Seeing the village owner asking, the shopkeeper bent over with his fist at the village owner, smiling with a smile: "Village master, I kicked him and slapped him, in fact, there is a reason?" ”

The village lord listened: "Oh? What do you say is the reason? ”

The shopkeeper replied: "Village master, before I kicked him and slapped him, the two of us guessed the fist." ”

The village lord nodded when he heard this, and said, "Go on?" ”

The shopkeeper replied: "Village master, the two of us guessed boxing to fight, do you know this fight?" ”

The village lord didn't understand at all, and crossed his arms and asked, "You two guessed the fist to fight?" How can this guessing fist be for a fight? I heard you say that, I don't understand anything about fighting? Isn't it just a fight, punching and kicking bricks and sticks? ”

The shopkeeper smiled and said, "Village master, you don't understand this." In this fight, for example, if you hit me first, then you are beating someone; I'll hit you later, and I'm in self-defense. If the two of us go to see the official, then it will be basically nothing for me to beat people in the future. Did the village owner get it? ”

When the village master heard this, he opened his mouth to look at the shopkeeper and asked, "Then what does this have to do with guessing boxing?" ”

The shopkeeper smiled and said: "Village master, isn't this called beating people first, and then beating people is called legitimate defense. Therefore, it is appropriate to hit someone later, but it is not appropriate to hit someone first. The two of us guessed boxing, just to see who hit someone first and who hit someone later. ”

The village lord asked: "Then after you two guess the punch, who will hit people first and then hit people?" ”

Learn the shopkeeper to reply: "Whoever loses will hit someone first, of course I lost." ”

The village master glanced at the shopkeeper and didn't see where he was injured, and asked, "The one you hit first, did he hit you?" ”

The shopkeeper smiled and replied: "He didn't hit me." I walked up to him, and he stood still, and I opened one eye and closed one eye, and kicked him in the crotch. It's okay if he kicks me somewhere else, but if he kicks me in the crotch, can he still move? I saw him bend over in pain with his crotch crotched, and then I slapped him to the ground. ”

When the village chief heard this, he said, "Why do I think it's appropriate to beat people first, but it's not appropriate to beat people later?" Also, what do you mean by turning a blind eye? ”

The shopkeeper smiled slightly: "Hasn't this been dealt with by the government yet?" Then he replied, "I opened one eye and closed one eye, so as to confuse him above, and I confuse him above, so that I can kick him below." ”

The village lord listened to it and completely understood, but when he thought about it, it didn't feel right? He said to himself: "They guess who will hit who first, how do I feel like playing a game?" What can I do if I play a game? ”

After thinking about it, the village owner asked, "You two are guessing who will fight first, how do I feel like playing a game?" ”

The shopkeeper listened to the thoughts, and a smile appeared on his lips. The basket shopkeeper also thought about it when he heard it, a wry smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he was beaten, how can it be said that it is a game? As soon as he heard that the game was gone, he hurriedly said: "I was kicked and slapped, how can it be said that it is a game?" According to what you say, is this kick and a slap in vain? The shopkeeper glared at the village lord as he spoke.

When the village owner saw the words of making baskets and buckets, he felt that what he said was also reasonable, and he asked: "Then if you are beaten, you will be dealt with as if you were beaten?" ”

The basket shopkeeper said angrily: "Yes, it will be treated as a fight." The shopkeeper glared angrily at the village lord.

When the village owner saw it, he looked at the shopkeeper and said, "The shopkeeper, will you go to the village with me in a while?" ”

The shopkeeper couldn't laugh when he heard this, he looked down at the village master with his eyes scared, and said, "Village master, why do you tell me if you lack money, I promise to honor you?" ”

The basket shopkeeper listened, and said to the shopkeeper: "The surname is Xue, don't be too villainous!" ”

When the village owner heard this, he pondered and said: "I am an official, and I dare not collect any money, and collecting money is called corruption?" Corruption will go to jail, and officials will be gone. Collecting things, like me, the village owner, a petty official, and I don't dare to ask for valuables, like inviting me to a meal and a drink, this is perverse. But if you invite me to eat and drink, I don't necessarily have to do anything for you, I basically eat and drink for nothing. It can also be said to be a bear man. ”

The shopkeeper listened and said, "Village master, then I will give you something, it is not very expensive, can you spare me?" It's not a big deal, I'll kick someone, slap someone? ”

The village owner is a person who understands, he has always been very cautious in managing people and asking for things, he knows that the official position is much more valuable than that little thing, and he will not lose the official seal of the village owner for a small thing.

The village lord touched his mouth and said, "There are too many people, and I don't lack your little things." ”

After hearing this, the shopkeeper smiled and said, "Village master, then let's find a place where no one is around?" ”

The village owner hesitated when he heard this, glanced outside the ward, and said, "Forget it this time, it's not a big deal if you kick and slap someone, go to the village office, and it'll be fine." ”

The shopkeeper smiled bitterly: "Village master, the village government has to peel off the skin once you go in." Village Lord, can this matter not be resolved in the village office? ”

The shopkeeper of the basket listened and said, "No! This matter will be resolved at the village office. After speaking, he said to the village owner: "Village master, my matter must be resolved in the village office." ”

The village lord looked at the shopkeeper and said, "Learn the shopkeeper, you can go to the village government with me in a while, and you will be beaten with two sticks at most." ”

When the shopkeeper heard this, he said with a bitter face: "Why don't I get two sticks?" After thinking about it, he didn't know how many sticks the two sticks were, so he stretched out two fingers and asked, "Village master, how many sticks are these two sticks?" ”

The village lord replied: "How many more can you have with two sticks, then two sticks." ”

The shopkeeper was a little unconvinced, stretched out two fingers and asked, "Only two sticks?" ”

The village owner replied: "Then how many sticks can you have, just two sticks?" ”

When the basket shopkeeper heard this, he was kicked underneath, so how uncomfortable was it? Also, I was slapped in the face and embarrassed? After thinking about it, the basket shopkeeper said: "No! Two sticks won't work! ”

The village lord asked, "If he hits you twice and asks the official to give him two sticks, won't this be even?" Why, do you want to take advantage of it? ”

The basket shopkeeper replied: "It's not that I want to take advantage of it, the village master, you think about it, I was kicked in the crotch, he not only hurts, but also the thief is uncomfortable; Also, exposing people does not expose shortcomings, hitting people does not slap their faces, I am called a slap in the face. The shopkeeper slapped his face as he spoke: "Why did you only beat him with two sticks?" ”

When the village lord heard this, he asked, "Then how many sticks do you want to beat him?" ”

The shopkeeper thought angrily, stretched out five fingers and said, "At least five sticks." ”

Learn the shopkeeper to see that it is five sticks? With a bitter face, he said to the village master: "Village master, isn't five sticks a bit too much?" ”

The village lord replied: "I don't care how many sticks you have, if you have too much, discuss with this basket and bucket seller." You discuss it, and then go to the village office. ”

The shopkeeper looked at the basket shopkeeper and said, "Neighbor opposite, why don't we discuss it?" ”

The shopkeeper didn't want to discuss with him at all, he said, "Discuss, you still threw shoes at my house!" I'll tell you, five sticks, one less stick won't work, and one more stick won't work. ”

Lao De lay on the bed and listened, and asked: "It's okay if you don't have one less stick, why can't you have one more stick?" ”

The basket shopkeeper angrily raised his hand towards Lao De: "Don't talk nonsense in there!" It's none of your business! After speaking, he said to the village master: "The village master, there are only five sticks, and one stick is not less." ”

The village lord looked at the shopkeeper and asked, "He said five sticks?" ”

The shopkeeper pondered and thought to himself, and said, "I still throw a shoe at his house?" Speaking of this, the shopkeeper suddenly remembered, "Hey? He sighed and looked at the rat slowly.

The shopkeeper looked at the mouse and said in his heart: "The shoes were thrown by him, and the people were beaten by me?" After thinking about it, he said to the mouse: "Mouse, you threw this shoe, and now there is something wrong." Five sticks, can you take two sticks for me? ”

The guy looked at himself as he saw the shopkeeper, and knew what might be going on? When he heard this, he said, "The shoes were thrown by themselves, and the matter was caused by themselves. After thinking about it, he said, "Okay, I'll take two sticks for the shopkeeper." ”