Text: Man
At this time, passing by a bench on the side of the street for people to rest, a couple sat on it, and the boy said to the girl with a wicked smile: "Once upon a time there were two people, one was called "I like you" and the other was called "I don't like you". One day "I don't like you" dies, what's the name of that person left?" The girl lowered her head shyly and was embarrassed to answer the boy's question.
In this situation, Tian Fugang celebrated in his heart that he was hopeful of getting off the list, and saw such a harmonious scene...
Tian Fu is a single dog, someone shows affection in front of him, he undoubtedly received 10,000 points of critical damage, the energy of the anger gauge is instantly full, seeing the girl's embarrassment, he walked in front of the girl with understanding, and said loudly: "I don't know this, this is called a widow...."
The girl looked at Yokota Fu in astonishment, the boy wanted to isomorphize some small routines to provoke his girlfriend's emotions, so that the man in front of him was stirred, just now the atmosphere of you and me disappeared completely, only although it was very embarrassing, I still had to maintain a very embarrassing smile. The boy can bear it, when he was flirting with his sister, someone made trouble for him, and with a snap, the boy's left hand slapped on the edge of the bench, and he stood up suddenly, and said angrily: "You... Before he finished speaking, he saw the man in front of him, with a fierce face, and he was not a good person at first glance, and then carefully looked at the man's figure, and saw that Tian Fu's arm was about to catch up with his calf, and swallowed the rest of the words back, grunted, and swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva involuntarily.
The girl saw Tian Fu's face full of flesh, and there was a terrifying scar on her face, at this time, she was looking at her angrily, her cheeks were bruised, she was panting, and her expression was very vicious Looking at her and her boyfriend, looking like she was going to find fault. Tian Fu's appearance, even if he talks to people with a pleasant face, others will think that he is a violent person, and he still pretends to be angry at this time, which highlights his hideous face even more.
The girl had never seen this fierce person, so she screamed and hid directly behind the boy. The boy confirmed that he had confirmed his eyes, and he was sure that he couldn't beat him, and the person who came looked very vicious, but his girlfriend hid behind him, pretending to be tough, raising his head and chest, and glaring at Tian Fu angrily: "Don't think that if you look stronger than me, I'm afraid of you!" I, I, I, I. Tian Fu tilted his head, shook his shoulders, between his bones, made a gurgling sound, grinned, made a hehehe sound, revealing a smile that was even uglier than crying, the boy saw Tian Fu tilt his head and shake his shoulders, the threat was overflowing, and although there was a smile on the corner of Tian Fu's mouth, there was no smile in the corner of his eyes, and he knew that today's things were difficult to be good. The man protected the girl behind him and said softly, "Tingting, wait for you to go first." I.. didn't wait for him to finish, but heard Tian Fu say coldly: "Go? Can you walk away? The man was stunned, looked up at Tian Fu, and saw that the corners of Tian Fu's mouth were raised, his face was full of sneers, and his right hand was put on his body, looking like he was going to dig out a guy. The man's eyes were slight, he shook off the girl's hand, and shouted, "Go!" After speaking, he pounced on Tian Fu.
When the man's eyes were angry, Tian Fu took precautions, jumped to the left, and dodged the man's pounce. After the man threw himself into the air, his right foot was the axis, twisted hard, turned the direction, and just when his left foot was about to kick on the ground, he threw himself at the vicious man in front of him again, and entangled with him, so that his girlfriend could get out, but he saw the man with a fierce face before, who was not far away, looking at him with a smile, without the intention of doing anything, and couldn't help but stop the pace of impact, but he didn't know what medicine to buy in Tian Fu's gourd, seeing that Tian Fu had no intention of making a move, he turned around and ran in front of the girl, and protected the stupid girl behind him again.
Tian Fu pointed at the man and said: "Oh, look, I'm a bad guy, and you're a beautiful rescuer, isn't it much more useful than your little routine of letting my sister say I like you?" Tian Fu's actions really let the man prove to the girl that he is indeed a gentleman at a critical time, and he is a reliable man, the man thought that he and his girlfriend were just frightened by Tian Fu's expression, Tian Fu's behavior was certainly better than his routine, making his relationship with his girlfriend go further, but his face was cloudy, and he gritted his teeth and said: "You scared us so badly, I have to thank you Lou!" Tian Fu listened to the voice that overflowed from between the man's teeth, nodded and said, "I think you should thank me for creating an opportunity for you to save the beauty of a hero!" ”
The man saw that the other party scared him and his girlfriend, and he shamelessly asked him to thank him, and was angry: "If I hadn't beaten you, I would have turned my face with you a long time ago!" Tian Fu tilted his head and looked the man up and down, glanced at the boy's slightly trembling legs, and the man said angrily: "What are you looking at?" Tian Fu nodded and said, "If your legs don't shake, this sentence will be perfect!" But seriously, if you can beat me, I won't scare you. People fought for a breath, and the Buddha fought for a stick of incense and smiled. Tian Fu said to his face that the man couldn't beat him, he was furious, rolled up his sleeves, walked towards Tian Fu, and said, "You... As soon as he took a step, he rushed to Tian Fu without waiting for him to finish speaking. Tingting's little hand appeared on the man's ear, dragged the man back, and said, "Ah Qiang! I'm not leaving, don't be like this single dog. Ah Qiang hurriedly said: "I... Yes!! "There was a scream. Tingting couldn't help but twist his ears more vigorously when she heard Ah Qiang. Ah Qiang said: "It hurts, it hurts, Tingting, you tap, tap." Tingting said: "It's not light." It's light... After a while, the two disappeared from everyone's sight.
Ji, Wen, and Qin, when Tian Fu said that he didn't know this, this was called a widow, because of the relationship between the boy and the girl, they each tried to hold back the urge to laugh, and when they saw that they disappeared from the sight of the couple, they couldn't hold back their willingness to laugh anymore, pointed at Tian Fu, raised their heads and laughed.
Wen Keke laughed for a while and said with a smile: "Big. . . Uncle, I, I smell, smell, smell, single dog, smell. He fanned his nose with his hand and said, "This smell is so sour, so sour!" Ha ha! As soon as the words fell, Ji and Qin's laughter increased a few degrees! Tian Fu's eyes swept over the three of them, stepped forward, the white crane flashed its wings, the golden rooster was independent, and the tiger went down the mountain and other martial arts tricks came out, and finally tied up the horse to collect the merits, and said: "Contemptible man, 28 years old, can live in the hall, can hold the kitchen, can afford to carry the wooden horse, can afford the wall, can afford to drive a good car, can afford to buy a new house, can fight over the deflated, can beat the hooligans." Honest, upright, able to be civil and martial, especially loyal to feelings, can stand up to wind and rain, can withstand pressure, can bear responsibility, and can endure temptation. A good stock like me, who wants to get it! After speaking, he did not forget to throw an eyebrow at the three girls, and politely bowed to the three of them with one hand.
The three of them puffed their mouths, puffed out their faces, and blew out through the gaps in their lips. Wen Keke walked forward with a dark face, and when Tian Fu was staggered, he reached out and patted Tian Fu on the shoulder: "You are a good person!" Qin Sirou followed, stretched out her hand and patted Tian Fu on the shoulder: "You deserve better!" Tian Fu regarded this incident as a joke in his own heart, and did not take it to heart, and the reactions of Wen and Qin were not unexpected, at this time, when he saw Ji Meng following behind, when she reached out to pat him on the shoulder, she deliberately cried and begged with a sad face: "Beauty, give some face!" ”
Ji Meng tilted his head, gently patted him on the shoulder three times with his hand, and said with a smile: "Flower heart big radish!" After speaking, humming a little song, he quickly kept up with the pace of Wen and Qin, leaving Tian Fu with a blank face standing in place, Zhang Er King Kong was confused, scratched his hair vigorously, and thought: "What does this flowery radish mean!" Could it be that she likes me, one of the three major illusions of life? The more he thought about it, the more he couldn't understand it, just when he scratched his ears and cheeks and tried to understand the meaning of Ji Meng's words, he looked up and saw that the three of them were about to disappear around the corner of a street, looked at Ji Meng's happy back, and muttered: "I really hope that she said this flowery radish is a condemnation of her girlfriend to her boyfriend." Then he smiled and said in his heart: "You think too much." There is so much age difference between you! And she also graduated from college with a dance major! The two of you, the difference is too much! He just thought that he was thinking too much, and shook his head a few times, as if he wanted to get this idea out of his mind, and the more he wanted to get rid of this thought, the deeper the idea took root in his brain.
At this time, the figure of the three girls has disappeared around the corner of the street, Tian Fu took a few deep breaths, sighed a few more times, followed the three girls with a heart, and when he passed by a Michelin cake shop, his phone rang, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, his brows couldn't help frowning, the caller ID was Meng Yi, and he looked at the time at 23:15, and said in his heart: "This point, I called over, either to eat too much to eat, and asked me to run with her, or I just wanted to eat something from that place and asked me to buy it for her!" After hesitating for a while, he finally connected to something: "Hey, Comrade Xiao Meng, what do you have to teach you!" Meng Yi saw that Tian Fu answered his call, first giggled, and then said softly: "Brother Tian, what should I do if I want to eat Michelin cake on XX Street!" ”
He knew that Meng Yi's subtext was to ask him to go to the Michelin cake shop on a certain street, buy a cake and send it to her, if it was in the past, Tian Fu would have agreed to it when he received Meng Yi's request for him to help buy something, but when he heard Meng Yi say, it turns out that you think so! I've always considered you a friend. He asked himself, sent her to the hospital when he was sick in the middle of the night, ran to the store she pointed out at eleven or twelve o'clock in the evening to buy her designated snacks, ate too much before going to bed at night, and called her to accompany her to eat and walk in the park. Play and go shopping, pay for all kinds of bills, and finally get a I have always been a friend of you! He thought he couldn't accept his own efforts in exchange for such a result. He glanced up at the word "XX Street" written on the roadside sign, looked back at the neon sign of the Michelin cake shop next to him, and said lightly: "Do it yourself." ”
Meng Yi said: "But but, so far, walking will be tiring!" And I'm a girl, it's not safe to go out at night! Tian Fu said: "Then be hungry!" Meng Yi heard Tian Fu reject her hint, and said seriously: "Brother Tian, you have changed, you have never talked to me like this before!" Do you have a woman you like? Tian Fuxin said: "You just treat me as a spare tire, an ATM, whether I have a woman I like, I have nothing to do with you!" Said plainly: "The me you see now is the real me." Okay, you and I are just ordinary colleagues, and you leave this job to your boyfriend! With that, he hung up the phone.
Ji Meng saw that Tian Fu suddenly took out the phone, stopped in place to answer the phone, and saw that his expression seemed to be a little unhappy, so he asked Wen Keke and Qin Sirou to wait for him, and when Tian Fu hung up the phone and followed, Ji Meng asked: "Uncle, what's wrong, look at you after answering this call, you look very unhappy!" When Tian Fu saw Meng Yi asking him to go to a Michelin cake shop on a certain street to buy a cake, Ji Meng heard Tian Fu say that a woman wanted Tian Fu to run a few times to buy a cake for her in the middle of the night, and her heart was inexplicably tight, and a voice in her heart told her: You must end the connection between the woman and the uncle. He asked, "The woman didn't ask you where you were, so she hinted that you went to buy her a cake?" ”
Tian Fu nodded, and Ji Meng couldn't help but be happy in his heart: "It's so rude, look at how I dismantled you!" Indignantly, she said: "This woman is really, she calls someone in the middle of the night and asks someone to buy a cake for her, and she doesn't think about whether it is convenient for others to go there!" There is no sense of being considerate of others at all! Ji Meng's denunciation of Meng Yi, looking at her indignant appearance, Tian Fu's heart warmed, and he shook his head at Ji Meng with WeChat, but the smile on his face couldn't be stopped!
Ji Meng saw Tian Fu smiling and didn't speak, and asked, "Uncle, you won't promise her!" Tian Fu pointed to the Michelin cake shop not far away, and then pointed to the street sign of a certain street not far away: "No, I said: You and I are just ordinary colleagues," Ji Meng looked in the direction pointed by Tian Fu, and found that the cake shop requested by the woman was obviously close to him, but he refused the woman's request, and was overjoyed, thinking: "This shows that the uncle has no idea about the woman!" Suddenly he thought about it: "No, this kind of refusal is not strong enough, it will make the woman mistakenly think that the uncle only refused because it was too late, and it will leave her with thoughts!" You can't leave her with any thoughts! Zhengse said: "Uncle, if you refuse like this, she will still have thoughts, do you want her to not come to you in the future?" After saying that, put on a big smile!
Tian Fu couldn't help muttering in his heart: "You smile so brightly, how can I have a creepy feeling!" He thought so, but when the words came to his mouth, he changed: "Of course I don't want her to come to me!" Ji Meng said: "I have a way!" Why don't you try it? Tian Fu said: "Try it." Tell me, what do you want me to do? ”
Ji Meng stretched out her hand in front of him and said confidently: "Give me the phone, you don't have to type a word, she will understand what you mean by refusing!" Tian Fu sighed, seeing Ji Meng's confident appearance, he was curious about what method Ji Meng used to make Meng Yi completely cut off the method of treating him as a good person. took out his hand to unlock it and handed it to Ji Meng.
Ji Meng took Tian Fu's mobile phone, opened his WeChat, looked at Tian Fu's address book, and found that in his address book, there were only forty or fifty people, judging from the nickname and avatar of WeChat, boys accounted for the vast majority, and there were very few girls, this discovery made her very satisfied, and praised in her heart: "The young man is not bad, there is no in the brain, and all the girls are added!" He looked up and casually asked, "Which one is that woman!" ”
Tian Fu pointed out Meng Yi's WeChat account, Ji Meng saw Tian Fu remark Meng Yi's nickname to Xiao Yiyi, and an evil fire was inexplicably born in his heart, and his thumb was viciously pointed on Meng Yi's WeChat account, and he said in his heart: "Let you note Xiao Yiyi, when she sees this coordinate, your Xiao Yiyi will definitely be angry!" See how you end! "Open the location sharing and send Tian Fu's current location to Meng Yi! After doing all this, I couldn't help but give thirty-two likes to my wit in my heart, and said in my heart: "Ji Meng, Ji Meng, you are really witty!" I'm so witty that I can't help but spoil myself! Satisfied, he returned the phone to Tian Fu. I looked up and wanted to get closer to Wen Keke and Qin Sirou, but I saw that Wen and Qin didn't know when to run to the side, and asked, "Sisi, why did you run there!" ”’
Qin Sirou was already surprised that Ji Meng paid special attention to Tian Fu's actions, and saw that Ji Meng was worried about Tian Fu's errands for another woman, and even more concluded that Ji Meng had a good impression of Tian Fu, when Ji Meng asked Tian Fu, she quietly pulled Wen Keke aside, leaving her and Tian Fu in the same place, seeing Ji Mengwu, she felt that Tian Fu's rejection of the woman was not strong enough, and gently pushed Wen Keke with her elbow and said: "Ke Ke, I think our Meng Meng has fallen in love with the uncle!" Wen Keke nodded: "I think so." ”
At this time, seeing that Ji Meng had finished dealing with Tian Fu's matter, when he looked at them, he left a playful smile at Ji Meng!
Meng Yi saw Tian Fu's information, she saw that Tian Fu's location was right next to the cake shop she designated, and said disdainfully: "Don't say it, your body is still very honest!" When I called, I said no, and now it's not like I'm rolling over! It's not to surprise me with all these little tricks! Hmph, so men are cheap, the more they can't eat, the more they have to find a way to eat! For your sake, I've got another idea! Typing Tian Fu said: "Brother Tian, I think about the cake is too tired, I'm losing weight, I want to eat the barbecue of XX 1st Street!" You have to hurry up, I'm starving to death, love you, Momoda! ”
Tian Fu twitched a few times when he saw Meng Yi's information, XX Street and XX 1st Street, one is in the east of Baolong District, and the other is in the west of Baolong District, the two are far apart, Tian Fu is sure that Meng Yi must have misunderstood that he came to the cake shop to give her a cake. And Meng Yi changed his position just to play with him! Silently replied: "I have arrived at the door of the cake shop." ”
Meng Yi couldn't help but raise her eyebrows when she saw this information, and thought that Tian Fu was complaining to her, and she was thinking about how to reply to Tian Fu and let him buy barbecue! Tian Fu's second message arrived: "I don't want to step into the cake shop to buy cakes for you, do you think I will run from the east of Baolong District to the west of Baolong District for you!" Don't you have a little pressure in your heart! ”
Meng Yi was very annoyed when he saw Tian Fu's second message, and there was a feeling of being teased in his heart, and then Tian Fu's third message arrived, and Meng Yi, who was angry, looked at it and almost crooked his nose, only to see Tian Fu write: "When you see the first message, are you secretly refreshed in your heart, I can't cure you just because of your Taoism?" Is it annoyed and angry when you see the second piece of information, and you have a feeling of being played? That's right, I know how you will react when you see the first and second messages, so I deliberately created a wonderful misunderstanding for you! ”
Meng Yi was already annoyed when Tian Fu's two messages made him happy and angry, and when he was stimulated by Tian Fu's third message, he was even more angry, gritting his teeth and saying: "Tian Fu, I'm not done with you!" As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly thought of Tian Fu's extremely cold eyes when he rushed her a few days ago, and couldn't help but shudder, and said cowardly: "This kind of scumbag, forget it!" If you really push him into a hurry and put yourself in, you won't be able to row! ”
Tian Fu replied to Meng Yi's matter, and quickly followed Ji Meng and them, Ji Meng looked at the direction where Ah Qiang and Tingting were far away and asked, "Uncle, why did you say that the woman named Tingting dragged the man named Ah Qiang away?" Tian Fu said: "Tingting was afraid that something would happen to Ah Qiang, so she dragged him away!" Ji Meng looked at Tian Fu twice and said with a smile: "I think so too!" ”