1.

My name is Qin Feng.

I don't know what others think, but in my own eyes, I'm half a winner in life.

My mother is a strong woman, my stepfather is a domineering president, my brother-in-law is the owner of the KPL team, and my sister is the No.1 popular player in Honor of Kings this year.

The only thing worth regretting in life may be one thing.

- The person I like, she doesn't like me.

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2.

The person I like is my sister's teammate.

Team Ted's pros, the league's most handsome jungler, is not one of them.

Speaking of which, when I knew her, my sister was still a novice who carried the defense tower all day long, and I was already the "strongest king" in gold.

I was her teammate at the time, and I followed her stupidly all day, and I thought she was a man.

Now that I think about it,

I was so witty back then!

I can see the essence through the phenomenon at a glance.

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3.

Before I met her in real life, I kept calling her "big brother".

No way, the first time we met in the game, she gave me the feeling that she was "tall and mighty" and "extremely ferocious".

So I was already a scumbag and left only the three words "big murder brother" in my mind, and I couldn't think of other adjectives.

Only later did I learn that

She's not "big" at all,

There is no "chest" either,

It's not a "brother"......

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4.

For the sake of convenience, let's call her "big brother" below.

After all, professional players are also "public figures", and if her name is revealed, I am afraid that her male and female fans will rush up and slam me and her CP.

That's really embarrassing.

I'll be shy.

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5.

My encounter with the "Big Brother" was in a starry game.

In that game, she was the team's jungler Na Ke Lulu, and I was the team's assistant Ming Shiyin.

The two of us are a match made in heaven.

My Ming Shiyin slipped around with her neck, and the King's Canyon was only visited less than 30 times, and the other side launched a surrender.

I also blame me for Ming Shiyin's playing too well, and the first time I played, I could carry the whole court and take off with my teammates.

I feel sorry for the other side, if I pretend to be a little less forced, the five people on the other side will definitely survive 6 minutes without surrendering.

The other party's Diao Chan sent two lines of red letters:

Can the jungler on the opposite side teach us how to play the jungler?

With a pen-like assistant can play so 6, convinced!

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6.

When I saw this, I was so angry that I threw my phone on the sofa on the spot!

At the end of the game, he angrily added the other party's Diao Chan friend, and wrote a 10,000-word national scold on the friend application.

Dare to scold Lao Tzu, you are dead!

It's been too long, and I've forgotten what I scolded in my friend application.

Just remember that the beginning should be: ntmsngc, gglzjb, xbxydbndgt, doge.

(What kind of onion are you, dare to argue with Lao Tzu, believe it or not, blow up your dog's head?) [doge]）

The other party Diao Chan didn't respond for a long time, and I guess he was so frightened by my powerful and domineering scolding level that he trembled and didn't dare to reply at all.

Hehe, the person who dared to scold me in the game has not yet been born!

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7.

The beautiful encounter with the eldest brother came to a beautiful end in my struggle with Diao Chan.

I think of that skinless ugly Diao Chan now, and I'm still angry.

If it weren't for her, I would have hooked up with my big brother a long time ago, and I wouldn't have wasted so much time.

An inch of time is an inch of gold, and it is difficult to buy an inch of time.

If I catch that Diao Chan one day, I must make her lose money!

Two inches of gold pay the price of one inch of time!

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8.

When I saw my big brother again, it was a long time since the first time. It's been so long that I've forgotten the ID of that ugly sable.

The big brother still plays Na Ke Lulu, and I still play Ming Shiyin.

The difference is that this time I'm on the blue side and she's on the enemy side.

I vaguely felt that Nakorulu's ID was a little familiar, but at 1 a.m. at night, reminiscing about such a brain-draining thing really didn't suit me.

however

When the big brother pressed me to the ground again and again and ravaged me, looking at the five words on the big bird's head - shaking Mqf, I finally remembered everything.

I'll go.,Complain that my qf is the big bird that shakes M.,Isn't it the big jungler brother who is very batched?

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9.

Even though I was able to play five, our qualifying was over on time in six minutes.

"Beat you MP, Ming Shiyin is not as good as a super soldier!"

In the face of my teammates who threw off the pot, I turned on the voice without being straightforward: "I gave the head with my ability, and you yelled at P!" ”

After saying that, I withdrew from the team in a dashing manner, waved my sleeves, and did not take a single head with me.

If you can't take it yourself, you still blame others, is my Ming Shiyin so bad?

Looking at the record of 0 bar 8 in the last game, my conscience finally had a little commotion, and I gritted my teeth and poked at the big brother's friend application.

I don't believe it, no one can take me with this game?

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10.

"Big brother, is there a lack of leg pendants? The kind that will sell cuteness, will play support, and will add blood! ”

After researching nearly 100 games with the big brother, I sent her this friend request.

This sentence is not a casual statement.

After my 10-minute research, I found that this big brother has an extraordinary love for junglers, and 100 games are all jungler heroes.

And players who are usually so persistent in the jungle are all men.

And usually such a jungler needs a cute binding assistance who can call him a brother and a brother and pick up soap (crossed out).

At this moment, I am full of confidence in the future of my boss.

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11.

When I was about to fall asleep, the friends screen finally lit up with a red dot.

[We're already friends, come and have fun~]

I was so excited that the sleepy insect woke up all of a sudden, rubbed my palms and carefully considered where to start with the big guy.

The big brother sent me a "? ”。

I wittily read her this"? "The meaning behind it – who are you?

I immediately snapped and typed a row of words on the keyboard, "Big brother, don't you know me, I'm Ming Shiyin, who fell in love with you and killed each other in the last game!" ”

The eldest brother didn't know why he sent me a string of speechless "......".

Then he faintly replied to me with an "Oh." ”

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12.

I kept up my efforts, blinking the big eyes of Buling Buling, and talking to my big brother Amway himself.

"Big brother, is the leg pendant missing? It's free~"

"There is no shortage."

The big brother reacted coldly, and I was keenly aware that I had made a serious mistake.

- Cheap but not good.

- The free ones are not good.

I had to pretend to ignore the word "no", and continue to warm her cold heart with my enthusiasm, "Oh, you lack it?" Great, we can play together. ”

The eldest brother replied to me with another "......", followed by a firm "No! ”。

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13.

"/ Crying / Crying. Big brother, take me with you! ”

"With a little help from me, you can't lose the game, you can't send heads. Can you have one more treatment, without suffering at all, do you think about it again? ”

After I sent N more messages, the chat channel was at an impasse.

I silently prepared for the "beautiful life of lying down and winning away from me", and planned to go offline to sleep.

The big brother suddenly moved.

She said: Forget it, Wangzai's small steamed buns are also milk, barely better than Xiaoyao.

Then he sent a team invitation domineeringly.

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