Text: Be budget-conscious
A beer man with a beer belly, seeing Tian Fu and they were going to swagger away, he originally planned to come to eat white food, unwilling to be blocked in the box, and he could only leave after paying the bill, muttering that he wanted to rush out of the box door, and the two security guards blocked the door of the beer man, one left and one right, and blocked the momentum of the beer man rushing to the door. With two snaps, the two security guards each pulled out a stick.
One of the security guards said coldly: "What, I want to eat the overlord meal!" You can also eat overlord if you want, our manager said, as long as you want to eat overlord meal, the two of us will give one of you a scoop, and the money for this meal should be regarded as his medical expenses. If the medical expenses are not enough, the hotel will make up for it! What do you think of this deal? After speaking, the two of them let go of the door of the box and pointed out, "Please!" Which of you came to sacrifice the small self and achieve the greater self? ”
As soon as the beer man who rushed to the door heard the security guard say that as long as one person is willing to be beaten and the others can leave safely, he does not want to be the first bird, he will be beaten himself, and the others will be unscathed, and this transaction cannot be lost!! The people in the box looked at the door that had been opened, hoping that someone else would take this meal so that they could get out. You look at me, I look at you, see that no one wants to pay money, and no one has the consciousness of dedication! They all sat back in their seats and discussed what to do!
When a beautiful woman saw Tian Fu and was about to take Ji Meng and them away, she said to Tian Fu: "I said this big brother, we are the first to be so far away from home and come to a strange place, you have more social experience than us, shouldn't you take care of us a little?" Tian Fu smiled: "This girl has vision, I have been in this mixed society for more than ten years!" Unfortunately, I don't want to take care of you! Tian Fu bluntly rejected the beautiful girl's request, the beautiful woman was difficult to accept the fact of rejection for a while, who had refused her request since she was a child, and said angrily: "I'll grass your mother!" The tiger doesn't threaten you when I'm a sick cat? Tian Fupi smiled and said, "I said girl! Have you ever cared for me? The beautiful woman was on the fire of rejection, and pointed at Tian Fu with her finger and said, "Do I know you?" Why should I take care of you" Tian Fu said coldly: "Then why do you want me to take care of you?" The beautiful woman choked, she couldn't imagine that Tian Fu, a big man, would give her so faceless, and so simply.
Tian Fu walked out of the Yiquan Hotel with his three daughters and asked, "What's going on?" Qin Sirou said angrily: "Isn't this the end of the game exhibition!" Colleagues who danced together called and said that they would have a casual meal, contact and contact each other, and say that if there is any work in the future, everyone should take care of each other! Wen Keke said angrily: "When we think about it, multiple people, multiple relationships, and more choices, who knew it would be so pitful!" Tian Fu looked at Wen Keke's anger, a little curious, and said: "What kind of pit method makes you so angry!" ”
Ji Meng continued: "When we went, they had already ordered the dishes and ate half of them!" Sit still after eating! Look at me, I see you grinding for a long time! I said we heard from you that you had a treat, and we didn't bring any money when we came... Before Ji Meng finished speaking, Wen Keke interrupted her and said dissatisfiedly: "Uncle, don't listen to this little girl!" If only that I wouldn't be so angry. ”
Wen Keke looked angry, which aroused Tian Fu's interest, and said: "Keke, wait a minute, I looked, there are seven fat and strong beer men in the box, who bring their own swimming rings when they go to the sea, this figure doesn't look like dancing at all, since it's a dinner party between your dancers, how can they eat with you!" Qin Sirou said with a gloomy face: "Don't mention them, I will be angry when I mention them!" Ji Meng said faintly: "They were brought by a woman, and they said that they were introduced to us as boyfriends!" Qin Sirou said: "There is a man full of men, the older the man is, the more fragrant he is, and the older the woman, the more the price drops, so marry early, don't miss their potential stocks!" When he is developed, he like me wants to pack as much as he wants! Rolling his eyes, he raised his voice and said: "Old lady, Yan is good and has a soft waist, are you afraid that you won't be able to get married?" ”
Tian Fu glanced at Qin Sirou's beautiful figure and smiled. Qin Sirou Wu was puzzled and said: "I was blind, I actually looked at them for a long time, and finally found out that it was interesting to watch them brag, either to do projects here, or that bank owed him tens of millions, either I knew this boss, or someone from that government department!" His grandma's! Blowing so badly, no one wants to pay. ”
Wen Keke continued: "This is not the most annoying, the most annoying thing is that they invited the manager who is responsible for the management of the activities, the manager ate for a while, he said that he still has something to go first, the manager said before leaving, he went to buy the order!" As a result, a little smashed and said: Manager, you can come over and give us a lot of face, how can we still let you pay! What is this money! I'm out. We people will ask you to take care of us in the future! The manager saw that she was sincere in paying the bill, and after leaving the next sentence: any good activities must come to us. Then the manager left. ”
Licked his lips, and continued: "The manager just left on the front foot, and there were seven big men on the back foot, and these big men were not polite, as soon as they came, they picked up the menu and ordered, at that time we thought it was the woman's money, so we didn't say anything, and at the end of the meal, the climax came, and the little said to me: I will introduce you to a boyfriend, and you go and pay the bill!" ”
Tian Fu was stunned and said, "There is still this operation?" It's not an ordinary slip, it's fame, it's cheap! Wen Keke raised his foot and stepped on the ground fiercely, twisting it several times, as if the thing under his feet was the little in her mouth, and said: "That's not, when did the old lady suffer such a loss, and immediately tore up with her, and the seven men also quarreled around me, saying some ugly things, and then if Mengmeng hadn't said that she asked you to come over to pay the bill, we would probably still be quarreling now!" ”
Tian Fu couldn't help but glance at Wen Keke a few more times, a woman actually dared to quarrel with seven big men, Wen Keke was strong, which shows that she was so strong, Tian Fu couldn't help but be impressed, and looked back at Ji Meng, Ji Meng stuck out his tongue at him and said: "At that time, I was really afraid that they would fight, and I would find a way to drag them down!" So I lied that I asked my uncle to come over to pay the bill, but in fact, I just asked him to come to the town, and with the help of my uncle's fierce appearance, they made them throw a rat trap and dare not beat people! Wen Keke was moved when he heard that Ji Meng was worried about her and rolled Tian Fu in, but Ji Meng owed Tian Fu a favor, and complained: "Mengmeng, you involved the uncle in our business, this is not good!" ”
Tian Fu had an indescribable good impression of Ji Meng, Wen Keke asked Ji Meng to come to him at this time, he didn't like to listen to it, looked at Wen Keke meaningfully, and said earnestly: "Ke Ke, you stop, if it's your business, I'm probably reluctant to get involved, but you have to say another thing about this Mengmeng, this is the person who made me hit the trash can, you and her are not the same day!" You have to be a little bit forced to count this! ”
Wen Keke heard Tian Fuming say that she was not as good as Ji Meng, and said angrily: "You are dead!" Tian Fu spread his hands and said, "Look at my arm, do you say you want to hug?" Still have to lift high! I'm a lonely family, and when I can take advantage of girls, I will never be soft! ”
Wen Keke looked at her slender white and tender hands, glanced at Tian Fu's thick black arms, confirmed his eyes, and clearly knew that he couldn't beat him, and then Tian Fu had an expression of being a bastard if he was cheap, and he clenched his fists with both hands and screamed: "Tian Fu, I remember you!" Ji Meng and Qin Sirou couldn't help but laugh when they saw Wen Keke eating deflated under Tian Fu's hooligan behavior, Wen Keke saw that the two were laughing at her, and said in his heart: "I can't handle Tian Fu's greasy uncle, can't I clean up your two little prodigal hooves!" "Immediately shift the target to tickle the two of them.
Tian Fu looked at the three girls who were making a mess and laughing wildly, silently swept his eyebrows with his hand, and said softly: "Actually, I also want to participate in such an activity!" After the three of them made trouble for a while, Tian Fu said: "I sorted it out, according to what you said, I guess what they want to invite is the manager, but they don't want to pay for it, so they asked you to go." Otherwise, those seven big men who pick their feet won't come after the manager is gone!" Qin Sirou bit her lip and thought for a while: "Uncle, you say so, I think it's really like this, these people really can't get along!" Ji Meng and Wen Keke also thought so!
Ji Meng looked at Tian Fu and suddenly thought: "Uncle, I found that you have an advantage!" Tian Fu was very curious about this girl who had a crush on her, and found out what advantages he had, and said with a smile: "What advantages?" Ji Meng said seriously: "You don't care about other people's eyes!" Tian Fu said: "How to say! Ji Meng said: "You can dance in front of the crowd without scruples, and you can dance more than us girls." You can also directly refuse her unreasonable requests, even if they are beautiful girls. ”
Tian Fu didn't expect Ji Meng to observe him, this was an unexpected joy, although he was very happy in his heart, he was silent on his face, pretending to be melancholy to attract her attention, and said: "Who said I don't care about other people's eyes, it's just that when I care about other people's eyes and am stupid, you are not there!" Wen Keke didn't care about Tian Fu saying that he cared about the eyes of others, what she cared about was that Tian Fu was stupid, she was particularly interested in how Tian Fu was stupid, and smiled maliciously: "Uncle, what's the matter!" ”
Tian Fu said with a melancholy face: "This matter is a long story!" I want to be Tian Fu, I know a little bit about astronomy and geography, Wen Taowu is a little rough, punching kindergarten, kicking the baby room, I dare not say that I am the king, but I can still bear the title of the strongest king! Wen Keke sneered in his heart: "You can really blow, the strongest king is obviously one rank higher than the king!" Speaking of your appearance, I believe you if you beat a little pot friend under the age of five. And you're definitely still a repeat offender! With a black face, he said: "Speak human words!" ”
Tian Fu didn't care about Wen Keke's black face, looked up at the starry sky, and said with emotion: "At noon that day, I was about to ride a small electric donkey to deliver takeaways, before going out, I was also so white to watch the stars, seeing the sky and earth in the distance, and the wind and clouds were turbulent, I calculated that this was the silence before the storm." I put on my raincoat and set off. When I was halfway through, I saw that there was no raincoat around the road, and I thought, on such a hot day, and it hasn't rained yet, I'm just wearing a raincoat alone, stuffy like a xiaolongbao in a steamer, on a sunny afternoon, with such a suit, how stupid I look, maybe I have delivered the meal, and the rain hasn't rained. So I found a place where no one was around, took off my raincoat, and moved on! ”
Wen Keke was full of joy to listen to him describe the scene of the day, but as a result, he brewed emotions for a long time, and in the end he only heard such boring words, and said angrily: "What happened later!?" ”
Tian Fu wrote lightly: "Later! Later, except for the heavy rain of soybeans, which crackled my face, and the hot pain, and the pouring rain under the accompaniment of rolling thunder, drenched me into a fool, there was no other particularly strange thing that happened! The words just fell.
The three girls laughed, they couldn't imagine that Tian Fu, such a faceless and skinless person, put on a raincoat in advance when he knew that it was going to rain, because he was worried about the eyes of others, he still took off the raincoat, causing him to be caught in the rain!
Wen Keke laughed for a while, then suppressed his breath and said, "Uncle, I am relieved to hear that you were drenched in the rain when I heard the story!" Ji Meng laughed for a while, suddenly ran ahead, learned the movements of Tian Fu when he left the hotel, with one hand, tiptoeing, and bowed slightly, and said, "But uncle, this action is really MAN!" Tian Fu watched Ji Meng learn his movements, his heart was sweeter than eating honey, and he said in his heart: "It seems that Lao Tzu, there is hope for getting rid of the single!" ”
At this time, passing by a bench on the side of the street for people to rest, a couple sat on it, and the boy said to the girl with a wicked smile: "Once upon a time there were two people, one was called "I like you" and the other was called "I don't like you". One day "I don't like you" dies, what's the name of that person left?" The girl lowered her head shyly and was embarrassed to answer the boy's question.
In this situation, Tian Fugang celebrated in his heart that he was hopeful of getting off the list, and saw such a harmonious scene...