The man who sold baskets and barrels didn't hear that the village owner was talking back, but complained that the village owner didn't tell him in advance. The village lord listened to him complain and said, "You said that you are a big person, you can't even hear the opposite, complain about me, don't you feel cold?" ”

When the basket seller heard this, he said, "Village master, why are you scolding people?" ”

The village owner said: "These two words are not swearing, how can they be regarded as swearing?" ”

The basket seller listened and said, "Scolding is not necessarily a swear word, and civilized words can also swear words." ”

Lao De listened to it and said: "This cold word is also a civilized word? Lao De said, holding out two fingers.

The basket seller said: "For the village owner, the word Han is considered a civilized word. ”

When the village lord heard this, his expression was serious, and he said to the basket seller, "Do you still want me to do something for you?" You made people kick and slap and forget about it so quickly? ”

The basket seller listened and said, "I don't forget, I was kicked and slapped in the face, and it was all up to the village owner to avenge me." ”

The village owner replied: "It's not me who avenges you, it's that he learned from the shopkeeper to beat people and broke the law, I use the law to clean him up, not me to avenge you?" Do you understand? ”

When the basket seller heard this, he replied, "Village master, you are very smart?" Do things for me, cover up with the law? ”

When the village lord heard this, he lowered his mouth and said, "You are not my son, why should I do something for you?" I see that you have been beaten, and I will just use my power to administer justice for you. ”

When the basket seller heard this, he said, "Ah, the lord of the village is doing justice for me?" ”

The village lord said, "To be exact, the law is doing justice for you." It's the law, not me. ”

At this time, the shopkeeper said: "The village owner is worried about offending people, so he uses the law to cover up and help you clean me up." ”

The basket seller listened and replied: "What nonsense are you talking about, the village master is using the law to clean you up, not him to clean you up." ”

When I think that I will be beaten with five sticks, I don't know how painful the stick is? He asked the village owner: "Village master, will you go to the village government in a while, can you let the officials start the key points?" "The shopkeeper said polite words, counter-words, meaning to let the village owner do a favor, talk to the officer, and let the officer do it lightly.

The village lord also said this kind of counter-argument just now, but when he heard it, he was a little surprised, and asked: "What's the matter, your skin is itchy, why do you let the officials focus on it?" ”

The shopkeeper opened his mouth to look at the village master and said, "Village master, you don't understand what I mean?" ”

Although the village owner also asked this kind of counter-argument just now, he really didn't dare to understand if the shopkeeper didn't say it directly. He asked, "What do you mean?" ”

The shopkeeper looked at the appearance of the village master, and knew that he didn't understand whether what he said was the opposite, so he replied: "Village master, I mean, you let the official do it lightly." ”

The village lord leaned back: "Ah, what you said is also the opposite?" ”

The shopkeeper stretched out his thumb to the village owner and said, "Yes, it is indeed the opposite." ”

The village owner smiled, shook his hand at the shopkeeper, and said, "You don't need to stretch out your thumb, just stretch your middle finger at me." The village owner was joking with him to ease the awkward atmosphere.

After listening to this, the shopkeeper didn't know that the village master was joking with him, and thought to himself: "This village master, why should I stretch out my middle finger at him?" Without thinking about it, he asked, "Village Master, do you like people to stretch out their middle fingers at you?" The shopkeeper stretched out his middle finger as he spoke.

The shopkeeper stretched out his middle finger and did not point at the village owner, but at his head, and the village owner replied: "I like it better." After speaking, the village lord said: "I'm joking with you again, don't stick out your middle finger if it's okay." Before I entered the hospital, a child reached out his middle finger at me. If it hadn't been for the kid's father, I would have beaten him in the back. ”

Lao De listened and asked, "The village master has a child stretching out his middle finger towards you?" ”

The village lord replied: "Yes, just after you entered the hospital, I was lying in the car by myself and a group of people surrounded me, and I blew them all away, leaving only one child there." The boy was crying, and when he had cried, he pointed his middle finger at me. ”

Lao De said: "A child, the village owner doesn't have to be as knowledgeable as him, and he will point it out." ”

The village owner replied: "Yes, what am I doing like a child? Finger is finger. After speaking, the village master said: "Old De, are we still more poetic?" ”

Lao De replied: "I am in the whole village, as well as in several surrounding villages, and I am relatively famous. If I refuse, it proves that I am not as good as you at all. The village owner looked for Lao De and I compared poems, and I swore to accompany him. ”

When the village lord heard this, he said, "Okay, if you swear to accompany you, I will swear to die with you." Compare you to you, I am the head of Ping'an Village, and I am famous in Ping'an Village and several surrounding villages. ”

The shopkeeper hugged his fists and said: "If the village owner compares the old De, not only is it famous in the surrounding villages, but also in the town, it is estimated that some people will also hear of you." ”

The village owner was overjoyed when he heard this: "I am content to let people know about me in a few surrounding villages, and it is estimated that some people in the town have heard of me, how dare I ask for extravagance?" ”

When the shopkeeper heard this, he said, "Village master, you are an ambitious person, how can you be satisfied with only a few surrounding villages, and you must let someone in the town know about you." ”

The village owner said, "Okay, let's win Lao De first." ”

After speaking, the village owner asked Lao De: "Lao De, I have a case." Do I handle the case first and then compare poems with you, or do I compare poems with you first and then handle the case? ”

When Lao De heard this, he looked down at his feet, one foot stepped on his own shoes, and the other foot stepped on his daughter-in-law's feet, and he said, "The case and Bishi will talk about it later, bring me my other shoe first." ”

When the village lord saw the basket and bucket seller, he said, "His shoe is at your house, right?" ”

The basket seller replied: "What about the shoe resting on my firewood?" ”

Lao De said, "Then can you help me get it back?" ”

Some of the basket and barrel sellers were reluctant to take it for Lao De, and he replied: "Okay, I'll go and bring it for you." After speaking, he glanced at the village lord and hesitated: "Village master, shall I bring him shoes?" ”

The village lord raised his hand at the basket and bucket seller and said, "Go." ”

When the basket seller saw that the village owner asked him to go, he replied: "Then I'll go?" ”

When the village lord saw this, he replied, "Go?" ”

The basket seller looked at Lao De and muttered, "It's a cow, let me get you shoes?" He muttered and touched his crotch with one hand, and walked out in pain.

The crotch of the basket and barrel seller was kicked by the shopkeeper, and it still hurts, Lao De listened to him mutter, and heard it word for word, he watched the basket and barrel seller walk out of the ward, and replied: "Don't I dare to call Lao De?" ”

The basket and bucket seller walked out of the ward, and when he heard this, he took two steps and stopped, "What are you loading?" The head is open. After selling baskets and barrels, he walked outside the medical hall.

When Lao De heard this, he sighed twice and shouted, "I was beaten by my daughter-in-law." ”

Lao De's daughter-in-law listened, patted Lao De, and said, "Whoever hit you, I didn't throw it on purpose." ”