Qin Sirou saw that the topic between the two was a little stiff, and interrupted: "Uncle, I'm curious why you don't worry about the fish stall boss not admitting it at all!" Tian Fu said: "This is very simple. Three. First, the incident itself is his fault. I look for him for what is right, and I am not worthy of him. After a pause, Qin Sirou said, "What about the second point?" ”

Tian Fu said: "The second point is about his character characteristics, since he is a profiteer, he must be a person with a certain brain, since he has a brain, he knows how to choose, and the benefits can be maximized." Just give him a choice that you want him to choose. After another pause, he paused, and seeing that Qin Sirou didn't ask him the third point, he asked, "Why don't you ask me the third point!" Qin Sirou saw Tian Fu so sullen and wanted to show off his mind, so she glanced at Tian Fu and said, "Love to say it or not!" Tian Fuxin said: "Don't you just pretend to be a force!" You can have less meat if you cooperate! "Pretending to be forced, of course, it's interesting to pretend to be forced by himself, and he doesn't ask himself, why he doesn't like others to show him off.

It was normal for Qin Sirou not to answer his words, but seeing the cold scene, Tian Fu had no choice but to say: "Third, I am sure that he will choose according to the choice I gave him." Qin Sirou said: "Be specific." Tian Fu said: "Simple, the vast majority of profiteers must have wisdom to become profiteers, so he must be wise and courageous. Then you go back and look at my offer: I'm here to order good shrimp. If he doesn't agree, he will face an unknown ending. Pointing to the words of the fish stall in the plastic bag last week, he said: "He rented or bought such a large store in S City, where every inch of land is expensive, and the investment must be very large, and his investment is likely to be ruined by my rat droppings." Fifty dollars is more important than the foundation of his life, and I believe he can tell which is more important. And I didn't choose to expose his profiteer mask in public and put him in a disadvantageous situation! I put forward my conditions, in exchange for keeping the signboard, there is no reason why he should not agree to the matter of complementing!! ”

Qin Sirou thought about it, the lesser of two evils, as a profiteer, she naturally knew how to choose. "Then what if he doesn't promise you!" Tian Fu said: "I will tell him that if he makes up the numbers, early tomorrow morning, I will hold a loudspeaker next to the fish stall and shout at him, saying that he is short of two catties to sell things here, or he will become famous in this vegetable market in a few days!" I'm sure he'll take my suggestion seriously! Wen Keke interjected: "If he doesn't admit it, I want you to prove that he is short of two pounds!" And you don't have enough evidence to prove that he's missing two pounds! ”

Tian Fu said: "Then ask him to put out a certificate to prove that he is not short of catties or two!" Otherwise, can you say that what I say is false? And I still don't believe it, he, a profiteer, only cheated Sisi and her alone, as long as there are a few grocery shopping aunts in this matter, passers-by come out and say that he is less than two pounds and two, and it is difficult to distinguish between truth and falsehood, even if he is not, he is. All I lost was time, and he could lose his life! So what am I afraid of! ”

Wen Keke said: "If no one comes out to accuse, can you conjure up a few people!" Tian Fu said: "This is no problem at all!" Wen Keke said: "Really, it's dark. Tian Fu smiled: "It's just that people have seen a lot and know a little!" Mixed society depends on people putting off dishes! Ji Meng said: "Uncle, this is your social experience?" Tian Fu said: "Yes! Ji Meng sighed and fell silent.

Qin Sirou suddenly said: "Uncle, do you have any good advice about the shortage of food and two catties." Tian Fu smiled: "Are you going to be a housewife?" Qin Sirou said: "No, if I fall from there, I will get up from there." Tian Fu couldn't imagine this delicate beauty, and there was a strong side, and said with a smile: "This is the experience of a housewife!" When I was shopping for vegetables and fruits, I said that I have a name at home, and if I can't weigh it, I will come back to you. Basically, it can eliminate the situation of missing catties and two. Qin Sirou said: "It's that simple?" Tian Fu said: "You can try!" See if it works! ”

Two days later. At one o'clock at noon, Tian Fu came to the stage where Ji Meng was, and saw Ji Meng, Wen Keke, and Qin Sirou standing in the middle of the stage with five other tall and beautiful young women. Dressed in a black tight-fitting dance dress, the graceful curves of each body are outlined. When Tian Fu came to the stage where Ji Meng was, there were already a lot of people gathered in twos and threes, standing next to Ji Meng's stage, smiling, two fingers merged, learning the military salute used by soldiers to salute each other, and saluting Ji Meng, Wen Keke, and Qin Sirou with a non-standard military salute, which was regarded as saying hello to the three of them.

The music sounded, and the eight girls on the stage began to dance with the soft music. Neon clothes swing, embroidered ribbons fluttering; The skirt is flying, the waist is like a willow, and the ten fingers are like spring shoots. The tone of the music has become more delicate and charming, and the women are also dancing more softly to the bones, the body is as soft as a cloud, the arms are as soft as bones, and the dancing posture under the feet is full of lotus, full of charm, unpredictable, sometimes the hands along the body curve caress the chest and hips, and sometimes make a wide clothes and untie the arms to send the dance posture, showing the endless temptation of the woman's own softness. I saw that everyone in the audience was fascinated.

Tian Fu watched it for a while, coinciding with this dance, when he was practicing Tiger Boxing, the owner of the Tiger Fight Club, in order to prevent him from practicing too much strength, too stiff, and losing the spirituality of his body, let him learn a few extremely soft female dances, so as to exercise joint flexibility and ensure the flexibility of the body. The dance that Ji Meng was dancing happened to be one of the several dances taught by the owner of the Tiger Club. This is his bad taste suddenly came up, and he said to the people around him: "Everyone get out of the way, let me play a wave, what is it called a man to make a fuss and nothing to do with a woman!" ”

When the onlookers heard him say this, they all looked at Tian Fu, only to see that he was full of tendon flesh, and the T-shirt on his body was about to be torn apart. Tian Fu first made a tiger-shaped boxing luck move, moved his muscles and bones a little, and then began to dance with the music on the stage! With his own leopard head, with his own ring eyes, with his own tiger back, with his own bear waist, with the developed muscles on his body, and with the fine dance steps under his feet to interpret the softness of women, shaking the buttocks, shaking the chest, rubbing the shoulders, throwing flattering eyes, the coquettish state in the dance is portrayed more than the eight women on the stage!

Ji Meng, Wen Keke and Qin Sirou almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood on stage. forgot that he was going to dance for a while, and stopped one after another, stunned to see Tian Fu in the audience making different flirtatious movements, all thinking: "We are a group of delicate and soft girls, but you can't suck a muscular mallet, this style of painting can't bear to look at it directly!" The audience on the stage shouted: "Spicy eyes." As early as when Tian Fu started dancing, the host of the stage noticed Tian Fu, seeing Tian Fu, a muscular man with a fierce face, the dance was three points more charming than the female dancer invited on the stage, and directly asked the director to turn the camera to Tian Fu, so that more people can enjoy his charming dance from the big screen on the stage!

As expected, people saw such a terrifying side, many people stopped to watch Tian Fu's performance, far more than when the eight girls on the stage performed, as the dance music progressed, there were more and more onlookers, many soft girls' boyfriends, pointing to Tian Fu on the screen, asked the soft girl: "Huh, can you slap him?" Many soft girls looked at Tian Fu's movements on the big screen, and were stunned for a long time, and then shook their heads viciously, and said infinitely melancholy: "Can't compare!" ”

The music stopped, and the song ended, Tian Fu looked intoxicated, holding an orchid finger in each hand. A pose for three seconds. Finally, he smiled at Ji Meng and made a gesture of pinching the corners of his skirt. He bowed to the stage. Tian Fu's actions aroused the hatred of all the women on the stage, and said in his heart: "Since you want to go to heaven, we will send you to heaven!" The eight of them stood in a row, learned Tian Fu's movements, and saluted him. Tian Fu used the same action to salute the audience. As soon as Tian Fu finished saluting, thunderous applause rang out all around, and the audience shouted loudly: "Good! "Awesome!" "I'm coming a!" ... I don't know how, the shouts of the crowd slowly unified into "Here is one." ”

In the era of the developed Internet, it is almost commonplace for the people under the Celestial Empire to dance and dance with beautiful women. Suddenly, a muscular man like Tian Fu who doesn't need makeup to play a bad guy comes out to dance, and he dances charmingly! The contrast between the temperaments of the two is too great, and it is also not that anyone who wants to jump can jump like this. Things are vaguely strange, so it is not surprising that Tian Fu has been asked to jump again! Tian Fu laughed and was about to turn around and walk out to watch the introduction of the game "Spring and Autumn". Seeing the excitement of the audience, the host thought: "Isn't doing activities just to attract attention?" Since calling a girl to dance is also attracting the audience, asking a muscular pseudo-girl to dance is also attracting the audience, the audience is so enthusiastic, it is not impossible to ask the muscular pseudo-girl to dance another dance! Seeing Tian Fu turn around and leave. hurriedly shouted: "Big brother who just danced, don't leave yet!" Would you like to come to the stage? I have an event that I need you to participate in! ”

Tian Fu was stunned for a moment, the event party asked him to participate in the event, thinking of Ji Meng mentioning Tianyu's activities to him a few days ago, and thought: "It won't be such a coincidence!" "What activity?" he asked. The host pointed to the holographic optical brain on the side of the stage with his hand, and said: "This big brother, we are Tianyu Technology Company, in order to show the strength of our company's latest product holographic simulation light brain, our company specially organized an event, as long as you can successfully eat chicken at the game exhibition site, in the old game to eat chicken, successfully eat chicken, this holographic simulation light brain worth 100,000 yuan, it is yours!" "Holographic simulation of the light brain, it is rumored to be able to completely simulate the human body when doing any action, the feelings of each sense, so as to achieve the ultimate game experience, can take into account the exercise in addition to the game, there is no ordinary computer radiation problem, widely used in military training, powerful and expensive, Tian Fu only heard its voice, did not see its things.

He became interested immediately, even if he had a holographic analog light brain, he couldn't refuse just with a price of 100,000 yuan! said: "You won't give me this qualification so easily, right?" Say it, what conditions! The host pointed to the stage and said, "Listen! When the audience saw the host pointing at them, they understood what the host meant, and shouted: "There is one here!" The host smiled, waved his palm to the stage, and made a gesture of please. Tian Fu is also not ambiguous, he does not take the stairs next to the stage, walks to the middle of the stage in two steps, puts his left hand on the stage, and uses his left hand to easily jump onto the chest-high stage with the strength of his left hand. The host saw that Tian Fu easily jumped onto the chest-high stage, circled around him, and said in amazement: "Big brother, look at this standard muscular man, how did he do such a show!" ”

Tian Fu was happy when he heard that the host was curious about how he did those extremely enchanting actions, and said in his heart: "It's time to promote the Tiger Fight Club." Smiled: "I'm just at a normal level, if you go to see the Tiger Fight Club, to see the dance posture of those professional fighting men, you will know what is the country and the city, what is Gu Pan Qiubo, what is the gorgeous and incomparable!" Hearing that there was a fierce macho man who danced more fiercely than Tian Fu, not only the audience was interested, but the host was also full of interest, and said, "How do you say this?" Tian Fu said: "In the Tiger Fight Club, the owner of the club believes that boxing alone has strength, will lose its flexible body, and the body will be very stiff, so specially prepared a few dances to expand the flexibility of the boxers, and the milk shaking dance of the professional boxers of the Tiger Club can make the vast majority of women lose confidence!" ”

Tian Fu broke out the milk shaking dance of the male boxers of the Tiger Club, which could make women lose confidence and be interested, and asked the voice of the audience, asking, "Can you demonstrate it?" Tian Fu said: "Let me explain first, I am not a professional boxer, and the gap between me and professional boxers is still very large, and I can't do them as freely." I can barely do a few simple actions! The host said: "It's okay, it's good to do it, many of us here haven't seen a male dancing milk dance!" Tian Fu put on a posture, inhaled and tightened his abdomen, his chest muscles bulged, the two chest muscles supported the T-shirt, jumping up and down quickly like two rabbits, up and down more than a dozen times, Tian Fu stopped and said: "I can only do this, professional boxers can control the chest muscles to move up and down, left and right." ”

The host clapped his hands and praised: "Awesome." Looking back, he saw that Ji Meng's chest was the most bulging on the stage, so he handed the microphone to Ji Meng and said, "Mengmeng, can you do the same as him?" Ji Meng didn't want to shake his head like a rattle! The host handed the microphone to Qin Sirou again, and before he could speak, Qin Sirou hurriedly shook his head and said, "Don't ask me, I can't do it." I really can't do it, I have lost my confidence as a girl when I look at his chest muscles! As soon as the words fell, the audience burst into laughter.

The host looked at the other girls on the stage with an embarrassed face, and those girls all shook their heads like rattles, for fear that she would perform some milk shaking dance. They each looked at the chest of others and complained secretly: "Big brother, you need a pair of big to dance the milk dance!" Look at us A, B-cup guys, can we jump! The shaking of the women on the stage made the host's face embarrassed by three points!

I had to turn around and look at the audience, and the female compatriots in sight waved their hands to signal that they couldn't do it! The host could only look helpless, turned to Tian Fu and said, "Okay! We now know why you're so showy! After a pause, he continued, "All you have to do is do a dance like the one before, and this challenge is yours!" Tian Fu also knew what kind of flattering dance he always danced in public, which was not good for his image, and said: "Big brother, dancing once is amazing, dancing the second time is mediocre, and dancing the third time is stupid." If you dance too much, the audience will be aesthetically tired! You see, I'm still doing a boxing technique! Without waiting for the host to speak, there was a burst of Yi~~ voices from the audience.

The host smiled: "This big brother, even if I want to, the audience doesn't agree!" After speaking, he handed the microphone to the stage and shouted loudly: "Did you say yes!" The more Tian Fu didn't want to jump, the more the audience wanted him to dance, and they said in unison: "Yes!! The host said: "Big brother, otherwise, let me cooperate with you in this wave of operations, and let me show my face!" The guaranteed results are amazing! Tian Fu saw that he was so sure that he would ensure the effect of the show, and asked curiously: "How do you cooperate?" The host said: "Don't worry, the mountain people have their own tricks." ”

Tian Fu really couldn't think of how the host could dance with him! The heart said: "Jump together? Look at your beer belly, you just can't jump even if you want to! Accompaniment? I didn't see you looking for a musical instrument! Unless you have ventriloquism! For the holographic simulation of the light brain worth 100,000 yuan, he didn't care what medicine was sold in the host's gourd, but he just glanced at him suspiciously, and Tian Fu went to prepare the dance moves.

When Wen Keke heard that the host Shanren had his own clever plan, he couldn't help but smile when he saw Tian Fu's puzzled look, and thought: "Sample, you also have today!" Seeing that Tian Fu was already in place, the host snapped his fingers and said, "Miao thief!" As the music sounded, Tian Fu began to step along with the music, shaking his head to sell the cute journey, and the host took out his hand and searched for it on Baidu: sentences describing the beauty of dance. found what he wanted, cleared his voice, and said affectionately: "Ah~ The lights on the stage are soft." The buds that are waiting to be released, sucking the spring rain, are slowly blooming. The blooming lotus flowers slowly flew into the nine heavens with bursts of misty clouds and smoke. ”

At this time, under the illumination of the stage lights, Tian Fu put on a pink T-shirt, and the host said: "A big man in a pink gauze shirt, holding the pink sky, dancing, like a fairy, like a butterfly, like jasper.!" Tian Fu listened to the narration given to him by the host, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he said in his heart: "The name of Lao Tzu I is a villain, it can be regarded as folding on this stage!" In order to resist the host's spoof narration, Tian Fu simply abandoned the interference of the outside world, and plunged into the dance with selflessness, as the music deepened, the host continued: "It is a feather, a floating cloud, a pink and transparent angel with folded wings who does not want to stop on the earth, and the light step dances like a swallow nesting, and flies high like a magpie bird night terror." The beautiful dance posture is leisurely and soft, and the agile body is as light as the wind. His wonderful appearance is superb, and his quality is ice and jade. ”

Wen Keke listened to the host's narration, looked at Tian Fu who looked angry with a selfless attitude, and couldn't help laughing, and many viewers in the audience found that they couldn't look directly at the painting style on the stage, so they couldn't look over their heads and laughed. The host continued: "Ah~ He went from the plains to the mountains, from the swamp to the desert, through the darkness, through the light, as if to escape, as if to indulge, the golden ribbon is decorated with golden years, and the youth flows on the skirt, like the bright moon in the deep mountains, like the morning light in the alley, like the round dew on the tip of the lotus leaf, which makes me like drinking wine, drunk and unable to restrain myself. ”

Finally, the music ended, and Tian Fu's dancing came to an end in the host's narration. On and off the stage, I thought of the thunderous applause again, and Tian Fu also knew why there was such a big thunderous applause, because everyone on and off the stage was indeed thundered! The host came to Tian Fu's side and said, "This big brother, after this dance, what do you want to say to the audience?" Tian Fu said: "In the future, you."

You can call me a women's clothing boss! As soon as his voice fell, the audience couldn't imagine that he would say such a word, but when they thought of Tian Fu's expression when he danced, this title was really deserved. Everyone was together, and those who had good deeds suddenly clasped their fists and shouted: "See the women's clothing boss!" The others were stunned for a moment, and then found it very interesting and said, "This title is interesting, come on, let's do it once!" Good no good? Someone immediately responded, "Okay, we're here too!" The good deed said: "Everyone listen to my command, I shout one, two, three, and I will chant together to see the women's clothing boss!" "Okay" "Okay." "No problem." The good deed said, "One, two, three," and shouted loudly with his fists clenched, "See the women's clothing boss." But it was everyone's response!

Tian Fu spread his hands to the host, saying that he was very uncomfortable! Seeing the audience's reaction, the host not only thought it was very interesting, but also felt that this was a very good publicity topic, and said excitedly: "Ladies and gentlemen, you just saw the disdain of the women's clothing boss for you!" We give him a little bit of color, and he swells to such an extent, can we make him despise him so much? ”

The audience said in unison: "No! The host continued: "What should we do! The audience said, "Let him see how good we are." "Tell him to pretend to be struck by lightning." "Tell him why the flowers are so red." "Slap in the face." Let him know. "Slap in the face." "Slap in the face" "Slap in the face." In the end, the audience shouted in unison and slapped their faces. Seeing that the heat was almost over, the host said hoarsely: "Everyone be quiet first, I'll shout one, two, three, let us all shout in unison: Participate in the women's clothing boss, okay?" ”

The audience's emotions were obviously aroused by him, saying: "Okay", "Okay", "No problem!" The host said, "One, two, three." Everyone present saluted Tian Fu with fists and shouted: "See the women's clothing boss!" Tian Fu stretched out his hands flat, and said with an intoxicated expression: "Zhongqing is flat!" When everyone saw him like this, they laughed in response! The people in the other exhibition halls of the game exhibition were all frightened by the shouting of Tianyu Technology Company, and they all turned their heads to look at the booth of Tianyu Company. These unreasonable people happened to see the big screen of the Tianyu booth, Tian Fu made the action of the emperor's body swelling extremely, and they were all curious about what happened on the Tianyu booth, and asked the people around them about what happened to the Tianyu booth.

The host saw that the people who did not gather at the Tianyu booth pointed at the Tianyu booth, and they were happy to bloom when they boarded, and said in their hearts: "If there is a topic, there is traffic!" Where there is traffic, there is heat! It was a genius idea to let this women's clothing boss perform on stage. How can I be so smart! Wen Keke put his hand on Ji Meng's waist, pointed at Tian Fu and said, "Meng Meng, look at his appearance, it's a little bit like that!" He's swelled to this point. If he is allowed to come to the stage to receive an award, it will not swell to the earth to be his! Ji Meng smiled and said, "Ke Ke, I can't imagine that our fierce-looking uncle is actually sullen to this extent in his heart, and he is still a big man in women's clothing." I'm afraid this will become a joke for him for the rest of his life! Wen Keke nodded: "Yes!" Women's clothing boss, such a sullen name, he can come up with it! ”

The host came to Tian Fu and made a gesture of invitation to the audience, saying: "Women's clothing boss, please here, as long as you can successfully eat chicken on that light brain." That light brain is yours! ”