Chapter 27: Take two steps and see

Sanpang looked around, and said to an electrician brother in an engineer's uniform in the crowd: "This big brother, please go and flash the fluorescent lights, and then get a big fan, and cooperate to create a little atmosphere of heroic warfare." ”

The electrician brother didn't turn his head and said, "Get out of the way." ”

San Fat: "I know that this request delays your viewing, and I'm actually very embarrassed"

The brother yelled: "Then why are you still talking about a fart, get out, roll the revolution and rotate." ”

Sanfat: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, when I didn't say it." But this request of yours is really difficult for a strong man, and it is difficult to obey it. ”

The brother took out a hammer from the tool bag on his shoulder: "You forced me, you say another word to try, I'll show you a baby." ”

At this point, the world was finally quiet, and the two masters on the stage fought back and forth, and finally locked each other and couldn't move, and after a stalemate for a while, they both admitted that it was a draw.

Seeing that there was no winner in this battle of cats and dogs plus toads, everyone shouted that they were bored and all dispersed to practice themselves. Only the newcomer Zhao Meng's team has not yet decided where to practice.

Zhang Yang said with a lack of interest: "After playing for a long time, I knew that I wouldn't look at the grass." ”

Li Hao shook his head and said: "People have been fighting for so long, how can you say that, this is the best result." ”

Baili Lang also said with disdain: "That's it, you just don't know what it's like to die in the thatched house wearing a fragrant and fluttering mask, if you beat you to death in the morning just now, you have the ability to kill the two of them." ”

As soon as Zhang Yang heard the fire, he came: "I can't kill the two of them, but I really want to kill you." I was going to beat you up just now. No, I wanted to beat you up when I first came, and I can't bear it until today. ”

Gao Ao: "You two are indeed more prominent, and now there is no one, or you two will fight in this ring." ”

Zhang Yang asked: "How about it, if you admit defeat in advance, I can consider not beating you." ”

"If you're afraid, just say it." Baili Lang took the lead in turning over to the stage and shouted at Zhang Yang in the audience: "Do you dare to agree if I call you, Dasha Bi."

Zhang Yang really didn't dare to agree when he heard it, and he suffered a loss before the fight started. Secretly said that this stupid Bibi was really insidious, and then jumped up and fell off the stage.

Baili Lang continued: "If you can still stand and step down today, I will recognize you as your father. ”

Zhang Yang pretended to be profound: "Why do you still want to be my Lao Tzu like this, Lao Tzu is very Taoist, very Taoist." ”

Baililang waited and wondered: "What about the latter sentence, you say half of the chicken feathers, and the labor and management wait for a long time." What does it mean? ”

Zhang Yang explained: "It means that you can usually speak, but don't talk too much. ”

Baili Lang: "Zi said that you are stupid and talk a lot, and Zeng Zi said that I can have you more." ”

Zhang Yang said again: "Lao Tzu also said that the name is famous, not very famous. ”

Baili Lang; "Labor and management depend on what you can say if you are stupid."

ZHANG Yang; "It means that people can be famous, but don't be famous too often, or you'll get into trouble."

The third fat man suddenly came out and said: "I can just say it, you can fight and talk, it really makes me ashamed of myself." ”

Zhao Hao was impatient: "Damn, whether you fight or not, don't beat me for training." ”

Said to fight, the two made arrogant and provocative expressions, and put on a posture with each other, Baili Lang woke up with a move, shook his head at Zhang Yang, and Zhang Yang squeezed his eyebrows at Baili Lang with a move of chicken exploration.

Baili Lang is another move, where the tiger boy stretches his waist, staring at Zhang Yang with both hands crisscrossing, Zhang Yang also has a trick, the golden rooster is independent, and he is also staring at Baili Lang with teeth and claws, and the two sides are constantly changing their postures, spinning in circles on this stage, and testing each other.

Then Baili Lang made a move of the monkey fist of the left independent peep at the Baili Lang, Zhang Yang made a move of the mantis fist of the shepherd boy to guide the way, stretched out his finger and pointed at the Baili Lang, Baili Lang was another move The right independent peep changed his posture and continued to stare at the other party, Zhang Yang made another move The upgraded version of the immortal pointed the way, as if staring at his prey, his eyes locked on the Baili Lang.

The two sides kept wandering on the stage, constantly changing their postures to find each other's flaws, but no one made a move after being inked for a long time.

Baili Lang sneered at Zhang Yang: "You stupid bi has unlocked so many postures, and you are really a praying mantis dancing with a big scythe, one move after another." ”

Not to be outdone, Zhang Yang ridiculed: "In terms of posture, how can I be as rich as you, aren't you also a bra made in an underwear factory, one set after another." ”

Everyone in the audience saw that these two people had been on the stage for more than ten minutes, and none of them dared to step forward and scold.

"You two are showing off who has the most moves here."

"you Made, don't beat the labor and come up to help you fight."

"They probably haven't found a chance to attack yet, so we'll wait another two hours and see."

"You've got a same-sex repulsive magnet on you, aren't you?"

"Their mental confrontation at the moment is very intense, so fierce that it is completely invisible."

"If you're like this, go to the camp."

"Eh, maybe I think it hurts my feelings, and I'm not mentally prepared."

"Even if you don't fight, take two steps, grass."

Sanpang couldn't bear it anymore when he saw this scene and said: "Cao, I thought you two were so powerful, but I thought you were masters, and I felt ashamed." As a result, the audience shouted as fierce as a tiger, and came to the stage to fight two hundred and five. With that, he left disappointed.

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The two people on the stage also felt that they were a little too disagreeable, so they tentatively moved a step forward, and after a while, the audience scolded again, looking like they wanted to come up and kill these two stupid Bi.

So the two of them plucked up the courage to take another step, and my skateboard shoes were the most fashionable and fashionable, one step at a time, one step at a time. Rubbing rubbing, rubbing in this ring, is the pace of the devil.

Half an hour later, everyone was scolded, and as they continued to move closer to the center, the distance between the two became smaller and smaller, and finally they collided together.

I saw Baili Lang strike first, and suddenly hit a monkey stealing peach with a thunderous momentum and grabbed Zhang Yang's lower body. Zhang Yang flew up and jumped up a white crane with bright wings to avoid this grab, and when he fell, he kicked towards the face of Baililang. Baili Lang looked up and saw that this kick fell from the sky and could not be hard-connected, and a tiger rolled to the other side of the ring.

Then Zhang Yang saw that he rolled away and failed to kick, so after he landed, a lion fighting rabbit pressed forward, and after rolling over a hundred miles of waves, he got up and saw that the other party was menacing, so an antelope hung its horns and flashed to the other side again.

Taking advantage of the gap when the other party was still recruiting, suddenly the tiger pounced in front of Zhang Yang.