Text: God assists

Tian Fu bowed to Ji Meng, and said with a respectful expression: "Can I kiss you?" Ji Meng's eyes opened, he screamed, and took a step back, obviously startled by Tian Fu's sudden request, and couldn't help but ponder in his heart: "What to do, what to do, what should I do, on the other side is a Sven beast pretending to be Sven." How do I get out? Ji Meng, hurry up and think of a way, hurry up, hurry up. Dot~" Just as he was anxious like an ant in a hot pot, thinking hard about a good way to get out, his eyes glanced at Tian Fu standing in place with a wicked smile, without the slightest intention of moving his hands and feet, Ji Meng immediately understood that Tian Fu's request just now was a means to scare her. I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief in my heart, and then I thought of the feeling of being frightened in my heart just now, and then looked at Tian Fu's cheap smile, and thought: "I guess my frightened expression makes you very happy!." Thinking of this, Ji Meng spat at Tian Fu fiercely, pretending to be angry and said: "Pervert, hooligan, shameless." ”

Tian Fu automatically filtered out the four perverts and hooligans, straightened his waist and shook his belt, his demeanor was not as respectful as he had just been, and he said impatiently: "You said it earlier!" Isn't it just not to kiss the face, kiss the mouth! It's good to say it directly, and it's so reserved. After speaking, he saw his hands and pounced towards Ji Meng. Ji Meng took a sharp breath and looked at Tian Fu in shock, she knew that Tian Fu was teasing her, although she did not reject Tian Fu's teasing in her heart, she kept letting him have the upper hand, and she couldn't come up with a corresponding solution, which made Ji Meng angry, stomped her feet, hugged her chest with her hands, turned around and looked at the wall on the side of the road with a puffed face, and didn't speak.

Tian Fu saw Ji Meng standing there sulking, and said, "Whoever is angry with the gentle and virtuous beauty Ji Da Beauty!" Ji Meng snorted and turned his back to Tian Fu. Tian Fu didn't care, thinking about girls! Thin-skinned, coaxing, and said with a smile: "Gentle, virtuous, beautiful, and beautiful Ji Da in her outer wisdom, who are you angry with?" "Ji

Meng's praise of Tian Fu is still a little useful, thinking that your kid is not stupid to get home, and he knows that his mouth is a little sweeter. However, he still snorted and turned his back to Tian Fu. Tian Fu heard that when she was humming, there was a little laughter, although the laughter was very small, but Tian Fu still heard it and knew that Ji Meng was not really angry. The chest slapped loudly and said: "The gentle and virtuous lady is kind and considerate in her outer wisdom, if anyone makes you angry, I will beat him." ”

Ji Meng looked at Tian Fu beside him who vowed to beat people for him, and complained in his heart: "First, this is an old routine of coaxing children, it can be seen that there is no intention at all, and I must give you a bad review!" Second, I asked knowingly, it's obviously just the two of us here, and I came to ask me who messed with me, obviously pretending to be stupid, and there is a problem with my character! Must give you a bad review. But I'm going to see how you beat yourself? He smiled and said to Tian Fu: "Do you really want to vent for me?" As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Tian Fu looking at himself with resentful eyes, then snorted, looked at himself a few meaningfully, looked at the street lamp arrogantly, and said, "Are you stupid for me!" Do you want me to beat myself up? Hmph, I'm sorry, I can't. Tian Fu pointed at Ji Meng with his finger and said disdainfully: "Sister Ji Dameng, you are not kind at all!" With this little trick of yours, you want me to slap yourself in the face, and you're still far away! I want to warn you. The hand swept the non-existent hair on his forehead, and continued, "If you want to fight, you can fight!" I'm so conscious, when you hit, tap it, I'm afraid of pain~" I deliberately elongated the tone when I said it hurt.

Ji Meng burst out laughing, she couldn't imagine that Tian Fu was still speaking generously one second ago, and he was directly cowardly the next second. Looking at Tian Fu's shrunken head and brain, he was overjoyed, and said with a straight face: "You treat me as the kind of unreasonable person!" You said it's not wrong to flirt with girls! Tian Fu used Ji Meng's inexplicable eyes, with an expression of a question mark face, Ji Meng saw it, and felt bad in his heart, the expression of this product is completely to say that you have the confidence to educate the society. I saw Tian Fu's small eyes pick up with disdain, stretched out his hand and pointed at Ji Meng and said: "Let you fight because it makes you angry, and I feel better, it doesn't mean that I agree with you, how can it be a mistake for a boy to flirt with a girl, on the contrary, flirting is the best compliment for a girl's charm." ”

Ji Meng smiled, his face was not smiling, and said, "What do you say?" Tian Fu said proudly, and he didn't look at Ji Meng's expression, and spread his hands and said: "A girl has never been molested by a boy in her life, which can only explain one problem." Ji Meng said: "What does it mean?" Tian Fu said: "As a girl, in this world where there are more men and fewer women, no boy is willing to tease her, how ugly she has to be!" Ji Meng sneered: "So, you tease me for me?" Tian Fu hurriedly nodded and said, "Uh-huh!" Isn't that what it is! With a snap, Ji Meng slapped Tian Fu on the head, pointed at the trolley box angrily, and said, "Work, pull the box." "I forgot that the two had only met for less than half an hour.

Tian Fu was slapped in the face, which made him a little confused, he couldn't figure it out, according to his thoughts: With Ji Meng's character, at most, he was verbally educated, for example, there was a kind of waiting at the door of school to see how I cleaned you up, and it was not an example to punish three glasses of wine, etc., not long after the two met, it was more about smiling on their faces, and they wanted to be beaten up.

He knew that Ji Mengzhi was beating him because Ji Meng felt that his thinking was too out-of-the-box, and he was worried that if he continued to talk to him, he would definitely be tricked deeper by him, and he couldn't find a good way to fight back to balance his mood, plus Tian Fu took the initiative to let her walk on the inside of the sidewalk, which gave her a heartfelt peace of mind, and suddenly a voice in her heart told her: "You are with the man in front of you, don't be blind if you can do it, this man is reluctant to let you cry for the rest of his life." ”

After Ji Meng finished filming, he recalled his inner thoughts when he filmed Tian Fu, and felt very inexplicable, how could he have such an idea? When I saw Tian Fu's big man of one hundred and sixty pounds, he covered the place where he had been photographed with his hand, and looked at her with a pitiful expression, which seemed to say, "What did I do wrong?" Why are you hitting me. I couldn't help but feel a little refreshed in my heart, and thought: "Sure enough, if you can do it, you want to be blind, I think you will dare to bully me in the future?" So she put the questions in front of Tian Fu in the back of her mind, and strode forward in a very happy mood, and she didn't know that it was the confidence that made her dare to be a hardcore road idiot, and lead the way to the front for the first time in a strange place.

Tian Fu couldn't understand that Ji Meng, who was still sulking a second ago, slapped him, and ran to the front to lead the way in a refreshed and majestic manner, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "This woman's speed of turning her face is too fast!" As soon as he finished sighing, he looked up and saw that Ji Meng had already walked through the first road, and went straight to the next road, Tian Fu hurriedly pulled up the trolley box and chased after Ji Meng, and shouted at the same time: "Ji Meng, you have walked through, go back to turn right, not go forward." Ji Meng was taken aback and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" Cause me to go so far! Didn't you ask earlier that I could be blamed for this sentence, which had already broken through Tian Fu's throat and came to his mouth, he touched the place behind his head that had been slapped by Ji Meng, and silently swallowed the words that came to his mouth. said: "If you don't talk to Ke Ke and them, say that you and I are going back, otherwise, they will be worried when they come here and find that you are not there." Ji Meng was stunned for a moment, then patted his thigh, and thought: "Yes, how did I forget this." Glancingly glanced at Tian Fu, and immediately remembered that he was teased by Tian Fu, and he couldn't give this product a good look, so he said: "Don't be courteous to me, this is all your fault, if you weren't angry with me, I would have forgotten about it, hum~" Picked up the mobile phone and dialed Wen Keke's mobile phone, Tian Fu turned his head to the fence of the highway and said, "You say, what did I do wrong just now?" The street lamp had come to an end at this time, and it was getting darker and darker, Tian Fu walked to Ji Meng's side, took out his mobile phone, turned on the flashlight function of the mobile phone, and shone on the road. Ji Meng glanced at Tian Fu, looked back at the light that had been shining in front of him, the corners of his mouth unconsciously rose a little, and the voice of answering the phone became more and more crisp.

After Ji Meng finished making the call, he suddenly ran to Tian Fu with his stomach in his hands, and said with embarrassment on his face: "Uncle, how long do you have to go home?" Tian Fu saw that Ji Meng looked very anxious, and said, "There is a thousand handfuls of rice!" It is estimated that it will take about ten minutes. Ji Meng said: "Why does it take so long?" Tian Fugang wanted to ask her what was wrong, but Ji Meng blushed and said, "Uncle, can you find me a public toilet!" I haven't been to the toilet for a long time when I'm in the car, and now I'm in a hurry. ”

Tian Fu glanced at Ji Meng, who was squirming and pinching, and knew that she was really anxious. Pointing to the left side of the alley, he said, "Come with me!" From this alley, there is a small shop at the corner of the opposite street. There would be toilets. After speaking, he took Ji Meng to the commissary. Ji Meng followed and said worriedly: "Will other people's commissaries lend me a toilet?" Tian Fu looked back at Ji Meng. said: "Don't worry, I'll talk about this." Seeing that Ji Meng was still uneasy, he added: "Just rely on my face, go to his place to buy something, does he dare not let you go?" Even if he dares, I can pay a hundred yuan to buy a chance to go to the toilet! Ji Meng took a closer look at Tian Fu's face, shivered, and thought, "Hey, it's so scary!" There is such a face to swing to, should, perhaps, probably no one dare to refuse! It's a big deal to spend a hundred yuan, and the living can't let the urine suffocate to death! ”

Ji Meng followed Tian Fu a few corners to the commissary that Tian Fu said, and as soon as he walked in with Tian Fu, he made a big red face. It turned out that the shopkeeper was really startled when he saw a guy with a face full of meat and round arms walking into the store late at night, and when he saw a red-faced young woman behind him, his heart was relaxed again, and the sophisticated shopkeeper felt that he had guessed why the two of them were shopping late at night. After looking at Ji Meng a few more times, he looked at Tian Fu a few more times, and sighed: "How blind this girl is!" A flower is stuck in cow dung. His face was silent, smiling and waiting for Tian Fu to speak. Sure enough, when he saw Tian Fu, he was just standing opposite the counter, so he couldn't wait to say, "Boss, buy something." Seeing that Tian Fu was so anxious, the commissary owner was more sure of what he was guessing in his heart, and the smile on his face was even worse, he extended a thumbs up to Tian Fu with his right hand, and didn't ask Tian Fu what to buy, he touched it under the counter with his left hand, took out one by one, and put it on the counter. As soon as Ji Meng walked in, he saw the shopkeeper put something on the counter, and saw the shopkeeper squeezing his eyebrows and saying to Tian Fu: "Durex, ultra-thin, with particles, you know." ”