Tian Fu picked up the box of condoms that the boss put on the counter, flipped it back and forth in his hand, and said to the shopkeeper: "Hey, I said boss, how did you see that I wanted this thing?" The shopkeeper smiled and said, "You are underestimating me!" He glanced back at Ji Meng, who was standing in place at a loss, and firmly stretched out three fingers to Tian Fu and said, "Three o'clock." I ask you, did the girl behind you just come here from somewhere else? Tian Fu was very curious about why the shopkeeper had such a misunderstanding, but he just followed the shopkeeper's gaze and glanced at Ji Meng.

Seeing Ji Meng's shy and anxious appearance, knowing that she was in a hurry to go to the toilet now, she had no time to take care of the misunderstanding just now, and said to the shopkeeper: "Boss, these three points, we will discuss them later." My friend just got off the long-distance bus and is in an emergency, can you borrow the toilet first? Ji Meng's expression The shopkeeper saw it in his eyes, knowing that what Tian Fu said was true, and casually pointed his finger into the depths of the store and said: "You kid is really lucky, the general store really doesn't have a toilet, you happened to meet such a wayward boss as me, from here all the way in, and on the left is the toilet." ”

Tian Fu said: "Boss, thank you." Turned around and walked with Ji Meng to the place pointed by the shopkeeper, turned a few corners and found the toilet, just when Ji Meng was about to walk into the toilet, Tian Fu took out half a pack of toilet paper from his pocket and handed it to Ji Meng, saying, "Here, this may be useful." Ji Meng was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: "Do you want this guy to be so careful!" His left hand touched his carry-on bag, and just wanted to say that he had it, but his right hand took the toilet paper in Tian Fu's hand first, lowered his head and said in a thin voice: "Thank you." Waiting for Tian Fu to turn around and walk outside, Ji Meng looked at the half-pack of toilet paper in his hand stupidly, thinking that I didn't have toilet paper with me! Why would you still ask for his things? Thank you so easily! Ji Meng, Ji Meng, are you poisoned? I forgot that I was in a hurry to go to the toilet.

After Tian Fu walked a few steps, he saw that Ji Meng didn't move, so he turned around and said to Ji Meng, "Don't you go to the toilet?" Ji Meng reacted at this time, let out a panicked sound, and hurriedly ran into the toilet. Tian Fu returned to the counter and asked, "Boss, you just said that three o'clock is the three o'clock?" The shopkeeper said, "As soon as you entered my shop, I noticed that you dragged a big suitcase, followed by a woman, and I thought that the biggest possibility was that the woman had come to join you." Lonely men and widows are easy to think of a couple. Still. As soon as Tian Fu wanted to speak, the shopkeeper immediately stopped his attempt and said, "Don't interrupt my pretending train of thought, let me speak." The shopkeeper pointed to the sky outside and said with a smile, "What time is it?" Tian Fu said: "It's more than twelve o'clock, what's wrong?" The shopkeeper looked in the direction of the toilet and said, "It's twelve o'clock in the evening, and that girl is coming to S City for the first time, and you picked her up in the middle of the night, which means that you have a good relationship." This is one of them. ”

Tian Fu said: "Boss, wait, it's right that sister paper came to S City for the first time, the person who was going to pick up sister paper happened to be injured in the afternoon, and I happened to be in the place where sister paper got off, so I was asked to pick it up." You don't prove that we have a good relationship! Maybe we've just met today! ”

The shopkeeper looked at Tian Fu with disdain, and said, "Young man, don't give me this set, the routines you are playing now are all leftovers from what I played back then." When a girl goes out to a strange city, she doesn't look for the person she trusts the most to pick her up, but finds someone she knows to pick her up, do you think I will believe you! Tian Fu said: "Boss, I'll tell you the truth, why don't you believe it!" The disdain on the face of the shopkeeper was even worse, and said: "Young people must dare to act, don't hide it, it really can't be fake, if it is according to what you said, the person she was looking for at the beginning was not for you to pick her up, and the person who came to pick her up was probably also under your bribe, pretending to be injured and not coming, and you happened to appear on the platform where the sister paper got off, how perfect and fateful you looked at the script!" Tian Fu was speechless for a while, and complained: "Although the boss said that your idea is quite feasible, but I was actually issued a good person card, oh no, it's a pump!" I haven't mixed up with the good guys yet! Although he was an MMP in his heart, he asked with a smile on his face: "What about the second point?" ”

As if someone had scratched the itch, the shopkeeper said happily: "The second and most important point is that the girl came in with her head down and her face red. How many things in the world do you think can make an adult girl blush? Tian Fu rolled his eyes upward, thought about it carefully, and said, "Well, except for the first time when I met someone I liked, I really can't figure out why an adult girl blushes!" ”

The shopkeeper tapped the box of condoms on the counter and continued, "And when I just took out this box of things, the girl just lowered her head and blushed even more, and she didn't refute it." A woman's blush is better than a lot of whiteness! You've found a treasure, young man. Tian Fu squinted at the successful Detective Maori Xiaowudian, just looking at his scumbag I have insight into the whole truth of the facts, you don't want to deceive me "Detective Maori Xiaowudian" look, Tian Fu knows that the current situation is going to be more and more black, the more he explains to him, the more he believes in his judgment.

Tian Fu suddenly found that what made him sad was not how to eliminate the misunderstanding of the store owner, but why was it just a misunderstanding?

Helplessly, he said to the shopkeeper: "What about the third? The shopkeeper said, "You didn't come together at the right time." Tian Fuqi said: "Time? The shopkeeper said, "Right to the time, the probability of men and women coming at this time to buy this thing is quite high." Tian Fu said: "This doesn't prove that I want to buy this thing!" The shopkeeper said: "It's true that it's true from a single point of view, but if you consider that the two have a good relationship, and they come to buy things in the middle of the night, thinking about why the girl blushes and goes to the store with a man to buy something!" What do you think you think? Tian Fu said: "Eh, okay! What the boss said made a lot of sense, I have nothing to say. ”

The shopkeeper suddenly put his face in front of Tian Fu's eyes, and said mysteriously: "This is the first time you and your girlfriend, right?" Tian Fu asked rhetorically: "What do you say?" The shopkeeper nodded and said, "I think it's the first time, otherwise she wouldn't have blushed like this." Tian Fu said silently: "Boss, the baby is bitter, but the baby doesn't speak." "I remembered that my flip-flops were broken, and I wanted to buy a new one. glanced at the surrounding shelves and said, "Boss, do you have flip-flops to buy?" The shopkeeper said, "You are diagonally opposite, by the shelf by the window." ”

Tian Fu walked to the edge of the store owner's shelf, picked out a pair of blue 42-yard flip-flops, and said, "Boss, are your flip-flops sturdy?" The shopkeeper took the slippers in Tian Fu's hand with his right hand and said: "Don't worry, there is no problem with the quality assurance of my flip-flops. According to the previous paragraph, such slippers are worn to Syria, and American missiles are not afraid of coming. Raised the slipper in his right hand, waved it three times in a row, threw the shoe on the counter, raised his eyebrows, pointed to the shoes on the counter and said: "See, just Duang, Duang, Duang three times, the US missiles are fanning it, don't want you more than 100, more than 200, as long as you are more than 20, don't ask me why!" The factory director is my cousin! ”

Tian Fu mentioned flip-flops and said with a wry smile: "Boss, I buy flip-flops, but you have the heart of a celebrity." The scene of buying shoes bare, now those facial paralysis stars who show their faces and can get a salary of fifty or sixty million, none of them are more vocal and emotional than you, boss, you still tell me that this thing is rough and not rough, and whether it is durable. ”

The shopkeeper was a little embarrassed and said, "Just now it was a professional habit that I developed by brushing Douyin when I used to sell shoes." Stretching out his left foot, he showed his sandals and said: "The sandals I changed a month ago are worn every day, and now they are still eighty percent new, and you say that the quality is good." Tian Fu picked up the slippers on the counter, broke the soles of the flip-flops hard, the texture of the shoes was not bad, and said, "The materials used in these shoes are not bad." ”

The shopkeeper said happily: "You have to pull it a few times, and you know what is impregnable." Tian Fu pulled the shoulders of the flip-flops a few times, and found that there was no discoloration and cracking in the pulling position, and felt that the quality was okay, so he decided to buy it.

Unexpectedly, the shopkeeper saw that Tian Fu wanted to buy slippers, so he arrogantly took the flip-flops from Tian Fu's hand, grabbed the shoulders of the flip-flops with both hands, and said: "Young man, you didn't pull hard just now, how do you know how strong my flip-flops are?" , you're going to. I saw the shopkeeper inhaling and exhaling slowly, his breath sank into the dantian, the muscles of his arms were raised, and he used a gentle force, and the sound of the bar sounded, and the shoulders of the flip-flops were broken. The shopkeeper stared at the broken flip-flops, connected the break, pulled them apart, went back and forth a few times, and said, "Why did it break?" A gust of wind blew in from outside the store, leaving him with a messy hairstyle.

Tian Fu gestured his arm a few times with his hand and said, "Big brother, did you awaken the power of the desolation just now?!" My arm is thicker than yours, and it's okay to pull it a few times, but you actually break it when you pull it! There was a chuckle behind him, Ji Meng came out when the boss raised some Duang and DuangDuang fans, and heard their conversation clearly, seeing that the shopkeeper easily tore off the flip-flops, he couldn't help laughing out loud when he thought of the words he had boasted in front of him. The shopkeeper looked at Ji Meng, who was covering his mouth and chuckling, his expression was quite embarrassed, and said, "Life is difficult, and the slap in the face comes too quickly." Let's change a pair! ”

Tian Fu smiled, picked a suitable size of flip-flops at random, and put them directly on the counter. Said: "It was just an accident, how much is this pair?" Seeing that Tian Fu didn't break his shoes too much, the shopkeeper directly took a pair of flip-flops, and was also happy to breathe a sigh of relief, skipping it, putting the condom and slippers in a bag, and said, "30 in total." ”

Tian Fu took out the change and took Ji Meng out of the store to walk in the direction of the urban village, and on the way Ji Meng asked, "Uncle, don't you bargain when you buy things?" Tian Fu said: "It's not that you don't bargain, but the boss has already given a discount." Ji Mengqi said: "When did you give it?" Tian Fu said: "Mark forty-five things, he only accepts thirty." Leaned his head to Ji Meng's side and said, "Do you know, the box of things that make your old face blush costs twenty-five in the supermarket, and the owner of those slippers only charges five yuan." Why should I haggle? ”

Ji Meng saw that Tian Fu was still talking about the condom, so he smacked him fiercely and said, "What's the use of your single dog taking this thing, I'm worried about going into the bureau." Tian Fu smiled and said, "I'm taking precautions." He said so, but his heart was thinking, "I was able to tell you that day that I bought it because of my boss's wonderful wrong inference, and I wanted this wrong inference to be true, so I bought it." Yu Guang glanced at the condom in his bag a few times, and said silently: "With you, I can at least tell myself that I once had a wonderful misunderstanding." "When I think of the happy place, I can't help but smile, and my steps are much lighter. Then he shook his head violently, looked at Ji Meng in shock, and realized in his heart: "When did this idea come out?" ”

Ji Meng made Tian Fu, who was startled, look at the scalp a little numb, and said, "Uncle, you, it's okay!" Tian Fu came back to his senses after a while and said, "It's okay." I'm fine, let's go! Look there. Pointing to the darkly lit place, he began to introduce the place to Ji Meng. After walking for about ten minutes, the two came to a long and narrow alleyway into the urban village, the alley was narrow and narrow, and the black hand could not see the five fingers, which was very easy to arouse the fear of human beings to the unknown hidden in the darkness.

The faint light from the mobile phone flashlight slightly dispelled the panic in Ji Meng's heart, and at this time, a jingle sound sounded in the corner of the wall, and a mouse with dirty fur rushed to her feet. Ji Meng screamed, jumped up, and hid in the opposite direction to the mouse. Tian Fu took a step back, between the place where the mouse disappeared and Ji Meng. Ji Meng looked frightened, shrank behind him, grabbed his clothes and said, "Uncle, can we change the road, it's so terrible in the black cloth in the middle of winter here!" ”

Ji Meng looked scared, Tian Fu saw it in his eyes, and said, "Yes." But before I go, I have to say that if we don't take this road, we will have to go along the road, which will make a big circle. Are you ready? As soon as Ji Meng heard that she could not take this frightening road, she immediately passed the rain and the sky was clear, and hurriedly clicked to say okay, as for how far she wanted to detour, she didn't care, no matter how far it was, as long as she didn't take the road that scared her.

Tian Fu turned around and walked in the direction of the highway with Ji Meng, and walked a long way, Ji Meng found that he couldn't lift his feet, and he couldn't walk, seeing that Tian Fu was still excited to watch the lights in the distance, he thought: "I really envy this guy's physical strength, carrying a bag, walking such a long way, and being in the mood to watch the night scene." He shouted, "How long will Uncle go!" As soon as the words fell, Ji Meng suddenly remembered: "It's such a long way, why doesn't this guy say it." Is he just going this far so that I don't get scared? Tian Fu said: "It will take about ten minutes!" Ji Meng was a little reluctant and said, "Why don't we call a car!" ”

Tian Fu thought to himself: "To be able to walk the street with a beautiful woman, only a fool will call a car!" Zhengse said: "Look at how many cars there are on this street!" By the time we got to the bus, we should have all made a few trips home. Seeing that there was indeed no car in the driveway, Ji Meng also stopped thinking about taking a taxi, and at this time, the lights in the urban village suddenly turned on, and it seemed that the city electrician had completed the repair of electricity overnight. Ji Meng happily pointed to the lights in the urban village and said, "Uncle, uncle, look, look, electricity, electricity." Tian Fu already knew when the lights were on in the urban village, and seeing that Ji Meng was so happy, he still followed the direction she pointed and stared for a few seconds, then turned his head and said: "Our Miss Mengmeng has nothing to say about this pomp, the entire urban village welcomes your arrival!"

Ji Meng knew that Tian Fu was coaxing her to pick up what she liked to hear, and Tian Fu's expression of listening carefully made her very satisfied. smiled: "That's not to see who this fairy is." Tian Fu saw her complacent appearance, and thought to himself that this little girl is really coaxing! said: "Little Mengxian, let's go back and wait for Corgi to come back, and beat her severely." Ji Meng said: "This must be there." The two looked at each other and smiled, and the lights in the urban village also made Ji Meng's heart relax a little.

About ten minutes later, Ji and Tian came to the entrance of a street, and Tian Fu vaguely heard a stream of water hitting the wall and making a slight noise. His brow furrowed, and when he listened to it, the voice came from his left, and he walked to the corner of the street and looked into the street on his left. Suddenly raised his right hand, pressed against the wall with a snap, blocked Ji Meng's forward pace behind him, and said in a straight voice: "Xiao Mengxian, you see whether I am handsome or not." Ji Meng was first startled by Tian Fu's actions without warning, and then was directly confused by Tian Fu's headless words, settled down, and said: "Uncle, you are going to burn your secondary two small universe!" ”

Tian Fu puffed, didn't mention it in one breath, lowered his head and said in a muffled voice: "Please, old, real, reply, answer, I, of, question, question," Tian Fu's strange tone of speech made Ji Meng's curiosity instantly rise, she wanted to see if Tian Fu's expression was as aggrieved as when he spoke, and walked in front of Tian Fu, just when the two were about to stagger side by side, when Ji Meng wanted to bypass Tian Fu's left, Tian Fu's left hand stretched out leisurely, blocked her behind her, and said sullenly: "Please, answer my question!" ”

Ji Meng almost bumped into Tian Fu just now, which surprised her again, and Tian Fu's abnormal behavior made her even more puzzled, and said, "Uncle, are you okay?" Without waiting for Tian Fu to answer, Ji Meng heard a fleeting sound of zippers on the left side of the corner, and then the footsteps of someone running, the sound was very urgent, as if being chased. I thought to myself: "Uncle's abnormality must have something to do with this person." ”

Tian Fu came to the corner and stretched out his head to look at the alley on the left, and saw that the person just now had run away, and said to Ji Meng: "Okay, little Mengxian, it's okay." Walk on the left side. Turn left and take Ji Meng into the alley on the left.

Tian Fuzhi would say some inexplicable things so abnormally because he found that there was a male compatriot in the alley on the left who was solving personal hygiene, so he used the excuse to stop Ji Meng so as not to see some discordant pictures.

The more she didn't let what she wanted to do, the more she wanted to do it, although Ji Meng obediently walked on the left side of the laneway, her eyes kept looking at the right side of the laneway, until she saw a puddle of steaming water stains, the familiar stench, coupled with the sound of zippers just now, and the sound of rapid running, she suddenly understood why Tian Fu behaved abnormally. Let's chirp and lower my mouth, repeating Tian Fu's words, "Walk on the left." Walk on the left side. Looking at Tian Fu's back with a smile. "This guy is quite careful! ”