The shopkeeper pointed at the wrong person behind his back, and he complained about why the doctor didn't tell him? Doctor Guan said, "Shopkeeper, I haven't found a reason to tell you. ”

The shopkeeper looked at Doctor Guan and said, "Someone else pointed out the wrong person, you tell him, do you still need a reason for this?" Also, am I someone else? Am I your shopkeeper? ”

Doctor Guan replied: "Shopkeeper, you point over there, don't look over there, what are you doing looking at me?" "What does Doctor Guan mean, don't you see if I can point out the wrong point?

When I heard the shopkeeper, Dr. Guan said the same, pointing over there and taking a look. He said, "So, am I wrong?" ”

Doctor Guan raised his hand and replied: "Shopkeeper, you are wrong." ”

The shopkeeper looked at Doctor Guan, leaned back without moving, nodded and said, "I was wrong." ”

Doctor Guan patted the shopkeeper on the shoulder and said, "Knowing mistakes can improve a lot." ”

The shopkeeper looked the doctor up and down and said, "How can you say such good things?" ”

Doctor Guan took his hand off the shoulder of the shopkeeper and replied, "The shopkeeper has praised him." ”

The shopkeeper looked at Doctor Guan and said, "You should be humble in the future." The shopkeeper said and pointed his finger.

Doctor Guan straightened down and replied: "Yes, the shopkeeper!" ”

The shopkeeper glanced at Brother Mao, the mouse and Kong De a few times, and he turned his eyes back to the doctor and said, "You said that since you can beat two opposite shopkeepers one by one, you went over to teach him a lesson?" ”

When the doctor heard this, he looked at the shopkeeper opposite, and saw that the shopkeeper on the opposite side was still standing there with his arms crossed, staring at them. Doctor Guan retracted his eyes and looked at the shopkeeper and said, "Shopkeeper, I have a stomachache in the past two days, and I can't use my fists and feet." Why don't you look for a cat brother or a mouse? ”

After listening to this, the shopkeeper put on the shoulders of Dr. Guan and looked at his stomach, I don't know if Dr. Guan's stomach hurts really or fakely, he asked, "What's wrong with your stomach?" ”

Doctor Guan replied: "Maybe you eat too much meat at night?" ”

The shopkeeper said: "You are a doctor, don't you know how much indigestion you eat at night?" And it's still meat? ”

Doctor Guan replied: "My family only stewed meat for a few months, isn't this, have you eaten too much for a while?" ”

The shopkeeper was taken aback when he heard this, and asked, "How many months did it take for your family to stew meat?" ”

Doctor Guan replied: "Yes? ”

The shopkeeper said, "Can't you? You're a doctor, and your salary is high, so if you don't talk about it for a long time, it should be okay for your family to return meat once a week, right? ”

Doctor Guan pretended to be embarrassed and replied: "Shopkeeper, don't you know, my family is saving money, and I can't afford to spend a pound of meat money?" ”

The shopkeeper looked at the doctor and said, "You don't look like a person who has eaten meat in a few months?" Then he said, "What are you saving money for, and you can't even eat meat?" ”

Doctor Guan rolled his eyes and replied: "Shopkeeper, I don't do anything to save money, I just like to save money." ”

After listening to the shopkeeper, he didn't know that Dr. Guan still had this habit, so he asked, "When did you have this habit?" ”

At this time, Brother Mao said: "What kind of habits does he have, he just doesn't dare to find a reason." He can hide this from the shopkeeper, but he can't hide it from me and the mouse. ”

The shopkeeper listened and asked the mouse: "Mouse, Doctor Guan can hide from me, why can't he hide it from you two?" ”

The mouse listened back: "Maybe the shopkeeper is better than the two of us?" ”

The shopkeeper listened and asked, "I'm better at deceiving than you two?" ”

Mouse replied: "Probably, right?" ”

The shopkeeper looked at the buddy Brother Cat and the mouse, and said, "How can I be better than you two to deceive?" ”

Brother Mao replied: "I don't know? ”

The mouse also replied: "I don't know? ”

The shopkeeper listened, looked at them, and asked, "You two really don't know?" ”

Brother Cat and Mouse shook their heads when they heard this.

Doctor Guan said: "Shopkeeper, don't listen to Brother Cat, I really have a stomachache, otherwise, what else would I say?" ”

The shopkeeper looked at Doctor Guan and saw that Doctor Guan did not look like he was sick, so he asked: "I also know some medical skills, you have a stomachache, why can't I see it on your face?" And your demeanor, the person with a stomachache, he covers his stomach from time to time, leaning forward slightly? ”

Hearing this, Doctor Guan slowly pressed his hand to his stomach, leaned forward, and made a very painful look on his face. Doctor Guan covered his stomach and said, "Shopkeeper, I have been standing up until this. ”

No matter how stupid the shopkeeper is, he can see that Doctor Guan is pretending, he raised his hand towards Doctor Guan and said, "Don't talk to me, what are you fooling me?" ”

When the doctor saw that the shopkeeper saw it, he replied: "Ah, what am I fooling you?" ”

The shopkeeper looked at Doctor Guan inhaling in his mouth, and he said, "You dare to fool me?" ”

Doctor Guan replied: "No, I'm kidding you?" ”

When the shopkeeper heard this, he said, "Don't joke with me, I'll tell you something serious." When the shopkeeper said this, he pointed to the opposite side and said, "You go, teach him a lesson from the shopkeeper on the other side, I don't believe it, I don't dare to clean him up?" ”

Doctor Guan glanced at the opposite side, and saw that the shopkeeper was still standing there, still holding his arms and staring at them, he withdrew his eyes and said to the shopkeeper: "Shopkeeper, do you dare to clean him up, what should I do?" Should you go about this? ”

The shopkeeper looked at the doctor and said, "I am the shopkeeper, can I go in person?" ”

Doctor Guan heard the words and pondered, and felt that what the shopkeeper said was also that the shopkeeper was the shopkeeper, and if the doctor was there, could he go in person? After thinking about it, the doctor said: "What the shopkeeper said is the same, you say that you are the shopkeeper, I am the doctor, you are like the generalissimo, I am like the generalissimo, you are the marshal and I am the general, I have to obey you, I will do whatever you ask me to do?" ”

After listening to the shopkeeper, he didn't expect Dr. Guan to make such an analogy, he praised: "Jiang Hai, you have grown up, you can speak, I am the generalissimo, you are the generalissimo?" ”

Doctor Guan replied: "Yes, you are the generalissimo, am I his general." ”

Hearing this, Xuezhang took a step back, he looked at Doctor Guan and asked, "You are talking, aren't you talking to me?" ”

Doctor Guan replied, "Yes? ”

The shopkeeper immediately asked, "Talk to me?" You're wrong, right? ”

Doctor Guan replied: "No? ”

The shopkeeper said: "I don't think you want to be mixed?" ”

Doctor Guan smiled when he heard this: "Shopkeeper, if you have anything to do, just say, I, Doctor Guan, as long as I can do it, I will try my best to help you." ”

The shopkeeper looked at Doctor Guan and said, "You should pay attention to what you say in the future." ”

Doctor Guan smiled: "Shopkeeper, where did I not pay attention to what I said?" ”

The shopkeeper said: "You just said, I am the generalissimo, are you his general?" ”

Doctor Guan listened and smiled: "Shopkeeper, which of us is with whom, isn't it normal to talk with something?" ”

The shopkeeper raised his hand at him: "Am I him, the shopkeeper of the medical hall, you talk to me and bring things, this is also called normal?" ”

Doctor Guan lowered his mouth and said: "Shopkeeper, you see what you said, we are both about the same age, although you are the shopkeeper and I am a doctor, what is the place to talk to each other and bring something?" ”