Chapter 403: Walk to the other side
The shopkeeper put the doctor on the shoulder, and the doctor talked to him with uncivilized things, and the shopkeeper wanted to teach the shopkeeper on the other side a lesson before he came out of the medical hall. The shopkeeper also had a bit of a grudge in his heart, and he remembered the plan to kill two birds with one stone. He lowered his head and put his head on the shoulders of Dr. Guan, raised his eyes to look at Dr. Guan, and said, "Doctor Guan, don't tell me that your stomach hurts, it hurts this and that." I'll just ask you, the shopkeeper on the other side, can you help me teach me a lesson? The shopkeeper said, patted the doctor on the shoulder with one hand, and pointed to the opposite side with the other.
The doctor was embarrassed, and looked at the shopkeeper who had been holding his arm opposite, as well as the shopkeeper in front of him. He was embarrassed and said, "Shopkeeper, it's not that I don't help you, I don't hide it from you, but when I ran back to call you, I got into a fight with someone." Doctor Guan said this, looking at the shopkeeper.
The shopkeeper looked at him over his shoulder and said, "You can do it!" Then he said, "Since you have a fight with someone, then fight him again, help me?" β
Doctor Guan pointed at the shopkeeper and said, "Don't hold me." β
The shopkeeper looked at Doctor Guan and asked, "Don't be like this, do me a favor?" β
A layer of sweat appeared on the face of the doctor, and he said: "Shopkeeper, I don't dare to offend people anymore, you see how many people I offended today." The old man who fell to the ground counts as one, and the person who fights with me counts as one, so that's two, right? Doctor Guan said and snapped his fingers.
The shopkeeper said: "There are only two, but there are only three, you will offend one more, right?" After learning the shopkeeper's words, he pointed back with his thumb and said, "The one who holds the arm will be handed over to you." The shopkeeper was a little impatient, glared at the doctor, and said, "There is no shortage of doctors in my medical hall?" β
When Doctor Guan heard this, he asked, "Shopkeeper, what do you mean by that?" β
Learn the shopkeeper: "What do you mean, I'll say it again, the one who holds the arms in the back will hand it over to you?" The shopkeeper patted Dr. Guan's arm and said, "There is no shortage of doctors in my medical hall." β
At this time, Dr. Guan had another layer of sweat on his face, and he thought that he would rather lose his job than be beaten. He let it go, wiped the sweat on his face, wiped the sweat on his hands and wiped the face of the shopkeeper, and said, "Shopkeeper, I'd rather lose my job than be beaten." β
The shopkeeper hid two steps back, wiped his face with his hand, looked at his palm and said, "Jiang Hai, I think you really don't want to work in my hospital?" β
Brother Mao looked at Doctor Guan, stretched out his thumb to him and said, "Doctor Guan." β
When the mouse saw it, he also stretched out his thumb to the doctor and said, "Look at the river and the sea." β
Doctor Guan tilted his face at the two of them, but did not speak, he said to the shopkeeper: "Shopkeeper, I can call you the shopkeeper one last time." β
The shopkeeper didn't expect that Jiang Hai would rather leave the hospital in order not to fight with the shopkeeper opposite, so he touched his face and said, "You have a kind." β
Doctor Guan clasped his fists at the shopkeeper and said, "The shopkeeper." β
The shopkeeper looked at the doctor and asked, "What do you mean?" β
Doctor Guan clenched his fists and didn't think of what to say, and before he came up with it, he didn't reply.
Seeing that the shopkeeper didn't speak, he asked, "What's the matter, I changed my mind, stayed in the medical hall, and went to clean up the shopkeeper opposite?" β
Doctor Guan separated the fists he was holding and replied: "The surname is Xue, I don't want to talk nonsense anymore, I'd rather lose my job than go over and let people beat me." β
The shopkeeper said: "Okay, the door of my medical hall is open, you can come if you want, you can go if you want, you can go casually." β
Doctor Guan hugged his fists at the shopkeeper and said, "Thank you for the shopkeeper." β
The shopkeeper snorted, shook his hand, and turned to face the opposite shop. He saw the shopkeeper of the bamboo basket and barrel shop opposite, still standing there with his arms crossed, his eyes staring at him.
The shopkeeper of the bamboo basket and wooden barrel shop saw the shopkeeper on the opposite side and turned to look at him, he first saw the shopkeeper, and he hesitated and did not go over. This time he hesitated and decided to go over to him to theorize.
After thinking about it, the shopkeeper of the bamboo basket and barrel shop glanced at his feet, hugged his arms, and looked at the shopkeeper and walked straight towards him.
The fake old man has been lying on the ground, the first onlookers are basically gone, and now the onlookers are basically the last to arrive, the shopkeeper of the bamboo basket barrel shop held his arm and twisted away the person who was blocking him, and the person who was twisted saw that he was going to the aisle, but did not say anything, just glanced at him a few times.
The shopkeeper of the bamboo basket and barrel shop twisted away the person who was blocking him, and walked to the opposite street, he looked at the shopkeeper and asked, "Do you want to fight?" β
He listened to the question of the shopkeeper of the basket and barrel, and unconsciously became angry, holding his arms and glaring at his eyes: "Basket shopkeeper, do you want to fight?" β
The basket shopkeeper took a breath, put down the arm he was holding, and watched the shopkeeper take a quick step forward and said, "Yes, I want to fight." β
When the shopkeeper saw it, he put down the arm he was holding, and he took a step forward and said, "Okay, I'll let you do it first." β
The basket shopkeeper listened to it and knew who would do it first and who would suffer, and where would he suffer? Those who act first are considered to be beaten, and those who act later are considered to be justified defense.
The basket shopkeeper said: "Who will do it first, how about we guess the fist?" β
The shopkeeper listened to it and replied: "You don't have to guess the boxing, you ask first." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to the shopkeeper of the basket.
The basket shopkeeper said: "I also understand the Chinese people, learn the shopkeeper, don't take advantage of others." β
The shopkeeper glanced at the basket shopkeeper and said, "Since the basket shopkeeper is a person who understands, then I won't take advantage of you." Let's guess boxing, who loses and who strikes first? β
The basket shopkeeper raised his chin arrogantly and said, "Okay, a word is decided, whoever loses will make the first move." β
The shopkeeper also raised his chin and said, "Okay, a word is decided, whoever loses will do it first." β
The basket shopkeeper looked at the shopkeeper, and the shopkeeper also looked at the basket shopkeeper, they looked at each other, and for a moment they both stretched out their hands and said, "Please." β
At this time, Brother Mao didn't understand, he stepped forward and asked: "You two fight, guess who loses and who will do it first, then do you guess whether the boxing is a one-game winner, or a three-game, two-win, five-game, three-game?" β
There was no trace of smile on the faces of the basket shopkeeper and the medical hall shopkeeper, and the two of them thought about it when they heard the words and looked at each other. The two of them looked at each other for a few seconds, and the basket shopkeeper said: "A game is decided, a little anxious." Three wins in five games, a bit grinding. Do we have two wins in three games? β
The shopkeeper replied: "Okay, you and I have two wins in three games." β
The basket shopkeeper said: "I count one, two, three, let's rock-paper-scissors together?" β
Learn the shopkeeper to reply: "Okay, you count one, two, three, let's go rock-paper-scissors together." β
Basket shopkeeper: "Okay." β
"One, two, threeΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·" The basket shopkeeper slowly pulled out a cloth. Learn the shopkeeper to listen to the basket and bucket shopkeeper count, and slowly come out of a stone.
"The shopkeeper lost." Brother Cat said something when he saw it.
When the mouse saw it, he said, "If it were me, I would also go out for the first time." β
Brother Mao said: "If it were me, I would also go out of the cloth." β
Doctor Guan didn't understand and asked, "Why, do you both have to go out of the cloth the first time?" β
Brother Mao replied: "No, by feeling." β
The mouse replied: "I wanted to make cloth the first time." β