The wheel of time rolls forward, three days later, at twelve o'clock at noon, "Spring and Autumn" officially opened, Tian Fu on the second day of the "Spring and Autumn" service, clicked on "Spring and Autumn" to enter the game, came to the creation of game character section, looked at the nickname column, and thought: "Zhuangzi said well! The skillful work, the wise worry, the incompetent have nothing to ask for, how can a person like me who is about to stand on his own be a scum who has no pursuit, and the name can't be too arbitrary! There must be a meaning! He bowed his head and pondered for a while, then said: "An international friend once said: The wise man is reserved for the greatest man. According to Zhang Juzheng's power strategy: Guangdong luck and wind, foundation and rain, although the personnel are different, the reason is the same, but the good observer can see the subtlety. From this, it can be inferred that a scholar like me, who knows great wisdom and small wisdom, is worthy of the name of a wise man! Speaking of pride, he smiled unconsciously, and then typed the letters ZZ on the projection keyboard.

When he just wanted to check the corresponding Chinese characters, his mobile phone rang, he took off his game helmet, took out his mobile phone and saw that it was 10086. I don't want to answer, but I see that it was 10086 calling, so I still answer it to show respect. I only heard the 10086 customer service say in a soft tone: "Hello, are you the owner of a certain number?" Tian Fu said: "Yes." The customer service said: "This gentleman, that's the case, I found out through the background that in the past three months, your monthly phone bill has exceeded 159 yuan." I have a monthly package of 129 yuan, XX minutes of talk time per month, and xxG traffic, do I need to help you handle it? ”

Tian Fu listened to it to persuade him to do more, on the side of his body, his left hand supported his chin, his elbow passed through the projection keyboard generated by the holographic optical brain, propped up on the protective wall of the holographic optical brain, and quietly listened to the customer service finish speaking, and said: "No need!" The customer service said: "Sir, you are at a loss like this... Tian Fu entangled with the customer service for more than a minute, and finally sent away the customer service of 10086. After sending away the customer service customer service of 10086, I put on a game helmet and wanted to find the word wise man of the input method at that time! Raising his eyes to look at the nickname, the corners of his eyes twitched, and said, "Wisdom. . . Wisdom.. Mentally retarded? The words are full of unwillingness to be true.

Tian Fu saw that the nickname had been selected, and the nickname column was marked as mentally retarded, and he only needed to open the attribute slot machine and randomly generate the basic attributes, and then he could complete the character registration. Tian Fu looked down and found that the elbow of his left hand was pressed on the space bar of the projection keyboard, and he suddenly remembered that when he played the chicken game before, he often used the mentally retarded to fight back at those who sprayed him open, and the abbreviation of the word mentally retarded in the input method is the two letters ZZ. Because Tian Fu often uses the relationship between the two words of intellectual disability,The input method defaults to Tian Fu when he enters the ZZ letter,The word intellectual disability ranks first,Tian Fu's space is then pressed,The word intellectual disability has become a nickname in his game!

Tian Fu saw this scene and wanted to understand what was going on, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and said godlessly: "This wave of operations is really mentally retarded.10086 number, I'll take a hammer!" I keep scolding others for being mentally retarded, but now it's okay, I'm mentally retarded! Is this the legend of lifting a stone to shoot oneself in the foot? ”

In "Spring and Autumn", the nickname is confirmed, and it cannot be changed, and if you want to delete the number, or practice the trumpet, you must upgrade the character to level 15 to do so. Even if Tian Fu is unhappy, he has to bear the name of mental retardation and raise this good to level fifteen. Tian Fu knew this, and clicked on the attribute slot machine very casually, and the five attributes of the slot machine mountain rotated rapidly, because of the name of a mental retardation, Tian Fu was not interested in this attribute. As soon as the slot machine stops, choose to confirm!

Player character: mentally retarded

Race: Terran

Perception: 15

Constitution: 9

Strength: 8

Dexterity: 12

Intelligence: 8

Level: Level 0: 0/1000 of current experience

HP:180 MP:190

Faction: None. Combat effectiveness: 0

Vision Horizons: 300+15 Concealment: 50.Control: 75%

Attack: 18

Defense Strength: 18-23

Move: 0+13

Explosiveness: +20%

Tian Fu looked at the mentally retarded character attributes and said: "The highest single attribute is fifteen points, the five major attributes are up to 75 points, the passing line is 50 points, I have a total of 52 attributes, there is a way to pass long live, one more point is wasted." My character is really super level performance, this kind of luck thing, can actually let me have two points wasted! "I randomly chose a piercing skill to increase armor-piercing power, and a bronze armor-piercing cone as a weapon.

Basic Skill: Piercing: +70% base damage, +50% penetration, and has a chance to inflict 30% of the target's bleeding damage. Duration, five seconds!

Equipment: Cloth clothing, no attributes

Cloth shoes: Attribute none

Weapons: Bronze Armor-Piercing Cone, Bronze Texture, Attributes: No Damage: 15-35 Armor-Piercing Power 0/20

Accessories: None

Pets: None

Title: None

Achievement: None

Mentally retarded As a newcomer with four nos, Tian Fu can see the character attributes clearly at a glance, what is there, there is nothing! After understanding his own Xu clan, he drew a white light and descended into the Spring and Autumn World.

The white light dissipated, and Tian Fu's mentally handicapped stood under a road sign that said "A Small Village", with a clean sky in the distance and green grass under his feet. Tian Fu said with emotion: "With this visual effect alone, this 10 billion investment has not been spent in vain. However, the name of this small village does make the novice village a lot of cute. As soon as the words fell, the white light around him flashed, and dozens of players descended on the small village, and after a while, after a burst of white light, Tian Fu had already seen the heads of the people lined up at the entrance of the village, and complained in his heart: "The dumplings on the beach on the National Day are nothing more than that!" It's harder to find a monster than to fight a monster! ”

At this time, the village road was already full of people, and a girl said: "A flower and a woodcut are so real." It's exactly the same as the real thing," a boy pointed to the houses in the novice village and said: "Red bricks and green tiles, misty cooking smoke, and the fence has the charm of the countryside in childhood!" Tian Fu listened to the voice praising the quality of the game, and walked out of the novice village called Xiaocun Village with the flow of people.

Tian Fu walked to the entrance of the village, as expected, there were many strange people, only to see the players one by one in the staking to occupy the territory, and the players who entered before were holding their own five or six level level markers, driving the players who entered their own demarcated territory, or co-opting players of the same level, or the party fighting against differences, reporting to the group for warmth, or forming a team to invade and annex the territory.

Order doesn't exist, and some are just the main gameplay of Spring and Autumn: unfair. Tian Fu walked to a small hill at the entrance of the village, climbed a lesson tree, and observed the surrounding environment. The novice village, backed by a mountain, flows through a stream four or five zhang wide, and the houses are built along the stream. Not far downstream of the stream, sparkling is a lake. Directly in front of the entrance to the village is an endless plain, and at the end of the plain is a rolling mountain range.

Tian Fu looked at the crowd below the hill and calculated: "The number of people is concentrated on the plain at the entrance of the village, the higher the grass, the smaller the number of people, presumably the level of the grass monster is also higher." The mountain behind the strange village is quiet, and there is white light rising from time to time at the foot of the mountain, and there is also a white light on the mountainside that represents the player hanging up, but the frequency of white light on the mountain is much higher than that on the plain, it may be that the monster on the mountain is more advanced than the monster on the plain, so the player would rather nest in the plain than go to the back mountain. There are very few people who go to the lake, not that there are few, but that the monsters are difficult to fight. Looking at the crowd, he said, "Now you have to choose a good choice to fight monsters and upgrade there." There are many monks and little porridge in the plains, which is not suitable, the mountains and forests are very risky, and the lakes. Or do you want to team up? ”

When Tian Fu was thinking about where to upgrade, there was a large pond not far from the entrance of the village that attracted his attention.

Tian Fu believed that the other players must have also noticed the abnormality of the pond, and at this time, there were two players who came back from the pond, and one scolded and said: "Ma Dan, what is said on the Internet is not wrong at all, the pond is not a good place to upgrade, the black pond water, what is below is not clear, and it takes a lot of effort to find the monster." ”

Another player was unwilling to say: "In this period when there are many people and few monsters, it is strange that it is difficult to find me and I admit it, the pond silt movement speed has been reduced by more than half, I also admit it, the blame gives less experience, I also admit it, I can't bear it, special meow, this monster can't beat but actually knows how to run, drill into this silt, run, can't find it, find it or another monster, and then run again, it took half a day's work, not a single hair can be fished." The previous player said: "Don't complain, this game has been said when it was promoted, this monster can only run, if you don't know how to block the monster, it's the same on the plains, and you won't be able to catch anything." When you get to the plain, I'll output it remotely, and you cut off the retreat after you go around. Another player waved his hand again and again: "I know, I know, you've said it N times, how can I say it, is it also the anchor of the chicken game!" ”

As the voices of the two of them moved farther away, Tian Fu checked the key information of the two of them, "It's strange, it's hard to find, it's hard to fight, and it's going to run away." There is little experience, and there is an imbalance between the effort and the gain. He looked back at the crowd on the plain, and said, "Those who have no reference and must do it are stupid; Those who are bound to be relied upon, false, and those who do not verify hearsay, deserve to be deceived! With so many people in the plains, the difficulty of leveling up is already obvious, and there is nothing to lose by going to the pond to see! ”

Tian Fu thought of doing it, decided to hurry, hurried to the pond, and opened the game map on the way. As soon as I opened the map, I saw a black patch on the map, only the location of the small village was marked on the map, and everything else was black. The map and game map of the village are like fireflies and heaven and earth in the dark. There is a world of difference in size between the two, and Penguin only gives the player a map of a newbie village.

Tian Fu found out the malice of the game production team, although he could see the mountains, water, and lakes, except for the places he walked through, other places were shrouded in something commonly known as the fog of war, and would not appear on the map, except for the lighthouse of capitalism - the small village village was marked on the map, and there was no information marked on it, and there were no NPCs in the novice village that were not marked, not to mention the distribution of monster levels, where the leveling points were, where the dungeon entrance was, and so on! couldn't help complaining: "Penguin, you want to kill those shouting Didi, marking me as a road idiot waiting for you under a small elephant white cloud." It's hard to get a copy with the group, shouting on the world channel that I'm waiting for you under a certain tree. It's like doing underground work? ”

Tian Fu's heart suddenly lit up, and he thought: "This is the fun of exploration that was mentioned in the Spring and Autumn Propaganda!" Thinking of this, Tian Fu quickened his pace, and soon came to the edge of the nameless pond, he had just stood on the ridge of the pond, trying to see what monsters were hidden under the black silt. Suddenly, the pond about ten meters away from him, three places emitted a series of wave sounds.

Tian Fu looked at it, but a string of blisters rose from under the silt, and the sound of the blisters bursting when they touched the surface of the water. Three quacks sounded, and three basin-sized mud balls attacked Tian Fu. When Tian Fu watched a series of blisters emerge from the bottom of the silt, he guessed that there might be a monster under the blisters, and he had already been on guard, and the speed of the mud ball flight was not fast, with years of training as an amateur boxer, Tian Fu jumped to the left, and then dodged the three mud balls that were attacking him.

As soon as Tian Fu's feet landed, he felt that there were three more shadows under his feet, and when he looked up, he hurriedly rolled to the ground on the left, and three loud noises sounded, like the explosion of a gas canister. Three bullfrogs as big as the wheels of heavy-duty trucks loaded with coal in the coal mine smashed into the position where Tian Fu had just landed. Tian Fu used the way of rolling on a donkey to avoid the tragedy of being crushed into sausages as soon as he appeared. Although Tian Fu avoided the weight of the three bullfrogs, he was also blown away by the air waves generated by the three bullfrogs when they landed, and rolled on the ground for more than ten meters before he stabilized his body.