14.

The big brother domineeringly threw me a team application, and I immediately entered the group with tears of emotion.

Glory of Kings in the middle of the night is a terrifying world.

The sand sculpture elementary school students all slept obediently, and only a group of murderous social people remained in the whole game.

And these social people are generally divided into two kinds, one is an enemy player with a painting style like a gangster, and the other is a friendly teammate with a painting style like Peppa Pig.

In normal times, I will firmly say to this evil adult world: "No, people are still a baby."

But today, I finally couldn't control the power of the desolation in my body, and with trembling hands, I pushed open the door to the new world.

The reason why I lost control is simple:

The big brother is one of the ten gangsters, and I'm still afraid of a hair!

*

15.

In order to make a silent accusation against the speech of the eldest brother "Wang Tsai Little Steamed Bun", I specially chose Cai Wenji.

36D big, childish face**, lie flat and let what, Bao Jun is satisfied.

"Big brother, look at my milk, are you satisfied with it?" I drove Cai Wenji's crappy tricycle, straightened the "phantom breast" on my chest and asked her.

It's still the kind of voice question.

Coupled with my ecstatic male god voice, all the teammates on the team felt severely unwell, and the vomiting sound of several unknown creatures could be heard in the headphones.

The eldest brother is different from them, and he calmly typed 5 words in the team.

“…… Don't talk, milk me. ”

*

16.

This milk will be milked until dawn.

When I put down my phone, my mother happened to knock on the door, and when she saw me sitting on the bed like a chicken, she was stunned at the door for a long time.

If you want to scold me for "being like a pig, you know how to sleep all day long", but I swallowed it back alive.

I realized that I had been playing with my big brother all night.

Aware of this, I was sleepy all of a sudden, and my upper and lower eyelids were like 502 painted, and I couldn't tear them apart.

Under my mother's pressure, I ate my breakfast and slept until the night.

When I woke up again, dinner was over.

I climbed into the game with a midnight snack, saw that the big brother was also online, and ordered her to join the group in a second.

*

17.

After playing double row with my big brother for half a month, I came to a conclusion.

The big brother is not only criticized, but also very strange.

Not only weird, but also sullen.

It's the middle of the night every day.,She's either an otaku who lacks X life.,Or a macho man with a lot of J power.。

The former has a 99.9 percent probability and the latter has a 0.1 percent chance.

This 100% ratio is not because I am envious and jealous, and I hate to see that the eldest brother is now full.

But judging from my years of experience in the soft girl circle, a sullen man like a big brother can't find a girlfriend.

What is popular now is me, a good man in the new century who can pretend to be forced, sell cute, enter and retreat.

Like the big brother, he has been an old product that has been eliminated by the trend for many years.

*

18.

Thinking that the big brother is such a bullish person is a single dog, my heart is a lot more balanced.

When I'm in a good mood, I'm prone to overflowing love and want to share my inner joy with the world.

So I turned on the team voice and said to the big brother affectionately: "Big brother, Mo Mo Da ~ love you ~"

The big brother was particularly speechless and typed back to me a:". ”

Then let me be abused by the enemy's jungler at the beginning of the game......

My good mood was shattered into scum, so I had to give up on myself and lie down on the ground in a good posture, and by the way, I opened a microphone to accuse the eldest brother: "You are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are unreasonable!" ”

Before I could say anything, the big brother drove her jungler hero belatedly and stomped on my corpse.

A row of kill shouts appeared on the phone screen, and the big brother successfully won a wave of five kills.

She typed three words out on the team channel.

- "No thanks. ”

Me: "......"

That's why I say that the big brother is sullen, and this is definitely not a lie.

In this world, only a man like me, who is so cute, lively, kind, patient, handsome, charming, and full of vitality, can endure such a sullen big brother.

*

19.

In fact, to tell the truth, the eldest brother is a little sassy, and his boyfriend is still good.

One day, if someone is blind and becomes her girlfriend, she will definitely be happy to death.

But the blind girl never appeared, so I reluctantly enjoyed the treatment of a "girlfriend" as a binding assistant.

"Big brother, that monkey on the other side hit me!"

"Fuck, why is Diao Chan on the other side so dicked, big brother, let's hammer him!"

"Heheda, they actually scolded me for water? Am I what they can scold, only the big brother can scold me! ”

"I want to practice heroes in this game, what do you think, big brother?"

It is a bad pen to have a cheap and not to take advantage of it.

I took the position of my big brother's girlfriend and successfully turned my big brother into a tool ♂ for me to take revenge on the other side and satisfy my personal desires.

The big brother's answer to my willfulness is generally." Or "......", and then domineeringly kill the person who bullied me to the point of calling Dad.

I kind of understand why the girls always like to yell at the boys who can take them away.

Because, the feeling of being held in the palm of the hand by the big brother......

It's really cool.

*

20.

So for a long time, such a loving scene was playing in a loop in the King's Canyon in the middle of the night:

A mad dog in the jungle, dragging a foot-picking assistant to flutter blindly in the wild area.

Auxiliary a skill didn't put it well and died in the pile.

[Our support has been killed by xxx.] 】

The jungler stepped on the auxiliary corpse and hit five.

[Our jungler kills the enemy xxx five times. 】

[The enemy is annihilated.] 】

*

21.

I took advantage of my eldest brother and enjoyed it.

By the time I realized that I was taking advantage of this and had put myself in the pit, it was already an evening more than 3 months later.

That day, I still hung up the game as usual and waited for the big brother to go online to take me.

The big brother is on the line for an uncertain time, in order to be able to group her in seconds for the first time, I will log on to the game if I have nothing to do.

I didn't do anything, I just waited stupidly.

That's when my friend's message rang out of nowhere.

"Master, have you had someone else who has been ignoring me lately!"

The person who sent the message was an apprentice I took in the game, called "Micro Smile". A very coquettish girl.,I used to stick to me and take her to play when I had nothing to do.。

It's just that I've been busy playing with my eldest brother lately, so how can I have that spare time to take her.

Seeing her words, the blurred face of the eldest brother came to my mind, and I don't know why I was a little weak.

*

22.

"No, you're thinking too much."

I'll tell you the truth, the eldest brother and I are both blue children, and the rape nature of "smiling" does not apply to us.

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She "snapped" and threw three screenshots of the game in my face, "Humph! You've been in a double row with this guy for the last 100 games, and you still say no! ”

I looked at her picture and sighed, recalling the days and nights when my big brother and I were in the ranks.

Alas, it's all over dinner time, why hasn't the big brother been online?

Thinking of the double row with my big brothers, I was a little perfunctory about the news of "slight smile", and replied directly, "We are all men." ”

*

23.

"We're all men."

After I replied to this sentence, I was about to close the chat box with my sister.

As a result, the eldest sister still didn't give up, and she asked me, "Master, you can't be bent, right?" ”

*

24.

My heart chuckled.

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