Text: Throat cutting ceremony
The host took Tian Fu to the light brain and asked, "Big guy, have you ever played a chicken game?" Tian Fu said: "I rarely play terminal games, but I often play mobile games!" The host said, "What kind of play is that?" Tian Fu said: "It's okay, at least it's not a box spirit!" ”
The host looked at his muscles and guessed that he must have rarely died at home. I thought that his game skills were not very good, and I thought: "Since I am not a box spirit, I am afraid that I can't get rid of the fact that he is a courier!" He pointed to the four light brains opposite the light brain and said with a smile: "I didn't see the four people on the other side!" Tian Fu nodded and said, "I saw it!" The host said: "Big guy, since it is an event, the event must be exciting to arrange the big boss!" The rules of the event are like this, the four people opposite are the chicken game invited by our company, this year's global champion - Dongchu team, their task is to prevent the participants of the event from eating chicken, they win once, they will get a reward of 100,000 yuan, and you win, take the light brain home! ”
Tian Fu thought to himself: "The planning of this Tianyu event is really good, with the popularity of the chicken game champion, the participants of the Dongchu team's clean sheet activity can be titled Dongchu Great Demon King Passerby Bureau to crush all passers-by, and the participants can win the Dongchu Great Demon King, and they can also be called Tianyu The dark horse appeared on the scene - the big demon king overturned in the gutter." No matter who wins, it is full of topics, and these topics cannot avoid the word "reputation". So as to make the propaganda of Tianyu invincible! The host saw that he was a little distracted, and thought that he was frightened by the reputation of the Dongchu team, and reached out to the opposite four light brains, a person with a Moxican hairstyle, and said: "Big guy, that is the Dongchu team's people who are known as blinking kung fu into a box, ten heads and nine heads of brainless gang, just in a professional arena not long ago, jumping mansions, more than thirty seconds, an AK, a magazine, and knocking out six professional players!" ”
Wu Gang just saw the host on the big screen introducing his highlight moment, he bowed slightly to Tian Fu, Tian Fu nodded in return, the host pointed to a person with a round face and a round belly with his hand, and said with a smile: "That's the buttress of the wall, don't look at him fat, this guy is very evil, it is difficult for ordinary people to understand his strength, he can calculate the state of others, location and many other information through the clues on the field, it is for this reason that he has the saying that he has to support the wall and attack, and the victory and defeat have been divided!" Tian Fu and Fu Chunsheng of the Fuqiang clan nodded to each other.
As soon as the host pointed his finger at the bald person next to Fu Chunsheng, Gou Shuai, the captain of the Dongchu team, turned on the microphone first and said: "I am Gou Shuai, I can't shoot accurately, and my reaction is not fast, I just have better consciousness and my gameplay is dirty." He wiped the non-existent hair on his head with his hand and said, "They usually call me bald!" The one next to me is 98 in hand, and the immortals are leaving. A 98k, once jumped sniper headshots in a row to kill four professional players! Be careful, big guy! Tian Fu smiled slightly at the immortals, and often smiled in return.
The host saw that the personnel of the Dongchu team had finished their introduction, and turned back to the audience gathered around the booth and said: "As we all know, from the second half of last year to this time this year, it is the period of the explosion of the Dongchu team, whether it is an online league or an online cup, the Dongchu team has played a total of more than 90 games, and only lost one of these more than 90 games. The rules of this event are very unfavorable to the participants, because he will not only have to face the entire team of four members of the Dongchu team, but also face the remaining 295 players, which is simply a 1VS299 battle! ”
He pointed to a curtain in Tian Fu's light brain, and said: "It says the simple rules of this event, the rules are very simple, after the women's clothing boss challenge is completed, in this three-day game exhibition, every hour, we will randomly select an audience to complete this challenge." Twenty-four holographic simulation light brains are placed on our company's platform, without any additional conditions, as long as you have the ability! Complete a challenge and take it home! ”
Game lovers who come to participate in the game exhibition have naturally heard the name of holographic simulation of the optical brain, and heard that they may be able to take a light brain worth 100,000 yuan home with the game technology they have practiced for many years, and everyone feels that this is impossible to refuse both materially and in terms of reputation. The audience turned their heads and said: "Hehe, Lao Tie is going to win a light brain under the nose of the Dongchu team, let's not talk about it, the value of this light brain, just by winning the Dongchu team, I can brag for a year!" "Not really! This is the Dongchu clan called the Great Demon King! If only I could borrow the corpse of the Dongchu clan to take the position!! Hehe, with this name, it's not easy to get a girl to eat chicken in the game! ”。。。
Seeing that the big guys were talking below, the host knew that the audience's anger had been provoked by him, and arched the fire and said: "Look at the six rows of light brains, touch your conscience and speak!" Are you afraid of Dongchu? The audience said in unison: "Don't be afraid!" The host said, "Are you afraid?" The audience said, "Don't be afraid! "See the fire is in place!
The host said: "Okay, you have to have such courage, what's wrong with the big demon king, we have to overthrow the big demon king." When the women's clothing boss starts the game, the audience present, as long as they take the lead in completing the things we are preparing in the fun box, they can complete 30 standard push-ups at the earliest! Brain teasers! Or sprinkle dog food or something! You can experience the holographic simulation light brain for free for one hour! He turned to Tian Fu and said, "Big guy, do you need me to introduce you to the Dongchu team!" ”
Tian Fu thought to himself: "After such a long period of information bombardment, how could I not know the characteristics of those people in Dongchu?" Looking at the seat of the Dongchu team, he calculated: "Mo Xigan is brainless, hot-tempered, and good at assault melee with hard marksmanship!" The round-headed, round-faced eyes of the Wall Clan's eyes can be called eagle eyes, and they often blow up all kinds of Phantom Tanks and Voldemort! The bald Gou Shuai, as the captain, is delicate and resourceful before acting, and often acts with the brainless. The horse-faced immortal jump sniper technique is very good, and the shooting prediction ability is excellent, and the long-range sniper battle has at least nine shots out of ten shots! The cooperation of the four people is extremely tacit, and the activities are all in pairs, and there are few solo activities. It's hard to win them! I can't say that I have to use the power of other players to make them fight and lose their numbers! Reputation is more pressing, it is indispensable to be arrogant, rather than pretending to be familiar, it is better to provoke them! Let them go out of sorts! He smiled and said, "No! Now I'm enemies with them, and I don't care who they are at all! I just want to get them down! ”
The host didn't expect Tian Fu to be also a hot-tempered lord, and originally thought that he would say things like hello and me, but he didn't expect that what he said was so full of gunpowder, and said: "Big guy, what you mean, you can win against them!" Tian Fu pretended to be from the Great Dao: "They can become the Great Demon King, but they haven't met me!" Now that they've met me today, I'm going to let them experience the horror of being dominated by human form! ”
Seeing Tian Fu unashamedly saying that he wanted the Dongchu team to experience the fear of being dominated by human figures, they all laughed and said: "I think you are experiencing the fear of being dominated by four humanoid people!" Brainless just disdainfully said to Gou Shuai: "This women's clothing boss is not an ordinary arrogance!" Gou Shuai just smiled. Although Gou Shuai, who was known for his stability, just smiled, he could still see the dissatisfaction in Gou Shuai's eyes! I thought to myself, "Tell me too!" The achievements that I have worked hard for are used as stepping stones to pretend to be forced, and anyone who wants to come will be unhappy! Looking at Tian Fu, he stood confidently in front of the light brain, and said in his heart: "Why do you look at this face, it's not happy!" There is an urge to step on both feet! ”
The host said: "The big guys are all here, I won't talk nonsense, the game account is ready, you go and prepare!" With the help of Tian Fu's staff in Tianyu Company, he put on a holographic helmet of the light brain and got used to it for a while. Before the game began, Tian Fu took off the helmet of the light brain, faced the foursome of the Dongchu team, put the two fingers of his right hand together, put it on his neck, pulled it horizontally from left to right, and made a head bow to them!
The onlookers couldn't help but feel incredible when they saw that Tian Fu actually took the initiative to use such a provocative body movement as the head cutting ceremony to the people of the Dongchu team, and discussed: "Big guy, don't you know that they are all the top gods in eating chicken?" You are in their field, and taking the initiative to provoke is not looking for death? "I'm not curious why he is looking for death, I'm curious, when the Dongchu team is re-cutting the head, what will happen to the expression of the women's clothing boss!" "! That's the real solution! ”
In his opinion, he and the people of the Dongchu clan are on opposite sides, instead of maintaining the superficial friendliness and hoping that they will release the water, it is better to take the initiative to provoke, let them be angry, and play a little more abnormally, and at the same time, through the provocation that is almost arrogant, he will erect his big-chested and brainless image to the Dongchu Foursome, he wants the Dongchu Foursome to identify him like this, which can make the opponent despise him and increase his chances.
Sure enough, the Dongchu foursome saw that Tian Fu actually used such an action as a head cutting ceremony on them, they were all people who stood at the peak of the chicken-eating game, and they actually let a nobody look down on them in the field of their gods, considering the image of the Dongchu Club, they couldn't use the head cutting ceremony on him as a return gift like Tian Fu, so they lost their own value, and couldn't help but hold back a share, secretly competing in their hearts, and found an opportunity, it must be a women's clothing boss who looks good!
At the beginning of the game, Tian Fu jumped out of the plane and looked around: "One, two,。。 Five. There were five disembarking in front of me. Look at the trajectory is all to the military base! "Look up. A group of people got down from the plane: "One, two, three... Thirty-four. Add me forty. The military base is still the old style either no one goes, or a lot of people go there, if it's normal, this chicken can not eat the chaos must participate, but 100,000 holographic simulation light brains are waiting for me to go to the fortunate, safety point, hard guns don't want, want Voldemort. Implement the second plan and collect tolls. "Turn around and fly towards the TV tower next to the military base.
What Tian Fu didn't expect was that the big boss arranged by the optical brain manufacturer, the Dongchu team, had the same idea as him, and the destination was the same place. As soon as Gou Shuai jumped off the plane, he saw that there were too many people going to the military base, and thought of the agreement he had reached with the optical brain manufacturer, every time he stopped the participants of the event from eating chicken, he could get 100,000 cash, and shouted on the team's communication channel: "There are too many people at the military base." The danger factor is too high, go to the TV station to search for a wave, and find a place to receive a wave of express delivery. I'm looking for that women's clothing boss. ”
On the one hand, he was listening to Gou Shuai's arrangement, on the other hand, he observed the distribution of players around him, and looked left and right, a parachute bag printed with the logo of the optical brain manufacturer appeared not far below him, about ten meters, and took a closer look, the logo on the umbrella bag was the trademark of the light brain factory that signed a contract with the team, and said in his heart: "I didn't run, it's you, the women's clothing boss." Rushing down hand and foot together, calmly reporting the situation in the team channel: "I found the women's clothing boss, the direction of the northwest 105 - the direction of the TV station, he is not far from me and my decentralization, I will go down to pester him first, drag him, so that he has no chance to pick up the gun or transfer, you pick up the gun, quickly support me, and make a dumpling for the women's clothing boss." ”