The matter started because of the man's rat, and the shopkeeper listened to his willingness to suffer two sticks for himself, and his heart was much more relaxed, and his originally bitter face also showed a smile at this time.

The shopkeeper looked at the village master and said, "Village master, you see, there are five sticks, I will receive three sticks, and the mouse will receive two sticks for me." Do you see the village owner, the shoes are thrown by rats? ”

The village lord looked at the basket seller and asked, "What do you say, the five sticks are divided equally?" ”

This basket and bucket seller, a shoe was thrown at home, and he was kicked and slapped again, he looked at the shopkeeper and glanced at the mouse, and said: "The shoe was thrown by the mouse, and it was you who kicked me and slapped me." No, you'll have to take all five sticks. ”

The shopkeeper listened and asked, "Why is this?" ”

Basket Seller: "Why! Throwing a shoe is neither painful nor itchy, I was kicked and slapped by you, it hurts and itchy, five sticks, you can't get one less stick. ”

The shopkeeper listened: "But I didn't throw the shoes, the cause of this incident is all because of one shoe, and five sticks hit me, isn't it?" ”

Basket and bucket seller: "Five sticks, you can't take one stick less, I will burn that shoe when I get home." ”

The shoe was thrown by Lao De to his daughter-in-law in the hospital, and later he was thrown into his house where the basket and barrel were sold by the man, Lao De heard that he was going to burn his shoe, and stretched out his hand to the basket and barrel seller and said: "Hey, the shoe is mine, don't burn it." ”

The person who sells baskets and barrels is not angry, seeing that Lao De has a plaster on his head, he feels that he has also been beaten, in fact, he didn't put Lao De in his eyes as soon as he entered the house, he yelled at Lao De: "What's your name?" ”

Lao De touched the plaster on his head, didn't expect this person to ask people's names and shout so loudly? Lao De is relatively famous in the village, and he asked, "You don't recognize me?" ”

The basket and barrel seller was angry, and he thought that the person lying in bed knew him? He took a closer look at Lao De, as if he had seen it somewhere? He asked, "Are you?" ······.

Lao De saw it and asked, "Can you recognize who I am?" ”

The basket seller and the bucket seller listened to the question, and even more thought that the person lying on the bed knew him, and he looked at the woman sitting on the bed, where did the woman seem to have seen it? He thought about it, but he couldn't figure out where this man and woman lived, and how they knew him? He asked Lao De, "Are you?" Where do I seem to have seen you, and the woman sitting on the edge of your bed? ”

Lao De replied: "I am Lao De of Lao De's private school, you don't know me?" ”

The basket seller has heard of Lao De, and when he heard that this person was Lao De, he had never had a relationship with Lao De, so he was stunned somehow when he heard it? Say, "Are you an old man?" Ah, I've heard of you. I don't know you, do I? ”

Lao De said: "The whole village knows me, why don't you know me?" ”

The basket seller replied: "The whole village knows you, how do you know, they have heard of you, but they don't know you." The basket seller pointed to the woman sitting beside Lao De's bed and said, "This is your daughter-in-law, right?" ”

Lao De replied: "Ah, this is my daughter-in-law, and the whole village has heard of me?" ”

The basket seller said perfunctorily: "Ah, the whole village has heard of you. After finishing speaking, the man who sold baskets and barrels stretched out five fingers to the people in the ward and said, "Five sticks, is the surname not allowed to be less?" ”

After the basket seller finished speaking to the people in the ward, he looked at the village lord and said, "Village master, when will you go to the village office?" ”

The shopkeeper looked at the village master and said, "Village master, can you let me take two less sticks?" ”

The village owner replied: "Then you have to discuss with this basket and barrel seller." ”

The anxious eye of the basket seller said: "Five sticks, even one less stick is not good!" He shouted, punched himself in the face, foamed at the mouth, and said, "Not a stick." ”

When the village owner saw that the basket and barrel seller gave him a punch, the village owner thought about it, slapped his chest and said, "I'll ask the shopkeeper again." ”

After speaking, the village master looked at the shopkeeper, slapped his chest again, and asked, "He said five sticks?" ”

When the shopkeeper saw it, his mouth was open, and he said, "Can you lose a stick?" ”

When the village lord saw this, he waved his hand at the shopkeeper and said, "Five sticks, one cannot be missing." After speaking, the village master said: "That's it, you two will go to the village with me in a while." I'll take care of it for you. ”

When the shopkeeper heard this, he threw himself at the village lord and sat on the ground, clasped his fists and said, "Thank you village master." ”

When the village lord saw this, he sat down and lay on the ground, and replied with his fists clenched: "You're welcome. ”

Lao De stretched out his head to look at the village lord and asked, "Village master, what are you doing here?" ”

The people in the ward, Lao De's daughter-in-law, Doctor Guan, Brother Mao, Mouse, and the shopkeeper of the basket and bucket, all looked at the village owner.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, the village lord sat up and said, "I am the village lord, and I have you the town lord." After speaking, the village lord stretched out his hand to the basket and barrel seller and said, "Stand up, it's cold underground." ”

The shopkeeper of the basket and bucket clenched his fists and said, "Thank you village master." ”

The village lord clasped his fists and sat down in return: "Good land." After speaking, the village lord put his hands on the ground and slowly stood up.

The village chief stood up and beat the thugs, looked around the people in the ward, and asked, "When are you leaving?" ”

Lao De stretched out his hand and said, "Bring my shoes first?" Then Lao De said, "It's not the one on the ground, it's the one that was thrown into his house." Lao De said and pointed to the shopkeeper of the basket.

The village lord looked at the basket seller and said, "Lao De, that shoe will be given to you, right?" "The village owner said polite words, but he said the opposite, meaning that those who make baskets and barrels should go home and bring the old German shoes.

The man who made the basket and the bucket didn't know what the village owner was talking about, he thought that the village master was really going to give him the shoes, he thought for a while, and replied: "Then thank the village master." ”

The village owner looked at the basket and barrel, but he didn't expect that the basket maker couldn't even hear the words, but according to his own words, he really wanted Lao De's shoes.

The shoes belonged to Lao De, and when Lao De heard this, he immediately got out of bed, stepped on his shoes and said, "Hey! The shoes are mine, I didn't say it to anyone! ”

The shopkeeper of the basket and bucket listened, looked at the village owner, and said to Lao De: "The village master said to give me the shoes, I don't want to give the village master face?" I still want it, right? ”

Lao De stepped on his shoes with one foot, stepped on his daughter-in-law's feet with the other, and held his daughter-in-law's shoulder with one hand and said: "The shoes are mine, and I will give them, the village master is joking with you, you are not very real." ”

The shopkeeper of the basket listened and said, "What do you know?" The village owner is a village owner, that's Chrysostom, can you joke with people casually? He said that whoever gave the shoes to, he would give them to. ”

Lao De said: "Those are my shoes, even if the village owner gives them to you, you are not allowed to ask for them." After speaking, Lao De asked the village master: "Village master, did you really give him my shoes?" ”

The village owner replied: "No, I said that it was the opposite, meaning that he should bring you the shoes, who knew that he listened to the truth." ”

The shopkeeper looked at the village master and said, "Village master, are you talking the opposite?" ”

The village owner replied: "It's the opposite." ”

The shopkeeper complained to the village owner, saying, "Tell me first if you say something back?" ”