swipe the screen and cut the words in a group.

Zhang Jin asked Tian Fu: "You just said two points, this point alone seems to be a bit convincing is not enough, what about the other point?" Tian Fu squinted at him, and silently opened the pure white nickname on his head. Pointing to the words on his head, he said slowly: "The nicknames on the heads of the players I have seen are all white, and it is the first time I have seen such a nickname that exudes a pure 24k pure local tyrant gold, and it is not something that ordinary players can afford to play!" ”

Zhang Jin gently stroked the hair on his forehead with both hands, showed a satisfied smile, and didn't intend to hide his voice anymore, and said lightly: "I don't care if the nickname is made of 24K pure local gold, I just like it to exude a unique brilliance!" As soon as he finished speaking, Tian Fu and the audience in his live broadcast room made a blood-vomiting action, and his live broadcast room neatly brushed the screen full of vomiting expressions.

Zhang Jin looked at the vomiting expression on the screen, shook his head and said, "Look at it, although the name of the person is mentally retarded, it can't stop the eyes of others!" I hid so much that he could recognize it at a glance. Being popular is a trouble! The audience had no way to counter him at this time, so they had to leave a barrage of the word hehe on the screen!

After Tian Fu vomited blood, he couldn't help complaining: "Sure enough, it's the same as what was uploaded on the Internet, the RMB soldiers will die if they don't pretend to be forced!" Zhang Jin said: "Life in the world, if you don't pretend to be forced, what is the difference between it and salted fish!" Zhengse said: "Then do you believe that the person in front of you is a RMB warrior?" Tian Fu smiled: "I said so much, why don't I believe it!" Zhang Jin smiled, turned his head to look at the pond and said, "I just heard you sigh, you contracted the leeches in the pond, and at such a highlight moment, there was no girl to cheer." Yes or still? ”

Tian Fuqi said: "Why are you asking this?" Zhang Jin said: "What are you doing! I am a RMB warrior, handsome, rich, and successful in my career, the key is that I have a girlfriend so far when I am young and golden, and I have more girls in my live broadcast room than in this novice village, I can provide you with an opportunity to show off in front of your sisters! Tian Fu sighed a few times in his heart, and said in his heart: "Those girls are going to you, and they have something to do with me!" Zhang Jin glanced at the third-level sign on Tian Fu's head, and said playfully: "I know more or less about the pond in front of me. Novice village so players can't solve things.,You can solve the matter of the pond by a person who has just entered the game for a short time.,I don't believe it! ”

Tian Fu smiled and said, "If it was a minute ago, I couldn't help it, just now," pointing to the pond and said: "There are many leeches in the pond, I can also go down in one fell swoop!" Zhang Jin said: "Do you know how many leeches there are in the pond? Tian Fu said: "I don't know, but even if the pond is ten times bigger, if I want to get rid of the leeches inside, it will only be a matter of effort." Zhang Jin saw that he was full of confidence, and he could solve things that others couldn't solve. Zhang Jin was also interested, he wanted to know what kind of method to give the person in front of him such confident capital, and said, "How about I make a bet?" Tian Fu said: "What kind of gambling method?" Zhang Jin said: "If you can get rid of the leeches in the pond, I will give you 1,000 gold coins." If you can't, sing the national anthem again! Tian Fu thought to himself that with Zhang Jin's billions of family background, 1,000 gold coins is just 1,000 yuan, and this amount of money is not even a dime a dime for Zhang Jin. Smiled: "Deal!" ”